423.Chapter 423
"Ahhhhh......h
Yang Tian sat on the bed with his head in his hands and went crazy for a while, looking at Teacher Ji lying beside him, he couldn't stop his fantasies!
For for two years, this fantasy has never stopped, and now that the object of fantasy is close at hand and within reach, how can he calm down?
"Hey, Xiaotian, what's wrong with you?
Ji Xiaoqing opened his eyes, originally planning to reprimand Yang Tian, but he was startled when he saw his crazy behavior, and threw the reprimand out of the clouds in an instant, but instead cared about him worriedly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Ah...... It's okay, it's okay......."
Yang Tian's face was panicked, as if he had done something bad and was discovered, and his little face was as red as a monkey's ass.
Yang Tian felt a loss in his heart, and he really didn't dare to look at Teacher Ji anymore, so he hurriedly turned his back to her, and whispered wildly: "Amitabha...... Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color...... Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color......"
"Hmm, what are you muttering?"
Ji Xiaoqing only felt that he was weird, and he didn't know which tendon he had in his head wrong, and he felt that something was wrong with the whole person.
"Xiaotian, are you really okay? turn around and let me see ......"
Ji Xiaoqing couldn't help but reach out to touch his shoulder, but as soon as he touched it, the other party's hair immediately stood on end like a cat with its tail stepped on, and he almost jumped up from the bed, and the image was completely a fried hedgehog.
This made Ji Xiaoqing startled again, and she couldn't help frowning in disbelief: "You still said that you were fine...... You scared the hell out of me...... Tell me, what's wrong with you, do you want to go to the hospital?"
Yang Tian has all the thoughts of dying, Teacher Ji really shouldn't touch him, this touch, all kinds of fantasies can't stop. Moreover, where can the hospital cure sexual fantasies? The burst of my own memory is simply a double-edged sword, sometimes things that shouldn't pop out just pop up like a volcanic eruption, and I can't stop it, how can I feel embarrassed?!
"Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color...... The same is true of what you want to do......"
Yang Tian recited the Heart Sutra wildly in his heart, hoping to suppress the heart ape in his heart.
"Ahh......h Can't stand it......"
Yang Tian finally jumped up, ran into the bathroom under Ji Xiaoqing's stunned, and took a cold shower again, completely extinguishing the evil desires in his heart.
When he came out of the bathroom like a lost dog, Ji Xiaoqing looked at him with a strange expression, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Xiaotian, do you want those messy and unhealthy things?"
"Huh?"
Yang Tian was almost scared half to death again, and almost fell to the ground, can this Nima let Teacher Ji see it?
"No, no...... Absolutely nothing...... Mr. Ji, what can you think like that? I just had a stomachache...... So I ran to the toilet and had diarrhea......"
There was no pressure on Yang Tian to lie.
"Stomach hurt, is it okay now?" Ji Xiaoqing would also believe it stupidly.
"Ah...... Okay, okay, just pull it out......" Yang Tianmei smiled, and finally jumped onto the bed again, stretched his limbs, and began to sleep with his eyes closed.
Ji Xiaoqing didn't doubt it, so he turned over and began to fall asleep.
I don't know how long it took, the two of them just lay quietly, they didn't feel a little sleepy, Yang Tian couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, and Ji Xiaoqing lay quietly and didn't dare to move, for fear that Yang Tian would know that she couldn't sleep like him.
In fact, it was the first time she slept in the same bed with a man, although there was still a "three-eight blanket", but a blanket was not a gap, and it could be touched casually as soon as she stretched out her hand.
Although she also believed that Yang Tian would not cross this 38th parallel to harass her for no reason, a man lying by her side for a night always made her heart pound, and her subconscious vigilance and all kinds of mental apes and horses also appeared like demons dancing wildly.
Teacher Ji...... You...... Are you asleep?"
After a long night, Yang Tian really felt panicked, and he just wanted to find someone to talk to.
"No ......," Teacher Ji said softly.
"Oh......"
"Say whatever you want. ”
"Hehe......" Yang Tianyan rolled his eyes, remembered a joke, and hurriedly laughed and said, "Have you ever heard of a funny joke......?
"Nope. ”
"Hehe, then I'll tell you, it's very interesting, I'm sure you'll laugh after listening to it...... It is said that a man and a woman sleep in the same room, and they still sleep in the same bed, just like we do now, and by the way, the woman also has a line in the middle like you...... The woman said, 'Whoever crosses this line is a beast.' The man nodded, indicating that he understood. The next day, when the woman woke up, she found that the man had not crossed the line at all, her face was full of disappointment, and when the man woke up and happily said that he had not crossed over, she was suddenly fanned by the woman with a big mouth, and after the incitement, the woman said with resentment: "You are not as good as a beast......"
Yang Tian said with his eyebrows fluttering, and his voice was full of emotion.
Ji Xiaoqing couldn't help but laugh, originally she still had a straight face, but the jokes Yang Tian said were too flattering, exactly the same as their current situation, and these yellow jokes themselves were very funny, and they couldn't stop laughing if they didn't want to.
"Xiaotian, I found that you are quite talented...... How did you come up with this joke?"
"Hehe, this is not my original, it has been popular on the Internet for a long time...... I'm just learning and selling ......."
"In this way, this yellow joke is really quite a scene, but I'm not that woman, and you're not the guy who is 'inferior to beasts'!"
"Huh?"
Yang Tian is stupid, what does Mr. Ji mean by this?
Saying that he is not the guy who is "inferior to a beast"? means that he can be a beast, and that he can do that beast to her?
Yang Tian's heart pounded when he thought about it.
Teacher Ji...... You...... What do you mean? I ...... You...... Do you want me to be a beast again?"
Yang Tian said, his eyes shining a little in the dim light.
"Ah...... You're going to die, set me up, don't you make me a beast...... Xiaotian, what are you thinking about in your head? It's really bad!"
Ji Xiaoqing's reaction was super big, and he ruthlessly extinguished the heat in Yang Tian's heart in an instant.
Yang Tian pursed his lips: "Am I bad? Anyway, men are not bad, women are not loved...... What does it matter if it's a bad pixel?"
"Xiaotian, who did you learn from? Men are bad, who will love them? You are among the best in your studies, can't you be a ruffian......" Ji Xiaoqing is kind and seductive.
Yang Tian was stunned: "Hehe, hehe, even if I am a ruffian, then I am also a ruffian...... Hehe, I think this identity is good......"