Many Lakers fans have already started talking about their Finals opponents, and more fans want to run into the Detroit Pistons, and they want the Black Mamba to complete an epic revenge. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The super luxurious LA Galaxy battleship F4 fell apart because of the sniping of the Pistons Five Tigers, and a large part of the Sharks' eastward journey was because they no longer won the championship.

Last season, the Sharks lifted the O'Brien Cup in Miami and even released a rap album featuring a satirical black mamba on the back of a crowd of East Coast rappers. Fans are hoping that the Black Mamba will pay homage to the past.

"After all, we have Little Tiger on our team, and he's the most talented musician in America today. ”

They firmly believe that Little Tiger can write more popular melodies and lyrics, after all, he has dominated the music charts for a long time, and even Madonna and Beyoncé have openly invited him to sing on TV shows!

Of course, there are also some fans who feel that such a discussion is nonsense: "Come on, Little Tiger is a musician, he is not a rapper, so he won't do such boring things." ”

But in reality, the little tiger encountered something even more boring.

Blake's mother found his house, and she decided to talk openly and honestly to Little Tiger.

"Kid, Lively did cheat on you. But no one can deny that she loves you because she wants to enter into marriage with you too much...... That's why such a stupid thing was done. Blake's mother said sincerely, "You should give her a chance." She's staying at home all day, she's constantly pushing off her job, and she's losing her smile. ”

Little Tiger was surprised by Blake's mother's visit.

He didn't expect this 'white supremacy' woman to be so 'bent and handed'.

"Actually, Blake should have forgotten about me. You're right, I'm not a man worth entrusting my life. Little Tiger said sincerely.

In his heart, he thought that his relationship between men and women was too complicated.

However, Mrs. Black clearly misunderstood.

She immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, I apologize to you for my previous remarks. But now I'm very sincere in my hope that you can get back together with Blay Lively, you know... We've even carefully planned an island wedding for this. ”

Mrs. Black was also very sincere.

So, the little tiger fell into this boring topic.

At this time, Lin Wanwan appeared at the right time, and she came over with the folder, because of Zhou Zheng's recent strong performance in the playoffs, she talked about a few very tempting cooperations.

"Actually, I already have a wife. The little tiger pointed to the sudden appearance of Lin Wanwan and said to Mrs. Black, "We have registered to be married. ”

"What?" said Mrs. Black, astonished.

And the little tiger quickly got out and gave an order to the stunned Lin Wanwan: "I'll leave it to you." ”

With that, he walked into his room.

Lin Wanwan is a career-oriented strong woman, and he is not sure if she can handle this complicated and weird relationship between children and daughters, but he is sure that he can't handle it...... According to the previous law, it is right to leave the things that you can't do by yourself to Wanwan.

Half an hour later, Lin Wanwan walked into the little tiger's room.

Her face was a little red, and her heaving chest was a sign that she had just experienced a very intense emotional agitation...... It's not at all like her usual calm style.

"How did you get her?" said Little Tiger in surprise.

"My neighbor aunt, who used to live next door to me, was the strongest king of the whole street. Lin Wanwan replied: "I have also been edified. ”

"So......" Little Tiger raised an eyebrow, he was curious.

"Haven't you seen a rural woman sprinkled?" Lin Wanwan asked rhetorically;

The little tiger was speechless.

He just couldn't imagine Lin Wanwan's demeanor when he scolded the street.

He regretted not being able to watch the game in person.

"Recently, I've secured a few contracts for you, and there are ......"

Before Lin Wanwan's words were finished, the little tiger had already finished signing.

"Aren't you worried that I'll sell you?" Lin Wanwan said in surprise, "Haven't you heard the story of Tyson and his agent?"

"Nope. The little tiger shook his head and said with a smile: "If you have to sell me, who else can I trust in this world?"

The little tiger stood up, he didn't notice how lethal his words were to Lin Wanwan.

"I'm going to Kobe's house, and God knows if Mrs. Black will come a second time. During this time, I have to focus all my energy on the game. ”

With that, he hurried out the door.

Lin Wanwan was stunned in place, and the red on her face became thicker and thicker.

Vanessa was obviously a little unwelcoming of the arrival of the little tiger, she felt that Kobe Bryant's mind was less and less on hers, and this little tiger seemed to steal the heart of the black mamba.

