Chapter 21 Live broadcast picks up shit and earns millions a month

At half past eight in the morning, after Ni Xi was ready, he opened the live broadcast room on his mobile phone and wrote the title of the live broadcast.

"The first season of "We're Going to Counterattack" starts with a soil dog (8)."

After the countdown to the live broadcast ended, Ni Xi "saw" that he and Ni Ergou appeared in the high-definition picture of the live broadcast room, so he smiled and said: "Good morning everyone, welcome to the live broadcast room of "We Are Going to Counterattack", I am the anchor Ni Xi, and in the kennel behind me is the protagonist of this season of "We Are Going to Counterattack", Ni Ergou. ”

"Today is the 8th day of my adoption of the second dog, and it is also the first day I took the second dog to live together at home, so, in today's live broadcast, I mainly train the second dog to develop some good habits, such as going to the dog toilet to defecate by yourself, being well-behaved and obedient, not causing trouble to the owner, and so on."

"I know that many friends in the live broadcast room are dog lovers and dog owners, and I hope that my live broadcast can let everyone know more good ways to raise dogs. Of course, if there is anything wrong, I hope you can correct it in time, and we will communicate with each other and make progress together. ”

Unlike when the live broadcast started a week ago in the morning, when few people watched it, now Ni Xi has more than 10,000 fans in the film, even in the morning, as soon as the live broadcast room opened, people continued to pour into the live broadcast room, and the number of viewers also skyrocketed.

123 people

306 people

758 people

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3360 people

3985 people

4200 people!

Within a minute of Ni Xi's opening remarks, the number of spectators had skyrocketed to more than 4,000 and was still climbing steadily.

Even if you go out of some of these robots, the audience is definitely over a thousand.

The heart-shaped pattern at the bottom right of the live broadcast room keeps floating, and the prompt of "so-and-so lights up" in the barrage is also constantly refreshing.

At the same time, there are also some barrages of warm greetings.

DeYi, Brother 、、、 Tian: Ni is early, Ergou is early.

The distance of light: Ni is early, and Ergou is early.

Pleasant strawberry flavor: Ni is early, and Ergou is early.

Go to the dead and return to heaven: Ergou is early, Ni is early.

Officer: Why are you upstairs breaking the formation?

Han Lian Light Dance: If you don't agree with each other, you will say it early.

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Ni Xixiao "watched" the various barrages in the live broadcast room, and said, "It's half past eight, everyone should have had breakfast, right?" If you are eating breakfast, please refrain from it. ”

Live room——

Dream State 2012: Why avoid breakfast?

Black Piercing: What is the anchor going to do?

Stuffing the book into the brain: Shouldn't it be early in the morning? (Evil smile)

Tangled eldest sister: Upstairs is so bad, do you think the anchor is the same as you?

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Ni Xi took the cleaning tools and walked into the kennel, and the screen in the live broadcast room also rotated, allowing the audience to see the situation in the kennel - a soak of dog feces and a puddle of pale yellow liquid.

The kennel is rectangular, with dog poop and dog urine at one end, while Ni Ergou sits far away at the other end.

Under the camera, Ni Xi rolled up his sleeves and swept up dog poop and dog urine without hesitation, and said as he did it.

"I left the second dog in this kennel last night, so it can only defecate in the kennel. As you can see, its defecation is the farthest away from its sleeping mat in the kennel. ”

It can be seen that dogs love to be clean, and they want to keep the defecation place as far away as possible from the place where they eat, drink and sleep. Thankfully, I kept him in the kennel last night, otherwise he would have run to the house farther away from the kennel to defecate. I can't determine exactly where it is, maybe it's on the sofa, maybe it's in the kitchen. ”

"So, if a friend in the city wants to have a dog at home, not only should there be a kennel, but also a dog toilet, and the distance between the dog toilet and the kennel should be as far away as possible. If you have to put the dog toilet next to the kennel, the dog won't recognize it. In this case, it is difficult to train the dog to go to the toilet on its own. ”

While speaking, Ni Xi held back his nausea, grabbed the dog poop with gloves and wrapped it in paper and threw it into the trash, and then used the paper to absorb and dry the dog's urine, and also threw it into the trash.

