Chapter 55: Grave Jumping

When the first rays of the morning sun splash on the earth, the familiar birdsong or noise can no longer be heard, everything is almost eerily quiet, only the air is exceptionally fresh, but the survivors have begun to get used to it, this is the end of the world, the cruel hell on earth!

"Hah, you two are sleeping out of real feelings, aren't you? You're so tired of it early in the morning......"

Chen Guangda, who had just woken up, came out of the house with a short spear, but as soon as he came to the corridor, he saw Hu Yidao lying on the chair, Mo Ying was actually feeding him food mouth-to-mouth, and the enjoyment on Lao Hu's face seemed to be happy, but Mo Ying laughed coquettishly: "You can't see Brother Guang hugging left and right alone, let my old Hu guard the empty room alone!"

"Old Hu, remember to treat people well, Mo Ying is very good, but don't lie on the window next time, and don't be afraid to invite living corpses......"

Chen Guangda shook his head and left with a smile, although he heard Ding Li talk about Mo Ying last night, but he thought that this was a helpless compromise by Mo Ying, Ding Li and Tang Fei were not fuel-efficient lamps, which was equivalent to forcing her to give Hu Yidao a hug, if she didn't want to be dumped by Lao Hu to play, she could only play tricks.

"Thunder team! One hit wins! Come on! Come on! Come on, come on......"

As soon as Chen Guangda entered the big classroom, he was startled by the loud sound, Luthor and the others had already formed a team, and the five men all brought homemade knives, guns and sticks, and were hugging each other and cheering loudly, Chen Guangda immediately laughed jokingly: "I'm ready to go out early in the morning, even the team name is so domineering, it's really Captain America!"

"If you don't go out, we can't do it, we've eaten all the food, please pray for us......"

Luthor straightened up and pounded his chest heavily, his face was high-spirited, and the group of women next to him were also cheering them up, and they were also very excited, and Chen Guangda smiled and said, "Okay! For the sake of your high morale, what are we...... The corpse collector team wishes you a triumphant return!"

"Corpse collector squad, why is it so strange......"

Lin Na turned around very puzzled, and Chen Guangda smiled and said proudly: "Because my profession is to collect corpses for funerals, 5,000 yuan has a full set of clothes, 10,000 yuan all the way to the crematorium, if you choose a luxury package of 50,000 yuan, not only the coffin, but also the second wife's grave crying, the beautiful girl's grave jumping' and other special businesses, plus a one-to-one paper Daben, a villa!"

"Uh~ Sounds like it's quite professional, and it's also quite weird......"

Lin Na looked at him with a dizzy expression, and the others were also confused, and Luthor scratched his head inexplicably, but he immediately picked up a sharpened steel pipe and shouted: "Warriors, are you ready? Glory is waiting for you, honor is waiting for you, follow me and set off!"

"Let's go!"

A group of people immediately rushed out of the window with weapons that were holding their feet, and in the blink of an eye, there was only a sick man left in the room, but Chen Guangda folded his arms and asked, "Lin Na! You taught him these words of encouragement, didn't you? Don't you think this will kill them?"

"Why? they've been in the bag for days, how can they fight without cheering up......

Lin Na looked at Chen Guangda very strangely, but Chen Guangda shook his head and didn't explain, and then asked, "What did Luthor do you do?

"Probably not, he didn't mention it on the blind date......"

Lin Na shook her head slightly, and then said: "But he used to be a well-known rugby player, and then quit his career because of a broken leg, and then became a teacher at a university in Sujing, so I think he is a good candidate for captain, he is kind and courageous, if he has a little more experience, he will definitely be a very good walking corpse hunter!"

"Well, the Walking Dead Hunter, I like that name very much, but first of all, I don't like it, and we call it either a living corpse or a zombie......"

Chen Guangda looked at her with a contemptuous smile, and then turned around and walked towards Su Tong, at this time Su Tong was leaning against the wall with his knees crossed, and immediately lowered his head pitifully when he saw him coming, and Chen Guangda sighed and squatted over and said: "I apologize to you for my words yesterday, although we can't be lovers anymore, but we can be friends too!"

