Chapter 1175: Bad Joke
Xia Fei is certainly not a person who will indulge in women's sex!
He just felt a little indebted to Izzy.
Because Izzy is a little woman, the little bird depends on people, and needs to lean on his solid arm. She is not like Zhuo Ruxue, Zhuo Ruxue is a woman who is strong enough to completely conquer the whole world, so even if Xia Fei is often no longer by Zhuo Ruxue's side, she will not feel that there is any problem.
However, if Xia Fei is often not by Yizi's side, I am afraid that this stupid girl will inevitably have all kinds of worries in her heart!
In addition, there is another reason, that is, the "Phantom Phoenix Body" has a natural and fatal attraction to his "True Dragon Body" - this is not only reflected in the pleasure on the bed, but also in the cultivation of martial arts.
When Xia Fei was in Jinhai, he found that every time he continued to output from Yizi, Yizi gave him more feedback, so that his soul and spirit continued to grow, and the realm of the peak of the great grandmaster became more and more complete, and he was getting closer and closer to breaking through to the realm of the Martial Saint - it seemed that there was only a layer of window paper left, as long as he poked lightly, he could step through this hurdle and step through this layer of shackles......
Because of this, when Xia Fei was by Yizi's side, he became a beast who was "understanding people's clothes", and truly achieved "hard when you ask for something!" ”
When he woke up early the next morning, Xia Fei felt refreshed and exercised in the living room of the hotel suite.
Before he finished practicing, Yizi got up!
Xia Fei said a little embarrassedly: "What's wrong?" Am I being too noisy and waking you up? ”
Yizi shook her head and said, "I woke up when you got out of bed!" ”
Belch......
After a while, Yizi said dejectedly: "Actually, over this period of time, I have become more and more comfortable with you sleeping next to me!" If you leave suddenly, I can feel it......"
Xia Fei didn't know how to persuade her, because no matter what, it was impossible for him to sleep next to her every day, even if he didn't have any other women besides Yizi, it was impossible! Because there are still many unsolved troubles to deal with, it is not as good as Jacob, such as the Golden Fat Man......
So, no matter what he says, it seems that it will be difficult to persuade Yizi!
He could only walk over and hug her, pat her on the back, and comfort her.
Not long after, Guo Xiaozhou's phone call came, asking if he would send a car to take them to the airport, and the plane would take off two hours later.
Xia Fei refused, the road conditions in the imperial capital are also that virtuous, I really have to wait for Guo Xiaozhou to send a car over, and then go to the airport, if you don't do well, you will be late or blocked on the road, it is better to take a taxi directly from the hotel to the airport!
So, he and Yizi simply cleaned up, went downstairs and called a car, and rushed to the airport.
Along the way, Yizi's mood was a little gloomy.
Xia Fei had no choice but to say some bad jokes endlessly to divert her attention: "Let me tell you something, last time Sun Hao told me that there was a new classmate in their class, which is very interesting!" ”
"What's wrong?" Izzy looked up, a little absent-minded.
"Because this classmate's surname is Ji, it is the 'Ji' of Ji Chang, the king of Zhou Wen in ancient times. The father of this classmate Ji hoped that his son would be very diligent in the future, so he named him Ji Fen...... Hahaha, chicken manure! ”
Yizi didn't laugh, but the driver of the car was amused, and laughed out loud: "Your joke is so lame!" No wonder your girlfriend doesn't laugh anymore! ”
"What's the lameness? I think it's funny! Xia Fei retorted solemnly, "Then driver, tell me a joke!" ”
The driver said: "In recent years, although the living standards of the people of our empire have improved, there are more and more problems of various kinds!" For example, procrastination, doing things more and more is not straightforward, and you will never do it until the last moment. Do you know why? ”
Xia Fei said curiously: "Why?" ”
"Because procrastination has become a national disease since the founding of the empire, and even in our national anthem, there is 'The Chinese nation has reached the most dangerous time, and everyone is forced to let out the last roar...... 'Do you think, it has reached the most dangerous time, and then it is forced to make the last roar, and no one asks 'Why did you go earlier?'" Tell me, has this procrastination become a national disease? ”
Xia Fei is inexplicable, his brain circuit doesn't understand where the joke of this stalk is, and even this thing can't sing the national anthem at all!!
But Izzie couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Xia Fei couldn't help but be amazed, but since Yizi smiled, things were easy to do, and he began to chat with the driver with a match, to say that the driver of the imperial capital was really more slippery than talking about cross talk, and opening his mouth was a witty remark, which soon made Yizi laugh and couldn't stop.
After more than half an hour, after arriving at the airport, Xia Fei did not hesitate to give the driver a thousand yuan.
"This ...... If you don't have so much, just give two hundred! ”
Xia Fei said: "The rest should buy tickets and listen to your cross talk!" Thanks for the joke! ”
With that, he pulled Yizi into the airport.
Leaving the driver's eldest brother looking at their backs and contemplating, the driver's eldest brother touched his chin and muttered, "Could it be that I really have the talent to speak cross talk?" I earned a thousand yuan for half an hour of cross talk, and if I drive, I may not be able to earn a thousand yuan in a day...... Otherwise, I won't drive in the future, and I'll go back and change my career to cross talk! ”
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After a three- or four-hour flight, Xia Fei and Izzy finally arrived in Firitius.
However, it was obvious that when the plane landed, Yizi's expression became more and more nervous, and his hand grabbed Xia Fei's arm tightly, not daring to let go easily.
Xia Fei was a little worried, so he simply clicked on her acupoint and told her to relax and rest.
After getting off the plane, Xia Fei originally planned to take her back to the palace!
However, after hesitating for a while, Xia Fei decided not to go back to the palace for the time being, and he called a car to send him and Yizi directly to the Negrita station.
It wasn't until she was about to get close to the Negrita residency that Xia Fei woke her up again.
Looking at the primeval forest and the moving scenery outside the car window, Yizi's mood was finally not so tense.
As soon as the people of the Negrita tribe heard that the Great Chief of the Mandate of Heaven had arrived, they immediately panicked, and they immediately mobilized most of the clansmen at home in the station, and organized all the members of the Council of Elders to come out to greet them. The scene was very grand, almost like a festival.
Izzy was infected by them, and her mood quickly improved. (To be continued.) )