Chapter 248: The twisted melon is also sweet

When Kiki woke up in the morning, when he opened his eyes, he saw two parrots lying on their pillows and resting their heads on each other's bodies, and when he turned his head, the two starlings were on the other side.

"Get up, get up, get upβ€”" Kiki sat up and dressed, and the four birds woke up and began to shake off their wings.

The fat man was burning the stove on the ground, so he gave Qiqi a suggestion: "The birds are happiest in the morning, and the best time to teach them to speak." ”

After Kiki got off the ground, he began to mutter, "Get up, get up." ”

A black starling suddenly shouted, "Get up." "It's not clear, but it's almost audible. Kiki touched its wings lightly and complimented, "How smart." ”

Starling trembled, and he was very happy. In other words, the most important thing is that the bird's spirit should be happy and intimate with people.

Kiki blinked, and said again, "It's time to eatβ€”"

"That's not going to work, the bird should be confused. You have to teach one sentence at a time, and it's good to be able to teach one sentence in a few days, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. The fat man waved his hand again and again, teaching Qiqi the essentials.

As soon as Kiki heard this, he began to mutter, "Get up" over and over again, and by the time it was time for breakfast, the four birds had learned this sentence, which was really impressive.

For dinner, Lin Qingshan also had to lead the convoy to the county to transport cement, tiles or something, and there were a lot of these bits and pieces, which was estimated to be enough for them to run for a few days.

The fat man was ready to go for a walk. The first month is out of sight. The chicks are also about to lay eggs. Howling was probably uncomfortably closed in the yard. also drooped his tail and followed behind the fat man. It seems that he wants to go out and let off steam.

to the street. Suddenly, I saw ten dogs besieging the city in front of me. They also hummed to each other from time to time. Take two bites. Compare bear land. You can only get to the outermost edge.

The fat man pondered. Slapped his thigh suddenly: It's spring. The are starting to get hurt. Ha ha. It's time to find a companion for Howling.

It's beautiful. I saw the howl slowly sloping towards the group of male dogs. The dogs soon showed themselves as an outlier. Scattered at once.

are attractive though. But the wolf land is more deterrent.

These stupid dogs are not as brave as hunting dogs. In the long term and in human life. They gradually develop the habit of bullying the weak and fearing the hard.

In the blink of an eye, there was only a left in front of him, and this guy was ambiguously bowing his head and wagging his tail, leaning towards Howling, probably also fascinated by its strength.

It is said that when animals mate, they generally choose the strongest male, which is also a normal manifestation of natural selection.

Howl sticks her head behind the's tail and sniffs, then sneezes. The fat man was happy in his heart: it seems that there is a door.

The thought about the same as the fat man, tilting her head and sniffing at the howl.

A low roar suddenly erupted from the howling throat, and the teeth bared at the same time to reveal the sharp canine teeth. The female dog was also more knowledgeable, ran away with her tail between her legs, and soon, she recruited a group of male dogs, hugging each other and hugging her, which was very lively.

The fat man scratched his head: "You guy is really a stinky fart, and the dog generally can't look at it." Let's go, let's see if the brunette is in trouble. ”

As soon as he walked out of the village, he saw Wang Sanpao rushing from the front, and when he saw the fat man leading the howling to the chicken farm, he immediately laughed and said, "I want to go together, go quickly, go quickly!"

When I arrived at the chicken farm, I saw the two yellow dogs of the fat man's house, who were circling around the black girl, and when they saw the howling, they ran away.

Wang Sanpao also loosened the black girl's neck cover, patted its head and said, "Look, I found it for you." ”

The black girl shook her hair, and suddenly ran into the tunzi with a smoke, as fast as lightning. Wang Sanpao waved his hand to the fat man angrily: "Let's lead the howl and chase after it!"

The fat man said to Wang Sanpao: "Third uncle, can it be so easy, the girl and the guy will have to deal with it for a year and a half." ”

"You know what, if you match it with another Lai, it will be bad. "Wang Sanpao is really anxious, and he runs faster than the fat man.

"Damn, I think whose dog dares to control himself and will be strangled to eat meat. The fat man gritted his teeth and let out cruel words.

"Then you can use the loudspeaker to let me know. Of course, Wang Sanpao knew the fat man's problem, that is, he was happy and happy, so he couldn't help but stab him.

The fat man said twice: "This black girl is also blind, don't let the handsome guy go, go back to the village and have to do something." ”

"Come home and look for my big hound, I used to look at them. Wang Sanpao was a little indignant, complaining that the big hound should not be the third to intervene.

The fat man's eyes rolled, and he had an opinion: "That's right, howl and fight with them, and see that one dares to come forward." ”

Wang Sanpao was ruthless: "Cheng, as long as you don't bite my big hunting dog." ”

The two of them ran until Wang Sanpao's house, only to see that the black girl had already jumped into the house with a cane, and several male dogs were jumping in there, all as if they had taken an aphrodisiac.

Wang Sanpao simply opened the door, only to see that the courtyard was already noisy with dogs, and the big hunting dog had begun to defend his love with his teeth.

Those male dogs are not its "counterparts", but they are also reluctant to give up, and do not walk in the distance, the big hound whines in a low voice, circles around the black girl, and keeps cutting a few times on the ground with its paws, which looks majestic.

