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Chapter 726: The Dragon and the Phoenix Are Xiang

When the fat man heard this, he ran home, followed by a large group of people. rushed into the house, only to see that his mother and mother-in-law were there, Xiaoyu was lying on the kang, sweat beads were rolling on her face, and she was holding Aunt Wang's hand tightly. The fat man's mother shouted in a panic: "The amniotic water has broken, and it looks like it is about to give birth!"

"Xiaoyu-stop-" The fat man was also sweating on his head, and he had already said that he wanted Xiaoyu to be hospitalized at the health station in the past two days, but now looking at the situation, it is obviously too late.

"I'll see-" Bigfoot's sister-in-law broke in in a hurry, and didn't forget to turn around and shout: "Unmarried girls and children, don't come in!"

"Uncle Fat is still in there—" Qiqi muttered with some dissatisfaction, and the little guy was also worried about going in, so it would be good to cheer up Sister Xiaoyu.

Seeing that Bigfoot just closed the door, Qiqi pushed open a small crack and slipped into the house. They were stupid outside, and they didn't know what was going on, and they were in chaos, so they also probed their brains to enter the house, and were knocked out by Qiqi.

The sister-in-law quickly closed the window, closed the curtains, turned on the electric light, and went to the kang without even taking off her shoes. Fatty, don't turn around first, I've picked up more than ten babies, and I've been an only child in the past few years, and I'm expensive, and I've all gone to the hospital, so I didn't all have a kang head at home before!"

Hearing him say this, the fat man also had a little bottom in his heart: "Sister-in-law, then I will hand over the little jade lady to you!"

"Hehe, but these twins are also the first time I have picked them up, it doesn't matter, one sheep is also driven, and the two sheep are also released. Bigfoot put a plastic sheet on the kang, pulled a few balls of toilet paper and spread it on it, then moved Xiaoyu to it, took off her pants, and shouted to the fat man: "You boil water, you don't need your big man to help here." ”

As soon as he heard about boiling water, the fat man suddenly sounded something: "Sister-in-law, there is a kind of underwater birth now, I checked it on the computer two days ago, and it is said that it is good for both mother and child, let's use this, right?"

"Nonsense, if a child is born in water, it will not be drowned. "Bigfoot thinks the fat man is a bit whimsical.

"The child lives in the amniotic fluid in the womb, and now there are underwater births in big cities, mainly to alleviate the pain of the mother. The fat man looked at the big pigtails on the kang and looked distressed. The main thing is that he has the water in the wooden box, which is the water of life, which is definitely good.

"I don't know what you're talking about. "Bigfoot hasn't practiced this underwater birth.

"Everything else is the same, just soak Xiaoyu's body in water. The fat man rushed to the outhouse, Ye Zi was already boiling water in the cauldron, and the fat man's drinking water was all made from the wooden box, so there was no need to prepare it specially.

Move the big wooden tub that usually baths into the house, this guy is like a wooden basin and a water tank, the main reason is that fat people used to like to bathe with a water tank, and last year they made this big bath, which is much deeper than the average bath.

Rinse with water, the water in the pot is also boiled, put cold water in the large bathtub first, and then mix the hot water with a basin, the water temperature is probably slightly higher than the body temperature of a normal person, so that when the child is born, the external environment is similar to that in the mother's body. The fat man carefully carried the big braid into the basin of water, and lay it right in the basin, grabbing the edge of the basin with both arms, which could exert strength.

After soaking in the water, the big braid felt that the pain in the waist and abdomen was relieved a lot, and the mouth no longer screamed. Kiki took a towel and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"What's going on—" The old man Wu screamed outside the door, and they were all waiting there, mixed with the chirping of the fat ones. The dearest people in the family were all in the house, and these guys were a little flustered.

"It's not raw—fat, clumsy, hairy, you all stop and don't make a mess, don't you see that we're all busy—" The fat man roared, and the hearts of the people and animals outside settled down a little.

"It's out—" Bigfoot shouted, and the baby's brain was exposed, and soon, the whole body came out, and the little guy closed his eyes and mouth, and danced his little arms and legs in the water.

"You can swim, that's amazing!" Kiki couldn't help but praise.

Bigfoot has really never experienced this situation, and I don't know what to do. The fat man was determined: "Sister-in-law, fish out the child, and then do what you want to do-"

As soon as the brain melon came out of the water, the little guy opened his mouth, closed his eyes and howled a few times, shouting to this new world to announce his arrival.

"This voice - hey, it's the same as me!" the fat man was so happy that he didn't know what to say.

"Hehe, this little face is twitching, just like a little monkey, man evolved from apes, that's right. This kind of scene gave Kiki a vivid lesson in the origin of human beings.

The fat man was also relieved to see the first baby born smoothly: "Life was originally born in the ocean, so this underwater birth is still relatively scientific!"

He was right, but he wouldn't have dared to do it without the magical source in the wooden box.

