At noon the next day, Cui Qian, who decisively turned into an old man, wore a dress bought from a stall, a big sun hat, and a mask covering his entire face, and shuttled through the city like a spy.

"Ma Ma, do you think that old man is stupid?" A little boy about 5 years old eats dog shit, yes, it's dog shit, at least in Cui Qian's eyes.

"This immoral child!"

His mother smiled when she heard the words, and touched his head dotingly: "Silly boy, so you have to study hard in the future, otherwise you will become like him in the future." ”

"Uh-huh, I got Mabi."

"Okay baby, are you ready for the gift you brought to grandma?"

"Mmmmmmmm

Cui Qian, who was in the distance, looked at all this coldly, "mdzz!" ”

"Well, the baby is so well-behaved, but if you want to say "grandma" in the future, you can't say "your mother", do you know? ”

The child nodded as if he didn't understand: "Mabi, what gift did you prepare?" ”

"Hmm... I got a watch for your dad and a lighter. As she spoke, the mother pointed to the gift box on the floor.

"Oh? So much, are they all for Dad? ”

"Silly boy, of course not, No, this is your grandma's, and your grandfather's, your grandma's, and your father's."

Cui Qian, who originally wanted to leave, heard this, and felt that there was something wrong with the painting style, and sure enough, he looked at it again.

Child: "Oh, your grandmother..."

: "It's your grandma's." ”

Child: "Your grandmother's." ”

: "It's your grandma's." ”

Child: "Oh... Your grandma's. ”

………

: "Your grandma's! ”

Child: "Your grandma's! ”

"Smack~"

Suddenly a fucking slap knocked the child dumb, and looked at his mother blankly.

"I'm Cao Nima, didn't I tell you about this? This is your grandma's, not my grandma's, and said that it was my grandma's, and my mother said that it was your grandma's, and your mother was tired of "pop~". It's another slap in the face.

Cui Qian: "........."

Maybe the child was spoiled at home, slapped twice, and glared at his mother viciously.

Suddenly, he was sassy again: "What are you looking at?!" ”

The little boy was also angry: "Look at you!" ”

"Smack~"

"You're looking at one!!"

"Try it!!

"Smack~"

"Look at what you can, keep looking at a !!"

"Just look at you!"

"Smack~"

……

"Papapa~"

Cui Qian: "........."

Passerby: "........."

"This kid is so pitiful, he must have done something bad again, look angry."

"But this beating is too hard, you look at this "popping", it's like playing a drum. ”

Cui Qian: "I feel like the weather is good." ”

After seeing the harmonious and loving mother and son, Cui Qian suddenly felt that his legs no longer hurt, his waist was no longer sore, and he was eating something fragrant.

"It's him, he's him, it's our little friend, Naza, hehe!"

…………

Thanks to the book friend "You are not him"

"My brother is a cute girl"

"Li Bai Qingli"

The red envelope of the recommended ticket of "鍋蓋不圓".