Chapter 81: Teasing the Tiger's Head and the Tiger's Brain
Qian Mo and I were chatting here, Simba outside the medicine garden woke up, saw that we had entered the medicine garden, was in a hurry, took a few steps back, and then accelerated forward, trying to break through the mist, but as you can imagine, another meteor disappeared into the sky. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Looking up at the sky, Qianmo sighed slowly: "Why are there so many meteors today!"
I couldn't help but squirt out of the laughter I tried to hold back, "Qianmo, you kid has learned badly." ”
After a while, Simba came with the tiger head and the tiger brain, and looked at me with a resentful face: "Master, why didn't you remind me in advance?"
I coughed twice, "I'm sorry, I choked on my own saliva just now, I wanted to remind you to come, but you're too fast, I didn't wait for you to open your mouth and you have already flown out, try not to be so impulsive in the future!"
"It's not like you didn't have time to warn you, you're waiting there to see the joke!" Qianmo whispered ruthlessly to expose me.
I hurriedly threatened Qianmo with my divine sense: "Silence, silence, talk nonsense again, and I'll let Simba bite you in a while." ”
Qian Mo raised his eyebrows in protest, but finally didn't dare to say anything more.
Simba squatted outside the medicine garden and asked me flatteringly: "Master, how did you get in, can you tell me?"
Qian Mo hurriedly said: "I know, let me tell you, we all came in upside down." ”
I now deeply suspect that there is also a little devil living in Qianmo's heart.
Simba and Tiger Brain fully trusted Qianmo, and they didn't think much about it at all, and went straight backwards into the medicine garden, and suddenly there were three more animals outside.
I wanted to laugh, hold back, turn away, and try not to look at the three fools. Qian Mo jumped up with a smile, and Simba was annoyed: "Qian Mo, how can you be like this? I believe you so much, you still come to pit me." ”
Qian Mo glanced at Simba disdainfully: "I was also cheated by my master like this, I was not as angry as you, it can be seen that your self-cultivation needs to be improved." ”
I saw that the more they talked, the more stiff they became, which was not conducive to unity, so I hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Simba, the method that Qianmo told you is right, but the wrong thing is that you did it without asking carefully, you have to go backwards and climb in from a place where there is no fog on the ground." ”
Simba became smarter this time, and asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to climb in?
This time it was Qian Mo's turn to choke on his own saliva and cough vigorously.
I hurriedly made up for it: "We accidentally fell down when we came in, and then climbed in backwards, as for the question of whether you can enter while you are upright." I haven't really tried it, you can try it. ”
Simba rolled his eyes a few times, and said to Tiger Head: "Tiger Head, you crawl to find a place without mist, and go in with your body up!"
Tiger Head also learned to be smart this time, so he lowered his body as much as possible and crawled slowly, for fear of being bounced out again.
The body of the tiger head is as thick as two or three people, even if it lies down, the body is more than a meter high, and it can't climb in. Simba looked at it and said, "Sure enough, you can't climb inside." ”
Qian Mo couldn't hold it back, laughed, pointed at Simba and said, "Can you be a little more funny, you're going to laugh at me to death." ”
Simba and Tiger Head looked at Qian Mo with a confused expression, and I hurriedly stepped forward to explain: "The tiger head's body is too big, even if you crawl upside down, you can't climb in." ”
Simba suddenly realized that he was wrong again, and kicked the tiger in the head as if angry: "Hurry up and get smaller, the teacup dog is as big." ”
There is a big tiger more than one meter tall on his stomach, you let him become a teacup dog, don't you want to kill the tiger, the tiger head retreated as far as possible, and pushed the tiger brain in front of Simba.
Simba glanced at the tiger brain: "You can go, hurry up and transform." ”
The tiger brain looked at me in embarrassment, with a look of distress in his eyes. My heart softened: "It's okay for the tiger brain to become the size of Qianmo, the main thing is that the height should be reduced when lying on the stomach, and the width is arbitrary, as wide as it is." ”
After listening to my words, the eyes of the tiger brain lit up, and after a while, a tiger skin more than half a foot high was spread on the ground, and the tiger skin slowly squirmed forward softly, and it took a long time to pass through the mist barrier.
As soon as the enchantment passed, the tiger's brain jumped up all of a sudden, and rushed forward excitedly, and I quickly passed a spell with my hand, and fixed the tiger's brain in the air. Tiger Brain looked at me dumbfounded: "What did I do wrong again?"
Qian Mo learned my tone, nodded at the head of the tiger's brain, and said: "You almost smashed the flowers and plants, do you know? Every flower and grass here is older than you, who are you going to pay for the damage?"
Tiger Brain rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said unconvinced: "I haven't hit it yet, put me down quickly, I'll be careful." ”
I knew from the tone of the tiger brain that this thing hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem yet, so I wanted to teach him a lesson: "You stand there first, and then wait for the time to figure it out." ”
Simba saw that the tiger brain climbed into the medicine garden without any danger, this time he didn't let the tiger head take the lead, he suddenly turned into a pug, pouted and crawled in, very smart to avoid all the flowers and plants, flew to the side of the divine spring like lightning, took out a bucket-like container, filled a bucket full of divine spring water, and jumped into the bucket with a plop. There was a lot of water splashing out of the spring, and my heart was pumping when I saw it, this one was distressed, this one regretted, I really shouldn't have let them in.
The tiger head saw that my face was not right, so he crawled in and hidden, and cautiously walked to the side of the sacred spring along the path of the medicine garden and stopped, tilting his head to look at me.
"Well, the tiger head is quite conscious, you wait there, don't move, I'll give you a bowl of spring water, you are not allowed to move casually. ”
I praised Tiger Head for his conscious behavior, and at the same time rewarded Tiger Head with two bowls of divine spring water. Tiger Head drank a bowl by himself, and hid a bowl while I was not paying attention. I pretended not to see it, and chatted with Qianmo without saying a word. The tiger head thought that I didn't pay attention to him, so he walked up to the tiger brain lightly, stabbed the tiger brain, and handed the bowl of divine spring water to the tiger brain with his back. Tiger Brain was about to drink, I jumped over, "Tiger Brain, why are you holding the bowl I gave to Tiger Head? You can snatch the bowl so far away, what a cow!"
Tiger brain is not drinking, not drinking, staying there, I don't know what to do.
Tiger Head: "Master, this is what I left for the tiger brain, see if you can put it down, it already knows that it is wrong." ”
Tiger Brain quickly nodded at me flatteringly. "Okay," I said as I waved my hand and put the tiger brain down, "Originally, I wanted to wait for the tiger head to finish drinking, and I would use that bowl to hold two bowls of the tiger brain, and you can drink one bowl in this way." ”
The tiger brain listened to my words, this regret, this sadness, the complicated mood can not be expressed, I can see that my heart is so cool.