291.Chapter 291: Shopping Adventures
"You're bullying me!" Lu Yuchen knew that if he was reasonable, he would definitely not be able to tell Lynch, so he simply bit it to death and said, "The eldest sister can testify!"
"Oh, okay, okay, Yuchen can give it to her if she wants, such a big person is with you, and I still owe you this little thing. Lin Miaomiao, as a sister-in-law, naturally can't speak to her own family, otherwise people should think that their sister and brother are bullying other people's mother's family. Although Lin Miaomiao has never been exposed to this kind of worldly thing, she also subconsciously knows how to deal with the relationship between her aunt and sister-in-law.
"That's it, it's still the eldest sister who knows that it hurts. When Lu Yuchen heard his sister-in-law say this, it was as beautiful as something, as if he had found a backer, leaned on Lin Miaomiao's side, and shook his head at Lynch vigorously.
Lynch silently lascivious in his heart, and said, "The bottle can be given to you, but you'd better return the contents of the bottle." ”
It didn't matter if Lin Qi didn't remind him, he reminded him like this, Lu Yuchen quickly uncorked the bottle and poured the remaining three Qi Replenishing Golden Pills in his palm.
I saw that this pill was golden on the outside, and it was heavy in the palm of my hand, the size of a thumb, just like a golden bean made of gold. When you sniff it, there is a faint smell of medicine.
"Cut, what did I think, isn't it just a few jelly beans?" Lu Yuchen said in his heart that this stinky Lynch was really picky, as if I was short of sugar to eat.
"Poof......
It's not just Lynch who is happy, but also Lin Miaomiao, who has always been unsmiling, even calls this thing jelly beans, and there is no one left.
"What are you laughing at, did I say the wrong thing?" Lu Yuchen is not a martial artist, naturally she will not have heard of the Qi Replenishing Golden Pill, if she knew that she was holding 1500 million in her hands now, she would probably be able to faint with excitement, after all, the total assets of the Jiamei Group she created single-handedly are only a few billion yuan in market value.
Lynch knew that it would be difficult to explain even if he explained, so he simply said: "Wife, this is not an ordinary jelly bean, its scientific name is Shujin Huomai Yishou Dan, right?"
"Pull it down, relax the tendons, live the veins, and live the veins, and what is the longevity. Lu Yuchen is an atheist herself, so she believes in science very much, as a business leader, she naturally knows that this so-called tonic is just using the superstitious psychology of consumers to give an exaggerated name to the product, which is a typical marketing method, and my husband even believes this? It's too stupid......
As my Lu Yuchen's man, how can he be so stupid, he really shouldn't be.
"You see, I knew you didn't believe it. Lynch got angry when he saw her playing clever, and simply explained in depth: "I'll tell you the truth, this pill was refined by me, and the name was also given by me, and I used it to save several critically ill people, including the director Yan of Qinling Central Hospital, if you don't believe it, you can call to verify and see if what I said is true or false." ”
When Lu Yuchen heard this, he couldn't help but believe it. Lynch is proficient in medicine, she can perceive it, not to mention far away, let's just say that the massage she enjoys every day is the best she has ever felt, and it has obvious results. Before she didn't know Lynch, she liked to go to health spas, and she spent a lot of money on the membership cards she applied for in various high-end clubs.
But in addition to the elegant environment, the maintenance effect of that kind of place is really average, which is to cheat customers out of money in their pockets.
If it is really like what Lynch said, this pill can cure diseases and save people, then the name of Relax Muscle and Activate Pulse Yishou Pill has been quite euphemistic.
"Lin Qi, do you know Doctor Yan?" Lu Yuchen couldn't help but be a little surprised when he heard Dean Yan, Yan Bonian, as the Taishan Beidou of the medical community in Qinling and even the entire provincial capital, was the object of competition among many officials and nobles.
"Yes, I saved his life, didn't you hear that?" Lynch smiled.
"You also saved his life?" Lu Yuchen was distracted for a moment, so she didn't remember what Lin Qi said just now, and she heard him mention Dean Yan.
"Why are you making such a fuss, what's wrong with the divine doctor, the divine doctor is also a human being, and he doesn't jump out of the cracks in the stones, birth, old age, sickness and death are normal. Lynch really wanted to tell his wife, not only did he save Yan Bonian's life, but Yan Bonian didn't dare to call himself a miracle doctor in front of him, so he could only call himself a junior. But he was afraid that if he said such a thing, Lu Yuchen would not believe it or not, and he would think that he was talking crazy.
"I didn't know you were so powerful. In Lu Yuchen's impression, Lynch has always been the image of a big fighting master, she didn't expect that he would also dabble in such a meticulous and profound skill as medicine, and his Taoism is not shallow. Now it's okay, if someone is sick at home in the future, you don't have to go to the hospital to go to the trouble, and you can solve the problem at home.
Facing the adoring eyes of his eldest wife, Lynch smiled proudly: "There are many things you don't know, if you want to know, come to my room in the middle of the night to find me, and I will discuss the relevant issues with you in depth." ”
When Lynch said this, he deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "deep", and the embarrassed Lu Yuchen grabbed and twisted him, and his delicate face turned into a ripe red apple.
