Chapter 174: Ma Zhuozi: Wipe the Table!

"People dare to reach out and get out of the oil pot, the hot oil, do you dare?"

"I dare!"

Everyone was startled by Lao Bai who suddenly jumped out, and even the shopkeeper looked at him like an alien.

Lao Bai didn't care about everyone's scrutiny at all, but started a science education course seriously: "Hehe, this is actually a kind of trick to cover the eyes, first put the borax into the pot, the borax produces gas when it is heated, it looks like a boiling pot, but it is not hot at all!"

As soon as she heard the other party slandering her master, Han Juan was immediately annoyed: "What are you kidding? Master Ma is a master, sword slashing demons, can you?"

When Chu Nan heard the sword slashing demon, he immediately became interested: "What is the sword slashing demon?"

Han Juan immediately introduced triumphantly: "With just a piece of paper, you can fix the ghost, and then a mouthful of water sprays over, and the ghost will immediately appear, at this time, with a knife, the ghost will be cut in two, can you?"

When Chu Nan heard this, he was completely speechless, this stalk that was played badly in Nima chemistry class was actually respected by the other party as a god, sad.

Bai Zhantang still had that confident smile: "I can do it." ”

"No kidding...."

"I'm not kidding, in fact, the paper has been processed in advance, first use a pen dipped in alkaline water to draw the shape of the ghost, after drying, it is invisible, and then spray turmeric water, it reacts, and it shows a red ghost, the so-called sword slashing demon, in fact, is to cut the paper in half!"

"It's impossible, the master will chew the ghost bones, fix the ghost in the bowl, break it to pieces, and then chew the broken porcelain pieces on the spot and swallow them. ”

"He didn't chew broken porcelain pieces at all, but dried fish bones in advance, like these tricks, no one played them many years ago, and they weren't fresh at all!"

Han Juan didn't believe that the master was a liar at all, and was still immersed in her own daydreams.

"I have my thoughts, you have yours, I won't interfere with you, please don't interfere with me!"

The shopkeeper suddenly seemed to be a different person, and pulled Lao Bai aside to the side, "That's it, by the way, Juan'er, where are you now?"

Han Juan immediately became alert: "What do you want to do?"

"Don't worry, we don't mean anything else, we just want to open our eyes!"

Han Juan refused without thinking about it: "Forget it, the master said that except for his own disciples, no one else is seen!"

Chu Nan basically understood what the shopkeeper's idea was, so he cooperated very cooperatively and used the agitation method: "I don't dare to see it, right?"

Han Juan really hit the plan: "Help, everyone dares to reach out and get into the oil pot, why don't you dare?"

Lao Bai also understood, and continued to provoke on the side: "Then let him come!"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you, I'll invite him over early tomorrow morning to open your eyes!"

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Early the next morning, everyone looked out at the door, and then the shopkeeper walked downstairs without hurrying, and everyone hurriedly surrounded the stars like the moon.

The big mouth was like sleepwalking at this time, and his face was fascinated: "Shopkeeper, what do you say that master looks like?"

After Lao Bai's popular science yesterday, the shopkeeper didn't believe in any masters, and couldn't help laughing: "What masters? Charlatans, we still see less? What is the name of the fortune teller last time?"

Lu Xiucai has the most say in this matter, and it can be said that without that fortune teller, there would be no relationship between Xiucai and Xiao Guo.

"It's called Baimei, thanks to him, Fumei and I are where we are today!"

"Then do you have to burn incense and worship him every day?"

Lu Xiucai immediately changed his words: "cough...... This kind of scum wants to hit my hands, and if you see it once you hit it, you will not spare it!"

However, Li Dazui had other thoughts, so he discussed with the shopkeeper: "The shopkeeper, if he is really a master, can I also bow down?"

"You're not sick or sick, what are you doing with him?"

Big Mouth has his own practical experience, and today he just took it out for everyone to "appreciate": "Of course there are benefits! In the early years, I worked in the Yellow Crane Tower, and I worshiped Guan Gong every day, and within two years I became a head catcher!"

Cut, it's not your county uncle who can be the head catcher, but it's a pity that this kid is not that material at all.

No, Lao Bai's ridicule came immediately: "As a result, I became a cook again in two months, just like not worshipping!"

Li Dazui was the most annoying when people said this, and immediately became irritable: "What's wrong with the cook? What do you eat without a chef? How can you open this shop without a chef?"

Seeing that he didn't do anything, his own people were about to fight, and the shopkeeper hurriedly played a round: "Don't talk nonsense, it's coming......"

At this time, Han Juan came in with a monk who looked like a monk, and Dazui was taken aback.

Han Juan stretched out her hand and introduced to everyone: "This is my master......"

