Extra: Happy times in Tirpitz
"I thought it would be heaven when I was in Minato, but I didn't expect Ryukyu to be a real paradise!" Tirbitz lay on a large carpet wrapped in a quilt, eating supper potato chips while shaking his feet and reading his notebook.
Originally, when the dean of the deep sea dragged Wakaba and her to Ryukyu, she was reluctant. Because in Minato, there are not only goblins to bribe, but also U-47s to send errands. In addition, since the port area has become a reserve base, there are only King Kong and Akagi left on duty, so there is no annoying harassment like Richelieu, and every day in addition to reading books and playing games, Tirbitz who goes to the cafeteria to rub rice or find U47 to add food is almost forgotten that her hands can hold chopsticks, brushes and game console controllers, but also hold the ship's suit.
If it weren't for the fact that her change of underwear became less and less and her sister Bismarck went to Ryukyu again, and the author Wakaba, who she was chasing recently, went to Ryukyu, she was afraid to stop the change, maybe she would have been in the dormitory holding the whirlwind duel at that time.
However, it wasn't until D. Yamato was almost half-deceived and abducted to the Ryukyus that Tirbitz knew for the first time that he could do a home squat without even having to go out of the dormitory door, squatting in his room all day long, not even going to the cafeteria, or even lifting the quilt.
Just like she is now, the hooded pajamas and quilts haven't changed in three days, and even the last time she got up to brush her teeth seemed like a long time ago in Tirpitz's mind.
The previous time was because Bismarck, who was in a hurry to go to sea to find Sun Wen, happened to see the transport ship sauce that came out of Tirpitz's room with his lace underwear in his arms, so he remembered to go to his sister's place to have a look, but he didn't expect to see Tirbitz lying on the bed and rinsing his mouth with potato chips as soon as he entered the door.
Tirbitz has never understood very well, no matter how lazy the ship's mother is, as long as the clothes have no smell, her body must be fragrant, so why should she brush her teeth and wash her face? Although everyone in the house, including her sister Bismarck, thought it strange and sloppy, but she still insisted on her own principles. Of course, the reason she insisted was simply that she could spend more time sleeping without brushing her teeth.
At half past two in the morning, Tirpitz, who had been focusing on a handheld game that had been redeemed from the goblin after reading the book for a while, finally yawned and looked away from the screen, she rubbed her eyes and glanced at the already empty french fries bag, then looked back at the bedside table and the empty paper bags everywhere on the bedside, and finally she sighed and crawled down lazily: "Hey, why doesn't the transportship-chan have a night delivery service?" No, no, next time I have to complain to D.Yamato, this kind of service still has the face to urge changes, it's just unreasonable!"
The shameless Tirbitz scratched his butt as he spoke, turned over and sat up against the bed legs, and in the past few days, Tirbitz has been using the transport sauce as if he were his own hands and feet: three meals a day plus five desserts and snacks for supper in the evening, cleaning the room in the morning and drying Tirpitz, taking a change of clothes, and slowing down the hot water in the bathroom bathtub.
Transport-Sauce has always only put hot water, which is what Tirpitz specifically said, because the first few times Transport-Sauce finished putting out the water and waited for Tilbitz to finish drawing the book, the bath water was already cold when he remembered that he was going to take a bath.
Tirpitz also likes to lie in the slightly warmer bath water, because this is the only way to soak in the pool and sleep as long as possible. At this point, she was very envious of her brother-in-law Sun Wen, who could even think of designing the bathtub to put warm water in and cold water outside, and when everyone was mobilized to find Sun Wen, she secretly ran into the governor's bedroom and used it once, but it was too comfortable, until her sister Bismarck twisted her ears and woke her up, she reluctantly turned off the faucet and dragged herself up from the bathtub.
Because of the relationship between the ship's mother, it doesn't matter if the bath water is hotter for Tirbitz, but at the same time, because of the relationship of being a girl, she will never agree to let her take a cold water bubble bath.
"Is it too late today? The bath water is not hot! Sure enough, from tomorrow onwards, D. Yamato will be asked to use the transport-chan for a longer time!" Tirpitz thought and climbed out of the bathtub again, the handheld was so fun that he missed the bath time, even the notebook time during the bath and the handheld time after the bath.
Tirpitz, who was a little unhappy about this, muttered about the transport-chan in his mouth, while stepping on the floor naked and barefoot, picked up the big bath towel at hand and wiped his messy hair, and then draped the bath towel over his shoulders and walked quickly to the game console, because it was air-dried game time!
Sitting on top of her changed clothes, Tirbitz wiped her hands and then played the game directly, after taking a shower, she had become too lazy to wipe the water droplets on her body without Bismarck's restraint.
Wake up and lie on the bed to read the book, look hungry and lie on the bed to eat, after eating the stall to read the book, and finally see that you are sleepy and sleep directly with the book or game console handle, you don't have to attack every day and don't have to worry about your sister to annoy her, if you miss your sister, you secretly go to Bismarck's room to steal underwear or peep through the window with a telescope...... This was originally only a life that Tirbitz imagined to be in heaven, but he did not expect to experience almost everything except voyeurism in the Ryukyus.
Of course, there are also things that make Tirbitz feel unsatisfied, and that is that in recent days, almost every morning he has seen a face that is becoming more and more annoying.
"Get up! Tirpitz, hurry up!" Tirpitz slowly opened his eyes as the familiar call and the feeling of vertigo continued. Sure enough, it was D.Yamato's nasty face.
Tirpitz yawned and reached out to grab the two sharp horns on D. Yamato's head and pushed her away, and then lazily said to the dean of the deep sea while putting on his pajamas: "I've told you several times, if you want the notebook to get it on the ground yourself, just keep giving me the transport ship sauce!"
"Didn't I use it for you all the time!" D. Yamato asked Tirbitz as she rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find the notebook, she first stuffed a stack of notebooks on her body, then she looked at a box of various notebooks, and simply pulled the sheets on the bed and stuffed all the notebooks she could get her hands on into a cloth bag.
"I mean use it all day! ”
"That kind of thing?" D. Yamato glanced down at the notebook in his cloth bag that he couldn't read for almost two or three months, and looked up at Tilbitz who was yawning lazily, "Okay, how about I let the transport-chan lay on the floor in your living room at night in the future?"
"Then it's decided, it's good to add half a book to you a day!"
"Okay! You can rest assured! We have always said that we will rob whoever we do. D. Yamato said, strapping the cloth bag on his back and running out the door.
"Hmm, I always feel that something is wrong?" Tirpitz looked at the dean of the deep sea, who usually didn't bother with her for half an hour and couldn't leave, and scratched his head a little strangely, but then she left this matter behind, "Forget it, sleep is the most important thing, if you want to be lazy today, my sister must not get up too early to take a bath at half past eight, otherwise I will lose my energy again......"