Chapter 3: O Stupid Human!
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Breaking the Metaverse is a place where shemales and monks coexist, ordinary people and demons can cultivate immortals, and then cross the tribulation and ascend to the immortal world. [Full text reading.] And the devil is everyone's only enemy.
Fortunately, the demons have been sealed, otherwise there would have been frequent battles like hundreds of years ago.
"I think it's good to be a demon!" Momozen was the only one who felt that this family business was suitable.
Because she's a demon, a peach tree demon.
"Senior sister, the problem is that if you look at the appearance of that tanuki, you can't tell what a good demon is except for being fat, maybe you can't even transform into a shape. ”
"Even if it's an animal, the little junior brother said that he wants to marry, what can you do?" she flicked her sleeves, "Okay, it's useless for us to be in a hurry, let's wait for that tanuki to wake up!"
Ying Qingcang guards his fat civet cat every day, and thinks that cultivating immortals is still quite beneficial, at least there is no need to eat, no need to sleep, no hunger or tiredness, just meditate and breathe air.
"Why aren't you awake?" this sentence Ying Qingcang has to ask every day, this day he was combing the fat civet cat, when he saw the round body suddenly move.
"Ah Qing!?" Ying Qingcang looked nervously at the hair ball in his hand.
The tanuki moved, popping out its ears, and then opened its two small round eyes.
"Squeak!" she saw Ying Qingcang, and then her hair stood on end, and she jumped up and shrunk into the corner and bared her teeth at him.
Ying Qingcang didn't dare to move, his heart was twitched by the tanuki's eyes, how could his Xin Qing look at himself with such indifferent and defensive eyes......
"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. Ying Qingcang took two steps back and sat down, "You forgot? I saved you." ”
For now, she can only let down her guard and accept herself, and then slowly recover her memory.
"Squeak, squeak!" the tanuki yelled at him.
Ying Qingcang frowned, pinched the magic technique, and a light shot at the tanuki's head.
"Squeak!" the tanuki seemed angry and began to bark again, "Squeak...... Bold, you dare to do this to the tanuki ancestor!"
The cry suddenly turned into a human voice, and the tanuki was not surprised, but Ying Qingcang frowned again: "Why didn't you transform into a shape?"
What he had just punched in was his true qi, which was enough to transform a little demon.
"Ancestor likes this, you can't control it!" Seeing that this human could understand his words, the tanuki touched his body again and felt very comfortable, so he lay down and looked at Ying Qingcang.
"Stupid human, where is this?"
Ying Qingcang: "......"
"Sumeru Sect. He said in a complicated tone, "You really don't remember me?"
The fat tanuki shook its tail: "You're a monk?"
"Yes......"
"Then why can't I see your realm?"
She suddenly stretched out her paws angrily: "Are you trying to deceive the ancestor? You stupid human being, you also robbed my river mussel!"
"I won't forgive you, even if you pay me ten mussels, I won't forgive you!"
Ying Qingcang rubbed his eyebrows: "You want river mussels for cultivation, I drank the Nine Reincarnation Muscle Dew, which is a top of hundreds of river mussels." ”
Not just hundreds......
The fat tanuki suddenly quieted down, probably checking her own situation, and after a while, she nodded with satisfaction: "Then forget it, the ancestor forgives you." ”
"Why don't you transform into shape?" Ying Qingcang couldn't help but ask again.
Although she was a little girl after her transformation, it was when Xin Qing was a child! Ying Qingcang remembered that in his previous life, he often flipped through Xin Qing's photo albums, and every time he saw her photos when she was a child, he felt very cute.
So after the fat tanuki transformed that day, he was sure at a glance that this was her wife...... When I was a child. Not to mention that the feeling in his heart also told him!
"Call me Ancestor!" the fat tanuki waved its fat paws, and its furry fur had no deterrent power at all.
Ying Qingcang resisted the urge to rub it and asked, "What kind of ancestor are you?"
"Of course it's the tanuki ancestor, don't you know the tanuki?" the fat tanuki twisted his tail proudly, "Besides the tanuki, who will have two colors of tails in a circle!"
"You're a little doll in your shapeshift. Ying Qingcang reminded her.
"That's the Ancestor, too!" the fat tanuki clawed at the sheet.
It is estimated that I originally wanted to cut off a few to scare stupid mortals, but it turned out to be too comfortable, and I didn't remove the claws, and I rubbed them on them.
"You transform and see, you have drunk the Nine Reincarnation Muscle Lotion, you should grow up a little. Ying Qingcang wished that this tanuki would soon grow into a teenager, and that was what he looked like when he met Xin Qing.
When the fat tanuki heard that he was growing up, he couldn't care about any stupid humans, and he muttered something in his mouth, and then crossed his body with a green light.
Ying Qingcang stood up excitedly, but the green light faded, and there was still a fat civet cat on it.
"Squeak!" The tanuki's tail stood up, and he forgot to speak, "Why can't this ancestor be transformed??"
Ying Qingcang finally determined that something was wrong with her, she didn't transform just now, and now she can't transform herself......
"Don't move, I'll see!" he reached out to touch the fat tanuki's head.
But he was slapped away by a claw: "Bold! Stupid humans are not allowed to touch the ancestor." ”
Ying Qingcang looked at the few blood marks on the back of his hand, and his eyes were full of sadness.
