365. Ward Trivia (Sick Joy)
"Sister, then you don't have to open the door, do you? just lie down and don't speak, my brother-in-law can't help but do bad things to you!" said Tirpitz, who was lying at the bottom of the pile, revealing only a handful of pink hair and a large earphone that fell to the side.
"What the hell is going on with you guys?" Sun Wen sat up, and he watched the sight of a string of people from the G country ship mixed with Rodney and the enterprise speeding out of the room as if nothing had happened, and the whole person was stunned.
When he realized that he dared to be regarded as the hero of the reality show by the group of ship girls just now, he didn't care about his sprained neck, and turned his head directly in the direction of the door and asked, "Prestige! There should be you in here, right?"
Sun Wenyuan thought that his ward was surrounded by such a group of people and no one cared about it, it must be the head maid who smiled all day and looked very dark.
It's just that what he didn't expect was a counterattack and walked in from outside the door.
"Sorry, host. ”
Seeing that it was such an obedient little maid who was involved in fighting back, Sun Wen, who had always been biased, naturally didn't want to say anything more to blame. "Okay, okay, it's fine. So he sighed and waved his hand at the counterattack, letting her go about herself.
However, after the counterattack bowed and left, and closed the door by the way, Sun Wen, who was holding back the fire in his heart, glanced around the room and immediately found the target of venting - Tirpitz
After the group had all left, Tirpitz did not leave the room. At first, she didn't even get up, but just rolled sideways, and then she lay on the carpet next to her without being dirty at all, lying on her side with her head on her hands, eating potato chips, and not forgetting to tell Bismarck what "one hundred and eight ways to increase the favorability of the heroine".
"What the hell are you doing in Beizhai?"
"Oh, brother-in-law, hello!" Tirpitz said hello lazily, then pointed to Sun Wen and said to Bismarck, "Sister, brother-in-law's character should be a tsundere heroine, you don't actually have to do a strategy, if you listen to my advice at the beginning and go directly to the base, it is estimated that the strategy will be completed in a flash." ”
Seeing Tirpitz pointing at himself as a sample, Bismarck, who had returned to the appearance of a female man next to her, was still sitting cross-legged and nodding while listening as if he had no emotional intelligence, Sun Wen sighed helplessly, no longer entangled in Tirpitz's bad behavior, but asked Bismarck, who had to answer questions: "What is going on with Bismarck?"
Bismarck stood up, she looked at Sun Wen with incomparable seriousness in her eyes, "I want to experience the feeling of a wedding ship." She paused for a moment to think about it, and continued, "It's not the feeling of getting stronger as the chief promised. It's like Lexington, as they say, as it feels like it's filled. ”
"Huh?" For some reason, watching Bismarck say those thought-provoking words so seriously that Sun Wen's head actually appeared as peculiar as **.
Fortunately, Tirpitz's onlookers made Sun Wen hesitate for a while, whether he should just take advantage of the situation, that is, this weak sense of shame made him have time to let Bismarck, who looked serious, say the second half of her sentence.
"In this case, as the crystallization of German technology, I should not be the ship mother who is included in the empty shell of honor until the war sinks. Bismarck said and looked at Sun Wen, "Sir, I should be your ship's mother, die for you!"
Bismarck's words moved Sun Wen inexplicably, although if it weren't for the words of Tirpitz who was lying on the carpet expectantly with "papapa" in his mouth and looking at him with a pencil in his hand, maybe the plot would really go towards the story after confession.
"Hey!" Thinking of Sun Wen sighing helplessly, he thought for a moment and then beckoned to Bismarck, "Bismarck, come over first." ”
"What's the matter......" Bismarck walked over, and before he finished speaking, he was hugged in the arms of Sun Wen, who took the initiative to step forward.
"Do you feel ......" Sun Wen, who was hugging Bismarck, whispered into the other party's ear, but he couldn't say anything to fill in these two bad words, and Bismarck, who was being held by him, hugged Sun Wen with his backhand as usual.
"Sir, what are you telling me to do, is it cold?" she said as she checked Sun Wen's state a little, and then simply picked him up and held him in her arms, "Let me take you back to your room to rest, sir?"
After hugging each other well and turning into a princess hug with reversed roles, Sun Wen, who was held by Bismarck, glared at Bismarck angrily, and raised his hand to Bismarck, who was unconscious, and rubbed the pair of ears on the top of the other party's head.
"I ask you if you feel filled! Bismarck, can you use a snack!"
"Uh-huh~meow!" The ears were suddenly attacked, and Bismarck became like a cute soft cat again. The gentle strength of the parent's warm hands, as well as the slightly frosted thumb press, made her feel weak for a while, and her legs involuntarily tensed, and even twitched and spasmed involuntarily when the other party's index finger reached into the ears and touched those soft and fine fluffy hairs.
"Oh, my sister is so good! I still have this posture!" said Tirpitz, his eyes glowing, and she had already typed a line drawing as a practice even when Bismarck had just begun to show his unbearable appearance.
Sun Wen was put down by Bismarck, who was weak, and after his feet landed, he ran to Tirpitz's side as soon as he slipped up the dead housegirl who was smiling and looking at "don't stop" and pushed it out of the door, and didn't even bother to help Bismarck, whose legs were trembling, to sit on the bed first.
"Brother-in-law, you can't be partial! I want to see my sister! I want to draw a book! Brother-in-law, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge, what about the friendship between us playing games and reading books together? You can't do this! I want to see my sister! I want to see my sister's ......."
Tirpitz, who was pushed outside step by step by Sun Wenti's back collar with his clothes slipped, shouted a few words in her mouth, but after finding that Sun Wen was indifferent, she looked at the door that was getting closer and closer to her, and finally gritted her teeth and used her "trick".
"Brother-in-law, how about we sleep together? I'm a little more meaty than my sister, it's definitely more delicious! Just let me draw my sister's book, and I'll give it to you later?"
"Oh?" Sun Wen stopped.
"Hey, hey, it went!" Tirbitz smiled inwardly and let go of his hands against the door frame, and then he was about to turn back, but he didn't expect to be thrown out like garbage by Sun Wen in the next moment.
"You dead housegirl, if you want to sleep with you, first change the habit of not taking a bath and playing games and not admitting if you lose!" Sun Wen said, closing and locking the door before Tirpitz was standing outside the door.
Listening to the sound of Tirpitz kicking the door outside, Sun Wen's face showed an unusually happy smile, and he also kicked Tirpitz silently at the door for a while, and then turned to look at Bismarck after there was no movement outside.
"Bismarck, do you feel better?" Sun Wen was a little embarrassed when he asked, although Bismarck looked a lot better than just now, but letting Bismarck show such a look would always make him think of the night when he fed Bismarck too much cat grass on the boat.
Sure enough, Bismarck unusually reached out and climbed up to Sun Wen, who was approaching, and she hooked Sun Wen's neck and stared at each other as if she were observing prey, cursing her mouth without saying a word, occasionally sticking out her tongue and licking the corners of her mouth.
Seeing Bismarck's movements like a big cat, Wakaba thought to himself: It's over. This time, it is estimated that he will either be scratched or eaten.
But at this moment Bismarck happened to speak: "Sir, is this what it feels like to be filled? it feels like it is about to overflow......" she said and lowered her head in confusion and let go of one hand and touched her chest, "why did I think it was just my weakness before?"
"Because ......," Sun Wen looked at Bismarck, and after a long time of thinking in his heart, he pretended to be unintentional, "because you were too young at that time." Saying that, he showed a somewhat helpless smile, and silently thought in his heart: It's not like it's like it's about to be in estrus at any time now......