420.Chapter 420: My Bladder Is Going to Explode

"I'm a mother...... Brother Monkey was blown up with chrysanthemums?"

"Good ...... This stab...... It's so hurtful...... The chrysanthemum is going to be crippled......"

"Luckily...... Brother Monkey is not a...... You don't need chrysanthemums...... It doesn't matter if it's broken......"

"It doesn't matter......? Donima's pain......"

Everyone stopped, looked at the tragic situation of Brother Monkey and sighed, the yellow-skinned monkey wanted to die, but before he died, cut off all the tongues of those who said cool words!

Yang Tian made a successful move, and even he felt that he was full of creativity, and couldn't help but flick it the cocked single. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"Woohoo...... Woohoohoo...... It hurts Lao Tzu to death......"

The yellow-skinned monkey screamed loudly and exclaimed, while jumping and jumping like a kangaroo. But no matter how much he jumped, the pain always followed him, making him even more insane!

He suddenly felt that his hands were wet, and there was a hot current gushing out of the gap between his buttocks, so he hurriedly dipped his hands in them, turned them over, and was suddenly stupid!

"Oh my god...... It's blood...... Lao Tzu chrysanthemum left blood......"

His face changed from the color of pig's liver to iron blue, and then from iron blue to red, and he was already panicking.

"Hurry, hurry...... Help me pull it out...... I'm going to the hospital...... Going to the hospital ......"

The yellow-skinned monkey finally came to his senses and seemed to have forgotten about Yang Tiandu.

The dog-legged attendant who was beaten to the point of having a broken nose and a bloody face came up and said viciously: "Brother Monkey...... We were all beaten so badly...... Did you get rid of this little egg boy first?"

"Waste...... If you are paralyzed, Lao Tzu's injury can't wait for a moment...... Let's go to the hospital first, pull out the stick, treat the chrysanthemum, and then take care of other messy things...... Damn it...... I would have listened to my eldest brother if I had known it...... I regret it, this guy is so ruthless...... You ****** want to abolish someone and you stay, and then go to the hospital if you abolish him...... Brother Monkey, I won't accompany ......"

The yellow-skinned monkey had a bitter face, and as soon as he said hello, several of his subordinates immediately rushed up to help him leave quickly, and Yang Tian saw that two lines of red blood flowed out of his buttocks, which flowed down his two-legged pants and dripped to the ground, forming two trajectories......

The heart-rending sound of the yellow-skinned monkey faded away, and the thugs also left quickly.

Yang Tian was surprised inexplicably, and secretly thought: "This is the end......?

How did Yang Tian know that it was his crazy chrysanthemum insertion method that frightened everyone, everyone was afraid of being inserted chrysanthemums like this, and he would not be able to be a man in the future?

When he was sighing, when he looked back, he saw that the smoke of burning paper money by the lonely grave was almost gone, he hurriedly turned around and walked back, and when he walked to Ji Xiaoqing's side, he pretended that nothing had happened and asked, "Xiaoqing, what time is it?"

Ji Xiaoqing glanced at him: "Don't you have a watch?

Yang Tian smirked, he actually forgot that he was still wearing a watch, it was really inferior!

"Uh...... It's almost five o'clock...... I didn't expect time to pass so quickly......"

Yang Tian had nothing to say.

"You're hungry again, aren't you? It's okay, I'm done worshipping too...... Let's go...... Back to the county just in time for dinner......"

Yang Tian snorted, it is best to go now, and he is agreeing.

Walking out of the cemetery, because it is a suburb, so people are still relatively scarce, and it is not easy to wait for a taxi to take a taxi back, and when I arrive at the county seat, it is already six o'clock in the evening, and it is already dark.

casually found a food stall to eat, at this time, it was already more than seven o'clock, the two of them returned to the hotel, Ji Xiaoqing suddenly remembered to go to the front desk to open another room, just handed over the ID card, the front desk lady showed an apologetic smile: "I'm sorry, the room has been opened, there is no empty room for the time being...... I'm really sorry. ā€

"No more rooms?"

Ji Xiaoqing frowned, and couldn't help but glance at Yang Tian beside him.

Yang Tian shrugged his shoulders and made a helpless and very free and easy action.

"Xiaotian, there is no room...... What should I do then?" she looked a little displeased, secretly annoying that she hadn't come to open the room earlier, and she didn't remember until the room was gone.

"It's okay, just one at a time...... I'm going to spend the night......"

Yang Tian was originally a person who didn't like trouble, and he felt that a room was not a big deal, but it was a big deal for him to sleep on the sofa.

"Okay. ā€

Ji Xiaoqing was helpless, so he could only follow Yang Tian upstairs.

When she entered the room, she also took a look around, and found that there was no place to lie down except for the bed, and the sofa in the suite was not called a sofa at all, but two large chairs like cloth chairs.

This kind of chair is okay to sit on, maybe very comfortable, but it is simply a crime to sleep, Xiaotian has helped her so much, how can he let him sleep in a chair?

"Teacher Ji, what are you thinking?"

Yang Tian's worried voice came from his ears.

"Nothing...... Nothing ......."

She panicked, hurriedly perfunctory, thought about it and said, "By the way, I'm quite tired today, I'll go take a shower first......"

Yang Tian scratched his head, feeling that Teacher Ji was so elusive, and when she came back from the cemetery, she seemed to be a different person, and she couldn't see through it.

Watching her open her suitcase, take out a complete set of clean clothes and enter the bathroom, Yang Tian shook his head helplessly, turned on the TV and sat on the bed watching absentmindedly.

In the bathroom, there was the sound of ticking water, which made him think about it.

Teacher Ji is a mature woman he has ever seen whose figure is second only to Sister Yuanyuan, in sexy words, she is a mature woman, but in fact, Teacher Ji is a virgin who is so pure that she can't be more pure.

When he was in school before, he had always been obscene with Teacher Ji, and even thought about the picture of her taking a naked shower in the bathroom, as well as the scene of her scratching her head in the bathroom, and then being pushed against the wall by herself.

"No, no...... I can't be cranky anymore...... Otherwise, if you can't control yourself, you will be finished if you do something bad to Teacher Ji......"

Yang Tian stood up, paced back and forth, and drank two large glasses of water to calm his mind.

But before my mind calmed down, I felt that the urge to urinate was rushing up.

Originally, he didn't "let go of water" when he went to the cemetery for a few hours, but when he came back, Mr. Ji took the first place to occupy the bathroom, and now he blindly drank two large glasses of water, and his bladder had a feeling of being distended.

He couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to knock on the bathroom door: "Teacher Ji...... Are you alright...... I...... I'm so anxious...... Want to pee ......"

Ji Xiaoqing had just washed halfway through the bath, and when he heard the sound, he hurriedly stopped spraying, frowned and said, "What's wrong? Is it urgent? What should I do? You bear with me, I haven't washed ...... yet."

Yang Tian panicked: "No, I can't bear it...... You open the door first and let me pee, my bladder is going to explode...... Please......"