Chapter 7 Isn't That Funny?

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Huang Chuyu was still looking at Weibo and laughing stupidly until noon.

Since he earned 5,000 from the live broadcast yesterday, Huang Chuyu felt that he didn't need to eat takeout, so he deliberately chose a restaurant that looked pretty good.

Unexpectedly, this product has been looking at the mobile phone and laughing from 10 o'clock in the morning to more than 11 o'clock now, and the waiter and guest next to him are also pointing at this product, and they are still laughing from time to time.

Maybe it was because of the changes around him, Huang Chuyu watched his fans wipe the saliva from the corners of his mouth, reluctantly turned off his mobile phone, and hurriedly paid the bill and left.

After sending the publisher's contract at noon, it was afternoon in the blink of an eye.

During this period, Huang Chuyu found 12138 to buy a divine comedy.

At 3 o'clock, the broadcast started, and the number of people rose little by little, and it rose to more than 2,000 in a few minutes, and there were more than 7,000 people and more than 3,000 people when it started broadcasting yesterday.

"Hello everyone, welcome to Huang Chuyu's live broadcast room"

"Yesterday, Huang Da was on the hot search, alas, 6666"

Looking at the full screen of 666, Huang Chuyu smiled and said, "Thank you for your support, I didn't know about it myself last night, so I want to thank the Queen." As soon as the words fell, a large banner appeared on the screen.

This queen is the cutest gift to the anchor plane X18

“6666”

“6666”

"Thank you for the plane sent by the Queen, don't send it in the future, it's enough for you to support me mentally, don't waste money so much."

"Okay, without further ado, let's stop singing for now, and tell you something that happened to me a few days ago."

"Two days ago, a friend invited me to dinner, and when I passed through a private room, I heard two men in suits and leather shoes ordering food with the waiter, good guys, pick a good order, two people ordered one or twenty dishes. The waiter's little sister kindly reminded her, "If you have ordered so much, can you finish eating?" But the two of them were not happy and yelled at the little sister: What do you care about so much, we have money, we want to order as much as we want, and order as much as we want. ”

"You all know my character, I'm a little grumpy, rush over and say what do you want to do?

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“6666”

"Light the gas canister, hahaha"

"Later, I found out when I inquired about it, and it turned out that these two people were eating public money. Huang Chuyu said viciously, "They will have to be arrested sooner or later."

"Yes, this kind of national scum must be arrested."

Huang Chuyu drank some water after speaking, and saw that the number of people had reached more than 9,000, and it was almost 10,000. Then he pretended to be very serious and said.

"Well, we don't care about the scum of these countries, but what I'm going to talk about next is about the outrageous things around us."

The tourists below looked at Huang Chuyu's seriousness for no reason, and they couldn't help but listen carefully, for fear of missing every sentence.

Huang Chuyu looked at the tourists below and there were not many people typing, and knew that the effect he wanted was almost the same. So he said:

"Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Why are condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked? Why are the underwear of the girls' dormitory frequently stolen? Who is responsible for the serial case of forcibly destroying sows? Is it a human being or a ghost when the old nun's door is knocked on every night? Behind the accidental death of hundreds of little, there are hidden secrets that no one knows? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it the outburst of sex or the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Stay tuned to CCAV8's annual masterpiece "The Road of No Return for Beasts" at 23:59 tonight? Let's follow the reporter's lens into the inner world of the beast. ”

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The air seemed to freeze.

After about 10 seconds, the screen below exploded.

“6666”

"I'll go, I thought you were talking about something serious, hahaha"

"Talent, anchor, from now on to fans"

"6666, the anchor is coming again. ”

I gave the anchor 8 planes.

Little Bear gave the anchor 66 lollipops.

Looking at the screen with most of the words 666 and hahaha, Huang Chuyu said with a serious face, "Everyone, be serious, okay, is this funny?

Immediately, he couldn't tie it up, and said with a smile, "Okay, let's make a joke for everyone",

Seeing that the number of people has reached 20,000, Huang Chuyu said, "Next, I will give you a song of my own original, I hope you like it"

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To be continued....