Chapter 82: Pity my innocent body
The moon was bright and the stars were scarce, everyone was ready to rest, Xiucai made a pot of wine and climbed onto the roof alone.
It didn't take long for this guy to get drunk, and Chu Nan could clearly hear him playing drunk on the second floor: "... If you have the ability, hey, if you have the ability, don't come back, hey, if you have the ability, don't come back......"
Fortunately, there are no tenants in the inn, otherwise people would have to complain, but even so, a few people in the inn and the neighbors have to rest.
So Chu Nan quietly went to the top of the building.
"Xiucai, it's almost done, hurry up and go back to rest."
"Chu Nan?" Xiucai opened his hazy eyes, then smirked and hugged him, "Isn't this my brother?" Listen, this is my brother! ”
Chu Nan didn't have a habit of breaking his sleeves, so he quickly pulled Xiucai away, "Don't make trouble, Xiao Guo Zhen hasn't come back, and the shopkeeper's head will cover you." ”
"Blindfold me? No way! Xiucai shook his head like a rattle, he was already drunk, and if he shook his head like this, he was about to fall directly.
"Xiucai, you've drunk too much, or go back to the house......"
"Who's drinking too much...... Who drank too much? Xiucai glared at Chu Nan in a daze, "I just drank a pot, I want to ..... back then."
"Let's go back to the house and rest."
Lu Xiucai directly broke away from Chu Nan, "Don't go!" It's hard to indulge once, am I easy? Then he stumbled and fell straight onto the roof. Maybe it was the alcohol that paralyzed the nerves, but this kid didn't cry out in pain, but babbled about his glorious journey:
"I, Lu Qinghou, can read a thousand words at the age of three, memorize Tang poems at the age of five, read four books and five classics at the age of seven, and be proficient in poetry and songs at the age of eight...... But am I just a useless nerd? What else can I do but memorize two sentences that I once said? I took the exam, but I didn't succeed in seven or eight years, I did business, I lost my ancestral property, and I fell in love...... Why am I so unlucky? ”
Xiucai would cry and laugh for a while, extreme self-confidence and extreme inferiority complex were constantly intertwined in him, and Chu Nan was also concerned on the side.
"Okay, you can be content, you are still a hero."
Lu Xiucai seemed to have found an outlet, and got up with a bone, "You're right, no matter how poor I am, no matter how poor I am, no matter how bad I am, no matter how much I am in the bag, I am also a hero in Guanzhong...... Vomit! ”
Xiucai vomited directly, Chu Nan patted his back tightly, tossing for five or six minutes, Xiucai was almost exhausted, Chu Nan hurriedly took him downstairs.
And just when Xiucai Yang Yangtian roared, on the avenue not far from the inn, Ji Wuxi, who was dressed in a black robe and looked like a ghost, stopped and looked towards the roof of the inn.
"Guanzhong hero? It's really hard to find nowhere to break through the iron shoes, and you have to do it without wasting any effort......"
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Xiucai was already staggering at this time, and he couldn't stand anymore, so he was directly carried down to the roof by Chu Nan.
"I'm not drunk, I'm telling you, I'm not drunk....."
"Okay, okay, you're not drunk, I'm drunk, okay?" Saying that, Chu Nan helped him to the side of the stone mill, "Hurry up and sit down, sit tight, I'll go get water for you to wash!" ”
But as soon as Chu Nan let go, Xiucai began to fall to the side, so Chu Nan hurriedly straightened him up, but Xiucai was already drunk into a puddle of mud at this time and couldn't stand at all.
It just so happened that Zhu Wushuang walked out, looked at Xiucai and Chu Nan in the courtyard, and was also startled, "What's going on?" ”
"Xiucai is drunk, you look at this body, hurry up and help me, I'll go fetch water."
As soon as Zhu Wushuang leaned over, he covered his nose, "Huh~ How much wine has he drunk?" ”
"It's not much, it's just a pot."
"A pot is not much?"
Chu Nan smiled and said in a low voice: "Our shopkeeper has already mixed water into the wine, it's okay, don't go up." ”
Wushuang's eyes widened, and it was obvious that his worldview had been greatly impacted.
"Ahem, keep it secret." After speaking, Chu Nan went directly to the kitchen to get the basin.
