Chapter 1622: Hit by a dung truck
The show starts at 6 p.m. and ends at 10 p.m. It was not yet three o'clock, and Bai Lu was talking impassionedly, and it didn't take much time.
There are more than 100 groups of photos of idol teams hanging in the corridor, and they are as big as real people, from the entrance to the entrance of the theater, and there are photos all over the corridor, and they are even posted to the door of the toilet.
Walking on such a road, a man will be in a good mood.
Bai Lu looked, there were too many women, and all of them were good-looking, but they couldn't remember their real appearance. There are photos of Li Keer's sisters, and it wasn't until he saw these many faces who had lived in a big house that he had a familiar feeling.
In comparison, Li Keer's group of girls are relatively old, taking the sexy route, and the photos are even more sexy, with full short skirts and high heels, and the most beautiful smiles on their white faces.
Bai Lu looked at them one by one, and someone next to him suddenly asked, "Isn't it good-looking?"
Bai Lu turned around, saw that he was full of happiness, and asked with a smile: "Where is your photo?"
"Without me. Man Happy said: "Me and the trio of Shasha and Huahua are the secret weapons of the standard company, and we don't compete with these girls for performance opportunities." ”
There's not much to say about that, as long as there's a rustle, it's definitely a tilt of chance. Bai Lu smiled and asked, "◎∮ how was the last class reunion?"
He wanted to show that I still cared about you, but it was self-defeating, and he smiled happily and said, "Have you forgotten? It's Christmas." ”
Bai Lu sighed in his heart, this is going to be a problem.
Sure enough, Man Happy immediately said: "You promised, be my boyfriend." After a pause, he added, "On Christmas Day." ”
Bai Lu changed the subject: "What, what time is dinner?"
Man Happy was not angry, looked at him with a smile, and then looked at the big picture on the wall. "Looks good, right?"
"Well, it's much better than me. ”
Man Happy said: "It's not that it's better looking than me, it's that I'm standing in front of you, and you don't dare to look at it." ”
Bai Lu said: "Don't talk nonsense. ”
Man Happy didn't answer, tilted his head to look at Li Ke'er, and sighed lightly: "It's so good-looking." Asked Bai Lu: "Half-breeds are beautiful." Right?"
Bai Lu replied that it seemed to be.
"It's fundamental, you see that these people around Sister Ke'er are all mixed-race like her, all of them are good-looking, this combination is launched, it's hard to think about becoming famous. ”
Bai Lu said: "If you want to become famous, you can't just rely on looks. ”
Man Happy retorted: "As long as a girl is beautiful, she must be famous, you look at Zhang Qingqing, after a few years of tossing." Who doesn't know about her now?"
"Me. Bai Lu said: "If it weren't for Yuanlong's commemorative party, I wouldn't know her at all." ”
"How many of you are there?" Man Happy said: "By the way, I will make a movie with you in the New Year, and Shasha Huahua always goes to school, I blame you for being bored." ”
"They want to take the college entrance examination, didn't you say last time that you also took the college entrance examination?
"Pull your eggs, I don't have to do that. Man Happy said: "I don't care about the diploma, as long as they go to school in Beicheng." When can't I go over?"
"Beicheng?" Bai Lu remembered something, Shasha and Huahua still haven't said what school they want to go to. Do you study art or go to a normal university? Do you study locally or go to another country?
If you want to gain knowledge, it is good to go to other places to study. Liv also mentioned going to the United States to study.
Bai Lu's inclination was to study in China for four years, an experience he lacked.
I drank with He Shanqing's shameless guys many times, and they all boasted about their great achievements when they were studying. In fact, there are a lot of stupid things, what drinks too much, what fights, what chases girls, and many classmates will be judged one by one...... Sounds interesting.
Stay in a dormitory once and experience the novelty of entering the school. and the four years that have passed like electricity, and the tears of parting......
Listening to Bai Lu chanting two words, he didn't speak again. Man Happy asked, "What's wrong with Beicheng?"
Bai Lu said, "Not much. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a call from the little Taoist: "I'm fine." ”
Bai Lu said: "Come to Beicheng, your luck outside is too bad." ”
"It's fine. The little Taoist priest said, "If I don't go now, I have to learn from my senior brother, and I will learn all the skills of my senior brother first." ”
Bai Lu was curious: "What's wrong?"
"The woman, the woman who fell into the river was unconscious in the hospital, my senior brother went to see it, tossed it casually for two hours, and woke up. The little Taoist priest said, "When she wakes up, I'll be fine." But then he said: "You don't know, people's hearts are really sinister, obviously the girl woke up, her family in order to find someone to reimburse the medical expenses, insisted on encouraging the girl to say that I pushed her into the river, I listened to it outside and was about to explode, fortunately the girl insisted enough, saying that it was none of my business, I saved her, otherwise I would have to grind for a few days." ”
Bai Lu said: "That girl can say this, it means that it is worth saving, and it also means that you have not contributed in vain." ”
"Well, my senior brother said the same thing, my senior brother praised me, saying that I came out this time, and I have experienced several things, and I have handled them very well. The little Taoist priest was very excited: "My senior brother didn't beat me, haha." ”
Bai Lu was a little speechless: "Look at your little talent, if you don't beat you, you're happy to be like this, you're a masochist." ”
The little Taoist priest said: "You know a fart, what I'm talking about is what the senior brother approves of what I do!"