Under the command of the fat man, the bigfoot sister-in-law put the little baby in the water, gently wiped the body, and then took it out to cut the umbilical cord, and then wrapped the little guy with the prepared red cloth, especially the two legs, which were also tied straight, and a piece of tart was stuffed under the buttocks, and then put it on the kang head and covered with a small quilt.

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "Sister-in-law, my baby didn't commit any crimes, don't tie it up at birth, this is the old way, it's stupid to tie up the children, let's spread it." ”

"I've been serving children like this all the time, and I haven't looked at any of them as fools. Bigfoot muttered, but let go of the leggings for the little baby, and then prepared to take the next one.

"Girl, boy?" The old man outside couldn't hold back again.

"I didn't spare time to see, let's wait until I'm done—" The fat man replied, and then looked at the big braids, fortunately, although his face was a little pale, but his energy was quite strong, on the one hand, he was well nourished, and on the other hand, it was also related to her exercise during pregnancy.

After a while, another baby was also successfully produced, and the two babies went to the kang side by side and fell asleep.

The big braid soaked in the water for a while, and after the placenta fell out, he was helped up by the fat man, dried his body, and then carried to the kang and covered with a small thin quilt.

"Big brother, let's see if it's a boy or a girl-" The big pigtail glanced at the two children on the kang with a happy face, finally becoming a mother, a little nervous in the excitement, but more in anticipation.

The fat man gently lifted the small quilt: "Haha, it's a girl-"

"Yay-" Qiqi stretched out a small slap and high-fived the fat uncle in the air, both of them were adding Xiaoyu, both of them liked girls. However, the big braid felt a little regretful in his heart, after all, several old people were still looking forward to having a male baby.

"Haha—this is a stinky boy!" the fat man lifted another small quilt.

"Dragon and phoenix fetus, fat man, Xiaoyu, you husband and mother are really blessed, congratulations!" "Bigfoot sister-in-law generally delivers babies to others, and they all look at men and women first, and this fat man has to do tricks, which makes her a little hurried, and she doesn't care about it.

The group of people outside who listened to the letter also heard it, and immediately cheered, and several old people were the happiest, after all, the older they are, the more they cherish their new life. Everyone pushed open the door and was about to break in.

shouted at the sister-in-law and hurriedly crossed the door: "Don't come in first, come in." ”

According to local customs, after the baby is born, the first person to enter the house is the one who was born, and they are generally chosen a long time ago, and most of them are people with a bit of status, or they are rich and noble. When the time comes, find a reason to invite people into the house, and it will be considered a child.

"I'm advanced!" Old Man Wu pulled the fat old man, and the second old man stepped into the house. The other people outside have no opinion, and these two old people are the most appropriate.

"This male baby is called Uncle Wu Hug, and this female baby is called Xu Lao Hug, divide it for you, save the fight-" The fat man handed the baby to the two old men, and everyone had the heart to come to the front to take a closer look.

The faces of the two little guys are like carved out of a mold, their faces are twitching, and they are covered with a layer of fine hair, and between their eyebrows and eyes, there are more places like big braids.

When the fat man heard it, he was noisy and looked like Xiaoyu, so he muttered dissatisfiedly: "Look at that mouth, it's exactly the same as me!"

Everyone laughed: "Don't be like you, it's all stubble." ”

So he hugged the baby to Xiaoyu and told her to take a look. Seeing Xiaoyu gently touching the faces of the two babies with his fingertips, the fat man's heart was warm: "Xiaoyu, this is our baby." ”

"Don't be slimy, fatty, hurry up and boil millet porridge and boil eggs, at least four times a day. After three days, boil some chicken soup again. In the future, you will serve the confinement every day!" Bigfoot sister-in-law meant, she had to make the fat man turn around.

The fat man ran happily to the outhouse, but before he could go out, he was squeezed back by the clumsy and chubby them, and there were a bunch of them, and even the ugly and the flowery faces rushed into the house.

"What are you doing—you want to pick the baby too, it's over, let's go out first, you guys are too noisy!" the fat man began to push out.

Qiqi blinked a few times with big eyes: "Uncle Fat, don't pick them up, let them all be quiet, and rest assured, otherwise Maomao and stupid are curious, and when we don't pay attention, Mao's hands and feet will not be good." ”

"Well, that makes sense. The fat man thought that this was the case, so he organized them in a line and went up to visit them one by one.

seems to know that these two little lives are unusual, these guys are quite honest, there is no hairy hands, only stupid stretched out a big slap and gently touched the baby's little hand. The fat man didn't stop him, because Stupid knows how to be careful, and he has always been very gentle with those animals that are weaker than him.

When it was Maomao's turn, the guy scratched the monkey's head, then pulled something out of his breast pocket and put it in front of the pillow. The fat man took it in his hand and looked at it: five yuan.

The fat man also scratched his brain: "This counts as milk?"