When I was young, I learned swords. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I love swords, they are sharp everywhere except the hilt, just like me as a person.

I prefer this world, a world where status can be determined by force.

It wasn't long before I discovered that the sword could fulfill many of my wishes, but not all of them.

I soon discovered that people were more afraid of poison than swords.

Sometimes, the more people are afraid of you, the more they will obey you.

It seems that it can be done with things like love and virtue.

But I'm trying so hard to climb up, not to take care of other people's feelings when I'm doing something recklessly.

So when I was thirty years old, I decided to give up the sword and learn poison.

I have a great talent for learning poison, even above learning swords.

People who are ruthless to themselves learn drugs quickly.

Later, I found out that poison does not seem to be omnipotent, and there are always people who can crack my poison.

After being troubled for a long time, I began to learn Gu.

……

The above passage is from the classic series of movies, the opening credits of the first part of the "Gu Master" trilogy, and when he was making preparations, Mo Moda inexplicably recalled this paragraph.

The first time I came into contact with this series was the result of chatting with Bell when I was a student.

At that time, the two were discussing the recruitment of capable ninjas.

Bell said: "The so-called ninja is actually a scout with the characteristics of an island country, a group of guys who have to call throwing smoke bombs ninjutsu."

In the aftermath of World War II, and especially after being sheared by the United States to the point of a near-collapse of spirits, Japan went to great lengths to develop its own culture and blow up what was not a big deal in the sky. ”

Mo Moda said, "Since you say so, then why are you still thinking about hiring them?"

Bell said: "Eh, if you tell a lie ten thousand times, it will become the truth." Since the Great Change, Japan has gone all-out to the Dark Alliance, and my teacher has supported it far more than other countries in recognition of it.

And as you know, at that time, the development of karma was still very immature, and most of the people focused their attention on the god cells that could be quickly developed and had great power, and the power of the god cells came from the imagination of human beings, and as a result, a large number of god cells were prototyped from myths and legends, ancient and modern anecdotes, and so on.

In order to enhance the ability of the god cells that belong to the country, during that period of time, Japan desperately tried to get closer to the original cultural system with the understanding of power development, and now the three of them have become tigers, and the ninja has become a mercenary of a considerable level. ”

Mo Moda sighed with emotion: "You know a lot of things, did you know it originally, or did you want to recruit those ninjas to make up for it temporarily?"

Bell said: "Generally speaking, in fact, I first started to study another profession that is comparable to ninjas in this era: Gu Master. Speaking of which, although there are many people who compare ninjas and Gu masters now, saying that they are the two giants of the dark world, in my opinion, the value of Gu masters is actually higher than that of ninjas. ”

Momoda asked, "Then why don't you recruit them, you obviously study Chinese culture more than Japan, right?"

Bell spread his hands and said: "No way, Gu masters are all 10,000-year-old otaku with distorted personalities, and it is basically impossible to obey someone for a long time, and ninjas dare to take any job as long as you give you enough money." ”

Momoda said, "Well, we're just getting started, and we can only hire some ninjas to make a living." ”

……

At that moment, a rush of electric bells interrupted Momoda's thoughts, but it was not his own phone.

"By the way, this kind of big meeting is not allowed to slack off any electronic products. ”

Momoda picked up his phone and saw that the screen showed "Tracker 1 Lost Contact", "Tracker 2 Lost Contact", "Tracker 3 Lost Contact", "Tracker 5 Lost Contact" ......

Momoda felt a little strange, but decided to wait for Bell to come back.

"It shouldn't be a big deal, otherwise that Bell wouldn't have been left here so casually without informing me. ”

While thinking like this, the secretary downstairs informed Mo Moda that Tang Yi had arrived.

At this time, Momoda was already ready and gave instructions: "Let him in." ”

After a while, I saw Tang Yi walking in with a bunch of boxes and a smile.

"Mr. Momoda, I am fortunate to have come to visit you a long time ago, but I really shouldn't have saved you until now, this is a little caution. ”

"Uh...... Mr. Tang Yi was polite. ”

Looking at Tang Yi's face that was about to turn into a flower, Mo Moda began to guess what kind of expression this person would show after knowing that he would be tricked by himself.

Mo Moda said in his heart: "Sure enough, it's just a piece of land as a reward, and this person is even happier than anything." Bell is right, the house is indeed the death hole of the Chinese. ”

Although he thought so in his heart, Mo Moda didn't show it at all, and warmly exchanged a few words with Tang Yi.