“…… You...... What are you crying for?" the fat tanuki twisted, not feeling that he was wrong, "Sure enough, it's a stupid human, and the ancestor didn't cry when he vomited blood when he was beaten." ”
She's a tanuki now, and she doesn't know herself now...... Ying Qingcang comforted himself for a long time before adjusting his mood and patiently said to the fat civet cat.
"Can't you transform yourself? I'll show you. ”
The fat civet cat is particularly ignorant of good people's hearts, and looks at Ying Qingcang with vigilant eyes: "Don't you want to take the opportunity to pull my tail, otherwise I will scratch you to death!"
It took Ying Qingcang an hour to convince the tanuki that he promised not to pull her tail, which made the fat tanuki reluctantly stick her head over.
"Just touch it!" He was also warned in his mouth, "The ancestor's head is not something that a stupid mortal can touch. ”
"Okay, just a moment. Ying Qingcang told himself that this was his Xin Qing, not a fat civet cat, and he couldn't strangle it......
However, after checking for a long time, I didn't find any problems, but the fat civet cat just couldn't transform into shape.
"It's all your fault!" the fat tanuki was furious when he knew he couldn't transform into a shape, "It's all your fault for robbing my shell!"
It was as if it had forgotten about the Nine Reincarnation Muscle Dew......
"I'll make it up!" Ying Qingcang thought of something in an instant, "You stay, there are many immortal herbs and elixirs in the Sumeru Sect, and they can always find a way to transform you." ”
He didn't feel that those immortal grass elixirs were all treasures of the sect, and he could take the life of the senior brother in charge of the sect by taking any of them.
"What's your name, stupid human!" the fat tanuki thought it would be nice to have a subordinate in this situation, although he didn't look very powerful, and he was ugly...... But that's going to be it.
Fortunately, Ying Qingcang didn't know that the tanuki disliked him for being ugly, and smiled: "My name is Ying Qingcang, what about you?"
"Bold!" the tanuki tilted its little head, "did you ask for the master's name?"
Ying Qingcang felt a little powerless, it seemed that he couldn't treat this little guy as Xin Qing for the time being, at least in his memory, Xin Qing was not such a bear......
"If you call your master, are you responsible for the food, clothing and daily life of the two of us, and are you responsible for earning spirit stones?" Ying Qingcang decided to shamelessly coax this tanuki, because she looked like she had never seen the world.
The fat tanuki didn't know that he was despised, so he stretched out his paw and scolded him: "These are all things that a servant should do, don't let the ancestor worry about being a good servant!"
"But it's inconvenient for the Sumeru Sect to call the master here, how about we call each other by their names?"
The fat tanuki scratched its furry face and suddenly asked, "Are your bearded sects very big and powerful?"
“…… It's the Sumeru sect. Ying Qingcang corrected her, "It's big, it's powerful." ”
"Alright then!" the fat tanuki changed his position and lay down, "Then I'll allow you, the servant, to call me Xiaoqing'er." ”
Ying Qing's eyes lit up: "Your name is Xiao Qing'er?"
"The ancestor's name was given by my mother, what is your opinion?"
"No, that's good!" Ying Qingcang said immediately, "Then I'll call you Xiaoqing'er." ”
The fat tanuki kicked his legs: "You have to serve me well, or you will lose your master!"
"I see. Ying Qingcang said helplessly and funny, "Then do you want to eat?"
"Of course!" the fat tanuki grunted and sat up, but because he was too fat to have a bad balance, he rolled around twice and rolled to the side.
Ying Qingcang hurriedly reached out to catch her, originally thinking that she was going to blow up again, but the fat tanuki shook her head and jumped directly on his shoulder.
"Let's go, servant, take the Ancestor to visit this Beard Sect!"
As a result, the disciples of the Sumeru Sect, who had not seen each other in a hundred years, shook around the Nine Peaks and Twelve Mountains, with a fat civet cat on his shoulder.
"Oh, is that Uncle Win?
"That's right, I heard that the pavilion master of the Ethereal Pavilion is still waiting for our uncle!"
"Is it his spirit beast on Uncle Shi's shoulder? Why does it look like a tanuki, and it's still so fat......
"I guess so, but it's definitely not a tanuki!"
"That's it, Uncle Xiao's spirit beast may be a divine beast! It is estimated that it looks like a tanuki, how can there be such a fat tanuki!"
So, for a while, there was a great and handsome little uncle who had a divine beast that looked like a raccoon cat, and I heard that this divine beast turned his hands into clouds and covered his hands for rain, and the mountain collapsed with a flick of his tail......
Such and such legends.
"That fat civet cat is really a divine beast??" The senior brother in charge naturally heard the legend, and hurriedly sent a message to call Momozen.
Peach glanced at him: "What does Senior Brother think?"
"I don't look like ......," he shook his head, "how can there be such a fat beast." ”
"It's just an ordinary tanuki demon, or a little demon who can just transform into a shape. Momozen waved his hand, "Don't follow those juniors to talk nonsense, have this time to do something serious." ”
Du Ruo's beard curled: "This is also the right thing, that is the future Taoist companion of the junior brother, although he is a fat civet cat, but he ......"
"You're fat, your whole family is fat!"
An angry roar entered the main hall.