Chapter 37 - Fortunately, it's not the fairy jump
Zhai Nan didn't know how long he had been asleep, but he was suddenly hit by a piercing scream, which directly penetrated his eardrums. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Zhai Nan was suddenly startled and sat up subconsciously.
But before Zhai Nan's eyes opened, he felt a white flower thing coming to him, and greeted him directly in his face.
Zhai Nan screamed miserably and rolled directly off the bed, and two lines of nosebleeds also flowed down.
"Damn, who's it! Looking for a fight, isn't it!"
But when Zhai Nan stood up, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Because I don't know when, I actually returned to the room. And the woman who played fairy jumping last night is still here.
I saw that the woman was wrapped in a quilt, looking like she was being bullied, and tears kept dripping down.
Damn, something is wrong now.
The numb egg must have been carried back by the waiter after drinking too much last night.
I'm not going to do anything to her, am I?
I knew that I wouldn't drink with that decaying ghost of Li Wenhua, and even I was led by him to decline.
What can I do about this, shouldn't someone come out and blackmail me in a while?
Thinking of this, Zhai Nan only felt that a cool breeze was coming from his crotch.
No, how can it be the crotch? Shouldn't it be the back of the head?
Zhai Nan looked down and saw that his clothes had magically disappeared.
What's going on?
Nima, where's my clothes?
This time it's a complete joke, whether you did it last night or not, you can't explain it now.
Zhai Nan immediately covered the key point and began to find his clothes by the bedside.
And the woman on the bed kept in tears, and when she saw Zhai Nan take action, she shouted loudly: "Get out of here!"
Zhai Nan was also extremely embarrassed at this time, and immediately picked up the clothes on the ground.
However, the clothes thrown on the ground were all on the upper body.
Zhai Nan glanced at the bed awkwardly, only to see that his pants were actually rolled up in the quilt, and only one trouser leg was exposed.
Zhai Nan smiled bitterly, and then reached for his pants.
But when the woman saw Zhai Nan stretching out her hand, she screamed, and then she actually stretched out her hand and slapped towards Zhai Nan.
Zhai Nan was also quick-eyed, and immediately a lazy donkey rolled around, not only avoiding the woman's slap, but also pulling back his pants.
However, Zhai Nan's pants were rolled up with the quilt.
So when Zhai Nan pulled out his pants, the quilt was instantly pulled down a lot, exposing the woman's upper body.
Zhai Nan said that he had an intention, but he also had no intention, so he glanced at it by the way.
I saw that the woman's chest was blue and purple, and it looked very miserable.
Who did this, and it's too ruthless, right?
Could it be that the waiter who carried me back last night was rubbing oil with his hands?
No, I thought I had a dream last night......
Thinking of this, Zhai Nan didn't dare to continue thinking about it, took his clothes, and hid in the bathroom.
At the same time, Zhai Nan shouted loudly: "Beauty, you put on your clothes first and calm down." Some things are not what you think. ”
As soon as Zhai Nan finished saying this, the woman screamed again.
Zhai Nan had no choice but to retreat to the bathroom and put all the clothes on his body.
But the only regret is that Zhai Nan's underwear doesn't know where to throw it, and now he directly puts on his trousers, which feels a little painful.
When Zhai Nan put on his clothes, he also heard the sound of rustling outside, and it was estimated that the woman was also getting dressed.
Zhai Nan shouted tentatively: "Beauty, are you dressed?"
The beauty didn't say anything, and Zhai Nan continued to ask, "Beauty, I didn't do anything to you last night, did I?"
The beauty still didn't speak, but Zhai Nan was a little anxious, and said directly: "Beauty, whether you are dead or alive, you give me a happy word! I drank too much last night, and I don't know what happened." I just got up in the morning, and before I could get back to my soul, I was beaten by you first, I ......"
Before Zhai Nan finished speaking, the woman suddenly asked, "Do you know who I am?"
Zhai Nan was stunned for a moment, not knowing what he meant, so he had to answer truthfully: "I don't know where I went! I don't know how I came back last night." ”
But the beautiful woman continued to ask, "You don't know how to come back, why did you appear in my room?
Zhai Nan was stunned for a moment, and looked left and right.
I saw that the toilet paper used to dig my nose last night was still on the floor of the bathroom.
No, this is my room! Why is it his room?
Zhai Nan coughed and said, "Beauty, you remember wrong." This is my room, 1306!"
But the beauty argued, "No, this is my room, 1806!"
Zhai Nan was speechless for a while, "Beauty, my room card should still be inside, you can look and see who is wrong." ”
Then, the sound of rummaging through the cabinets was heard, and after a moment, the woman fell silent. But as she got closer, she continued to cry again.
Zhai Nan immediately panicked and asked, "Beauty, I guess this may be a misunderstanding,"
The woman ignored Zhai Nan and continued to cry......
Zhai Nan continued: "Beauty, don't cry, I really drank too much last night, and I really didn't see anything. ”
The woman still cried......
Zhai Nan said with a bitter face: "Beauty, if you cry again, I will cry too." ”
The woman is still crying......
Zhai Nan immediately cried and shouted: "What is the matter! I have only been married for two days, and I was sent on a business trip to the magic capital. After a drink with a customer, this kind of thing happened. What kind of face do you have for me to go back to see my daughter-in-law! I don't live anymore, I don't have the face to see my daughter-in-law! My innocence!"
Here Zhai Nan cried, but the woman inside stopped crying, and said in a deep voice: "I...... It's okay, you come in. ”
When Zhai Nan heard this, he immediately shut down and returned to the bed.
I saw this beautiful woman wearing a lilac dress, curled up and sitting on the other side of the bed.
It looks very pitiful, especially on the thighs, the looming bruises are even more pitiful.
Seeing this, Zhai Nan also secretly scolded himself for being too inhuman, and he was so ruthless.
The beauty lowered her head, and her long hair was slightly scattered, covering her face, and Zhai Nan couldn't see it really.
At this time, the beauty suddenly spoke, "Don't worry, you didn't do anything too much last night, and you didn't feel sorry for your wife." ”
Zhai Nan smiled awkwardly and said, "Beauty, this ...... That being said, I'm really sorry for what happened last night. ”
The beauty was silent for a moment and said, "That's it." Since you didn't treat me badly, and I went to the wrong room by myself, let's pretend that this never happened. ”
"This ......" Zhai Nan pondered for a moment and said, "This doesn't seem to be fair to you." ”
The beautiful woman suddenly stood up and said, "As long as you forget about last night's events and never mention it, it is already the greatest fairness to me." With that, he lowered his head and walked out the door.
Zhai Nan also stood up and said, "Don't worry, I definitely won't say it, nothing happened last night." ”
When the beauty heard this, she stopped, whispered "thank you", and then left quickly.
After the beauty left, Zhai Nan breathed a sigh of relief and sighed, "Fortunately, it's not an immortal jump!"
(To be continued.) (To be continued.) )