"Let's let go, let's go, the people in front of me let go!" Seeing that the robber got into the crowd and moved forward flexibly along the gap, Lynch's embarrassment, if he was told to rush hard, he would be able to rush through, but the person who crashed along the way would be unlucky.

Although Lynch began to shout for concessions from a long distance, the audience did not hear the loud sound at the scene.

"I'm just ****! Is this guy a loach? Lynch scolded, saying that he couldn't bear it at all.

Originally, in public, Lynch didn't want to expose his strength, but as a dignified Chinese agent, he was dumped when chasing a robber, and if this matter reached the ears of his peers, he would be embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house.

And the kid who snatched the schoolbag, how familiar he looked, it was like having just met.

Thinking of this, Lynch secretly breathed his true qi from the sea of qi, and with the help of the soles of his feet, he took two steps and jumped onto an oncoming jeep.

The jeep driver was frightened, stepped on the brakes to the end, poked his head out of the window, and was just about to scold, his expression was as if he had been evil, completely shocked.

I saw Lynch jump into the crowd with the help of the height of the jeep, his toes tapping on a very dazzling bald head, his body was like a rabbit, his calves kicked back, and he rushed out with a whoosh.

"Damn, who stepped on my head, looking for death, isn't it, stand up for Lao Tzu! I promise not to kill you! ”

"Hey, who stepped on my head, can you walk, you can't look at the dot when you walk?"

"Which crew is making a martial arts movie, right? But that guy doesn't seem to have a hanging on him......"

Hearing the quarrel and angry scolding behind him, Lynch smiled slightly, fortunately, the speed was fast enough that no one took a picture with his mobile phone, otherwise it would definitely cause a lot of sensation if it was uploaded to the Internet. He still remembers the incident of Wang Stick, which was made into a video and named "Crazy Cool Bombing the Sky, Real Filming of Folk Martial Arts Masters Beating Unscrupulous City Managers!" 》。

As a result, this video, which is only three minutes long, has created more than 3 million views and more than 2,000 comments in just two days, and has been recommended on the homepage by that video website. Now when Lynch is bored, he will click to take a look, and he can often see some funny replies such as "male god, I want to give you a baby", "The hero begs me to be a boy".

Huang Wowo is really unlucky today, unlucky enough that the towel was on, and he didn't recruit anyone to go out and set up a stall. I thought I would be able to make a lot of money again, but I didn't think that a ruthless chick would be killed halfway, and there was a ruthless chick her brother, and the ruthless chick her brother was even more ruthless, not only debunking his guessing trick in public, but also sending him to the security room.

In addition to returning the gamblers' gambling money, all the remaining money on his body was confiscated by the dog security guards, saying that he was guilty of fraud, and if he dared not pay the fine, he would be arrested by the police. Huang Wowo almost didn't pee his pants when he heard it, so he said in his heart, don't make this trouble, get out first.

As for the three ancestral broken bowls, they have long been swept away as garbage by the cleaners of the playground.

Huang Wowo touched his pocket, and there was a one-dollar coin, but he could take a bus home. But if he went back like this, he was really unwilling, he was too anxious to come out in the morning, he didn't bother to eat breakfast, and he was going to take advantage of the weekend business to make a fortune, and then go to eat a big meal at noon.

Since the previous plan was in vain, Huang Wowo gritted his teeth and took a car to a shopping mall with a larger flow of people, ready to steal a wallet or something. How do you know that after touching for a long time, there is no target that can start, and I haven't eaten two meals in the morning and noon, and I am dizzy from hunger, if I don't open, the state will only get worse and worse, and I will have to be hungry for a day. The family is poor, and they don't even have instant noodles, so they can't open the window to drink the northwest wind, right?

Damn, since it's not easy to start, then I'll find an easy one to start.

Hey, there's a cute little sister in front of me, and I'm carrying a brand new bag in my hand.

In this way, Wenwen, who came home from school, didn't understand what was going on, and her schoolbag was snatched away by Huang Wowo.

That's where the drama of the beginning comes in.

Huang Wowo, who grabbed the hand, ran away, and ran halfway up the road only to find that what he was carrying in his hand was not the imaginary women's bag at all, but a schoolbag printed with cartoon characters. Younger sister! A broken schoolbag, how much money can be put in it, and ten yuan can reach the sky, right?

What's even more tragic is that poor student. After my sister was robbed, she chased her like she was dead, it didn't matter if she chased her, she really pulled out a knife to help.

Gotta play to your buddy's strengths and run......

But the person behind him is like kraft candy, he can't get rid of it at all, is he carrying it like this, and he has met the Olympic track and field champion?

It stands to reason that ordinary ordinary people can't run past him at all, cheating, pickpocketing, and trying to escape, and they have already been caught up and killed.

Huang Wowo panted while running, and plunged into the alley on the corner of the street, grandma's, bullying Lao Tzu for two meals without eating, right, if you pause for five minutes, give me a few meat buns to quench my hunger, I can get rid of you with one leg!

