Shi Shangzhen returned home, and when he stood at the door, he stretched out his hand and pushed the door, feeling that the strength of today's door was very great, and he used to open it with a slight push, but now he felt very hard and didn't move at all, so Shi Shangzhen felt that it might be a rare lock for the door, so he took out the key from his pocket and inserted it into the keyhole to open the door.

As soon as the key entered, he found that the door was soft, so Shi Shangzhen reached out and pushed it again, and found that the door immediately fell back, which proved that the door was not locked, but that something was blocking the door.

Shi Shangzhen pushed hard again, and found that he couldn't push it again, so he reached out and patted the door: "Wen Xu, Wen Xu?"

Even after shouting a few times, no one answered, Shi Shangzhen was ready to push harder by herself, but when she turned her head, she happened to see that Sister Dahua Erhua Xiong was back.

"Erhua! Come here," Shi Shangzhen immediately beckoned to Erhua.

When Erhua heard the hostess calling herself, she immediately ran over happily, came to Shi Shangzhen's side, stood up and wanted to rub Shi Shangzhen with her big head.

"Okay, okay, push the door open for me" Shi Shangzhen couldn't stand Erhua's affectionate energy when he saw people, and reached out and patted Erhua's brain.

Erhua couldn't understand people's words, but when she saw Shi Shangzhen's gesture, she quickly learned from it.

"Hey...... Hey" Shi Shangzhen pressed his shoulder against the door, pretending to be very struggling.

Erhua saw that this thing was very good, so she immediately walked to the door on all fours, learning the appearance of the hostess, but it used its brain shell against the door.

Erhua's force, what can stop a big bear in the door? Wen Xu, who was originally facing the door, was directly pushed out by Erhua several meters horizontally.

Shi Shangzhen saw that the door was open and immediately entered the house.

As soon as she entered the house and saw the situation at the scene, she was immediately confused, because she saw that her husband, who was known as a thousand cups and not drunk, was now lying on the floor!

Next to Wen Xu, there was also Dong Liang, who had been on duty loyally, and at this time, Dong Liang supported his master's back with his own body, so that Wen Xu only had one side of his body touching the ground.

Rubbed his eyes twice, leaned over to see that this was his husband, and now he was lying on the floor with a red face and sleeping like a dead pig.

Shi Shangzhen squatted down and stretched out his hand to push Wen Xu: "Hey, hey, wake up, go to the house and sleep!"

Wen Xu lay on the ground and continued to sleep like a pig.

Shi Shangzhen tried to pull a few times, but he couldn't move with Ben, feeling that this person not only slept like a pig, but now he was also like a pig. There was really no way, Shi Shangzhen didn't have so much strength to carry him, so he had to go upstairs and get blankets and pillows, and turn on the floor heating in the house to twenty-seven or eight degrees.

Just when Wen Xu was almost here, Wen Guangsong's voice came from outside the door: "Uncle, uncle?"

"Guangsong, come in quickly, take your uncle to the bed in the house and go to sleep" Shi Shangzhen immediately felt that the savior was coming when he heard Wen Guangsong's voice, and stood at the door and waved at Wen Guangsong.

Wen Guangsong walked into the house quickly, and when he saw Wen Xu lying on the place, he also said in surprise: "Uncle, are you drunk?"

Shi Shangzhen said: "Okay, don't be impossible, now help me get him to the bed on the second floor!"

"Okay!" Wen Guangsong immediately took off his coat, walked to Wen Xu's side, and grabbed one of his arms, trying to help Wen Xu up.

Seeing that Shi Shangzhen was about to take another one, he immediately stopped it and said: "Auntie, don't interfere, no matter how careful you are, I can do it alone!"

In the end, he often works, and as soon as he used his strength, he dragged Wen Xu's whole person from the ground, and walked upstairs with half a hug and half a frame, and it took about five or six minutes for Wen Guangsong to throw Wen Xu on the big bed in the room, and after throwing Wen Xu down, Wen Guangsong sat directly on the ground next to him and gasped.

