Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!

"I feel like joining the Lakers was a mistake. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

At five o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles, Zhou Zheng screamed at the training ground of Kobe's house.

"Shut your mouth and don't play dead, I know you're resilient. Kobe Bryant threw the basketball over: "There are still 400 mid-range. ”

"Aren't there only 300?"

"100 penalties for speaking. "Kobe Bryant is cold and ruthless.

Zhou Zheng shook his head helplessly.

He thinks he's a training gym rat, but Kobe Bryant isn't a human at all, it's past four o'clock in the morning... I woke up at four o'clock.

He has been getting up early for so many years, and Vanessa didn't divorce him?

"It is an unforgivable sin to destroy someone's morning dreams. ”

Zhou Zheng scolded 'fiercely', got up and began to shoot...... Bang, bang, bang!

"Speed up the pace of shooting, get quick in your calves, shoot quickly, be resolute. Your opponent won't give you a chance to adjust, and they won't let you slow down. Quick, faster, faster. ”

Kobe Bryant was doing planks while scolding Zhou Zheng harshly.

He doesn't allow any flaws in his training.

Zhou Zheng's shooting speed is getting faster and faster, and the shooting rate is naturally getting lower and lower, but he always insisted.

"The only way to turn shooting into instinct is to keep shooting. ”

Kobe Bryant instilled in Zhou Zheng the experience of growing up: "That's how I came here. ”

It wasn't until 6:50 that Zhou Zheng threw 500 middle distances into it.

Then the two went to the restaurant together for breakfast, Kobe's nutritionist was very professional, more meticulous than the best-selling author Garcia, he calculated the calories Zhou Zheng consumed, and quantified each physical need, and then made various subdivisions, and finally served the nutritious meal on the table.

"You still need to gain weight, at least 8 pounds of muscle. It's best if you maintain your weight between 198 pounds and 202 pounds. ”

Kobe's dietitian told Zhou Zheng.

At this point, Bryant talked about his next opponent: "Our opponent tonight is the Detroiters. ”

"Lakers fans are waiting for you to kick their ass. They mean a lot to the Lakers, who lost to them in their prime and then ....... ”

Bryant paused.

He continued: "Tonight is your home debut, and all the Lakers fans are waiting for your answer. ”

"Rise from where you fall. ”

Zhou Zheng looked into Kobe's eyes and told him seriously: "Let's start by beating the Pistons tonight." ”

"I seem to smell a hint of blood. Kobe Bryant grinned and smiled.

Zhou Zheng gave him a blank look, and he felt that the Lakers locker room was full of philosophers, and everyone couldn't learn to speak well.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, Zhou Zheng and Kobe Bryant arrived at the Stamp Arena, and they started training early to fully prepare for the evening game.

The arrival of the little tiger is like a shot in the arm for Lakers fans, and the news of the slaughter of the Clippers last night has made them full of confidence in their glory again.

"Listen, man, we're back. The Lakers will never allow ourselves to be submerged, and we are always the trendsetters of the times. ”

ESPN made a point of interviewing Lakers fans before the game.

Many fans have even worn the number 10 jersey.

"We've got two All-Stars again, just wait, the Lakers dynasty is coming soon. ”

"The OK dynasty collapsed in Detroit, and the TK dynasty would start with a defeat of the Pistons. ”

"Remember, the little tiger plus the black mamba is unbeatable!"

“……”

All Lakers fans are expressing optimism. However, the predictions of the ESPN expert group were diametrically opposed, so one of the ESPN shows spent half an hour mocking the fans.

"Their self-confidence will soon crumble, and the little tiger is not compatible with the black mamba at all. I've never seen a cold-blooded animal get along well with a mammal, and don't forget, sharks are mammals too. ”

"Before the Lakers dynasty begins, I think Tiger will be the first to reach the Tiger dynasty in Hollywood. The Tiger Girls will quickly surpass the Lakers' roster, after all, he has the record of dating three female stars at the same time in one night. ”

"Kobe Bryant will sooner or later not be able to stand the little tigers who are messing around with flowers and grass and not doing their jobs, and their honeymoon period will be shorter than we thought. ”

“……”

ESPN's pre-match sarcasm was spot-on.

However, this did not stop the enthusiasm of Lakers fans, and Saturday night tickets were already in short supply, and countless Lakers fans called the booking hotline, but the reality is that all tickets, including the top one, are sold out. Even big Hollywood stars can't get VIP tickets anymore if they use their personal connections.

Little Tiger is a box office superstar wherever he goes, and in fact, Los Angeles has always been his basic market.

And the Lakers themselves are one of the teams with the most fans in the league, and the combination of the strong and the box office appeal is unparalleled.

While having lunch with Kobe Bryant at noon, Zhou Zheng received a call from Blake, who was calling from New York, and she told Little Tiger that Old Black and Mrs. Black would be on the courtside, and that Mrs. Black was willing to settle with Zhou Zheng about their differences on Thanksgiving.

She had been saying good things to Mrs. Black on the phone, and she very much hoped that Zhou Zheng would be able to live in peace with her mother.

In fact, in another phone call, she kept warning her mother not to cause another incident.

The mahjong trip on Christmas Eve has made her realize that Little Tiger has many women around him who are pestering him, which gives her a strong sense of crisis.

After hanging up the phone.

Kobe Bryant asked, "Did Scarlett Johansson call?"

Kobe Bryant has always remembered the Houston All-Star Game, and he still thinks that that night, Scarlett Johansson 'ate' Little Tiger's 'big sausage' in the little dark room.

Zhou Zheng gave him an angry look: "I have a very ...... relationship with her"

Zhou Zheng wanted to talk about purity, but the thing he did on the beach in Los Angeles on Thanksgiving Day flashed into his mind in an instant, and he couldn't say anything when it came to his mouth.

At the same time, the phone rang.

Picking it up and looking at it, he couldn't help but turn his head sideways: "Crow's mouth." ”

Scarlett Johansson said mysteriously to the little tiger on the phone: "I'll give you a huge surprise tonight." ”

As soon as Zhou Zheng heard 'surprise', his head twitched, and it must be fine.

After Zhou Zheng hung up the phone, Kobe Bryant complained on the side: "So are you going to play mahjong all night tonight?"

As soon as Kobe Bryant's voice fell, the phone rang again.

Zhou Zheng picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, he really couldn't bear it, he stood up, pointed at Bryant and shouted in Chinese: "Has your mouth been opened by the Buddha?"

Bryant couldn't understand Chinese, but he soon heard Zhou calling Lindsay Lohan on the phone.

……

[Ask for a commuter pass.] 】

- (To be continued.) )