"They've been so bad lately. Vanessa said to Scarlett Johansson aggrievedly: "They have even slept on the same card******** I feel like an abandoned original partner." ”

Scarlett Johansson has been staying in Los Angeles since the film was completed in April, and she has not stopped her work without appearing in public.

She has been active in her networking, and now she has finally broken into the inner circle of Mrs. Stamps.

At present, there is only one person in this inner circle, and that is Vanessa.

"I'm a little desperate. ”

The little tiger sat panting in Kobe's indoor basketball arena, and the black mamba was also sweating.

"Scarlett's eyes are terrible. It's like she's going to eat you alive. Kobe Bryant asked strangely: "Half a month ago, you were still consulting whether to marry Blake Cleverly, how did it become Mrs. Blake to come to sue for peace?"

"Lively is not pregnant. Little Tiger confessed: "She deceived me. ”

"So, Scarlett is on top?" "The Black Mamba is a simple creature who believes that love is a zero-sum game, with only one option or the other.

"Not really. Little Tiger shook his head and said distressedly: "My relationship with Scarlett is a bit complicated. ”

The Black Mamba took out his phone and flipped out a piece of news: "So what's going on with Megan Fox?"

The news is from yesterday evening.

Fox finally broke the Tiger Girl's silence clause when asked what she thought of Eva Longoria's frequent displays of affection: "She's forming an alliance with some scheming person, and they're teaming up to make news." ”

Meghan Fox's attack was directed at Scarlett Johansson, a circle in Hollywood where it was easy for anyone in the middle to know what Scarlett Johansson had said to Eva Longoria.

And Eva has never been a tight-mouthed woman, and everyone knows that she is firing up her wedding in a European castle.

"I don't think of the arena as a show, and no woman who truly loves her man throws a devil's kiss at a critical moment. ”

By the way, Megan Fox also satirized Eva's flying kiss.

When asked if he would go to Stamps to cheer on the Tigers, Fox responded, "Why not?"

When Little Tiger saw the news on his mobile phone, his intuition told him: Oh no, the tacit understanding that was hard to maintain has been broken.

……

Really.

"Squeak. ”

At the dining table at Kobe Bryant's house, Scarlett Johansson squinted her eyes and threw a silky wink at the little tiger.

This scene escaped the eyes of the Black Mamba.

But it made Natalia, who was sitting on the lap of the little tiger, a sign.

"Tiger, what do you mean to squeak?" asked Natalia in a milky voice, and at the same time threw a wink at the black mamba, "Dad, why do women always like to pick their eyes at men like this? ”

Forehead.......

The whole table stopped, and everyone was extremely embarrassed.

"Uh... It's a sign of respect. Vanessa finally held back a reason: "Mom respects Dad, and Aunt Scarlett respects Uncle Tiger." ”

"Oh!"

Natalia suddenly realized, she quickly turned her head away, and kept flattering Mr. Tiger: "Uncle Tiger, I also respect you." ”

"Hey......" Vanessa was too late to stop.

Black Mamba's 'Death's Glare' has quickly locked onto Tiger Cub, who warns him to stay away from his daughter in the future. He didn't want his daughter to be entangled with a playboy.

"Natalia, you can't respect Uncle Tiger so much. He... Not worthy of your respect. Vanessa is also worried that her daughter will fall into the clutches of the little tiger.

But, obviously, this sentence did not work at all.

Natalia's head tilted: "WHY?"

"I'm going to marry a man like Uncle Tiger in the future. ”

Natalia's flag made the Kobes nervous, and the meal was unprecedentedly shivering.

That night, Little Tiger finally reluctantly left Kobe Manor under the joint pressure of Vanessa and Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett is simply a devil, she has been restless since she got into the little tiger's car, and she constantly teases the little tiger's demonic fire.

Little Tiger is also a mortal after all, and he also has a temper.

When his little brother was constantly kneaded and provoked. He rolled over and crushed Scarlett underneath him.

All of a squeak, squeak, squeak!

Scarlett Johansson tasted like mud, and it haunted her.

But Little Tiger didn't let her go so easily.

"You have to bear the fire you provoked. ”

So, in one night, the little tiger her seven times.

She didn't even wear pants.

It's always hurting and happy.

In the early morning, when the little tiger left the room in good spirits, Scarlett Johansson no longer had the strength to get up, she didn't even have the strength to lift her lips.

"Some men really aren't able to possess it alone. ”

Scarlett Johansson was so angry that she had a deep understanding of a truth: "People have to learn to share!!"

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