At this moment, I heard Lao Bai shouting outside: "Good boy, dare to play hooligan?" ”
Hooliganism? Chu Nan directly threw the guy in his hand and ran out.
The scene in front of him is really like a hooligan, Xiucai is hugging Wushuang's waist at the moment, and his head is still piercing into the arms of other girls, but what he is talking about is Xiao Guo's name.
Lao Bai didn't care if it was a misunderstanding, and directly ordered: "Wushuang, you dodge first!" ”
Zhu Wushuang didn't know which evil sect he had fallen into, so he went back directly: "Why should I listen to you?" As he spoke, he hugged Xiucai's head directly, "That's it, it's good!" ”
"Sister Fu, you're back, you're back......"
Zhu Wushuang patted Xiucai on the back, "Yes, I'm back!" ”
"Never, never, never go."
Zhu Wushuang glared at Bai as if demonstrating, and then said softly: "Don't go, never leave." ”
Chu Nan was dumbfounded, this relationship was more than a mess.
"I'll go to bed first, and I'll leave this pair of psychopaths to you, Lao Bai."
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Early the next morning, Chu Nan, Lao Bai, and the shopkeeper came to the backyard. At this time, Wushuang and Xiucai were lying on the stone mill and slept soundly, but it was also a summer day, otherwise they would have caught a cold.
"They just slept all night?"
Bai Zhantang wanted to cry without tears, "It's not sleeping, it's tossing, I even handed a towel to turn on the water, and waited until the second half of the night." Speaking of this, he also glanced at Chu Nan with resentment.
"That's worth it?!" The shopkeeper slapped the stone mill violently, "Get up, get up for me." ”
Wushuang woke up, yawned, and opened his worried eyes.
"The shopkeeper is early, Mr. Chu is early." But when it was Lao Bai's turn, Wushuang obviously changed his face, "Senior brother...... Are you still alive? ”
Bai Zhantang was not angry, and said with a shy smile: "Thanks to your old blessing, there is still some breath left." ”
At this time, Lu Xiucai also woke up and stretched, "Huh? Why am I here? What about Fumei? Lady ......"
Bai Zhantang pointed at Wushuang, "Here, here, isn't that?" ”
Lu Xiucai was stunned for a moment, "Don't be funny, tell me where Sister Fu is?" ”
"Who's teasing you? If you think about it carefully, last night, the person who was holding it, was it her? ”
Zhu Wushuang saw that he was going to be exposed, and quickly denied it: "It's not me!" ”
"Not you?" Lao Bai directly turned on the actor mode, and learned from Wushuang and Xiucai last night: "You're back, I'm back, never go, never go, don't go, never leave......"
"Ahaha...."The shopkeeper was very happy to look at it on the side, "This is very good for Bai Qiong." ”
"Poor?"
"Qiong Yao's Joan, Xiucai, I didn't expect you to have this hand?"
Although Lu Xiucai was drunk, there were still remnants of last night's memory, coupled with Lao Bai's "god" restoration, Xiucai apologized directly: "I wish the girl, I'm sorry, I ...... last night"
"Needless to say, I volunteered last night!"
"Huh?!"
Everyone was taken aback, but Chu Nan obviously saw that Wushuang's words were said to Lao Bai, which was completely like a routine of revenge on his ex-boyfriend because of love and hatred.
Could it be that Lao Baixiao's deception of other people's sugar people has been exposed?
Eighty percent is like this, no wonder in the past two days, Wushuang has raised his nose and raised his eyes at Lao Bai, Lao Bai still doesn't dare to return the mouth, and his feelings are guilty.
At this moment, Lu Xiucai suddenly changed his face and pointed at Wushuang: "You...... You're too scheming. ”
"Huh?"
"When I was drinking high, I took advantage of it, and when I woke up, I pretended to be innocent and tried to arouse my sympathy."
"Are you still talking about human words?" Lao Bai pointed at Xiucai's nose and scolded.
And Zhu Wushuang directly pushed Lao Bai aside, "You dodge, let him finish, what else?" ”
Lu Xiucai was crying, aggrieved, "It's gone, there's nothing..... Pity my innocent body......" he said, and ran out of the backyard with his face covered.