"I'm going to tie this guy up. "If it was in previous years, Wang Sanpao would definitely be happy to have a straight beard and boast of his great hunting dog. However, this year he has other plans, so

Break up a loving couple.

"Third uncle, tell them to solve it on their own. "After all, the fat man knows a little bit of biological laws, so he stopped the king of the impatient land. Then he roared at the howl: "Above, prove with your actions that you are the strongest!"

Although the fat man's words are more incendiary, Howl is obviously not interested in black girls, and he has no idea of returning the at all.

The fat man suddenly realized: this problem is actually a two-way choice, and the black girl has to find a suitable partner, provided that the howl must have this meaning.

Now it is obvious that wolves and dogs do not have a common language at all, so there is no sexual interest.

The fat man scratched ~ the bag, and pondered it again: Although the twisted sweet potato is not sweet, this thing can only succeed, not fail.

So he shouted: "Third uncle, tell your big hound to strike." "Since Howling disdains to fight, he can only hope that the Great Hound will provoke a war.

Wang Sanpao was hit by a "pounce", the big hound was originally looking at the howl was not pleasing to the eye, but to protect the black girl, so he did not make a big move, and now he got the master's order, and suddenly the dog took advantage of the human situation, roared in his mouth, and rushed towards the howl like a whirlwind.

The hunting dogs and the stupid dogs of the family are no, they are still bloody, and they dare to fight with beasts.

Naturally, the howl would not be frightened, only to see it open its big mouth and bite straight at the neck of the hound. Wang Sanpao was shocked: "Good boy, as soon as you come up, you will die!"

The big hound is not in vain: after a long time on the battlefield, the body shrinks, and then bites back to the howling paws. In the blink of an eye, a wolf and a dog twisted into a ball, tumbling up and down, dusty, and extremely miserable.

As the saying goes, when two tigers fight, there must be an injury, and if you are injured, the fat man's flesh hurts; if you hurt the big hunting dog, Wang Sanpao is distressed.

The male dogs around did not disperse, and one of them didn't know if he was cowardly, or he couldn't see his eyebrows and eyes wagging his tail towards the black girl.

"Woo-" the big hound roared and pounced. The cheap male dog screamed, grabbed one hind leg, and fled in embarrassment.

In the process, Howl shook the long hair on his body, withdrew from the warband, and slipped out of the gate, as if he did not want to engage in this senseless battle again.

"The big hound is injured!" Wang Sanpao exclaimed, only to see the bloodline on the hound's ears ticking down, and a gap appeared in the middle, and the entire ear was originally divided into two pieces.

It seems that people howl just to move their muscles and bones, and they don't work hard at all, and the big hound also knows it, so he found the male dog to be angry, in fact, the victory and defeat of the two sides have been divided.

Wang Sanpao took care of the ears of the big hound, and then said angrily: "Isn't this a loss for my wife and a soldier, I can't swallow this breath if I say anything." ”

The fat man hehehe However, looking at the posture of the black girl and the howl, it is still eye-to-eye, he and Wang Sanpao are hot with shaved heads, and it is really difficult to pull Lang to match.

"Third uncle, now I can only use my last trick. The fat man's eyes flashed fiercely and said viciously.

"What's the move?" Wang Sanpao hurriedly asked.

"Make a warehouse alone, lock them in it, and feed them a little every day, I don't believe it, **, and they won't burst into sparks!" said the fat man with a wicked smile.

Wang Sanpao couldn't help but hehe a few times: "You kid really has a lot of bad moves." ”

So, the fat man led the howl, and Wang Sanpao led the black girl and went to the production team together, where there was an empty house. Behind them, there were a few big stupid dogs who didn't give up in the distance.

"What are you doing, what are you supposed to do? The fat man looked back and yelled.

When I arrived at the production team, I sent a wolf and a dog into the "cave room", and the fat man clapped his hands and thought in his heart: To this one, it can be regarded as doing our best, and we have not yet mastered high-tech means such as artificial insemination.

On the third day, the fat man was shoveling chicken manure with the old revolutionary in the chicken farm, and he saw Wang Sanpao rushing over: "Fatty, it's matched!" In the past few days, as long as he has time, he will go to the production team to take a look.

The fat man hurriedly handed over the shovel in his hand to the bigfoot sister-in-law, and then galloped away with Wang Sanpao. When I arrived at the production team, I looked in through the window, and the two looked at each other and smiled together, and struck lightly with their palms.

"Ahem-third uncle, let's go, don't look at this matter, how unparticular it is. The fat man was in a good mood and couldn't help but talk nonsense in his mouth.

Wang Sanpao nodded happily: "It's okay this time, let's just wait to hug the puppies." ”

"You can't call it a dog, you should call it a wolf dog, and I have to have one anyway. For the offspring born by this wolf dog, the fat man thinks it is most appropriate to call it a wolf dog.

"Brother Wu also booked one, the black girl belongs to my family, and I also need one. Wang Sanpao said confidently.

"Then the howl is still me. "The fat man won't give an inch.

"Anyway, the wolf dog cub came out of the belly of my black girl, and it has to belong to me!" Wang Sanpao and the fat man faced each other, just like a rooster fight, shouting loudly in their mouths.

"If you don't have our howl, your black girl will be able to give birth to herself, so it must belong to me. ”

The two of them were arguing, and Captain Li came over from the front: "It's quite big, and the two of them are still fighting like children, so they can just get half of each person." ”