"Hmph~ You're a complete member of the Appearance Association......"

Su Tong raised his head angrily, and Chen Guangda had no choice but to sit beside her with a wry smile, and said helplessly: "I admit that I care a lot about women's appearance, but who doesn't like good-looking women?

"What do you know, you know me, but you lied to me from beginning to end, I only hid it from you in terms of weight......"

Su Tong pouted and looked at Chen Guangda with a lot of resentment, Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile bitterly and said: "You are a high goddess in my eyes, if I don't blow myself up harder, how can you continue to talk to me about love, in this way! Don't be angry with me, let's be friends again from today, okay?"

"Okay, brother, I'm so hungry......"

Su Tong nodded weakly, and looked at him with a pitiful look, Chen Guangda was almost laughed at by her, patted her head and said: "I know how to eat all day long, and I don't know how to lose weight for myself when the world is over, come with me, you snack goods!"

"Hehe~ Brother, I really love you to death, if I lose weight, I will definitely be your second wife......"

Su Tong got up from the ground and grabbed Chen Guangda's arm excitedly, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said depressedly: "Come less, you are more delicious than Jia, if I raise you as a second wife, you have to bankrupt me, unless I am blind one day!"

"But I have long legs, and I'm still a G cup......"

Su Tongtian shamelessly straightened her chest, Chen Guangda was almost disgusted by her, and pushed her and said that she was not breasts, it was just two pieces of big fat at all, but Su Tongtian's teasing skills were definitely very powerful, and after a while, Chen Guangda laughed.

"Wait! This water is not drinkable, it may be contaminated......"

As soon as the two walked into the kitchen, Su Tong was about to reach out to turn on the faucet, Chen Guangda quickly stopped her, but Su Tong wondered: "Who said it was polluted? There is a faucet in the toilet, we almost drank it last night, except for two diarrheas, isn't everyone very good!"

"Huh, you all drank this water last night......

Chen Guangda immediately screamed in shock, and when he saw Su Tong nodding in horror, he slapped his head heavily and said depressedly: "I really want to die, I actually forgot to remind you last night, but you have been running outside for two or three days, so you don't know that this tap water has corpse poison?

"But no one told us, how do we know......"

Su Tong immediately wailed like a mourner, and Chen Guangda sighed speechlessly, but he looked at his watch and said, "Don't worry! The water here is released from the water tank, and it has been more than ten hours since last night, and you have not changed corpses until now, which is enough to show that this water existed before the pollution, there should be no problem!"

"Alas~ scared the baby to death, I hurried to tell everyone about it, and I must not drink water indiscriminately......"

Su Tong turned her head and ran outside, the safety of her companions actually overcame her foodie heart, and Chen Guangda immediately smiled knowingly, no matter how unbearable Su Tong's figure was, it was absolutely right that she at least had a kind heart.

"Alas~ a whole year of planes, why did it hit your pile of fat meat......"

Chen Guang sighed with a smile, turned around and walked to the door and waved his hand to Mo Ying opposite, and then said loudly: "Mo Ying! Tell Ding Li that they can drink tap water, but from now on, control the water for me, and everyone will have a limited supply every day, just don't kill them to death!"

"Got it!"

Mo Ying agreed very crisply, and turned around and walked upstairs directly, while Chen Guangda waved to Hu Yidao, pointed to the door and said with a smile: "Old Hu, let's go get some wild food to eat, it's boring to be idle!"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, so let's take a good look at those idiots, how we hunt for food......"

Hu Yidao immediately jumped up majestically, carrying a short spear and walked into the big classroom with Chen Guangda, a group of women immediately hid to the side in horror, looking at Hu Yidao in fear, but Chen Guangda said with a smile: "Don't be afraid! I just want to ask who of you is the eldest aunt? Get me a bloody sanitary napkin!"

"Huh?"

A group of women were stupid in an instant, and two of them subconsciously covered their crotches, looking at Chen Guangda's eyes as if they had seen a shameless stinky pervert.