Carrying a basket of things to his small courtyard, before he entered the courtyard, he saw Shi Shangzhen standing outside his wall with his hands held high and his head held high, like an old pedant, and he didn't know what he was doing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yo, Director Shi, are you doing something outside my yard early in the morning?" Almost ten meters away from her, Wen Xu joked loudly with Shi Shangzhen.

Shi Shangzhen turned his head and saw Wen Xu walking towards him, and stretched out his hand to point ahead: "I told you that the monkey didn't know where it went, this monkey appeared this morning, and it was squatting near the yard of your house, and you still say that it has nothing to do with you?" ”

Wen Xu, who had not yet arrived, stretched out his head to see where the monkey was hiding, and saw the monkey jumping out of the place where the wall was hiding, and after a few jumps on the ground, he ran in front of him, stretched out his little hand and grabbed the trouser tube of his left leg.

"Squeak! Chirping! ”

Seeing the monkey looking at him pitifully, Wen Xu's heart only trembled slightly, and he returned to the state of the ancient well without waves.

"So what do you think has to do with me? The monkeys like to stay near my yard! Don't look like a detective, think honestly about what's important" Wen Xu gently raised his foot and gently 'kicked' the monkey to the side.

Sensing Wen Xu's meaning, the monkey left Wen Xu's side and stood less than a meter away from Wen Xu, continuing to stretch out his head to look at Wen Xu, his eyes flashing with the desire to return to space.

Shi Shangzhen looked at Wen Xu and said, "I don't know why, but I will definitely understand!" I'll clean you up when I'm done."

"Then you can take your time!"

Wen Xu said in his heart: Fortunately, the monkey is just a monkey, if you are a human, you really have to think about the problem of extinguishing the mouth!

Shi Shangzhen saw Wen Xu talking to himself, and was about to walk to the courtyard with the basket, and immediately asked, "What is in the basket?" ”

After tilting the basket hanging on his arm so that Shi Shangzhen could really see the contents of the basket, Wen Xu explained: "Loaches and mussels, I'll put them in the water to spit out the mud later, how about coming to my house at noon to get some wine to drink?" ”

Hearing Shi Shangzhen ask, Wen Xu directly sent her an invitation to lunch.

Shi Shangzhen waved his hand and said, "Then you can leave me a little, it looks quite delicious!" It's a pity that I have something to do at noon today, and now I'm here to ask you to borrow a car, if you don't need a car at noon, lend me your mainland tour, I'm going to go to town, my car is a little too small. ”

"No problem, I don't need it at noon!" Wen Xu said as he took out his keychain from his pocket and untied his Lu Xun key from it: "Next!" ”

Just threw it directly at Shi Shangzhen.

"Thanks!"

Wen Xu remembered something: "Maybe there isn't much oil left!" ”

While talking about Wen Xu, he took out money from his pocket, ready to give Shi Shangzhen a few hundred refueling money, you must know that Wen Xu's Saohong Continental Tour has a double fuel tank, this guy fills up a hundred small and dozens of liters, it will cost a lot of money.

Because Wen Xu has always stayed at home and has not moved any nest, so he has not refueled much, to be honest, the car has been refueled two or three times since it was bought, and it has not even driven 2,000 kilometers until now. For Wen Xu, Sao Hong's mainland tour is actually more of a decoration than a practical one.

"You're scolding me, aren't you? Borrow your car, you give me gas money" Shi Shangzhen immediately glared at Wen Xu when he saw it. Shi Shangzhen is also a particular person, and he was immediately unhappy when he heard it.

"Don't mind, you went to town and filled up the car for me, it's not a borrowed car, it's a rental car at all, and the rent is not appropriate!" Wen Xu smiled and grabbed Shi Shangzhen's forearm and patted five hundred yuan onto her hand: "That's it!" ”

"No, how can I ask for your money!" Shi Shangzhen pushed it back again.

"Yo, yo, what's the matter with you two, what do you want to do here while I can't help it?"

When he was pushing Sang, Zhuo Yiqing's little head stretched out from the courtyard, and it was only a head, and his body was still hidden in the big threshold, looking at Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen, he asked with a smile.

Wen Xu knew that Zhuo Yiqing was joking, and the two of them were talking outside the courtyard, let alone in the courtyard, even in the hall, they could hear clearly what the two were talking about, there was no basis for misunderstanding, and besides, it was not a movie, as soon as the male protagonist pulled the hand of another woman, the female protagonist suddenly didn't care' or looked at it all in the corner or in the light, and then it was broken at this point and could entangle fifteen or sixteen episodes.

