When the fat man scattered the chickens and geese to the chicken coop next to the deer farm, there were at least a hundred people around the chicken coop, and the little children in the village were basically all there, and there were many women, all of whom craned their necks to watch the excitement.

The chicks who had been released from the cage shook off their wings, stretched out their waists, and immediately became restless. Because they were all collected from each family, it was impossible to get along with each other, and conflicts soon broke out between them.

Those fifty roosters took the lead in provoking the war, these guys are aggressive by nature, especially so many colorful little hens around, and their male hormones have skyrocketed unprecedentedly, and the desire to conquer makes the crown red, as the old saying goes, sperm worms are on the brain.

"Fatty, I don't think there's something quite right. Zhang Laohan, who has rich experience in rural life, put forward his opinion: "The roosters are together, and they must defeat each other, and these guys seem to be fighting." ”

As soon as the words fell, the other side fluttered, and I saw two big roosters jumping into the air together, a meter long, kicking each other with their paws, and then colliding passionately, sprinkling chicken feathers.

After landing, one of the cockscombs was already bloody, but the small round eyes were still high-spirited, and the feathers on the neck stood up, and a small flower umbrella was opened.

Its opponent also had a trumpet around his neck, and both guys were fighting each other with their necks stretched out and their wings outstretched. Then he jumped up and fought in close quarters.

The little hens around also blew up the camp and flew around and squealed. A few of them even flapped their wings and flew high above the fence to avoid the wind. The rest of the roosters were also caught and killed, and the whole chicken coop was a mess.

Such a rare scene made the wild boys outside also excited, one by one screaming and screaming, jumping and jumping, beating and making trouble, more than the chickens inside.

The fat man was also anxious: "Qiqi, hurry up." At the critical moment, she can only settle the matter in person.

Qiqi looked at the cockfight, and when he heard the fat man greeting, he agreed, and with a confident and sweet smile on his face, he walked towards the chicken coop.

The fat man touched his chest with his hand: Good fellow, almost against the sky. In his mind, Qiqi is invincible, and even a big guy like a sika deer can be tamed, not to mention a small rooster.

But there are exceptions to everything, those roosters are red-eyed, and as soon as Kiki enters, there is a rooster that happens to be in the air, and its sharp claws grab Kiki's pink little face.

The fat man chuckled in his heart, but fortunately he stretched out his two arms to block his face, and then he dodged a move of the Nine Yin Rooster Claws.

Kiki stretched out his hand to appease a defeated white rooster, but the guy was angry, and Kiki was a punching bag, chasing her, and Kiki could only return defeated.

"Uncle Strange, they don't obey—" Kiki was so aggrieved that he spoke with a crying voice.

The big pigtail hurriedly took the little one in his arms, and said kind words to soothe her, so that she would not lose confidence.

"Fatty, look at what this is going on-" Zhang Laohan wanted to go into the house to get foreign cannons, and then shoot the town.

As soon as the fat man stomped his feet, he ran towards the village with his legs, and the speed was staggering.

"So a fat man can run so fast?" Bigfoot led a group of people to chase and intercept the chicks that flew out, and at the same time did not forget to exclaim.

"The fat man is also confused, what's the use of running to the village?"

Zhang Laohan remembered going around in circles: "This can be done, this can be done-"

After a while, the fat man flew back again, only to see a big rooster in his arms, which was the leader of the rooster world in Gushantun, the captain's five-flowered rooster.

Seeing such a spectacular scene, the five-flowered rooster immediately stared at each other, and his two wings competed. The fat man threw it into the air, and the five-flowered chicken was really unambiguous, landing steadily on the fence, and then raised his neck and sang: "Oh, oh, oh-"

This voice was high-pitched, and the pulse was long, resounding throughout the audience, whether it was the rooster fighting or the hen running around, it immediately stopped.

The five-flowered chicken spread its wings and flew down from the fence, holding its head high, click, click, click, step by step, passing through the flock, like a general inspecting a soldier, and like a captain holding a meeting for the members.

Just now there was a more vigorous rooster, which had already won three consecutive victories, of course he was not convinced, and pounced on it.

The five-flowered chicken jumped high and kicked with both paws, and the opponent was kicked out directly, and his head immediately drooped down, indicating submission.

There are no challengers at this time, and the five-flowered chicken is like standing out from the crowd, and after a round, he officially becomes the leader. Even the few hens that flew outside flew back obediently after the five-flowered chicken cooed softly.

The fat man took off his hat and wiped the beads of sweat on his head, and then he was snatched off by the big braid and re-buckled to his head: "It's winter, be careful of freezing." ”

Just now, the fat man was in a hurry, and remembered that the captain's big rooster was invincible all over the village, so he hurriedly invited it, and sure enough, it worked, and the chickens were completely stable.

"Look, you boys take a good look, this is called majesty, and when you grow up, you have to have this kind of spirit. "Zhang Laohan began to teach the wild boys, and the topic was called machismo.

Wang Sanpao couldn't help nodding again and again: "It makes sense, if it's not a little majestic, it's still called a master." ”

The fat man was about to nod his head after that, but he saw that the women had already begun to fight back. Bigfoot sister-in-law spoke the most: "Old Zhangtou, if you want to be majestic, why don't you ask for a wife." ”

The old ladies laughed together, and their arrogance was extremely arrogant. Especially when women are in a group, the power must not be ignored. In the history of Gushantun, there were once five women who joined forces, and in a daze, they ripped off a man's pants, and finally could only squat on the ground with their pants and beg for mercy.

Zhang Laohan was exposed, and he poked the lung tube, how not to be annoyed: "You old ladies and sisters are all unclean, and the wives who beat the noodles have the ability to go home and go with their masters." ”

After speaking, he didn't forget to ask Wang Sanpao to help him: "Third child, you said this is the reason, right?"

Wang Sanpao scratched his bearded chin: "I haven't moved my wife's finger, it's not good." ”

The women's camp laughed: "Who dares to say that the third child is not a master, he goes up the mountain to fight a bear and a blind man and a wild boar, and when he goes home, he doesn't beat his wife, and he is still a pure master." ”

"Those who beat their wives are incapable. It was Erzhuzi's daughter-in-law who said this, and she was hit by the soles of her shoes.

"Yes, you see when the little rooster has nagged the little hen, and they are all competing with the rooster. This is said at a high enough level, and even borrowing things to metaphor people is used, and it is not enough to support things and words.

……

Zhang Laohan was completely defeated, except for the little baby, most of the people present were old ladies, he was alone, and the only man was Wang Sanpao, but he was the best for his wife.

The dizzy Zhang Laohan suddenly found the fat man, pulled his arm and said, "Don't ask for a wife in the future, look at this gang, what are they all about?"

The fat man is looking at it vigorously, and this kind of collective fight is rare in the previous city. But he didn't think of his own business, so he pondered and said:

"Old man, I'm still young. "The fat man doesn't want to learn from this old-timer and fight a bachelor for the rest of his life.

Zhang Laohan was so angry that his beard straightened: "Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, will you dare to fight in the future?"

This question stumped the fat man, especially when he peeked and saw that the big pigtails seemed to be very concerned about the situation here, and his heart was even more confused.

"Ahem-" the fat man coughed, "Well, the hen can't crow, the rooster can't lay eggs—I still have to feed the chickens." ”