Chapter 169: Elegant Thief
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Chapter 169: Elegant Thief
Plopping, Sun San and Sun Si knelt in front of the fat man: "Spare your life, our brothers are guilty, you sent us to the Public Security Bureau!"
The fat man actually scared them, he didn't expect that these two brothers were a pair of bear bags, and as soon as he heard that he was going to feed them a small bite, he took the initiative to apply to enter the bureau.
"Tell me first, how do you know that there are otters here?" the fat man first tied Sun Si with a rope.
Sun Si spit out a puff of water first, and then grinned and said, "I heard from a child in your village, we didn't believe it at first, and we came to see it secretly." ”
The fat man also understood that it must be a half-sized boy who showed off when he went to the commune and inadvertently revealed this matter. So he tied the pus-filled brothers into a string, packed up the things on the ground, and escorted them back to the village.
As soon as I walked halfway down the road, I saw a group of people running in front of me and running to meet the fat man.
"Uncle Sangun, it's me. The fat man had good eyes, and saw Wang Sanpao running in the front, carrying a shotgun in his hand, so he hurriedly greeted him.
"Fatty, what's the matter, who shoots?" asked Wang Sanpao anxiously. They were already asleep, but they got up when they heard the gunshots and followed the sound. Because the flashlight is basically scrapped, it can only be dark.
"It's Sun San and Sun Si who were caught last time, and they ran away, and they actually came to fight the idea of otters. "The fat man is now completely relieved.
Wang Sanpao looked at the hook curtain in the fat man's hand, and came up with a roar: "Wang Ba calf, he actually came to use this and beat him!"
went up with a kick and kicked Sun Si in front of him to lie down. The two brothers were grasshoppers on a rope, so Sun San was also stunned, and then took a few more kicks, and the brothers rolled into a ball on the ground.
The people behind also hugged forward, and who didn't kick their feet to relieve their hatred when there was such a thing. The fat man was really afraid of his life, so he made a big fuss, so he hurriedly shouted: "We don't need to clean it up, we will send it to the township tomorrow, and it is estimated that they will have to be sentenced severely, don't dirty everyone's hands." ”
Only then did everyone stop, and the two brothers were afraid of being beaten again, so they simply let go on the ground and refused to get up.
The fat man dragged the rope forward like a dead dog, and Sun San and Sun Si stood up and were escorted into the village. Captain Li sent someone to watch them, and everyone else went home to continue sleeping.
"Brother Ye, you are still a practitioner. Walking on the road to the deer farm for the second time, the fat man was full of praise for Ye Haibo's performance just now.
"I'm just embroidering my legs, I'm still healthy, I think Brother Huang, your speed and reaction are first-class, and besides, your eyesight is so good, it seems that you can see it in the dark. Ye Haibo actually admired the fat man more, as soon as he saw the fat man's movements, he knew that he had definitely not practiced martial arts, but the calmness and strength he showed at the critical moment should not be underestimated.
"Hehe, we don't have to flatter each other. The fat man said twice, and after fighting side by side together, the two felt closer.
The next day, I slept until seven o'clock, and the fat man got up. When I went outside, Ye Haibo was running on the edge of the deer farm.
Seeing the fat man, Ye Haibo beckoned: "Brother Huang, you should also lose weight, run for half an hour every morning, you will definitely be able to lose weight." ”
The fat man waved his hand: "Don't, if you finish running, you can eat more, I mainly have no heart and lungs, I can eat and sleep, and I will grow two taels of fat when I drink cold water, so let's let it be." ”
"Haha, you can think about it, but Brother Huang hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet, so you have to pay attention to your image. Ye Haibo put his legs on the fence and began to press his legs. The fat man noticed that his legs were basically stretched in a straight line.
patted his belly, and the fat man was also happy: "Forget it, if you want to lose weight, you have to go on a diet, I can't stand this belly." ”
After going home for breakfast, Wang Sanpao and the car boss also came, talking about the two thieves caught last night, they had already sent someone to the commune, this time, it is estimated that it will not be a matter of squatting for a few months. Shooting and threatening others is a more serious crime.
I heard that the fat man was going up the mountain, and Qiqi and Lao Wu Tou had to follow. The fat man considered that he might have to stay in the wild for a few nights, and was worried that the old Wu Tou's body would not be able to bear it, so he did not agree.
How can the old Wu Tou and Qiqi get along well, soft grinding and hard bubbles, the two girls hold the fat man's thighs and don't let go, and the fat man has no tricks.
In the end, the car boss came up with a compromise solution: enter the mountain from Nanwazi, and Lao Wu Tou and Qiqi will come back after a day of play, and they will barely pass.
So they put on the big carriage, put the wooden raft on it, and everyone sat on the car, full of people, just like a tour group, driving out of the mountain. Qiqi wanted to take Xiaobai, but was stopped by the fat man. There are all water birds over there, and it wouldn't be bad if Hai Dongqing was scared away.
After walking five or six miles, there was a wetland in front of Yima Pingchuan, and twenty or thirty young men, all wearing vests, were building the Great Wall.
Ye Haibo looked at it and wondered: "Brother Huang, do you still have a project here?"
The fat man jumped out of the car: "Let's go over and take a look, and see if Brother Ye can guess what is going on here." ”
Everyone got out of the car and walked along a path that had been stepped on. The walls are more than one meter high, they are all built with stones, and there is a big stone out of the eaves at the top, Xiao Qiqi and Wu Qiong simply climbed to the top and ran forward on it: "Haha, this road is easy to walk." ”
"Looking at the situation, I'm afraid this is the goose factory. With abundant water and plants, it's no wonder goose eggs are so delicious. When Ye Haibo saw a circle of walls, he naturally thought of the goose factory.