"The car is out of gas, Shi Shang really wants to borrow it, I'll give her some money to refuel!" Wen Xu said.

Zhuo Yiqing listened and said to Shi Shangzhen: "Sister Shi, you just take the money, you don't know about him, you pay attention to everything, you just go down with the money, and when you run out of gas, you come back and fill it up for him, besides, you can count his love on my head and make my small homestay a little bigger!" ”。

Shi Shangzhen thought about it, reached out and took the money in Wen Xu's hand and waved it at Wen Xu: "Then I'm welcome!" ”

"Monkey!" Zhuo Yiqing saw the honest monkey next to Wen Xu, and his eyes lit up, when he saw the monkey before, he was far away, and he would warn him as soon as he got close to the monkey, but now he saw the monkey standing honestly by Wen Xu's side, and with Zhuo Yiqing's temperament, he naturally wanted to play.

tiptoed to Wen Xu's side, and as he walked, Zhuo Yiqing whispered to Wen Xu: "Why is the monkey so well-behaved today?" ”

When Shi Shangzhen heard this, he immediately agreed and said, "You also think the monkey is well-behaved, right?" When I saw the monkey just now, I gave it something, and it dared to take it from my hand, and it was not afraid of people at all! ”

"Really?"

Zhuo Yiqing's two eyes are starry!

Wen Xu hurriedly said: "I don't know if it's true, but as soon as I came back just now, the monkey grabbed the corner of my pants, probably because he was crazy hungry and wanted to ask me for something to eat!" ”

"That's good!" As soon as Zhuo Yiqing heard that the monkey wanted to eat, he immediately flashed back to the yard, and walked out with a tomato in five or six seconds.

"Little monkey, I have tomatoes here!"

Zhuo Yiqing, who returned to the courtyard, shook the tomato in his hand and made a kind expression towards the monkey.

The monkey didn't know if it was really smart, or because he had stayed in the space and had a close heart to people, he saw the tomatoes in Zhuo Yiqing's hand, and immediately straightened up and walked towards her, walked to Zhuo Yiqing's side, and reached out to take the tomatoes in her hand.

After receiving the tomatoes, the monkey sat directly next to Zhuo Yiqing and began to stretch out his fingers to buckle the tomatoes, and after breaking the skin buckle of the tomatoes, he dipped a little juice and put it in his mouth and smacked his mouth, and then put his mouth on the mouth he had buttoned out, and began to suck the flesh in the tomatoes.

"Wow, monkeys are so smart!" Zhuo Yiqing exclaimed.

When Wen Xu heard Zhuo Yiqing say this, he couldn't help but stretched out his hand and wiped his face: If the monkey can't even eat a tomato, this monkey estimates that when it is weaned, it will be its death date!

"It's smarter than before, I didn't react like this when I fed it before!" Shi Shangzhen was also happy to watch the monkey eat, as if it was a matter of pride for the monkey to eat tomatoes like this.

Wen Xu couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the two: "Okay, you talk, I'll go back to the house and deal with these things!" ”

Seeing Zhuo Yiqing curiously looking at the basket in her hand, Wen Xu smiled and shook it at her: "Let's have a good mouth at noon today, loaches and mussels!" ”

Just when Wen Xu wanted to turn around and enter the courtyard, the voice of Guangzhi's daughter-in-law Zhao Zhen came from the other end of the small stone bridge not far away.

"Director Shi, Director Shi, go and see a Hazi, the original head of Sister-in-law Xu's family is back! It's a mess at the public office right now! ”

Standing on the stone bridge, Zhao Zhen shouted loudly at Shi Shangzhen.

Wen Xu didn't remember who this sister-in-law Xu was, so he walked to his own small courtyard with the basket, returned to the yard and poured the loaches and river mussels into two small basins, and then added water to the basins, added some sesame oil to the water, and then let the river mussels and loaches spit out the dirty things in their stomachs.

It didn't take a few minutes for this matter, Wen Xu returned to his small study, wiped his hands with paper and prepared to write quietly for a while.