Tang Yi said and took out another bag of things: "This is the fire crab Gu I made myself, although it is not too valuable, but I dare to say that I am the only one in the world who has it, this is the sunglasses and seasonings that come with it." ”

"Gu? This guy is really a Gu master, but speaking of which, this person actually gave Gu worms to others when they met, it should be for ornamentation. ”

Although Mo Moda is well-informed, his intelligence network does not include all kinds of network knowledge, although he saw the appearance of the fire crab Gu from the transparent shell, he didn't recognize what it was for a while.

"Blue crab? This thing is a Gu? Forget it, it's just missing a reason. ”

Having made up his mind, Mo Moda said: "Speaking of which, Mr. Tang Yi's family is the super famous Tang family in China, right, it is said that the prototype of the protagonist of the "Gu Master" trilogy is the ancestor of your Tang family. ”

"Yes, there is such a saying, but in fact, it is just that the director who made the movie came to our Tang family to collect materials for a period of time, but when it comes to the technology of making Gu worms, our Tang family can still get it, of course, there are also some businesses in the outside world, if Mr. Momoda is willing, I can help you introduce some. ”

Tang Yi is very attentive, and in his intelligence, this Momoda is similar to Bell's right and left hand, which is equivalent to the head of Ouchi.

No one will bribe the emperor throughout the ages, but there are absolutely no shortage of people who are courteous to the eunuchs around the emperor, otherwise how did the eunuch party rise back then?

As the commander-in-chief of the third Zhongjing, Bell can be said to be the existence of the Earth Emperor, and Momoda has innocently become the general character of Ouchi in the eyes of everyone.

That's right, this is a consensus, not Tang Yi's thoughts alone.

If it weren't for the fact that Bell and Momoda were both pragmatists and were busy with work all day, it would not be Tang Yi's turn to come here to give gifts.

All in all, when Tang Yi received a call from Bell, saying that Mo Moda was responsible for the affairs of his territory, Tang Yi immediately used his connections to collect the information of the chief of the Ouchi, and as soon as they met, he slapped a big fart, and every sentence was slapped on the horse, which shows that the kung fu is indeed not lacking.

It's a pity that the two chatted for a while, and the chief administrator didn't say a word about the land, but became more and more interested in his Gu arts.

After chatting about Gu art for a while, Tang Yi couldn't help but start muttering in his heart, and at the same time there was a trace of uneasiness, so he had to take the initiative to lead the topic to this.

In fact, Momoda didn't have time to continue to consume, and although Bell said that it didn't matter if he couldn't catch up, Momoda still wanted to solve the problem before the meeting began.

Mo Moda showed a smile: "Mr. Tang Yi is really anxious, speaking of which, there is actually a little problem with your land, of course it doesn't mean that I won't give it to you......"

Seeing that Tang Yi's face changed drastically and even began to show a fierce light, Mo Moda hurriedly added.

Mo Moda, whose combat power is only stronger than that of ordinary adults, does not want to face the anger of a strong person like Tang Yi, after all, when people sneeze, they may carry a bit of poison gas that can kill themselves.

"After all, this is what the boss promised Mr. Tang Yi, the agreed land will definitely be handed over to you no matter what, and the boss can also be said to be extremely concerned about this matter, and has personally selected several pieces of land, but the problem also appears here. ”

Originally, Momoda's temperament was going to be sold here, but considering the time and the fact that this guy was already a little anxious before, he still said it directly.

"As you know, the Alliance and the Human Federation are still in the negotiation stage, although we have a huge advantage, and this world is vast and sparsely populated, but there is not much land that can be leased to us during the negotiations, and there are still empty promises.

And in these limited lands, excluding the common part, there are even fewer that can be distributed to you, not to mention that there are not a few people who want the same reward as you!"

Tang Yi's face sank: "Please explain directly." ”

Although I have already guessed it, it is still necessary for this kind of thing to come out of the other person's mouth.

Mo Moda spread his hands: "All in all, there are a total of six pieces of land that can be downloaded as a reward, but in terms of merit, Mr. Tang Yi, you are only ranked third, and there are still two pieces of land that have been decided, and the right of first choice or something may not be in your hands." ”

"What a joke!"

Tang Yi was angry and slapped the table: "Don't think I don't know, during this time, the gang of dry food are basically slacking off, and the few who work are all in the process of implementation, I am the only one who really completes the work, and there are actually two in front of me, what they do can be more important than investigating the hostile main god!"

Momoda said: "What else can I do, one is the son of my boss's mother's best friend, and the other is the grandson of BOSS's biggest sponsor." ”

“…… Count you ruthlessly, and let me see where those six plots of land are. ”