"Ouch, I can't see it, Uncle is so heavy, at least 1800 catties" Wen Guangsong said while panting.

"He's not light" Shi Shangzhen helped Wen Xu start to take off his coat, take off his shoes or something, and asked while taking it off: "What are you looking for him?"

"It's not a big deal, it's just a tractor thing, I'm going to pick up someone in the afternoon, now Guangcheng is driving over there, I'll let him be a half-day shift for me, I'm just coming to talk to my uncle" Wen Guangsong said.

Shi Shangzhen heard it and said, "Okay, I'll tell him when he wakes up."

"That's done, I'm leaving!" Wen Guangsong stretched out his hand and propped it on the edge of the bed, and pushed his body up.

When I arrived at the door, I glanced back at Wen Xu who was lying on the bed, still a little unconvinced, and said to myself: "Uncle is drunk, is this drinking with a water tank?"

Shi Shangzhen didn't pay attention to this, and helped her husband take off his coat or something, cover it with a quilt, and lay down on the chaise longue in the house, looking at the drunk and unconscious Wen Xu from time to time while reading a book.

"Water...... Water!"

After about half an hour, Wen Xu muttered that he wanted to drink water, and as he muttered, it looked like he was going to get up.

When Shi Shangzhen saw this, he immediately got up and poured a glass of warm water for Wen Xu, then helped him sit up and fed him the water into his mouth.

"Thank you!"

Who knew that Wen Xu said thank you after drinking the water, and then just like that, he lay down straight again.

Shi Shangzhen didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, he put down the bosom in his hand and was about to go back to continue reading his book, when suddenly his eyes rolled and he remembered an idea, and then sat down next to Wen Xu with a thief smile, stretched out his hand and gently pushed Wen Xu.

"Hey!"

"What are you doing, you're so sleepy!" Wen Xu replied.

Shi Shangzhen smiled and asked, "Hey, hey, are you married?"

"It's over, what are you doing?"

After asking three times in a row, Wen Xu replied in a low voice with impatience, and Shi Shangzhen would hardly have heard his answer if he hadn't put his ear to his mouth.

Shi Shangzhen asked again: "After getting married, have you ever hooked up with any little girls?"

"What about you?" asked a few more times, but Shi Shangzhen didn't hear an answer, so he stretched out his hand and began to push Wen Xu again.

"What are you doing, little girl, little girl is my business," Wen Xu became impatient again.

"Who do you love the most?" Shi Shangzhen pushed Wen Xu and asked again.

“…… Hmmm"

Hearing Wen Xu's only hum, Shi Shangzhen asked again, "Who do you love?" Tell me quickly, tell me and I'll let you sleep well!"

"I like the pillars the most!" Wen Xu muttered.

Hearing the master call himself, the pillar lying on his stomach at the door immediately ran over, stretched out his tongue and rolled two handfuls on Wen Xu's face, and was about to roll the third handful, but was reprimanded by the hostess who was a little annoyed and went to the door to continue lying on his stomach.

"What about behind the pillars?" Shi Shangzhen asked again.

"Erbai!"

Wen Xu's answer made Shi Shangzhen even more dissatisfied.

"What about Erbai, who do you like behind Erbai?" Shi Shangzhen was still a little unrelenting.

"Well, Da Bai and Erhua," Wen Xu replied.

Shi Shangzhen didn't go around anymore this time, and directly decided not to humiliate himself, and directly opened his mouth and asked: "You like Dongliang the most, followed by Erbai, then Dabai and Erhua, what about your wife, do you like your wife!"

Who knew Wen Xu's confused answer: "It's different?"

Shi Shangzhen immediately straightened his face and asked, "Why is it different, you don't like your wife?"

After asking a few times, Wen Xu covered his head with the quilt, and he didn't know what he muttered, where could Shi Shangzhen let him slide over like this, and immediately opened the quilt and asked, "What did you say!"