The fat man shook his head with a smile, then bent down and grabbed a handful from the grass, spread out his palm, and placed it in front of Ye Haibo. I saw a small brown toad squatting in the palm of his hand, only the size of a finger, and his neck was bulging and bulging, and he was lucky with the fat man.
With a snap, the toad kicked back and jumped back into the grass. Ye Haibo seemed to have realized: "It won't be that you are going to raise a toad here, right?" Toad oil is said to be very valuable, but this thing can be caught casually, does it take so much effort?"
The amount of work in this circle of walls is not small, and everyone has worked for nearly a month in their spare time, but only half of it has been completed.
"Brother, nothing can stand the ** disaster, if you really open your grip, you can catch all the toads in a few years, believe it or not. "Fat people have a deep understanding, so they can take precautions everywhere and take the road of sustainable development.
Ye Haibo was noncommittal, obviously not aware of the serious consequences that the fat man said: "Brother Huang raises yellow toads, this thing is really strange, I'll tell others when I go back, I guess no one will believe it, hehe——"
The fat man knew in his heart: in less than ten years, the value of toad oil will double, and then he will see, maybe the scale of this frog farm will have to be expanded.
"Come down, come down, the wall that Baal has worked so hard to build, why have you stepped on it!" a shout came from afar, apparently aimed at the two little girls who used the wall as a flat road.
The fat man looked around, and saw an old man running towards this side with a big whip, wearing a pair of water slats on his lower body, shouting at the top of his voice.
Qiqi made a grimace and shouted in a small voice: "Sixth grandfather, the two of us are light, and we can't step on it-"
"It's Kiki, haha, then you can go on. Li Liuye also saw the person who came, and his attitude immediately turned, there was no way, Xiao Qiqi's popularity in the backer was better than that of the fat man.
Li Liuye is just in his early sixties this year, and his body is tough, so he was sent to the frog farm, he and Li Wuye are uncles and brothers, and they are also old-timers in the village.
"The shopkeeper is here, and your toad seedlings are almost gone. Li Liuye greeted the fat man with a smile, and when he opened his mouth, he showed a mouth full of open teeth.
The fat man patted the back of his head: "Sixth master, don't you know, I'm so busy hitting the back of my head all day." ”
"Then I think you look like a wanderer. Li Liuye unceremoniously exposed the fat man's old bottom.
"Hehe, I'm leading Brother Ye to investigate—what did you say the toads and seedlings were eaten?" the fat man asked with concern.
Li Liuye searched around with his eyes, suddenly shouted, and ran away with a whip: "You flat-haired little brute, you came to steal food again, I will whip you to death!"
A pair of large snow-white birds landed gracefully on the grass, and with their long necks curled and stretched, you could see toads kicking their legs on their long beaks.
The fat man was furious: In broad daylight, he came to steal blatantly, which was really hateful, so he also rushed forward with his teeth and claws.
The two thieves ate a few more toad seedlings, and then they flapped their wings and flew into the air, their movements stretched and graceful, and they were even better than the red-crowned cranes.
Whew-Li Liuye's big whip slashed under the two big birds, but he didn't even bring down a single feather. It seems that these two thieves often play such tricks with him.
Such an elegant thief, the fat man is also the first time to see it, the big bird does not fly high, that is, a few zhang, the fat man really wants to take out the red tassel gun and practice the flying gun outside the sky, but he still endures, such a beautiful big bird, he is really reluctant to start.
And the fat man has recognized that this pair of white birds should be egrets. Their bodies stretched out, apparently nearly a meter, with long hair extending back on their heads, like the kind of hats with long hairs on the back worn by foreign nobles.
The feathers on its back are scattered, like a big coat, which is the biggest feature of the egret, so the fat man can recognize it at a glance.
It is said that the egret has been a more popular waterfowl since ancient times, and when it comes to them, there will be such a picture in front of you: a snow-white bird stands in the water, showing the trend of a golden rooster, with its head shrunk to its back, standing still for a long time, this is the egret.
Two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and a line of egrets is in the sky. In the pen of ancient poets, the egret is often a foil to beautiful scenes. Such an elegant and beautiful bird, and willing to be close to humans, the fat man said that he could not hurt anything.
"Wow, it's so beautiful—" Qiqi looked up at his little brain and let out an exclamation: "Sister Xiaoyu, look, the feathers on the back of their heads look like two big braids." ”
Among the laurels, there are two of the longest, fluttering in the wind, really like two braids,
"Haha, this pigtailed one must be a mother bird—no, that one has it too. Qiqi pointed to the egret in the air and discussed it with Wu Qiong.
The fat man was also happy, and the only little hatred in his heart dissipated, he looked at the egret in the sky, and then looked at the big braid beside him, and a faint smile appeared on his face: perhaps, the big braid is as pure and elegant as an egret.
Only Li Liuye is loyal to his duties: "These two white eagles come to eat toads every day, and they can't get rid of them, fat man, you have to think of some tricks, you have a lot of bad ideas." ”
The fat man scratched his head: "I'm such a sincere person, when did I have a bad idea." Kiki, you go up, put these two egrets on level. ”
Qiqi blinked his eyes widely: "Fat uncle, I can't fly, how can I get on?"