In the afternoon, Habersell is relatively quiet, people stay in their houses blowing air conditioners and electric fans to escape the heat, and only a few stray dogs stick out their tongues in the streets in search of food. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Stray dogs have a hard time in the slums, and although the United States consumes the most food in the world every day, in Habersell, many people don't have enough to eat, and they don't mind finding something to eat from the trash can.

Just as a stray dog finds half a swishing turkey from a garbage can, a car suddenly roars into the street.

It was a huge Mercedes-Benz, with a huge body with a hill-like oppressive force, the engine roaring, and the exhaust pipe whirring, startling the stray dogs.

Mercedes all the way to the throttle, like a mad bison.

Finally driving to the door of an abandoned factory, the front of the car suddenly turned, and then rushed into the factory gate.

There were a few old people at the gate of the factory who were bragging and chatting in the shade of the trees, and the car drove in with a bang, which scared them into a fright, and some people jumped up and scolded: "It's great to drive a Mercedes-Benz?" Vaco has! If you hit Lao Tzu, I'll kill you! ”

"Don't be too arrogant, slut, do you know where this is? This is Habercel, not in a tank, be careful! ”

"Give me down, you scared me bitch!"

The car really stopped, the door opened, and several big men jumped down, their faces were smeared with oil paint, guns in their hands, and Chiguo's upper body was full of tattoos, which was not good at first glance.

Seeing this scene, the roaring old gentlemen shuddered and all fell silent.

The big men ignored them, got out of the car and walked towards the building in a rage.

Finally, a man dressed in a clown costume walked out of the car, he shook his head, his fluffy green hair trembled, and he looked strange with the purple clothes on his body.

After getting out of the car, the clown looked at several old people, covered his right hand to his mouth, and painted a bright lip mark with lipstick on the tiger's mouth on his hand, which looked like he was smiling weirdly.

Seeing this scene, an old man exclaimed in shock: "Oh, Shet, Shet! Joker, it's the clown, this damn villain! ”

The big men burst into the building with guns in their hands, and Latin talked to Bruce and the other children, and then several guns were pointed at their heads.

Bruce and the kids are dumbfounded, what's going on?

But they don't panic, there are shootouts almost every day in places like Habersell, and it's not strange that they've lived to this day and have been pointed at guns no longer than ever.

To Bruce's surprise, the person who walked in the back was the Joker, Batman Bruce Wayne's lifelong enemy, and one of the most famous villains in the history of American anime, Joker!

The miniature donkey behind him said stupidly, "Hey, what's going on?" How did the Joker jump out of the comic books? Hey, look me here, hey, clown! ”

Bruce hurriedly grabbed him and whispered, "Shut up!" Shut up! Don't get them noticed! ”

He didn't know what was going on, but he knew it was weird, there must be ghosts, and it was better for them not to get involved.

The miniature donkey said a clever thing: "It's useless, Bruce, they're just keeping an eye on us, you see, the guns are pointing at us." ”

The clown swiped his green hair and walked over in a figure-eight step, then pinched the face of the mini donkey, smiled and asked, "What are you looking for me?" Kid, are you calling me? Hahahaha! ”

Bruce pulled the miniature donkey out of his hand, and the miniature donkey was not afraid, and said nonchalantly: "I'll let you come and see, this is Batman, he will clean you up." ”

Next door, Bruce scolded in his heart in Chinese that he didn't know much, he can't wait to beat this little friend now, isn't this nothing to do?

Considering that the kid was missing a root in his head, he forgave again, anyway, he had been saying stupid things all along.

But he had to save his life, so he smiled and said, "Sir, don't pay attention to my brother, he likes to talk nonsense, in fact I won't tell you, he's drunk, haha." ”

The clown looked at him with interest and said, "Drunk? Why don't I smell alcohol? Young man, this lie is very insincere, and I am very dissatisfied. ”

He said as he pulled a gun out of his pocket.

Seeing the pistol that appeared in front of him, Bruce felt that his blood was about to curdle: this madman has bad intentions! What was he going to do with his gun?!

The clown played with his pistol and asked, "I was very dissatisfied with your answer just now, I decided to kill one of you, come on, you choose one, who do you want me to kill?" ”

Bruce stared at him nervously, slowly blocking the miniature donkey with his body, and for a moment he couldn't make a sound out of fear.

At this moment, there was another roar of a car engine outside, and as the roar came from far and near, several cries rang out:

"Oh God, who did I see?"

"it, it's a phone, I'm going to take a picture!"

"I must be dreaming, damn it, am I crazy to step on a horse? Or did I cross over? ”

Everyone subconsciously looked out, only to see a wide black motorcycle at the gate of the factory, and on the car was a man dressed in black.

The motorcycle is very long, the wheels are wide, the shape is very stylish, and there are even two small-caliber cannons built in front.

The man in black was almost lying on it, his black cloak was blown by the wind and hunting, he was wearing a black mask, revealing half of his face, his temperament was calm and wild, he was Batman!

"Wow, cool, Batman, Batman! It's really Batman! The miniature donkey screamed excitedly.

Bruce was even more excited, and he tried his best to widen his eyes, looking at the Batman chariot speeding in the distance, and looking at Batman above.

This is really Batman, he recognized it at a glance, the man in the car is Christian Bale, a Hollywood superstar who is famous all over the United States because of the "Batman" series of movies.

He will never admit that he is mistaken, after all, he watches Batman anime and movies every day, and Bale's "Batman: Time to Go to War", "Batman: The Dark Knight" and the recently released "Batman: The Dark Knight Rises" are his favorites!

"Oh God!" Bruce groaned, "I saw Batman!" ”

Seeing Batman galloping towards him, the Joker scolded: "Damn, this bastard is here again, guys, let's get out!" Remove! Remove! ”

The miniature donkey shouted, "You can't run, clown, you." ”

While shouting at him, he went up and kicked the clown, and Bruce was startled, but the clown lost his previous arrogance and viciousness, and was so frightened that he was scared and urinated, and even took revenge on the miniature donkey.

Things are going so weird that Bruce still hasn't figured it out, how can the clown in the comics and movies appear? How did Batman come too?

If the Joker is an audiophile cosplay, what about this Batman? He wasn't mistaken, this is really Christian Bale's Batman!