The man made a nondescript joke, "The old man's surname is Ma, and his nickname is Zhuozi." ”

Big Mouth immediately came up stupidly, "Isn't this an old horse, when did you become a master? Oh my God, look at your dress, haha, your beard is really fake?"

Ma Zhuozi didn't expect to meet his former acquaintances, but at the moment he could only continue to pretend.

"Ahem...... Who are you?"

"Li Dazui, have you forgotten? The two of us are doing chores in the Yellow Crane Tower, I wash the vegetables, and you wipe the table......

Chu Nan on the side burst into laughter: Oh, no wonder it's called Ma Zhuozi, and I don't forget Benha.

Ma Zhuozi was lifted off the old bottom, his face was gloomy, and he was angry at the big mouth: "Nonsense, wait for Hugh to be honest, the old man has been cultivating in Zhongnan Mountain, and he only came out of the mountain not long ago, what Yellow Crane Tower, I have never heard of it!"

"Old horse, I'm not happy if you want to do this......

Seeing that Big Mouth was about to step forward again, Chu Nan hurriedly pulled him away, joking, if he really let Big Mouth expose him, wouldn't it be a lot less fun?

"Go, go, stay put, Master Ma, this person has a bit of a problem with his brain, your old man is like him!"

Ma Zhuozi saw that he held the scene, and immediately took out the posture of a master outside the world: "Ahem...... Who's going to get rid of it?"

Zhu Wushuang immediately stood up: "It's me, it's my hair, and my nails ......"

"Let's put it there first, get out of the frying pan!"

With Master Ma's order, the shopkeeper also began to throw people out.

"Xiucai, go settle the bill. ”

"I'm sorry everyone, it's closed, it's closed. ”

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There was an oil pot in the backyard, and the old horse was chanting with his eyes closed, and his big mouth was sneering beside him.

Lao Ma took advantage of the unpreparedness and wanted to throw something into the pot, but Lao Bai twisted it on the spot.

Lao Bai pulled out a yellowed unknown object from the other party's hand: "What is this?"

Ma Zhuozi naturally wanted to go to the fantasy aspect: "Uh...... This is the Soul Fixing Pill, and as soon as you throw it into the pot, the little ghost is frozen. ”

Lao Bai put the thing in his hand and rubbed it, then blew and said with a smile: "Why do I think it looks like borax?"

Ma Zhuozi chuckled in his heart, secretly screaming that it was not good, but his mouth was very hard: "Nonsense, what is borax?

Lao Bai took retreat as advance, and immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, the villain has no eyes, you keep doing it!"

"Then you return the Soul Fixing Pill to me!"

Lao Bai is willing to block his back road directly: "When the oil is boiled, I will personally help you throw it in, it's okay, it's going to be opened immediately, you keep waiting......"

In the blink of an eye, the oil inside began to boil and bubble, and Lao Bai threw the borax into the pot.

"Okay, don't you want to get out of the oil pot, go down, I'll help you ......"

Lao Bai dragged Master Ma's arm and was about to get out of the oil pot, Master Ma was shocked, and then put on an offended posture: "It's really unreasonable, the old way, I hate being disturbed the most, don't get it, don't get it, the old man will leave!"

Han Juan saw it and hurriedly came out to play a round: "Master, you are as knowledgeable as him, the oil pot is not good, let's kill the demon with a sword!"

The shopkeeper also coaxed on the side: "Yes, yes, yes, I'll help you watch, who dares to disturb me and be anxious with him!"

Ma Zhuozi also knew that he would definitely damage his prestige if he slipped away like this, so he pretended to pinch a trick.

"Okay, wait for the old decay to make a move!"

Master Ma took out a piece of yellow paper from his arms, read the words, and then began to spray water on the paper, seeing that the ghost shadow did not come out, he was stunned for a moment, and then squirted again.

"Well, why haven't you come out yet?"

Hearing Master Ma muttering in a low voice, Lao Bai came over again: "Are you looking for a ghost......?"

Lao Bai also took out a piece of yellow paper and sprayed water on the paper, and soon a red ghost appeared on the paper, and Master Ma was startled.

"Don't get me wrong, this is your paper, I dropped a bag when I helped you out of the oil pan just now!"

Facing Lao Bai's sharp gaze, Ma Zhuozi was like being stripped naked, naked, and had no sense of security at all.

But at this moment, he was still a boiled duck - with a hard mouth: "How can this be true, who do you think of the old decay?"

"Master Ma, I'm wrong, you continue to do it, otherwise, you can give us a dry ghost bone, and I will help you ......"

Lao Bai couldn't help but say, he directly threw the bowl to the ground, picked up a broken porcelain piece and handed it to Master Ma.

"Chew!"

Ma Zhuozi was already so frightened that he had no master, and he trembled and stuffed the porcelain piece into his mouth: "Chew, chew ......"

"Don't just chew, swallow, rub what?"