Bai Lu smiled and asked, "Then when are you coming?"
"I don't know, the senior brother said let me spend the money first, when to spend more than 600,000 yuan, and when to go back to the mountain with him. ”
Bai Lu said: "Your senior brother's education method is really ingenious. ”
"You really don't understand anything, spending money is a science, only if you can spend money, can you know what the use of money is, in order to know how to make money, this is a university question. ”
"Well, you go study. Bai Lu said: "Congratulations on surviving a calamity, and I hope that the next calamity ......."
Before he finished speaking, there was a bang on the other end of the phone, followed by the sound of the phone falling to the ground, and then blinding.
Bai Lu's face turned white directly, since the little Taoist priest went out of the mountain alone, this is the fourth unpleasant thing he has encountered, don't you have a car accident?
I dialed the number again, but it was still blind, and I hurriedly called the Dadao taxi.
The Taoist priest answered and asked what was the matter, and Bai Lu said, "The little Taoist priest seems to have been in a car accident." Hurry to him. ”
The Daoist didn't even ask a word of nonsense, and immediately hung up the phone.
Bai Lu was waiting worriedly, and twenty minutes later, the little Taoist priest called back with his senior brother's phone: "Lao Tzu is too hard. ”
Listening to this guy's angry words, Bai Lu sighed lightly and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Have you ever been hit by a dung truck?"
Hear this question. Bai Lu didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and replied, "No, no car hit me." ”
"Lao Tzu was hit by a dung truck, and he was hit by a dung truck while standing on the sidewalk! The little Taoist priest was very angry: "How can there be a dung truck in the city? What the hell is going on? And it's a dung truck with a full load......
Bai Lu said: "Don't describe it, I don't want to lose weight." Then he said, "You should call yourself Daoye, not Lao Tzu." ”
The little Taoist priest was very angry: "And you bastard, just now the senior brother calculated a hexagram, saying that my bad luck has something to do with you, let me buy a ticket to find you immediately." You wait, Lao Tzu is going to kill you, and you have always been in the yin of me. ”
Bai Lu Zhengse said: "You are promoting feudal superstition, this kind of thinking is unacceptable." Then he asked, "How's the manure truck?"
The little Taoist priest was furious: "You don't care about me, but you care about the dung truck?
"I can't say that, I'm afraid you'll pay for car repairs. Bai Lu asked again, "Are you okay?"
"What can I do? But the front of the dung truck is off. The little Taoist priest suddenly shouted: "No! It's not you! It's Xiaobei!"
Bai Lu asked, "What is not me? What is the matter with Guan Xiaobei?"
The little Taoist priest said: "It was Xiaobei who sent it away, I was unhappy, and my luck was naturally bad." My senior brother is afraid that I will think about it and blame you for these things. He didn't want me to think of Xiaobei, and I was unhappy when I thought of Xiaobei. ”
Bai Lu sighed lightly: "You think too much, what you have encountered recently is indeed related to me, it is my method that has made you unlucky, come to Beicheng to clean me up." ”
The little Taoist priest said no, saying that he was going to see Xiaobei.
Bai Lu was directly speechless. I really don't know how to persuade him. After pausing for a while, he said: "Don't watch it, the more you watch, the more reluctant you become, come to Beicheng to accompany me to make a movie." ”
"I'm not going to be a joke. The little Taoist priest said, "Why don't you call me a singer, I think I still have a lot of talent for singing." ”
Bai Lu asked, "What is the difference between a singer and an actor?"
The little Taoist priest thought about it again and again: "Let's not talk about this first, what should I do if I want to see Xiaobei?"
Xiaobei is the child of the North Korean defector selected by the little Taoist priest in the Taoist temple. The child's mother died, and he adopted for a while.
Bai Lu said, "I'll introduce you to someone." ”
So, the little Taoist priest was angry again: "Do you introduce me to someone? Do you know that I am a monk?"
"In the story, Taoist priests all have wives. Bai Lu argued.
"They are them, I am me. The little Taoist priest returned to the topic: "I want to see Xiaobei." ”
Bai Lu just wanted to persuade again, but there was a snap on the phone again. Frightened, his face turned white again, and he said in his heart that he wouldn't be so unlucky, right? He was hit by a car again, but this time the phone was not interrupted, and he hurriedly listened carefully.
After a while, I heard the little Taoist priest say, "Why are you beating me?" As he asked, the voice of the Taoist priest rang on the phone: "What do you see?" Either go back to the mountains or go to Beicheng and choose one yourself." ”
The little Taoist priest sighed very aggrievedly: "That can't hit me, it's very painful! I just got hit by a car." ”
"Call me. The Dadaoshi snatched his mobile phone and said to Bai Lu: "I'll send him to the station now, buy a ticket and call you, and you will pick up the station tomorrow morning." ”
Bai Lu thought about answering the sound, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he had already hung up the phone.
Waiting for Bai Lu to put away his mobile phone, he asked happily, "The matter is solved?"
Bai Lu didn't want to talk about the little Taoist, so Zhengse criticized: "If you don't study or work all day long, won't people be wasted?"
"Don't be funny, there are so many people who work outside, how many of them have learned really useful knowledge?" It's just some skills to support a family, do I need to learn?" (To be continued......)