"Hey, it's strange, why hasn't Uncle Nine come yet?"

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If you want to say, this person just couldn't help but chatter, and just after saying a few words, he heard someone outside shouting:

"Uncle Nine has arrived!"

Hey, you really mean Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

As an important person in the town, Uncle Nine will give him some face, and everyone present got up to greet him.

When Uncle Nine pushed the door in, everyone was stunned:

Dressed in a dazzling bright yellow robe, with a pair of yin and yang Taiji diagrams embroidered on his chest, a gossip scarf on his head, and ten square shoes on his feet, he is a generation of grandmasters, and his bearing is extraordinary.

After being stunned for three seconds, everyone finally reacted.

"Uncle Nine, welcome, welcome, come on....."

"Sit, sit, everybody. ”

“.......”

After glancing at Father Wu, Uncle Nine sat down next to Chu Nan, because in his old man's opinion, only Chu Nan could barely get into his eyes. It's just that it's lively now, because Chu Nan is between the two masters, and it is estimated that this meal will not be quiet.

"Master Ren arranged for the two elders to have a light meal together tonight, just to ask the two of them to get to know each other. It doesn't really matter whether the church is reopened or not, the important thing is that we should practice democracy and practice the coexistence of multiple religions, and I believe that this is what the virtuous fathers and elders here mean, right?"

The words of the mayor of the town are still a little level, and even the elimination and fighting, taking advantage of the situation, those bosses also nodded one after another:

"Yes, yes, yes......"

However, Uncle Nine glanced at them and said casually: "It's pretty good, everyone with a head and a face is here." Especially when he saw the three shopkeepers of "pornography, gambling, and drugs", he snorted coldly, and his contempt was overflowing.

Hearing Uncle Jiu's cynicism, several people present were also embarrassed, but fortunately, the restaurant guy finally served the food, so as to excuse himself, Master Ren quickly changed the topic:

"Come on, let's eat vegetables, this is the restaurant's signature dish - Peking duck, come, let's eat and chat. ”

Hearing the old man interrupt like this, the embarrassing atmosphere suddenly became lively, and everyone raised their chopsticks one after another, but that Father Wu really didn't know how to use the chopsticks. I saw him with a bamboo chopstick in both hands and a hand, and he gestured over and over, but he didn't know how to take it.

Seeing this scene, Uncle Nine smiled, held his chopsticks and said matter-of-factly:

"In fact, Taoism in China is like Peking duck, which has a history of thousands of years," he said, picking up a lotus leaf cake and putting it on the plate in front of him, "Chinese it tastes like ........Taoism

Speaking of this, Uncle Nine picked up a few more shredded green onions, then dipped them in the sweet noodle sauce, put them on the lotus leaf cake, and then glanced at Father Wu with disdain, "And foreigners don't know how to eat Chinese food." ”

Then he sandwiched two pieces of roast duck meat, placed them on top of shredded green onions, and then used chopsticks to flexibly wrap them in lotus leaf cakes.

Waiting for Uncle Jiu to pick up the wrapped lotus leaf cake, he deliberately signaled in front of the priest before putting it in his mouth.

At this time, the priest was holding a chopstick in one hand, slightly embarrassed, but how could he show weakness at this time?

"If you want me to say, the good thing about Chinese religion is to persuade people to be good, and the bad thing is to lead people to superstition. ”

As he spoke, Father Wu used one chopstick to pick up the lotus leaf cake on the plate in front of him, and then picked up a shredded green onion and dipped it in the sauce, "Actually, faith is like eating roast duck," Speaking of which, the priest had already used the chopsticks as a fork, and saw that he used one chopstick to fork up a piece of duck meat, and the other chopstick went down, and the duck meat fell on the lotus leaf cake.

The priest did this, and Uncle Nine was quite acceptable, but then, the priest actually put down his chopsticks and got started.

"As long as you can eat it, it doesn't matter what method you use. “

Seeing that the priest folded the lotus leaf cake with his hand, and then chewed it as if he was enjoying it, Uncle Nine was directly dumbfounded: Report to the coach, he doesn't play cards according to the routine!

"Oh, I didn't think Father knew how to eat roast duck so well. ”

The mayor of the town made this slap, and the priest smiled even more, and several people present also applauded.

Seeing that Uncle Jiu's face was pale, Master Ren began to persuade him to drink:

"Come on, let's have a drink. ”

"Yes, yes, everyone, please, please ......"