Ma Zhuozi had a cold war, and immediately fled out, but was blocked by Chu Nan.

"Hehe, this road doesn't work. ”

Even with these farces, Han Juan is still obsessed.

"What do you want to do, as long as I'm here, no one will want to hurt Master Ma!"

Master Ma is also a bastard enough, so he ran away while Han Juan was entangled in Chu Nan: "Juan'er, it's all up to you, give me ......"

But before he could run out of the gate, he was stopped by Xiao Liu, who rushed over, and everyone followed, and the old horse turned back with a smile.

Lao Ma didn't sing at all, and obediently took out the silver he had deceived Han Juan: "These silver will be returned to you, don't blame me, I am also forced by life!"

Han Juan hadn't woken up yet, but asked angrily, "Master, did they force you to say that?"

Master Nama also couldn't cry or laugh: "No, I was originally a handyman." ”

"What's the mess?"

The old horse threw up his wide sleeves and gestured, "Wipe the table, I don't see any other hope, I just want to coax a little money, drink a little wine, and live a small life......

"Your ...... powers"

"What a great supernatural power, it's all a little trick, pretending to be a ghost, it's almost like a trick!"

When Chu Nan heard this, he was not happy: "Okay, don't spoil other people's tricks, it's not as ornamental as others!"

Yan Xiaoliu saw that the other party confessed, but it was easy to make trouble.

"What's the matter? Shall I escort you away, or will you go by yourself?"

"Go by yourself, go by yourself, please come here, turn back to prison, I have to ask you to take care of ......"

Seeing that the other party was quite good, Xiao Liu didn't shackle him anymore, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up." ”

At this time, Big Mouth picked up a rag from the table and threw it over: "Hey, Ma Zhuozi, take the rag, go inside and wipe it slowly." ”

That Ma Zhuozi was also interesting, and stuffed the rag into his arms like a treasure, "As soon as I hold him, my heart will be steady." ”

Seeing Xiaoliu take Ma Zhuozi out, Han Juan sat down in despair.

"I've been tossing and turning together for so long, it's all nonsense!"

Tong Xiangyu poured her a cup of tea and comforted: "Eat a trench to grow a wisdom, Zhantang, you guys avoid it first!"

"Alright, you two have a slow chat. "Anyway, it's closed early, so I don't have to worry about anyone disturbing me even in the lobby.

As soon as Lao Bai and a few people left the scene, the shopkeeper began to preach: "What is superstition in the final analysis? First deluded and then believed, first confuse you, so that you have to believe if you don't believe it! For example, that letter is to take advantage of people's fear of the unknown, and then it is not a trick, such as reaching out to get out of the oil pot, most superstitious activities take advantage of this!"

Bai Zhantang, who was eavesdropping on the side at this time, couldn't help but jump out, "Haha, no wonder you want to tell me to avoid it, isn't this all my word? ”

Tong Xiangyu, as the king of the inn, was also embarrassed to be caught plagiarizing: "Ahem...... I have said it myself, if you want to break superstition, there is only one sentence, if you are not superstitious, you will not believe, and if you don't believe, you will not be confused!

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After lunch, Han Juan, who had been taught a lesson, was about to return home.

"Okay, don't send it, I'll write to you when I get home.... What do you want? A letter of peace!"

Tong Xiangyu sent her out of the gate: "Go, go, be careful all the way!"

Seeing Han Juan sent away, the shopkeeper returned to the lobby, sat down leisurely, and breathed a sigh of relief: This matter is finally understood!

At this time, Wushuang greeted him, "Is she leaving?

"How many years of friends, don't need to be stinky, this letter is for you!"

Zhu Wushuang looked at the letter in front of him and was a little afraid: "What do you mean by this?"

"Didn't you claim to have confiscated the letter? This is the first letter, don't worry, this time it's all from the heart!"

"Huh...... Who else are you writing to but me?"

"It's just you, just this one, I'm almost tired, okay, you look first, I'll go around the backyard!"

Wushuang immediately opened the letter happily, and at this time, Xiao Guo, who heard the movement, came over to take a look.

"I feel very ...... to be your best sister"

Zhu Wushuang reacted and hurriedly hid the letter behind him: "What are you doing? This is specially written to me by the shopkeeper!"

Guo Furong's face was a little ugly: "What kind of letter did she write to you if she was fine?"

Wushuang immediately got up: "Then I don't know, but I heard that I'm the only one who has it, and this may be called a good sister." ”

Wushuang went out to patrol the street humming a little song, and Xiao Guo was stunned for a while.

At this time, the shopkeeper had already finished patrolling the backyard, "Huh, Xiao Guo, why is your face so ugly?"

"Hehe, I don't know people but faces, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Seeing Xiao Guo walking away angrily, Tong Xiangyu didn't know why: "Hey, what do you mean? I'm going to provoke you? You make it clear, hey ......"..