Chapter Eighty-Four: Beauty Saves Heroes
Lao Bai sat on the chair of the shopkeeper, four or five people surrounded him, and you and I told him a story. Bai Zhantang only felt like a swarm of flies flying over his head, buzzing, buzzing, and making his brain hurt.
"Okay! It's been a long time!" Lao Bai couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up, "Is it annoying?
As soon as he saw Lao Bai agree, Lao Xing pulled him upstairs, he was ready to play the costume of the thief this time, well, public funds.
After about two pillars of incense, there was still no one in sight, Tong Xiangyu waited a little anxiously, looking at his head from time to time, and Xiao Liu sat and tasted tea, full of pride.
"What's going on? Why hasn't the exhibition hall come back yet?"
Chu Nan glanced upstairs, "It's here." ”
At this moment, Lao Bai was tied to a steel wire and walked down directly from the second floor, as if he was like a light cloud covering the moon, fluttering like the snow of the flowing wind, like a fairy among the gods.
The shopkeeper's eyes were straight, because Lao Bai was really suave and outstanding.
Yet, as the saying goes, God is a girl, and a naughty little girl.
The steel wire tied to Lao Bai's body was broken!
snapped, Lao Bai, who didn't have time to react, directly did a free fall exercise, and then had a close contact with Mother Earth.
"Exhibition hall ......" the shopkeeper exclaimed in surprise and rushed over directly.
Lao Bai was lying on the ground and humming, still dressed as a chivalrous man, but with a gray face.
"What's going on??," Xiao Liu shouted.
"It's me......" Xing Zhutou poked his head out from the second floor and smiled apologetically, "How did I know he was so heavy, hey, Lao Bai, are you okay?"
Bai Zhantang slowly got up, "You try to fall from the second floor? ”
Tong Xiangyu hurriedly helped pat the soil, "Oh, if I knew earlier, I wouldn't have asked you to wade into this troubled water." ”
Bai Zhantang waved his hand, "It's okay, if you come, you will be safe, this is the style of a big actor!" After speaking, he shook his fan and posed.
"Meidi is very, Meidi is very, at first glance, he is a top master. Then he turned his head and said, "What do you think?"
Yan Xiaoliu groped his chin, his brows furrowed, "I can't see this, definitely not!" There is nothing wrong with this style, but you still have problems with this play, you have to go to the depths of the character's heart." ”
"I feel like I'm already deep, and at this moment, who can be deeper than me?"
"No, it's still deep, you thief of the saint, it makes me feel too superficial, no texture, the characters are not three-dimensional enough, three-dimensional understand?"
Bai Zhantang sneered, "Hmph, isn't it three-dimensional?" But in a blink of an eye, he was stunned again: "Isn't it three-dimensional...... What do you mean?"
"Come, sit down, I'll talk to you about the show. With that, Xiao Liu pressed Lao Bai on his seat, "Do you know where you are more lacking than the thief saint?"
Chu Nan sat on the side and drank tea, and interjected casually: "Lack of heart." ”
"You're lacking eyes, shut up!"
"What you lack more than him is - murderous, murderous murderous. ”
Lao Bai smirked: "Then what if he himself is not murderous?"
Yan Zhutou thought that his IQ had been insulted, and took the case: "How is it possible? The second-in-command of the Piracy Association is not an ordinary person, not you, me, him, me, you, no, neither." ”
Bai Zhantang seemed to be aroused, and his tone was deep: "No, that's definitely not an ordinary person." ”
Yan Xiaoliu pressed Lao Bai's shoulder, "Hey, Lao Bai, think about it, the thief of the saints, the saint of thieves! How many people does he have to kill?"
Lao Bai smiled, a little embarrassed, "I've never killed anyone, not even chickens." ”
"How do you know?"
"He eats it all alive, and he doesn't even bother to pick the skin. Lao Bai immediately changed his words.
"Alright, stop talking nonsense. You just play well, don't fool us, okay?"
"Who fooled you? Isn't it murderous?" Lao Bai stood up directly, then glared and gritted his teeth: "Murderous, murderous, murderous..... What does it smell like?"
Chu Nan also smelled this aroma at this time, which was exactly the same as in Xiucai's room, but it was much richer than that.
Chu Nan just wanted to mobilize the spiritual pressure, but found that the spiritual pressure at this time was like being frozen, and the operation was very unsmooth. Oops, just watching the play, I forgot about Ji Wuxi's stubble. However, the wisdom of the ancients is really not to be underestimated, just a bottle of Baihua soft tendon powder has this kind of power, and those legendary ten spice soft gold powder, sad crisp breeze, seven heart begonias and the like, how dangerous are they?
It's useless to think about it, but fortunately, Chu Nan has learned to return to the Tao, and after a few runs, the poison has dissipated.
And at the moment when Chu Nan was detoxifying, Ji Wusheng, who was dressed in black, had already appeared at the door, but unfortunately everyone was already weak in their limbs and couldn't lift their strength.
"Ji-Ji is not sick!" Yan Xiaoliu saw the thief coming to the door, and pulled out his knife and stepped forward to slash. However, Xiao Liu does not understand pharmacology, and the more intense the action after poisoning, the faster the qi and blood run, and the deeper the poisoning. So Xiao Liu ran out five or six steps, and then fell directly at Ji Wuxi's feet.
Ji Wuxian directly picked up Xiao Liu's saber and shouted: "I want to find death, fulfill you!"
"Wait a minute!" Xiao Liu hurriedly pointed at Lao Bai and said, "Do you know who he is?"
"Who?"
"Thief!" everyone said in unison.
"Thief Saint?"
"He has a jade plaque on him, don't believe it!"
Ji Wuxian walked over directly, put the knife on the table, pulled up a puddle of muddy Lao Bai, took out the jade plate from his arms, and then let go directly, Lao Bai fell to the ground.
Although Lao Bai's jade plate is of average material and workmanship, there is only one piece in the world, and Ji Wuxian can recognize it at a glance.
"Yo, Second Brother Bai, I didn't expect to see you here. As he spoke, he personally pulled Lao Bai up.
"Hehe, how are you after all these years?"
"Good, good..."
Just when the two were talking, Lao Xing couldn't help but remind on the side: "Murderous, murderous...."
Ji Wuxi turned his head suddenly: "What are you muttering?"
"I'm talking to him about plays, talking about acting. Eh, you don't quite understand it, you don't understand. ”
Ji Wuxian boasted that he was rich and rich, and he was directly annoyed when he heard this: "Don't understand?" said, directly pushed Lao Bai away, picked up a knife and walked over, "There is nothing in the world that I don't understand!"
Xing Yusen was stupid, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
Chu Nan didn't have to do anything at all, because at this critical moment, Zhu Wushuang, who had been missing for a long time, had already touched Ji Wuxi's body.
"I don't care what kind of play you do, take your life!" Ji Wuxian waved his knife and wanted to slash.
"Sunflower Point Caveman!"
Between the lightning and flint, Wushuang directly pointed at Ji Wuxi, but she seemed to be injured, and after ordering Ji Wusheng, she also held her left rib and staggered.
At this time, Lu Xiucai, who was stumbling, also came in, and hurriedly helped Wushuang, "Hey, Wushuang, are you okay?" ”
To say that Lao Bai is also unlucky enough, he finally made up his mind to come to a hero to save the United States, but unfortunately the hero directly turned into a bear, and he had to rely on the little junior sister to save his life, shame.
Bai Zhantang reluctantly raised his head and smiled weakly: "Wushuang, Xiucai, I haven't rescued you yet, how did you come back?"
Lu Xiucai smiled at everyone: "This is how things are....."