Chapter 153: The upright man

Yunhai's language, which is not an orator or a politician, may be a little pale, at least Greenwood does not believe that there is any great elf in the otherworldly that is absolutely invincible, and Yunhai does not continue to say anything.

The morning after a discordant night talk, the sun had just risen, and the majestic bells echoed throughout Squire.

Yun Hai didn't know how the diplomats and elves on his side talked all day yesterday, but judging from the text message he suddenly sent to himself at two or three o'clock in the morning, it seemed that the progress was good.

Of course, if one day a group of aliens suddenly descends on Tiananmen Square, and one of them breaks into the warehouse where the most advanced weapons are kept in the country in less than half a day, and crumples the latest tank into a pile of scrap metal in front of a group of PLA uncles, then even that group of rice worms who drink tea and read newspapers all day long will instantly show the quality of wartime.

Although the speed is very fast, but the progress of Yunhai is unknown, although he was also pulled to observe their meeting, and the language is quite standardized, even Yunhai can understand the parallel goods that use karmic power to produce quick products.

However, although the language is standardized, there has been a significant increase in depth, all kinds of quotations from scriptures, talking about the past and the present, and not only the people on their own side are doing this, but also on the elves' side.

This is very remarkable, and Yunhai has to look at these civil servants with admiration.

If it's just the history of their own world, these people are actually quite familiar with the 20,000-year-long history of elves, and all kinds of allusions are like a treasure.

There are written records in the Third World dating back to 20,000 years ago, and the five major races have corresponding descriptions of this, each narrating the history of this world from their own perspective, but there is no doubt that the elves of the long-lived race have the most detailed records in this regard, which has always been their pride.

So when these people from the other world opened their mouths to tell the history they were proud of, and the history of the elves, the shock to the elves they interviewed was self-evident.

The reason why Yun Hai was able to notice this was because those elves who basically stood on the same side in his opinion only changed their expressions when the people on their side talked about the history of the elves, and the rest of the time they were all with a paralyzed face, as if they were reading the verdict from above.

It's not bad to be high up, but this is also where Yunhai feels a little uncomfortable.

Purely literal "high", the location of the negotiation is on the tallest tree in the Seven Kings Forest, the name is quite awkward, Yunhai is too lazy to remember, it is understandable to hold a meeting here, but not to talk about a round table meeting that symbolizes equality, even if it is the type of visit in China that thinks it is the era of the Celestial Empire, but it is too much to do this like these elves!

The visitors from this plane, including Yun Hai, were sitting on a long table, and the elders of the elves and the representatives of the elven gods were sitting opposite, on a super high platform that could only be seen by pressing the back of their heads against their necks, so that the voices of those elves floated down from above and felt hollow, how much these elves like to look down on others!

The high platform is all male elves, and unlike the dark elves, the elves who live on the ground still maintain a patriarchal society, so there is no elf queen in obscene clothes that Yunhai was looking forward to a little at first.

Of course, even if the elf is a man, he maintains a very handsome appearance, which is very different from the sissy in the third-rate TV series, and has a sense of maturity brewed under a long life.

Even if so, there is no value in appreciation, except for boredom or boredom, why did you agree to stay in the first place?

And the diplomats said that they should be solemn on such occasions, even if they were hiding below and secretly reading novels.

"Being watched condescendingly and mixed into politics, these two things I hate the most happened at the same time, although I don't like bullying, but these elves are better aware of current affairs, but we have the advantage, can't we lower our posture a little?"

Yun Hai is not a person who believes in his superiority, but it doesn't mean that he likes to be looked at so condescendingly, but he knows that if he protests at this time, he will sink deeper and deeper into this muddy water, so he has to keep quiet.

It's not that Yun Hai doesn't know the doorway here, but he just doesn't want to spend time on it, thinking about ending this drudgery quickly.

Although there are no things that would make the elves look down on humans, it is still okay to smoke.

There doesn't seem to be such a thing as tobacco in the third world, so when Yunhai took out his cigarette stick and smoked it in the clouds, drowning his body in the smoke, it was indeed a bit unfathomable in the eyes of the elves.

Just listening to the Elvish version of classical Chinese, smoking tobacco at the same time, it was finally only a long time later.

"Damn, even in the cultivation era, I have never been so tired, and such an energy-consuming work does not provide some meat."

At lunchtime, Yun Hai and the rest of the diplomats were assigned to separate rooms, which were top-notch in terms of dΓ©cor and size, but the dishes on the table were all vegetarian.

No, it should be said that the entire earth elf race is all authentic vegetarians, and in their opinion, only the filthy dark elves and the other four major races, that is, the cruel races except the elves, will feed on the flesh and blood of living beings.

