Chapter 1479: Killing the Python
Suddenly, there was a bang, and the big python didn't even have time to hiss, so it was smashed by Ye Qiu's spiral pill.
Blood and rotten flesh were scattered everywhere, Wen time was sprinkled all over the ground, and even Ye Qiu's body was also stained red with blood.
The flesh and blood that was broken all over the ground looked extremely disgusting, making Ye Qiu couldn't help but gag.
Ye Fan watched the snake's head being smashed by Ye Qiu, and suddenly couldn't help but turn blue, and vomited.
Look at its big python again, headless and tailless, still twisting on the ground, but it didn't take long for the big python to die directly.
Ye Fan was still vomiting, Ye Qiu was also blue, this snake was dead, but he didn't expect it to be like this.
It is estimated that the two will not be able to eat for several days.
"Do you want to bring this thing back? Ye Fan pointed to the snake tail and snake body and said, and then vomited again.
"Are you eating?" Ye Qiu glared at Ye Fan, seeing that it was so disgusting, he dared to take it back, I will go, it is really enough for a bull fork.
"No, what if the people in the village want it?" Although Ye Fan had vomited so much, he could barely hold up this disgusting broken snake meat.
"Who wants? Do you want it? If you want it, I'll take it back, and you'll eat alone tonight." Ye Qiu said.
When this snake saw it, its whole body was cold and numb, and it still eats?
Although some people do like to eat snake meat, Ye Qiu really has no interest in these things, because it is so disgusting that he can't stand it when he sees it.
"Okay, then just throw it here?" Ye Fan was also drunk, such a huge body of this snake was broken in two by them at the moment, and there were broken flesh and blood everywhere, and if it was thrown here, I don't know how long it would take to digest it.
And maybe it stinks, and when the wind blows, a stench spreads throughout the village, and that's really bad.
"Dig a pit and bury it, you go get a shovel. Ye Qiu said, let Ye Fan go to the shovel.
"Why don't you go?" Ye Fan was suddenly unhappy.
"I'm sick. Ye Qiu counterattacked Ye Fan with an extremely legitimate reason, but Ye Fan could only go to get the shovel, but he muttered in his mouth: "Still sick, I didn't know how hard I ran when I fought the python just now, it was even more powerful than eating viagra." ”
Ye Qiu's face was depressed, why did this guy look like this every time he spoke, he had never seen him pass by.
Afterwards, Ye Fan went down the mountain to the village to get a shovel, and Ye Qiu was blowing the wind on it.
Because the python is so huge, even if it is dead, humans are a little afraid to see it.
The smell of blood was still wafting in the air, Ye Qiu was some distance away from the giant python, and then quietly waited for Ye Fan's arrival.
In about ten minutes, Ye Fan came up, and there were many village names.
These fellows knew that even if they came up with a shovel, they would be digging a pit and burying it alone, so he shouted loudly in the village: "Caught thief, caught thief." ”
Then the villagers all ran out one after another, and asked suspiciously, "Where is it?"
Ye Fan replied directly: "On the mountain, there is a big python, which has been killed by me and Ye Qiu, I came down to inform you to go up the mountain to have a look, and at the same time bring a few shovels to bury the big snake." ”
"How big?" the villagers asked.
"A waist the size of a bucket. Ye Fan said exaggeratedly, but in fact, the huge python was indeed that big.
When everyone heard this, they were immediately surprised, the bucket is so big and thick, how huge is this?
So many villagers followed Ye Fan one after another, Sakurako originally wanted to come, but Ye Fan was afraid that he would be so frightened that he couldn't eat when he saw that scene, so he spent a lot of time leaving Sakurako in the village.
"Tsuchikage-sama, where's the python?"
The villagers looked at Ye Qiu leaning against a big tree and asked suspiciously.
"Over there. Ye Qiu pointed to one place, and everyone looked in the direction that Ye Qiu was pointing, and suddenly their faces changed greatly, and then they vomited.
"Why is it so big?"
"This beast stole my chicken, and I'm going to kill him. ”
Saying that, the villager took a hoe and dug it directly, and the picture that was already extremely disgusting was disgusting again, and those villagers hurriedly shouted loudly:
"It's been dug up, and I won't be able to eat tonight if I dig it again. ”
"Stop, I can't take it anymore. ”
Ye Qiu and Ye Fan didn't go to see it, because they had already vomited once before, and it was extremely uncomfortable, and they didn't want to vomit a second time.
"Tsuchikage-sama, what do you do now?" the villagers asked, now that the murderer had been caught and killed, the matter was settled.
"You dig a big hole and bury it, remember to fill it in and be careful. Ye Qiu said: "By the way, the chicken was still there just now, whoever it belonged to hurry up and catch it." ”
After speaking, Ye Qiu explained some more things, and then went down the mountain with Ye Fan, both of them were iron-blue, and they couldn't vomit, and they couldn't even look at the huge python anymore.
