Chapter 336: Running Venice - Fierce Battle on the Water
"Is there one more thing you need to do before you eat, pray to God?" said Wentworth Miller, making an Amen gesture.
"Perhaps, right?" Will Smith nodded, looking at the announcer for an accurate answer.
"You need to take off your shoes, and at the same time you are not allowed to wear shoes, and then stand on the board in front of the table, and you are not allowed to stand on the board with both feet at the same time while eating. Announcing the expressionless reading of the sermon.
"Oh, mygod, what a rule!
Do you need to stand on one foot while eating, like this?" Tom Cruise grumbled, holding his head and making a one-foot motion.
Ethan Hunter, who is dashing and handsome in "Mission Impossible", made a one-legged movement, but he stumbled and looked a little wolf.
"Oh, from today onwards, I have to wonder if Tom has found a stand-in for your "Mission Impossible", you can't do such a simple action.
It's hard, but it's not hard for me as a genius. Will Smith made a one-legged motion, "Look, that's pretty much it, but why can't we have a good taste of the Italian sausage?"
"That's not the point, you're sure you two feet won't affect our appetite, and there are two beautiful ladies here. Chen Tian said with a smile.
"Can I apply for a stuffy nose? Otherwise I doubt I'll ever get the first place." Jessica Alba asked with a smile.
Natalie Portman spread her hands and said proudly, "It's okay, I just took a shower, and now my whole body is fragrant." ”
The proclamator did not compromise because of the complaints of the crowd. Expressionless, he stretched out his hand and gestured. Soon two people came up from the escort.
Tourists and journalists watching from afar. Looking at Chen Tian, the group of people were all confused.
"Oh, what's that? like some kind of special plastic carpet!" said Henterson, the Venice paparazzi for TMZ, looking at the plastic panels in the camera.
He had never seen a board in front of him, it looked like a plastic plate made of rubber, but there was something uneven on the board.
"What is this, it looks uneven, it looks like it's plastic, is it for us to massage?" Wentworth Miller looked curiously at the plastic plate in front of the table.
"It's supposed to be comfortable to step on, I've never seen anything like this before. Now I need to take off my shoes, don't you?
Will Smith sat on the floor in St. Mark's Square with his own buttocks, not disgusted by the dirty feeling on the floor.
"Oh, no!" Tom Cruise said with an exaggerated expression, and the whole person fell directly to the ground, "This is a real super biological weapon." ”
Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba both started moving away from the center at the same time, and it seems that Will Smith's feet are really what Tom Cruise said.
Will Smith didn't care: "It doesn't stink at all, you guys try to slander me, the truth is here, I won't be angry." ”
Will Smith, who had taken off his shoes, stood up and walked barefoot to the table: "This thing should look ......"
Chen Tian looked at Will Smith with a playful expression, and he believed that Will Smith would scream in the next second.
It was exactly as Chen Tian expected. Will Smith, who didn't know it, jumped up directly with his feet, and Chen Tian covered his eyes.
“oh,oh,shit!shit!……”
Will Smith screamed. The whole person jumped straight back to the ground.
And his screams hurt everyone's eardrums, and everyone in the distance was drawn to his voice.
"What's going on?" said Tom Cruise, looking at Will Smith, who was jumping.
Chen Tian laughed mercilessly: "How does Will feel?"
The board in front of the table is the shiatsu board, which is more well-known in later generations because of the running man, and the shiatsu board has not officially come out at this time.
In order to create the effect of the show, Chen Tian deliberately looked for a toy manufacturer a month ago and put forward some of his own requirements, which led to the finger pressure board in front of him.
However, the acupressure board in front of me does not have the same precise massage function as in later generations, and is more created for the effect of the show.
But this did not prevent Chen Tian from applying for a patent for an acupressure board in advance, and Chen Tian could imagine that after the show was broadcast, this simple version of the acupressure board would also become a best-selling peripheral product.
Will Smith stopped screaming, looking at the crowd of people who were very concerned, he gritted his teeth and pretended not to be in pain: "Actually, I lied to you, it seems that this board is a demon."
Actually, it's really comfortable to step on, but it's best not to jump on it. ”
The last sentence made people feel his concern even more, Tom Cruise also walked over after taking off his shoes, and a smug smile flashed in the corner of Will Smith's eyes, and he was looking forward to Tom Cruise's scream.
As the others took off their shoes, Tom Cruise stepped on them with one foot.
“Oh,f…… uck,f…… uck......" Tom Cruise burst straight into a foul mouth, and then pulled his foot back with lightning speed.
"Is this thing terrifying?" Chen Tian also stepped on it, and even Chen Tian, who was mentally prepared, jumped up all of a sudden.
"What are they doing?"
All the onlookers looked at Chen Tian and the others who were shouting and screaming without knowing the truth, and Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba were no better.
"You have to step on it, otherwise you won't be qualified to continue playing, and I don't think the real warriors will give up. "The voice of the announcer was cold.
"I'm a superhero, I'm not afraid of pain, come on!" Will Smith stepped on it again, but he couldn't help but let out a cry of pain the moment he stepped on it.
When all six people stepped on the fingerboard, the screams made the onlookers feel frightened.
And at this time, the six people realized how painful this simple first level was, and they could feel how long two minutes would be when they looked at the Italian intestines in front of them.
"Let's go!"
With the order of the announcer, the six people kept raising their left and right feet. While picking up the Italian sausage on the plate in front of him, he stuffed it into his mouth.
Will Smith took a direct bite of two. And Tom Cruise didn't budge.
But in contrast, Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba are not allowed to shave. At this moment, there is still a little beauty eating.