Seeing the green food on the table, Yunhai recalled the days when he used to date that girlfriend who believed in Buddhism.

"I can finally relax here."

The internal force of the sea of clouds slowly urged, and the true qi in the body gathered in the palm of his hand and steamed out, converging into a white cloud the size of a plate in front of the sea of clouds.

In this way, Yunhai can connect with his own floating in the sky, and take out the contents of the warehouse at will, so a piece of ham falls out of the cloud and falls on Yunhai's hand.

"Mr. Yunhai, calm down!"

Before Yunhai could put the ham to his nose and smell the aroma of the meat, the delicious baby was taken away by a tablemate on the side.

"You!"

So far, Yunhai still can't remember what the names of these civil servants are, although he feels a little embarrassed, but this does not mean that they can take food when they are in a bad mood.

The man grabbed Yun Hai's hand with a nervous expression: "Sword Immortal Emperor, calm down, it is absolutely taboo to eat meat and food here in the elves, and there are still people here." ”

After speaking, he pursed his lips and motioned for two elf attendants to be on the side.

Speaking of which, these elf natives are originally vegetarians, not only have they never eaten, but they have rarely seen meat, plus Yunhai they all use Chinese when they communicate, so at this moment, seeing Yunhai, an alien person, take out a pink thing from a cloud like a trick, and they didn't even recognize what it was for a while, and they all looked at this side with curious eyes.

The civil servant who was holding Yunhai's arm was about to say something, but he felt a cold neck in his neck, and his intuition told him that there was a cold sword against his neck at this moment, but he didn't see the sword visually.

Yun Hai used his heart swordsmanship while taking out a set of simple kitchen utensils from Xiao Yunduo: "No matter what the reason, please don't grab someone's arm like this, this is very rude behavior for us martial artists." ”

Yun Hai took out bread, salad dressing, eggs, and lettuce, and cut off a piece of ham and put it on the pan and began to prepare to fry it, looking like he wanted to make a sandwich.

Yun Hai said while cooking: "I said that you people are not too sensitive, even people like me have heard the phrase 'weak countries have no diplomacy', and you are too careful, I don't believe that just because I made a sandwich here, I can break down the relationship between humans and elves." ”

It's really not like that, but the premise of Yunhai's words is that he doesn't mind going to war with the elves, but for some reason, the third Zhongjing force led by Bell has also issued an order to do its best to have a good relationship with the elves.

Bell still attaches great importance to the Third World Strategy mission given to him by his teacher, he understands that the success of his strategy in this world is inevitable, if he simply borrows the force of the Dark Alliance, anyone can sweep the Third World within twelve hours, but in order to show himself, Bell decided to take a tortuous and difficult path.

That is to try to divide the hostile forces of the Third World through political means, that is, those who claim to be the existence of the Protoss, so as to achieve the achievement of efficiently preserving the species of the Third World and peacefully liberating the other world.

Of course, none of these things will be carried out by Bell himself, at least at this stage, he is planning a mission codenamed "Kill Bill".

This is just an idea of Bell, but when it comes to Momoda, it becomes an order, and then it becomes a military order here for these elite diplomats, although it is absolutely not caring about these pointed ears for the plane, but the diplomats who are civil servants obviously do not have this confidence, and they were given a death order by Momoda to complete the task.

In addition to the one who was resisted by Yunhai's heart swordsmanship, there were several people at the table, and another one said: "Lord Sword Immortal Emperor, please calm your anger, take care of the overall situation, although these elves are one of the five major races, and they have participated in the battle for many years, but in fact, because of their own reproductive ability, every battle method is to use summoned creatures and long-range magic to minimize casualties, plus they are arrogant because of the cultural atmosphere of the race, they are very sensitive to any offense."

If it was the Old Sword Immortal Emperor, he would definitely be able to understand it......"

Yun Hai interrupted him impatiently: "Okay, this title of the second-generation Sword Immortal Emperor is not what I want, it was given to me by my teacher in order to build momentum for me, I don't care about the overall situation as much as my teacher, and I don't believe that there will be creatures in this world who don't care about the life and death of the entire race for a piece of meat!" ”

Speaking of this, Yunhai Donkey's temper also came up, and the Heart Sword Technique was once again powerful, resisting the necks of all the diplomats, and then picked up the sandwich that had just been made and walked to the side and looked at his elven maid curiously.

The upright man thought for a moment and said in Elven language: "I'm sorry, although I know that you don't eat meat, but I myself have a constitution that will die if I don't eat meat, so I just eat such a piece, I believe that the friendship between humans and elves will not dissipate because of such a piece of ham, right?" ”