Chapter 884: Anger and Fooling Dafa
After chatting for a while, the four big and the small five women began to busy their own affairs, and the room was quiet for a while.
Orchid came to Bai Xiaoshu's side, twisted the buttons on his clothes with his hands and feet, and then just waved his hand slightly, Bai Xiaoshu was rolling in the air, like a fruit on a peeler, and every time he turned around, his clothes fell off, and he quickly cleaned and slipped.
Orchid just glanced at it and her eyes widened in horror and covered her mouth, "Wow, so majestic." After swallowing his saliva, he threw him in the petal-covered hot spring.
Stimulated by the hot spring, Bai Xiaoshu woke up slowly, and saw a pair of very bright and hot eyes in the haze, and his cheeks hurt, and he suddenly reacted, and hurriedly protected his chest, "Who is it?"
"Big brother, it's me, Orchid. Orchid swallowed her saliva and stared at a key location in Bai Xiaoshu's water.
At this time, the layer of tulle in front of Bai Xiaoshu's eyes slowly receded, thinking about what had happened just now, his face turned green at that time, and he roared in his heart, "I'll go, Jasmine, is Lao Tzu not guaranteed in the evening......?"
Thinking of this, Bai Xiaoshu shuddered when he landed, and when he looked up, it turned out to be a black mess of paintings, and his face was extremely terrifying, "Ah...... Orchid, what the hell are you doing. Bai Xiaoshu stepped under his feet a few times and retreated to the corner of the hot spring.
"Big brother, let's catch goldfish together, okay. Orchid thought she had a seductive smile and bent her waist, wanting to reveal that she didn't exist. But she is so young and not fully developed, so what is ***, but a flat chest is faintly exposed.
"Catch your sister, Lao Tzu is a strange man, his personality is distorted and perverted, and he likes to play some exciting things like dripping wax, I advise you to provoke me less, otherwise Lao Tzu will do you a green onion now." Bai Xiaoshu's voice was fierce, wanting to use this method to scare off the orchid.
But he didn't want to, Orchid ran in front of him in two steps, many little stars appeared in his eyes, and his face was full of excitement, "Okay, okay, the men outside are knowledgeable." Drip wax, yes, I have candles here, I've been wanting to play with it for a long time, where do you want to start? ”
Before the words fell, Orchid not only took out the candle, but also lit it specifically for Bai Xiaoshu, and sent his lotus-like arm to him, looking like that, it seemed that he really wanted to try.
Bai Xiaoshu's throat gurgled for a while, he didn't expect to encounter such a strange thing today, the green on his face was even thicker, and he was about to burst into light.
Since this can't be done, he is now an ordinary person who is powerless, and the appearance of the orchid should be at least above the S level. As soon as his eyes rolled, his mouth immediately became sweet, and he said nonsense, "Orchid, the process of dripping wax is quite complicated, and it takes a long time to prepare, for example, we can start with makeup, dressing, etc., so that people's hearts are full of love first, and then it will be more exciting after this painful process." ”
"I can do the makeup, you see how well I painted, and my clothes are new, we can skip the process and start that painful moment. When Orchid heard playing, her brain became flexible, and she didn't fall into Bai Xiaoshu's trap at all.
Bai Xiaoshu's face was sweating profusely, and he was in a hurry, patting his chest and saying, "Uh...... Your makeup is really good, but I'm even better, and after seeing that I have helped you paint it myself, it is absolutely extraordinary, and I guarantee that you can be satisfied. ”
"Really?" Orchid hesitated a little, she didn't expect anyone to say that her makeup skills were better than her, and after squinting at Bai Xiaoshu for a long time, she suddenly showed her white teeth, "Okay, let me see how your skills are, where we start." ”
Bai Xiaoshu's back was cold when he was stared at by the orchid, and although he was in the hot spring, he couldn't feel a trace of warmth. Hearing Orchid Shang, his heart was calmer, "Of course, you have to bring my clothes first, otherwise it will not be easy to play naked like this." ”
Just when Bai Xiaoshu was desperately inducing the orchid, a small tile on the roof of this place was opened, and a pair of curious eyes appeared behind this small tile, and when he saw Bai Xiaoshu's embarrassment below, those eyes suddenly narrowed into a crescent moon.
Hearing this, Orchid also cooperated very well and brought Bai Xiaoshu's clothes, and then stared at him without moving.
"Uh...... Orchid, if you stare at me like this, I can't get dressed. Seeing that the bear child still had this expression, Bai Xiaoshu only said stubbornly.
"What are you afraid of, it's all old husbands and wives, and it's not that I haven't seen your grandeur. Orchid rolled her eyes in disgust, still motionless.
At that time, Bai Xiaoshu's head roared, if his magic power was there, he would have blasted this bear child away by now, so that she could understand what a casserole big fist was. But the reality is that Bai Xiaoshu doesn't have the slightest magic, so he can only continue to induce, "Don't say that, this is also part of the mood, just like a woman wearing a skirt, only a man can be tempted by the faint appearance, if you run around the street directly with a ******, no one will look at you at all, but treat you as a god/scripture/disease." ”
After Bai Xiaoshu's flickering, Orchid suddenly realized, "The men outside are knowledgeable, I just said that those women wearing skirts are easy to be married home by others, it turns out that it is because of this, oops, why didn't I understand this truth earlier." After speaking, the orchid walked down, leaving behind the frightened Bai Xiaoshu.
Seeing Orchid leaving, Bai Xiaoshu crawled out of the hot spring, hurriedly put his clothes on his body, and didn't find that he was wearing them backwards until he put on his pants, and was about to correct it, when Orchid's voice came at the right time, "Why is it so long, do you want me to help you wear it." ”
Hearing this, Bai Xiaoshu suddenly had a wit, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, this is coming out." ”
When Bai Xiaoshu walked out of the hot spring room and came outside, he found that Orchid had cleaned up the things on his face, because he was not tall enough, and his feet had been dangling on the stool.
"Let's get started. Orchid saw Bai Xiaoshu in the mirror, didn't even look back, and then threw out an eyebrow pencil, then closed her eyes, waiting for Bai Xiaoshu to thrush for her.
Taking the eyebrow pencil, Bai Xiaoshu smiled bitterly, his eyes glanced around, but he still didn't find any trace of Jasmine, and the door was locked by the women just now, there was no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the ground.
"Hurry up, why is it so slow. Orchid didn't know what Bai Xiaoshu was doing behind her, and a trace of impatience flashed between her eyebrows.
"Come on, come on, master makeup must be brewed first, I've just brewed it. "There is no way, Bai Xiaoshu can only paint the orchid first, delay time, and wait for Jasmine to save him.
After walking in front of the orchid, Bai Xiaoshu's face became bitter, although he had a lot of women, but because he was busy with everything, he had never painted the eyebrows of that woman, trembling hands, and drew it little by little.
"Why are your hands shaking so much? Although the orchid didn't open her eyes, she could feel that Bai Xiaoshu's hands were shaking badly.
"Uh...... It's a high-end trick that you'll be able to do later. In order not to make the orchid suspicious, Bai Xiaoshu had no choice but to press the trembling hand with his other hand and said nonsense.
(End of chapter)