As a good drinker, Uncle Nine also temporarily put aside his prejudices and raised his glass for the sake of wine.

Since everyone raised their wine glasses, Chu Nan couldn't pretend to be high, and he also learned to drink the wine in one go. It's just that as soon as you take this wine, why does it feel so weird?

Not only him, but even Uncle Nine on the side frowned, it was obvious that Uncle Nine had not finished drinking the wine. But when they looked at the others, they all showed expressions of enjoyment.

"This wine was brought back from France by Father, and it's called Brandy!"

Hearing Miss Ren's explanation, Chu Nan understood: No wonder this group of people seemed to have drunk the elixir and jade liquid, and their feelings were all caused by the name of this foreign wine.

As soon as he heard this, Uncle Nine raised his wine glass and shouted:

"Autumn Birth!"

Qiusheng heard the strings and knew the elegance, took the wine glass and spilled the remaining half of the wine on the ground.

"My master, he doesn't like to drink this kind of wine, he likes this. ”

As he spoke, Qiusheng took out a small jar from his back, and Chu Nan took a look, isn't this the sorghum wine that was given to Uncle Nine a few days ago, and the feelings haven't been drunk yet.

"Cough, Uncle Nine, let's get down to business, I hope that after this meal, everyone will be harmonious. ”

"That's right, harmony makes money!"

However, with Uncle Jiu's stubborn temper, he will not be easily softened, especially when it comes to faith.

"I have no objection to making money with anger, but don't expect me to be in cahoots with them!"

"Eh, what do you mean by being embarrassed?"

Apparently the priest has started selling moe again.

However, Uncle Nine didn't plan to go around in circles, he was going to flip the table directly:

"Don't you really know who they are?"

"Of course I know, my son, tell Uncle Nine. ”

As soon as he heard this, the priest's disciples immediately spoke;

"They are ........."

Speaking of them, the priests are really pitiful, because they are still kept in the dark. The gambling house is beautified as a club, the smoke house is beautified as a smoke, and the brothel is called a chicken (I believe everyone understands this stalk), and the priest has been thinking about taking his disciples to eat chicken with him.

Ah, sins, sins.

"Hmph, they run tobacco shops, they run brothels, and they don't have a good person at all. ”

"Hehehe, it doesn't matter, my son, tell Uncle Nine. ”

"Because they're all..."

This time, Uncle Nine interrupted him without listening to him:

"Needless to say, God loves the world again!"

"Oh, Uncle Nine, you learn so fast. ”

Uncle Nine sneered when he heard this:

"Oh, do your God, who love the world, also love the wicked?"

The priest bowed his head and groaned for a while, and then said solemnly: "There are no bad people here, my son told Uncle Nine who they are." ”

The preacher drew a cross on his chest and said reverently:

"They are sinners!"

Hearing this, Uncle Nine felt comfortable, but he didn't know that this sinner was not another sinner, because in the eyes of Catholicism, everyone in the world is guilty and all sinners.

Sure enough, the preacher immediately said:

"Every one of us is a sinner, may the Lord Almighty forgive us our sins, Amen!"

Hearing this, the yellow, gambling and drug trio also chanted:

"May the Lord forgive us our sins!"

Alas, seeing this, Chu Nan finally knew why they agreed to reopen the church. It stands to reason that one or two of them have big families, and they don't care about the things sent by the church, what they really care about is a statement.

Because according to the teachings of Taoism, the few people here are all extremely evil, and even death on the spot is retribution. Catholicism, on the other hand, preaches that all people are guilty, so that everyone is a sinner, and no one should look down on anyone.

And most importantly, they preach that if you believe in the Lord, the Lord can forgive your sins and take you to heaven.

In this age of belief in the eternal existence of the soul and reincarnation, could there be a more enticing promise than this?

And in this regard, Chu Nan can only say: Hehe!

I don't believe that I want to go to heaven after doing bad things!

Obviously, Uncle Nine didn't believe it either, because it was contrary to the teachings he believed in.

"Everyone, since you have different aspirations and different ways, you want to reopen the church, I can't help it, Qiusheng and Wencai, let's go!"

"Uncle Nine, wait a minute!"

Hearing this, Uncle Nine frowned, but Master Ren stroked his beard and smiled.

"I'll go with you!"