"This is a comrade from the provincial zoo, come and see your little tiger. The young man Huang who accompanied him pointed to the three men next to him and introduced to the fat man.

When the fat man saw that they were not dressed as countrymen, he guessed something in his heart, and when he heard what Huang said, his heart immediately chuckled: The time to come finally came, I didn't expect it to be so soon, it seems that Secretary Ma Zhanshan is also in a hurry.

"Welcome, welcome!" the fat man still stretched out his hand and shook hands with them one by one.

A middle-aged man who was called Director Zou by Huang shook hands with a smile on his face: "I heard Secretary Ma say that you have a juvenile Siberian tiger, and it happened that our zoo needed it, so I hurried here." Tigers are not like other animals, they are not suitable for domestication, it is better to leave them to us, and the zoo is also ready to reward you with 200 yuan, which is a little careful. ”

After speaking, he handed over a pile of great unity. The fat man stretched out his hand and scratched his head, looking at the RMB in the other party's hand, looking like he had never seen the world, and almost said, "I, Wang Lao Wu, have never seen so much money."

"Zou-comrade, this money is for me?"

"yes, Siberian tigers are scarce right now, so this is your deserved reward. ”

"We want this money, but unfortunately we can't ask for it, the little tiger has run away. The fat man smacked his lips vigorously, then turned around and yelled at Qiqi: "You little bastard, why don't you take Weiwei to look at it, two hundred yuan-"

Qiqi was just about to perform a finger meditation, when he heard the big pigtail shout: "You are still strange, you are not leashed, you are lazy when you are asked to make a cage, and now that the little tiger is worth it, you blame us." ”

The fat man laughed in his heart: It's really amazing, fortunately, it's a scene. So he rolled up his arms and sleeves, and roared angrily: "You still dare to slap your mouth, believe it or not, I cut you!"

"What kind of majesty, stop it. The old revolutionary saw that the fire was almost over, so he shouted at the fat man.

The fat man accepted it when he saw it, and then turned to the people in the zoo: "Director Zou, look at this thing." ”

Director Zou didn't know what was going on, and his face showed a little disappointment. A sturdy companion beside him suddenly said: "The little tiger ran to the mountain, we can also go into the mountain to find it, and we can also get some other animals, anyway, we also have a big car, we can't go back empty-handed." ”

"The forest is too big, a radius of hundreds of miles, ten days and a half months can not be completed, there are many wild boars and black blind people in it, I am afraid it is dangerous to enter the mountain. Of course, the fat man doesn't want these people to go into the mountains, and if they fight indiscriminately, the loss will be great.

"It doesn't matter, we have shotguns, tranquilizer guns, and Xiao Li is still a sharpshooter. Captain Li, you can send two guides. Director Zou pointed to the sturdy guy: "This is the sharpshooter of our zoo - Li Yuandao." The latter straightened his waist and looked proud.

The fat man's head boomed: If there is a tranquilizer gun, no beast can stand it, unlucky, how did you attract the people from the zoo.

He was extremely dissatisfied with Secretary Ma in his heart, although the other party was also kind, but due to the limitations of his vision, good intentions would do bad things.

Captain Li nodded: "Okay, there are a lot of animals in the mountains, it's enough to open a zoo, just let Wang Sanpao lead you, he is the best hunter in our village." ”

"I'll go too, I'm an old partner with Uncle Sangun. The fat man took the initiative to ask for help, but he didn't have any good intentions, and was ready to destroy it wholeheartedly.

Director Zou was deceived by the fat man's disguise just now, thinking that he was willing to work with him and get two money, so he nodded and agreed: "Comrade Huang, the tiger cub you caught somewhere last time, this time you will take us to the mountain for a spin." ”

"Okay. The fat man agreed: "Director Zou, I and Uncle Wang are guides, and we go over the mountains and mountains, do you see if there is anything-"

"Hehe, how about giving you a subsidy of five yuan a day. ”

"It's too good, it's better to be able to walk around for a month. The fat man's face was happy, and his eyes were open at the sight of money. Several people who knew his details secretly disdainful: "I can't see it, I'm usually quite a person, and I can really pretend to be good." ”

Captain Li and Huang took the people from the zoo out of the house, and when they went out, the fat man also said, "Let's eat here." ”

When he arrived in the courtyard, Director Zou saw the big flowers arching the soil on the ground, and his eyes couldn't help but light up: "This is a wild boar, not a domestic pig, and there are just two wild boars missing in the zoo." ”

The fat man was a little confused when he heard this: Are you from the zoo or from the rags, why do you want anything?

"This wild boar has the owner, and it was ordered to go out, and they all paid a fixed amount of three hundred yuan, and the money was all told to me to spend during the New Year. "The fat man simply opened his mouth widely.

Director Zou shook his head: The zoo's funds are also limited, and this wild boar is a bit ridiculously expensive, so it won't be this fat man fooling us, right?

Peeking at it, I saw the fat man's face remorseful, and his mouth grinding: "I knew it wouldn't sell like this." ”

"It's still an uninformed mountain cannon. Director Zou finally characterized the fat man, and then followed Captain Li and Huang to leave the fat man's house. Young man Huang pondered as he walked: This fat man can fool -

After sending away these plague gods, the fat man finally felt more at ease, and when he returned to the house, he saw everyone smiling at him: "Fat uncle, you were quite majestic just now, and you dared to discipline us." ”

Kiki and Big Pigtail form a united front and prepare for a criticism fight. The fat man sighed: "The fish stewed in the pot are all mushy, clean up quickly, let's start eating-"

After dark, the fat man sneaked into Wang Sanpao's house under the cover of night, and the two muttered for a long time, and the fat man returned to the deer farm with a wicked smile on his face.

Early the next morning, the group of five people was assembled, and the big liberation car full of cages stopped at the entrance of the village, and it seemed that the comrades in the zoo were very determined to fill these cages before going back.

Wang Sanpao shook his head: "There is no road in the mountains, this car can't drive in, and now the snow is almost melting, let's walk." ”

Director Zou had no choice but to jump out of the cab and began to pack up his things: guns and ammunition, dry food and water bottles, tent ropes, etc., made a lot of them, and finally packed four or five large backpacks.

The sharpshooter Li Yuandao carried one, the driver carried one on his back, and the fat man also grabbed one on his back, although this is nothing, but he still muttered: "It's really heavy." ”

So he began to march up the mountain, the fat man held a red tassel gun in his hand, and pondered as he walked: "When I entered the mountain this month, I brought a small thin tent, and the three comrades in the city were choked enough, I don't know how many days they can last?"

Maybe it's because they rarely go into the mountains, Director Zou and the three of them are quite interested, although there are dead grass on the mountain in addition to the big trees this season, but they still keep asking this and that.

"Director Zou, don't you catch squirrels? The fat man eagerly opened.

Seeing that the other party shook his head, the fat man asked again: "What about the snow rabbits? There is a wicker bush over there, and there are rabbits in it, and pheasants." ”

Director Zou wiped the sweat from his forehead: There are all these things, who spends money to go to the zoo to see it, this guy has something wrong with his brain!

(I'm in the mountain again, and every time I enter the mountain, it's a small climax - the sharpshooter is made a cameo by the book friend Li Yuandao, and there are two other book friends who ask to run the show, but they don't provide their names, so they can't arrange it)

(Well, it's Sunday again, and the fat man is asking for a ticket once a week as usual.) After 12 o'clock, I will send a chapter.,Don't forget to throw some tickets to the fat man when the night owl doesn't sleep.,Smash it hard.,Hehe)