Lin Miaomiao sat on the sofa, watching Lynch being chased by Lu Yuchen, her eyes smiled into two crooked crescents, her impression of this brother-in-law was neither good nor bad. If it starts from her heart. She still hopes that her brother can find a woman who can take care of his diet and daily life, because Lynch has been raised by her since he was a child.
But love is like this, there is no standard answer to love, two people are together, and they can live happily and happily every day, perhaps more than anything else.
"Don't beat my wife, can't I be wrong?" At this moment, Lynch has been forced to have no way to escape, he squatted silently in the corner, holding his head in his hands, and his posture was quite standard.
Lu Yuchen was like a female man, carrying a Winnie the Pooh doll in his hand, and aiming at Lynch was a dazzling offensive.
He is used to this kind of abuse, anyway, it doesn't hurt or itch on his body, every time at the end, Lu Yuchen is always tired and panting, but Lynch has nothing to do.
Lin Miaomiao was stunned, she felt that this picture was really warm, like two ignorant children playing and playing for a trivial matter.
Before she met Lu Yuchen, Lin Miaomiao couldn't understand how her younger brother fell in love with this girl. It stands to reason that with his bohemian character, it is difficult to completely quiet a hot and free heart, to enjoy the flowers in the world, and to live an ordinary life of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.
But he just did it, he is willing to unload the glory of the past, return to his hometown like a retired veteran, plant vegetables and water the fields, and live and work in peace and contentment.
Maybe he didn't like the life of fighting and killing, and he didn't like to walk on the edge of life and death like a blade.
However, who in this world really likes to fight and kill?
Most of them are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves......
"Hehe, I'm tired, thank you wife for helping me beat my back. When Lu Yuchen couldn't move, Lynch got up and preached with a hippie smile.
Lu Yuchen's nose was almost crooked, she couldn't take this scoundrel anymore, so she simply sacrificed a killer idea, the love was brewing in place, her little face wrinkled, and her eyes began to droop......
"Don't don't, don't cry, I didn't mess with you. The most unbearable thing for Lynch was that the beautiful woman cried in front of him, and quickly took someone into her arms and coaxed her sweetly.
"Hmph, you're just messing with me, bad husband. Lu Yuchen was coquettish on her lips, but she was very proud in her heart, because she found Lynch's weakness.
She felt that no matter what happened to her in the future, as long as she pretended to be aggrieved and wanted to cry, Lynch would have to say good things to her.
In fact, where is Lynch so stupid, he just doesn't want to expose this little woman's ghost tricks. In his heart, Lu Yuchen is a little willful little woman.
This is her innocent side, and people can only express Xiàn so real when they are facing their beloved.
She doesn't like to be called a goddess at all, and she doesn't like to talk about it in front of the flash, that's what she likes, to be pampered like a child.
"Okay, okay, the eldest sister finally came here, let's not stay at home, take the eldest sister out for a good shopping. ”
Hearing the eldest wife's suggestion, Lynch really wanted to crash to death on the toilet seat, which is probably a common problem of all men - shopping phobia.
But on this matter, almost all women can reach a consensus, and Lu Yuchen and Lin Miaomiao are naturally no exception.
It is only a twenty-minute drive from the Splendid Home to the largest shopping plaza in Qinling City, and in these twenty minutes, Lynch is fully mentally prepared.
The places they frequented were basically luxury physical stores, and when the clerks saw Lu Yuchen and Lin Miaomiao's fashionable dress, they all looked like they had been beaten with chicken blood.
Lynch, on the other hand, wears a very casual outfit, just a casual dress that looks extremely cheap.
Only on formal occasions will he choose a suit carefully selected for him by his eldest wife to show his dignity.
"Lynch, what do you think of this bra, how about I put it on?" In a store specializing in women's bra panties, Lu Yuchen held a light pink bra and asked Lynch.
"Good...... It seems to be a bit big......" Lynch almost blurted out, although he had not touched his eldest wife's snow-white pigeon, but he didn't look up every day, just by visual inspection, he could guess Lu Yuchen's cup, her Dongdong was only a little smaller than Su Mi, and Su Mi's Dongdong was similar to Sister Miaomiao, so when compared before and after, the result naturally came out.
"Lynch, you go to die!" Lu Yuchen is so angry, you said that the corset is a little big, doesn't it just dislike that my breasts are a little small?
This dead Lynch, stinky Lynch, rotten Lynch, king eight calves, Lynch, when I get home, I'll settle accounts with you!
Deal...... It's a big deal!
"Well, look, I'm going out and smoking a cigarette. Lynch knew that he was at a loss, so he quickly found an excuse and ran away in disgrace.
"Madam, do you still want this corset?" asked a young clerk, trembling towards Lu Yuchen.
"Yes, wrap it up for me!" Lu Yuchen replied coldly, she planned to put it on when she went home, and then called Lynch into the room and told him to face the facts and be convinced!
The price of this corset is still around 7,000 yuan, but for Lu Yuchen, it is a drop in the bucket, and what she bought is a comfortable one.