Who knew that as soon as the paper on his side was spread, he heard Zhuo Yiqing calling himself in the courtyard: "Wen Xu, Wen Xu, Xu Jingrong's husband is back, and now he is making trouble at the village office!" ”

"What?" Wen Xu didn't react for a while, and his mind was stuck for two seconds, and then he remembered who Xu Jingrong was, as soon as he heard that her husband was back, he immediately put down the pen in his hand and walked out of the study quickly.

"Who are you talking about?"

Zhuo Yiqing said: "Who else can there be? Isn't it Xu Jingrong's ex-husband! As soon as you heard that someone's ex-husband was back from the small stone bridge just now, what did you mean by hiding in the house? It makes people think I'm a very cautious person, doesn't it? ”

"You really think too much, Zhao Zhen said Sister-in-law Xu, which sister-in-law Xu do I know? How did I know that Xu Jingrong was in the village office, I thought she had been in Liyu Bay. So I didn't think about Xu Jingrong at all, besides, look at your thoughts, you are not as healthy as me at all, can't there be anything else between men and women except for the little thing in bed? ”

"That's because you didn't see Shi Shangzhen's expression when he saw you shaking your head and going straight into the house! Look at me like I'm looking at a tigress," Zhuo Yiqing said.

"Okay, okay, let's go take a look, a bastard like her ex-husband, what can't she do?"

Wen Xu walked towards the door as he spoke, and when he arrived at the door, he walked side by side with Zhuo Yiqing to the village office.

Before I got to the village office, I heard a man's scolding, and the scolding was quite ugly, anyway, it was all fucked talk that didn't leave the lower half of the body.

"You think the divorce is over, I'll make it clear to you here, don't give a million, you can see if I can count with you!"

Before Wen Xu could enter the pile, he heard a man's fierce shouting from inside.

As soon as the man's words fell, Shi Shangzhen's voice rang out: "Who gave you a million?" What's the matter, you're still thinking about blackmailing a million? Toad yawns, where do you get such a big breath? ”

At this time, Wen Xu had already pushed away the crowd and walked in, and when he walked in, he saw a good-looking man with a red face, and a high-spirited look, and there were seven or eight sturdy men with tattoos on his arms standing behind the man.

At a glance, I knew that this group of people was not a good thing, among them stood at the front of a big fat man wearing sunglasses, with tattoos tattooed to the neck, and he was tall and fat, with a height of more than one meter and eight meters, and his weight was at least two hundred pounds.

"Where are you?" The fat man clicked on Shi Shangzhen in the air: "What are you talking about in the affairs between husband and wife!" ”

"Big brother, this little girl is very beautiful, but this kid can't pay off his debts, and it's not bad to take these two women!" A little bastard standing behind the fat man said with a smile.

"You're so tired of being alive, aren't you?" Wen Xu walked out at this time and said to the young bastard who had just spoken.

"I see that you kid is tired of life, do you know what we do?"

Wen Xu said contemptuously: "Draw a dragon and a tiger on your body, do you really think you are a dragon or a tiger?" I understand what you mean, don't you just want to say that you are the underworld, it's really ridiculous, how can there be ...... in China! ”

These people stupidly made Wen Xu laugh in his heart, it takes two hundred and five to run to the mountain village, so proud, do you really think that the countrymen are soft persimmons that you can pinch? At first glance, this group of people is used to bullying small citizens in the city, and they feel that they are scared everywhere, what do a group of peasants have? I don't want to think about it, this new China was fought down by a bunch of peasants!

Without waiting for Wen Xu to finish speaking, Shi Shangzhen interrupted Wen Xu's words, smiled at the bastard who spoke just now and asked, "Take me to pay off the debt, you are also worthy?" ”

"You little......"

"Wenjia Village, will you beat people?" Shi Shangzhen turned his head and replied.

"Yes!" There was a burst of laughter.

"Ran to Wenjia Village to make trouble, this is where you make trouble? Call me! Shi Shangzhen waved his hand proudly, and at this time, Shi Shangzhen actually had a faint heroic spirit. At this time, Shi Shangzhen really had a little bit of what the village chief should look like in the eyes of the people.

Hearing Shi Shangzhen say this, a group of villagers scattered in a hurry!

Such a scene made the tattooed men in the audience immediately burst out laughing, and one of them was almost out of breath with laughter.

But their smiles soon froze on their faces, and the villagers who had scattered quickly came back with their fellows, and the wooden sticks were already very common equipment, as well as the iron hammers and pitchforks!