More than 2,000 years ago, when the first emperor sealed Mount Tai, he dreamed that there was a fairy ladder through the East China Sea, in order to seek immortality, so he traveled east to the sea in the hope of meeting the fairy ladder, but in the end he did not get it.

Three years later, Xu Fu wrote: "You have to fast, and ask for it from the boys and women."

So the first emperor: "Send Xu Fufa thousands of boys and women to the sea to seek immortals." ”

Xu Fu successively searched for the "fairy ladder" in the Bohai Sea and the Yellow Sea, but did not get it.

It was another year of winter, Qin Shi Huang toured south, Prime Minister Li Si and Prince Hu Hai accompanied him, and when he crossed the Qiantang River, he dreamed of the appearance of the fairy ladder!

Xu Fu wrote again and asked to go to sea!

More than a thousand years ago, Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, suddenly heard in his sleep that an immortal ladder had descended into the world, so he said to Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng: "Aiqing, are there immortals in this world!"

Li Chunfeng was about to answer, but was dragged by Yuan Tiangang behind him and said, "Your Majesty, the rotation of the Heavenly Dao has its own fixed number, and immortals cannot be sought!"

Tang Taizong sighed and said, "It's a big dream." ”

More than 500 years ago, Ming Chengzu Zhu Di sat in the Forbidden City, perhaps too tired, and fell asleep when he was reviewing the chapters.

So he sent Zheng He, the official eunuch, to lead the fleet to the Western Ocean several times to search, but finally found nothing.

More than 30 years ago, in this year, there was a heavy rainstorm in the western part of the ancient Chinese land, thunder and lightning, and you can faintly see a white jade ladder hidden in the sky behind the thunderclouds, and the sky scene at this time seems to have come to the end of the world.

After the thunderstorm, a guy named Lei Zhenzi was born, because he was born with thunder for several days in a row, so the old people named him Lei Zhenzi!

Lei Zhenzi's name is Chen Reform, which means reform and opening up. Of course, at this time, the east wind of reform and opening up has not yet blown to this loess high slope where the emperors of all dynasties started, and the east wind must have begun to blow from the eastern coast!

Chen Gai has been stupid and ignorant since he was a child, and in our old words, this is a second fool!

He can only walk at the age of three, barely say a word at the age of five, often with his head down, and his nose is always hung with a three-foot-long shiny jelly-like unknown liquid!

However, such a child disappeared in the morning when the morning sun was full of sky and the tree knew the dry tongue!

said that it disappeared, but in fact it was abducted by human traffickers, and I can only say that this trafficker is too eyeless, but such a fool can exchange a few dollars!

However, this trafficker has their plans, and it is better to be a fool, a fool can cheat sympathy, cheat the money in the pockets of good people!

For three years, Chen Reform traveled south and north with the traffickers, and he traveled all over the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, and I don't know how many good people he deceived in the middle!

Two legs were replaced with two wheels, and then four wheels, but unfortunately not with three wheels!

During the period, he had a few more colleagues around him, one without arms, one lame, and an idiot who looked even more stupid than him!

Three years and three years, and it was also a noisy morning, when the eldest brother took the lead and left Chen Gai and another colleague who had no arms in a bustling square, and then walked away!

Chen Gai looked demented and drooped with unknown liquid, sat on the ground, staring straight at the big iron basin in front of him, and the armless colleague was shouting next to him, to win the sympathy of passers-by, hoping to open early today!

The rain in the south of the Yangtze River is coming, and when I go out in the morning, it is still full of morning glow, but this will already thunder and lightning!

Maybe God really can't see his deception, and a thunderbolt exploded in Chen Reform's ears!

The man without arms was suddenly frightened, his eyes straightened, and he quickly hid to the side, and Chen Gengai, who was struck by lightning, rolled his eyes and fainted on the ground!

After a while, the leading brother ran over in four wheels, pulling the armless person into the car, as for Chen Gai, who had fainted, the leading brother walked away without looking at it!

Chen Reform was discarded, and his first job was lost, although he had no salary, but at least he could eat enough!

After the thunder, Chen Reform, who had fainted, stood up slowly, his eyes were confused, the corners of his mouth were crooked, and he looked at the pedestrians hurrying by on the street, not knowing what to do!

Jingle, a dime coin was thrown in front of him, and a little girl wearing an octagonal hat and a red scarf around her neck looked at him timidly!

He reflexively bared his teeth at the little girl, and the smell of big yellow teeth scared the girl into running away!

Looking at the girl running away, Chen Gengai was a little overwhelmed, so he bent down and picked up the coin on the ground.

Wandering, wandering endlessly, without taking the lead with the eldest brother, he began to change into a begging business!

In the blink of an eye, it has been many years, and since the thunder, Chen has become smarter and smarter day by day, as if he has opened his mind!

During the period, I disliked the occupation of begging for food and clothing, so I changed it to picking up rags, walking all the way and picking up all the way, picking up and picking up two legs instead of three wheels, but not an airplane but a tricycle!

"Leizi, the old Li family in Dongsi Alley is moving, don't forget to clean up!" said a big fat man holding a bulky radio in his hand to a teenager who was pedaling a tricycle!

The young man bared his teeth at the fat man and nodded, and continued to pedal the tricycle with all his might!

The fat man didn't care, and continued to walk around with the bulky radio, until a clear voice appeared on the radio and nodded with satisfaction!

By the time Chen Gengai stared at the tricycle and came to the Dongsi Alley that the fat man said, it had been more than half an hour!

Lao Li was energetic and dressed in a clean Mao suit, and commanded a few young men to move things in high spirits, Chen Gengai wiped the sweat on his forehead and hurriedly ran over to help!

This busy work lasted for more than an hour, and when the large items were moved, Lao Li walked into the room leisurely, looked at the house with chicken feathers and nodded with satisfaction!

"Uncle Li, what do you do with the rest of the little things!" Chen Reform appeared behind Lao Li at the right time!

Lao Li looked back at the disgraced Chen Reform and said, "You kid is really a chicken thief, for the sake of your hard work just now, all the worthless things are given to you!"

Chen Gengai smiled and hurriedly thanked him, and plunged into the garbage heap on the ground!

Lao Li flicked the dust on his body and said to Chen Reform, don't forget to lock the door, turn around and follow the big truck at the door to leave!

Breaking the family is worth 10,000 yuan, this is not a joke, although Lao Li took away all the big things, but there are a lot of small things left!

It is also a lot of income to buy it by category, especially for an old house like Lao Li, maybe if you are lucky, you can get a few worthless antiques!

This busy work is until dark, and the big bag makes a small yard!