At this time, a local tyrant fan who often goes to the live broadcast room to support "Xiao Xiao Feixue" entered the live broadcast room, and after lighting it up, he directly rewarded a Porsche worth thousands of tickets, which immediately caused the barrage in the live broadcast room to change.

渁嘀鉐瑏: 666, an anchor picks up shit live and earns millions a month!

Hope No. 001:666, an anchor picks up shit live and earns millions a month!

Muchen March Stone: An anchor picks up dog shit live and earns millions of +10086 a month!

Go to X hehe: I was eating breakfast, and I regretted that I shouldn't have avoided it, and I was going to be nauseous and vomit.

Jun Junjun: The anchor picks up shit when he doesn't agree.

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After processing the dog poop and dog urine, Ni Xi wiped the place with water, wiped it dry, and finally sprayed it with flower water, so that the original smell of dog poop was over.

"A dog's nose is very sensitive, and if it smells of its poop somewhere, it will dislike that place. Therefore, if the dog defecates outside the dog toilet, we must not only clean up the smell, but also spray perfume, toilet water and the like to mask the smell. ”

In fact, the dog's habit of defecating away from the kennel is not only related to its love of cleanliness, but also related to its biological nature. Again, dogs are domesticated by wolves, and feces are easy for predators to smell and find. If you defecate near the nest, won't you be found by natural predators? ”

Speaking of which, you may find a contradiction - dogs like to defecate far away from the kennel, but they don't like to defecate in places with the smell of poop, so how to let it learn to go to the toilet? One word, training. ”

Live room——

The head of the bandit village: Is the anchor math taught by the physical education teacher, and the training is obviously two words (covering his face and laughing and crying).

I haven't seen love: The anchor deceives people, and the training is obviously two words.

V Flower Shadow Whirlwind V rewards the anchor with a plane!

An airplane is worth 3,000 diamonds and tens of thousands of tickets, and the barrage below immediately changed the topic.

Fortuna in the Night:! Local tyrants!

Chasing the shadow in the wind: My mother asked me why I knelt on the ground and looked at my phone, because the anchor picked up dog shit in the live broadcast and earned millions of dollars a month!

Xin Xingyu: I only know that dogs have so much knowledge about defecation, and the anchor is indeed cheating.

Branding, scars: The anchor created a live broadcast to pick up, 999, 6 turned!

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Seeing that someone sent a luxury car to a plane within a few minutes of the start of the live broadcast, Ni Xi was also surprised and surprised, and secretly thought: Is it really like what the audience said, the plot of picking up shit in the live broadcast is too creative?

"Thank you for the luxury car of 'Xiao Xiao Feixue', and thank you for the of 'Flower Shadow Whirlwind'!"

After thanking the two local tyrants by name, Ni Xi continued to talk about the dog's defecation according to the preparations he did last night.

"After talking about the dog's defecation habits, it's time to tell you about my plan to train Ni Ergou. I know that most people make a simple dog toilet at home and then train their dogs to go to the toilet. For example, use a dog toilet that you bought, or find a corner with a newspaper pad, and so on. ”

"If I also train Ergou to go to the toilet like a normal dog, it will be too unchallenging, and it will not show my determination to make Ergou a star dog. Since you want to be a star dog, you must go to the toilet differently. ”

"So, I'm going to train the second dog to go to the toilet! Note that it's not as simple as arranging the dog toilet in the human toilet, but letting it learn to squat in the pit of the human toilet! ”

As soon as Ni Xi's last sentence came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room was in an uproar-

Be a dead man: The anchor is inflated, and he actually wants to train the second dog to squat in the pit, and the divine dog can't learn it, right?

Yinmo Yueqian: Anchor, why don't you take Ergou to the sky?

Man in Black: I think it's okay to let the dog learn to go to the toilet, but it's impossible to squat in a pit.

Rui: The anchor is so cranky, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will let the second dog squat.

Drunk alone: Is the anchor's toilet a toilet or a pit? If it's a sitting, the second dog also has to learn to sit?

Tangled eldest sister: The picture of the second dog sitting on the toilet is so beautiful, I can't think about it.

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