"My daughter-in-law is different!"

Shi Shangzhen asked, "What's the difference?"

"If we die of old age, we will be buried together in the ancestral grave of the saddle, next to my father's mother! You will be buried in the ancestral grave with your dog, are you annoying" Wen Xu looked impatient, and directly reached out to scratch his belly, and the whole white belly was exposed.

Shi Shangzhen immediately beamed with joy when he heard the original flat face, the Saddle side is the ancestral tomb of the Wen family, buried together after a hundred years and in the ancestral tomb, although it sounds a little not so good, but in fact, it is to meet Baishou and never give up, and buried next to the grave of his in-laws, what else to say.

Facts have proved that as long as it is a woman, whether it is a strong woman or a weak girl who is a bird, at this time, she almost hopes that her husband has only herself in his heart, and Shi Shangzhen is not exempt from vulgarity.

Shi Shang was really beautiful and was about to let her husband sleep well, when suddenly another question came to mind.

"Hey, hey, I'll ask you one more question."

"How did you get that magic trick that changed things?"

Wen Xu replied quickly this time: "Shh......h

"What, you tell me, I won't tell anyone" Shi Shangzhen cheered up and leaned into Wen Xu's mouth.

"Can't tell!"

Wen Xu said.

"What can't you say, and you can't say it to your daughter-in-law?"

"I can't say it, when I die, I will pass it on to our son, and then my son will pass it on to my grandson before he dies, I hope that this will be passed on to my grandchildren, so that my monks and grandchildren will have a life to rely on," Wen Xu said intermittently.

As soon as Shi Shangzhen heard this, he didn't ask anything, he just stuffed Wen Xu's quilt, didn't go back to the chaise longue, sat on the bed, lay down beside Wen Xu, held Wen Xu's head and leaned against his chest, grabbed Wen Xu's hair while gently rubbing it, and said softly: "That's right, after the white year, let's be buried together in the ancestral tomb of the saddle, I am your wife, and Wen's daughter-in-law is going to be buried there."

The little couple lay down like this, and the kung fu master Shang Zhen felt that his sleepiness was also thick, and he fell asleep after yawning.

At night, at ten o'clock, Wen Xu slowly woke up.

As soon as Wen Xu woke up, Shi Shangzhen immediately opened his eyes.

"Awake?"

Wen Xu covered his head, hummed, then sat up with a painful face, looked around with a wrinkled face, recalled for a while and said: "Ouch, I drank the piece, I remember to send Old Qintou and them away, and then I don't remember anything."

"You're embarrassed to say it!" Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.

As soon as Shi Shangzhen's words were finished here, Wen Xu seemed to remember something again, and was stunned for a while and said, "No, it seems that there is a voice in the middle that asked me something!"

Without waiting for Shi Shangzhen to speak, Wen Xu shook his head: "No, it's my dream, I dreamed that a woman was asking me questions, I wanted to open my eyes to see who this woman was, but I couldn't open my eyes."

"What did she ask you?"

At this time, Shi Shangdu couldn't help but laugh, and he wanted to know what Wen Xu's so-called dream remembered.

Wen Xu scratched the back of his head and thought for a moment: "It doesn't seem to be anything, ask me about the pillars or something, I can't remember clearly."

"Hahahaha!"

Wen Xu's stupid appearance really made Shi Shangzhen unable to hold back, and he was directly happy.

Seeing Shi Shangzhen so happy, Wen Xu was a little dumbfounded: "What are you happy about?"

As soon as he asked this, Shi Shangzhen was even happier.

"Sure enough, mentally handicapped children are much happier, do you look at your happy appearance?" Wen Xu looked at his daughter-in-law's happy appearance, and said directly, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and was stunned when he saw the bedside clock.

"Oh, it's almost eleven o'clock, haven't you eaten, you can't drink in the snow next time, it's too delaying, I'll go down and cook!" Wen Xu hurriedly said.