"Crazy! They must be crazy!
While eating, I had to endure the pain of the soles of my feet.
In two minutes, no one completed the 20 Italian sausages that did not seem very difficult in advance.
"This is the worst memory of my life, and I swear I'll never step on this thing again, definitely!" Will Smith still looked like a so-called superhero at the moment, sitting on the ground and pressing his feet wildly.
Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba's fair-skinned, near-perfect feet are red on the soles of their feet, which looks enough to make countless men's hearts ache.
"Look, my feet are dead!" Natalie Portman said as she reached for the camera, swallowing a whole sausage at the last minute. At the moment, his mouth is still chewing, and he can't speak clearly.
"The results are now announced, and Tom Cruise is in sixth place with 9 roots!"
"Oh, no, I'm the last one!" Tom Cruise clutched his head in frustration, and the whole person lay directly on the ground.
"5th place, Justin Chan 9.5 roots, 4th place Jessica Alba 9.7 roots!"
Hearing this, a hint of frustration flashed across Jessica Alba's face.
Natalie Portman, on the other hand, breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Jessica Alba, intentionally or unintentionally.
Will Smith and Wentworth Miller looked at each other, and they knew that neither of them could choose one or the other.
See each other's eyes. The two nodded in understanding.
"3rd place Natalie Portman 10 roots!"
Jessica Alba's face flashed with depression at this result. In the end, she didn't spit out the last bit like Natalie Portman, or at least it was a draw, and now she can only be chosen, not chosen.
"2nd Place Will Smith 12 and 1st 1st Wentworth Miller 13!
Now Winter, Will, and Natalie have the right to choose their companions, and Winter will start first!"
"Who should I choose? If I choose Jessica, I will have to worry about my life, I will not dare to be her passenger......!
Well, when I didn't say it, I didn't want to be killed by someone!
I choose Tom, welcome Tom, we will definitely be the final victors!"
Wentworth Miller and Tom Cruise hugged each other, and the two stood together.
And Will Smith really wanted to choose Chen Tian, but he knew that he couldn't choose it, and it wasn't just for the show.
"I chose Jessica, and I'm sure Jessica will be the perfect partner for me, she's the greatest female captain in the world!" Will Smith said with a laugh.
Jessica Alba walked straight up to Will Smith, looking forward to her victory over Natalie Portman.
"Who else can I choose?
Justin, we can definitely defeat everyone, the first is ours, believe in the Star Wars Queen's abilities!" Natalie Portman waved her fist at Chen Tian.
"Now that you've chosen your teammates, Winter in first place will get three key tips, Will in second place is two, and Nata in third place is one!
Now please open the envelope in your hand, and the envelope contains the reward hint you have received!"
Natalie Portman opened the envelope directly, and on the paper of the envelope was written a simple sentence: "Blue is not the slowest!"
"We don't expect the fastest one, as long as it's not the slowest!" Portman turned his head and whispered to Chen Tian, and then glanced to both sides, but Will Smith and Tom Cruise both hid far away, hiding the letter in their hands very well, for fear of others peeking at it.
"Don't peek!" Tom Cruise shouted as he glared at Chen Tian, at the moment they had three clues in their hands, but obviously only one clue was related to the selection of the ship, and the other two seemed to be behind.
"Let's choose the yellow boat!" Tom Cruise and Wentworth Miller decided to choose the yellow boat, and their clue about the boat was "Yellow is either the fastest or the slowest!"
This clue is a 50% chance for them to choose.
In the end, they chose to take a gamble and chose the yellow boat.
"They choose yellow, so we choose red!" says Jessica Alba, pointing to the red boat.
The clue in their hands is "Red is faster than yellow!"
Will Smith and Jessica Alba smiled when they heard Tom Cruise opt for yellow, at least they would have a basic speed advantage ahead of Tom Cruise's boat.
"We have no choice but to choose the blue boat!" said Natalie Portman, shrugging and clapping her hands with Chen, happy with the result.
The last boat that chose not to be the slowest was already very satisfied, and Chen Tian took the blue T sleeve handed by the staff.
The dress was plain with short sleeves, a single blue color, and the words "League of Assassins" reflected on the chest, but there was no other sign of it.
"The race is about to begin!Get ready! The first to get to the Hilton pier will win! The winner will find the runningman logo directly on it and claim the new mission from the staff!"
Three groups of people, dressed in the colors of their respective boats, are ready.
Everyone was wearing a swimming suit, there were no camera crews, only five or six small cameras and groups of two people, and there were aerial cameras in the air.
People in St. Mark's Square watched the departing ships as if they were bustling, and the reporters wanted to know what the boats were going to do.
They also wanted to see what the board that made the six big celebrities scream in pain was, but the staff had already taken away the shiatsu board and didn't give them a chance.
The staff who wanted to visit Wèn also received answers, and they all seemed to be locked in their mouths.
"We're going to be number one!" exclaimed Tom Cruise, but he knew he had a 50% chance of choosing the slowest boat!
But even if it's the slowest he's not too worried, although the three people who sail the boat have learned to steer the boat, it doesn't mean that they will be able to use their speed to the fullest.
With an order, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, and Tom Cruise launched at the same time.
The three boats didn't start quickly, but they still made waves in the not wide river.
The water hits on both banks, splashing high.
The staff immediately started the boat and followed, just in case, but soon there was a ridiculous scene.
The three ships suddenly staggered as they picked up speed, and deviated from their respective courses.
Tom Cruise smiled wryly because he was last.
"Shit!, we're obviously the slowest one!" (To be continued......)