"Strange, why didn't these people think about eating it?" Ye Fan said with a puzzled expression, he thought that those villagers would want to stew it and eat it when they looked at it?
Then it turned out that the villagers vomited one by one, and they were extremely disgusted by the giant python.
"Only a heavy taste like you can eat it, why don't I let them stop burying it and leave it for you to be a dish?" Ye Qiu glanced at Ye Fan and said.
"No, I don't want to eat it, even if I eat it, I feel weird. Ye Fan begged for mercy and said, snake meat, people who don't have a little guts really can't eat it.
The two returned to the village, and many villagers were inquiring about the situation, and then Ye Qiu said to everyone: "Don't worry, everyone, the thief who stole the chicken has been dealt with, and everyone can rest assured in the future." ”
"Oh......"
"Tsuchikage-sama is mighty, long live Tsuchikage-sama. ”
The name of the village immediately cheered, Ye Qiu smiled, for the first time, he felt that as an earth shadow, serving the whole village, it was actually very good.
Perhaps, if he really doesn't have anything to do, he can stay in the village of Tsuchirasa and be a Tokage.
Back in the village, Ye Qiu was invited by the names of the major villages to go to his house for dinner, and some people who had daughters in the family still wanted to marry their daughters to Ye Qiu, but Ye Qiu politely refused.
He and Sakurako are already that, if they accept another woman, not to mention what Sakurako will do to him, even he himself can't accept his own kind of beastly behavior.
"How's it going?, have things been taken care of?" Sakurako asked when she saw that Ye Qiu and Ye Fan were coming.
"It's all right, it's just a snake. Ye Qiu smiled at Sakurako, indicating that he was not injured.
"I heard Ye Fan say that the snake is the size of a bucket, is there really such a big snake?" Sakura asked, looking at Ye Qiu.
"Well, it's that big, but it's dead. Ye Qiu nodded.
"Huh?"
"It's a pity, I should have known that I should have gone to see it, it's all Ye Fan who said that the scene is extremely disgusting, and he can't eat after watching the meal, if you eat the meal today, I will beat you to death." ”
Sakura looked at Ye Fan with a complaining expression, obviously having a big opinion of Ye Qiu.
"No, that scene is really disgusting, Ye Qiu and I both vomited, I don't believe you asked Ye Qiu. "Ye Fan looked innocent, it's none of my business, I'm telling the truth.
"No, it was just killed, and no blood was shed, and then it was buried. Ye Qiu pretended not to know, and suddenly Ye Fan had a feeling of hitting the wall and dying.
Ye Qiu laughed in his heart, let your kid play me before, now I know it's wrong.
"Okay, you two are wearing a pair of pants now, I can't afford to mess with you, can't I still hide? After speaking, Ye Fan entered the house extremely depressed.
Ye Qiu laughed: "Haha, finally revenge." ”
"I laughed and ate. Sakurako twisted Ye Qiu's arm and turned around and walked towards the house.
As soon as he entered the house, he saw Ye Fan looking at a table of good wine and food with a greedy face, completely forgetting the scene when he killed the python.
"Didn't you say you couldn't eat it?" Sakura said embarrassedly when she saw Ye Fan's extremely appetizing face.
"Hehe, Sister Sakura's cooking, it must be eaten, who dares to say that you can't eat it?
Ye Fan said with a smile, and asked Ye Qiu to cooperate with him, did Ye Qiu dare to say that he couldn't eat it?
Ye Qiu scolded this guy in his heart for being cunning and cunning, and said, "I can eat it, but what does it have to do with you?"
"I'll go, how can you say that?, are you two okay, I'm going to go out?" Ye Fan looked at Ye Qiu with an aggrieved face, and continued: "Alas, that's it, since the two of you don't keep me, then I'm embarrassed to stay here and disturb you anymore, I'll go." ”
Saying that, Ye Fan got up and walked towards the door, he was waiting for Ye Qiu and Sakura to keep him, but when he looked back, he looked back, how could these two people not react at all, and they ate deliciously.
"Ahem......"
"It's probably going to rain today, so I'd better leave tomorrow. Saying that, Ye Fan retreated.
"Ahem......"
"I'm a little hungry too, and since you're all eating, I'll make do with your meal. ”
Ye Fan pretended to be presentable, but Ye Qiu and Sakura didn't like him at all.
"Ahem......"
"Then I'm welcome, you're all welcome, eat and eat ......"
"Shameless ......"
The two scolded in unison, then glanced at each other, shouting in their hearts that there was a tacit understanding, and there was a good understanding in their hearts.
Ye Fan is depressed, this Nima can't do it, it seems that he has to find a female ticket, otherwise he won't be able to live this day in the future, the cliff has been bullied by Ye Qiu and Sakura.
Ye Fan knows that once a couple joins forces, then the bachelor will only die, and there will be no scum left.
So he had to find a female ticket as soon as possible before he could fight Ye Qiu.