Lin Miaomiao, like Lu Yuchen, is also a woman who loves beauty, so the more they shopped, the more they enjoyed it, and they entered the shopping spree mode, completely leaving Lynch behind.
Lynch didn't plan to follow them at all, so he found a random drink shop, bought a glass of seasonal juice, and walked leisurely while drinking.
Soon, a watch store caught his eye, as he saw an Omega from the same Seamaster series on the counter.
It's just that Lynch's watch, which has been specially modified by the Secret Service's R&D team, is equipped with a high-energy laser emitter and fine metal wire.
The devastating tsunami on the isolated island razed Watergate Prison to the ground, and the materials he handed in when he was in prison were naturally buried in the sea.
So Lynch wanted to buy a watch of the same series, and asked Sister Miaomiao to bring it back to the Secret Service Bureau and let the colleagues in the R&D team reprocess it.
Even though he is no longer on a mission, he needs such equipment to accompany him, in case he can use it in the future?
When Lynch walked into the store, the clerk at the counter did not immediately greet him, but glanced at him, and then continued to play mobile games.
Lynch immediately frowned, he had not visited the luxury store, and the clerks almost greeted him warmly and politely like a god.
The clerks at this watch shop were fortunate that none of them paid attention to him, either playing with their mobile phones or chatting together.
But Lynch didn't care about that, he began to pick it up on his own, and there were not only classic styles in the showcase, but also many new models that had just been launched.
"Hey, take this out and I'll take a look. Lynch knocked on the glass counter and said to the girl who was playing with her phone with her head down.
The girl looked absent-minded, just glanced at the watch that Lynch said, and said indifferently: "This watch is a constellation series, priced at 150,000 yuan, and there is no discount activity for the time being." ”
After her brief introduction, she didn't bother with Lynch, but continued to fiddle with her phone happily.
Lynch is a little angry now, he has never seen such a free and loose salesman in such a big life, and playing with his mobile phone is more important than receiving customers.
"I didn't ask you how much, I said let you take it out and have a look. Lynch was angry, but not angry.
But as soon as she had said this, the girl was still immersed in the mobile game as if she hadn't heard it, and a look of impatience appeared on her face.
Tuk tuk!
Lynch's face turned cold, and he stretched out his finger and knocked heavily on the glass counter a few times.
The salesman raised his head at this time, and said with a little disgust in his eyes: "The watches are all the same, what's so good-looking, can you afford to lose it?"
Lynch said what kind of watch are you, paper paste and urine sticky? I'll take a look, can I show you that it's broken?
"Giggles, look at the poor sour look he wears, he looks like a part-time worker, and it's almost the same to buy an electronic watch. Not far away, several clerks scanned back and forth on Lynch's body with malicious intentions, and the cheap clothes on Lynch's body seemed to them to be completely a symbol of poverty, how could such a person spend 150,000 yuan to buy a watch, and it didn't match at all.
Lynch heard them whispering, and then realized why he didn't want to be welcomed, if he was wearing a designer suit today, the snobbish attitude might be the opposite.
At this moment, a young man and a woman walked in from outside the door, the man looked rather strange, wearing lip gloss and eye shadow, with a handful of red hair standing up high on his head, bald on both sides, wearing a thumb-thick gold necklace around his neck, and a string of diamond stud earrings on his ears. The female ones are slightly more normal, but the makeup is very thick, as if they have just been fished out of the fat powder box.
They emitted a pungent smell of perfume, and Lynch was sick to his stomach for a while.
But this smell smells to the salesmen, but it is a symbol of local tyrants and wealth. What they like to receive the most is this kind of guest who wears gold and silver, as long as his mouth is sweet, he can sell something.
When they do this kind of store sales, they all have a certain performance commission, and how many transactions are completed in a month determines their final income.
"Hey, do you buy it or not? If you don't buy it, hurry up and go, don't affect the consumption of other guests. When the girl saw the owner of the money, she immediately lost her patience with Lynch, for her, time is money, so she will not waste her time on customers who have no spending power.
Despite repeated orders from superiors, all customers should be treated as warm as spring.
It's a pity that there are policies and countermeasures, and in other words, in the face of real profits, who would do this.
Lynch was still enduring it, if the other party was a man, he would have smoked it a long time ago. It's a pity that the other party is a powerless girl, a female killer like Yang Susu, Lynch can't bear to kill her, let alone an ordinary girl who doesn't even have any combat power.
No matter what the occasion, a man who beats a woman will basically not be reasonable, unless the woman looks like a Japanese sumo wrestler, and the lethality is too explosive.
This seems to have become an unspoken rule that is tacitly accepted by society, and Lynch doesn't know which bastard first proposed it, but he feels that he needs to seek justice on the spot.
Whether it's about dignity or personality, if you talk to me like that, I'm sure I won't tolerate it anymore, unless I'm the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Lynch looked at her like this, neither speaking nor moving his position, which meant: You came and hit me!
The girl was watched by Lynch for a long time, and when she saw it, she felt furious in her heart, and completely subconsciously bit her lip, and frowned: "You...... What are you looking at me for?"