If Lynch knew he was thinking like this, he would definitely slap him in a circle, and then stomp him into a real nest.

One runs, the other chases, Lynch is chasing closer and closer, but he can see clearly, there is no one else, it is the yellow chicken nest in the morning.

Damn, I didn't see it, this kid is still an all-rounder, he can't be fooled, he robbed it instead, it's not good to rob anyone, he has to rob a little girl who is standing half a block shorter than him.

"Yellow chicken nest, where to escape!" Lynch snorted coldly, scared Huang Wowo was a spirit, his soul was about to fly, and he almost fell into the mud, this familiar voice, except for the ruthless chick and her brother, who else could there be?

"I'm just going to die, what's the matter if I have a grudge against you, you can follow me wherever I go!" Huang Wowo wanted to cry without tears and muttered, life is a coffee table, full of all kinds of cups, and it made a stone trip twice, is this still a stone, this is a stone spirit, right?

"Run, I'll see where you're going!" Lynch strode forward, and at this speed difference, it was only a matter of time before he caught up.

Although Huang Wowo is a little short of breath at this time, it is better than being beaten up violently, so he simply fights for his life and rushes forward without a head.

Suddenly, from the fork in the road in front of her, a girl ran out in a hurry, and shouted: "Stop, you stop me in the yellow chicken nest!" ”

Huang Wowo looked at it, her eyes were green, this girl ...... Isn't it a ruthless chick?

"Hmph, I'll see where you can escape, hand over my little sister's schoolbag to me, this woman will spare you from death!" Han Shiyao clasped her hands on her waist tightly, and said righteously.

The front is a ruthless chick, and the back is a ruthless chick and his brother, needless to say, he knows who to deal with first.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way of Lao Tzu, or I'll stab you to death!" The battle in the rivers and lakes, either you die or I die, Huang Wowo, who was cornered, gritted his teeth, took out a switchblade from his pocket, popped out the blade with a snap, and said viciously at Han Shiyao.

Han Shiyao is a ruthless chick, but it is completely based on Lynch's tiger power, if there is no Lynch to help her, let alone a switchblade, a pencil sharpener can scare her down, after all, she is still a cute little girl.

"Haha, I'm afraid!" Seeing Han Shiyao's frightened face, Huang Wowo shouted proudly, "You are still a woman, I think you are a pig man, right?"

Although Han Shiyao was very scared, she was not so confused, she suddenly remembered that Lynch had taught her the anti-wolf technique, and she didn't know if it worked.

When Huang Wowo walked to him, Han Xiaoniu suddenly pointed behind and shouted, "Wow, it's a gourd baby." ”

Hulu baby? Huang Wowo reflex, turned his head to look, the back was empty, there was a fart gourd baby......

"Haha, I've got you!" Han Xiaoniu grinned, and kicked the balls of the yellow chicken nest with a flirtatious leg, good guy, the kick was really accurate, just like aiming at it in advance, the yellow chicken nest hurt, screaming vigorously, holding the balls and lying on the ground and rolling.

"Hmph, I see if you dare to scare me with a knife!" Han Xiaoniu walked over, kicked the switchblade away, and stepped on the body of the yellow chicken nest.

"The woman spares her life, the woman spares her life...... I won't dare to ...... in the future" At this moment, the yellow chicken nest even has the heart to die, and he was subdued by this chick twice in a row, and he was kicked into the ball, and he felt that the balls were about to be kicked apart.

"Hmph, it's Yaoyao Woman!" Han Xiaoniu corrected very scoldly.

"Yes, Yaoyao Heroine spares her life...... "Where does the yellow chicken nest dare to bargain, this chick will do whatever she says."

When Lynch ran to him, he was a little stupid, and quickly asked, "You didn't hurt anywhere, Yaoyao." ”

"Brother Lynch, this guy wanted to stab me with a switchblade, and I cut off his grandchildren's feet with one move." Han Shiyao said with a smile.

"Holy!" Lynch's head was full of black lines, and he said in his heart, "You are not a tiger, you are simply a biao".

"Hey, Brother Lynch, am I awesome?"

"Awesome, awesome." Although Lynch's heart was scared for a while, he still praised it.

"Hehe, it's a pity that Sister Yuxin didn't see it." Han Shiyao rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Brother Lin Qi, hurry up and take a photo for me." ”

"Take pictures? Why do you take pictures? "Lynch kind of didn't understand what this chick was going to do.

"Oh, take it back and show it to Sister Yuxin, see if she dares to hit me on the head in the future." Han Shiyao said her heart, she can even handle the yellow chicken nest, can't she handle a Lu Yuxin? Don't think that if you are a sister, you can bully me casually, make me anxious, and I will cut off my children and grandchildren with one move...... Forget about cutting off children and grandchildren...... Too lethal.

Lynch didn't ruin her interest, and took out his mobile phone to take a few casual photos to record this historic moment.

"No, Brother Lynch, this is my little sister's schoolbag, which was snatched away by this big villain." Han Shiyao held the schoolbag, while Lynch grabbed the yellow chicken nest, and the two walked outside the alley together.