Today's Tan Wushuang, although he is not as glamorous as he was when he was young, but the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse, and there is still a lot of charm in his gestures. But if you want to say that the charm still exists, it is a little light. In short, it is a temperament between the two, dressed up as a good wife and mother, but the chivalry of the person who practices martial arts has not been lost at all.

Lynch could see at first glance that Tan Wushuang was walking with light skills, and after entering the mountain for so long, the embroidered shoes on his feet were not dirty at all, and there was little dew and dust on his trouser legs.

"Sister Wushuang, you're back. Lynch hurriedly greeted and gave Zhang Chunguang a bright smile.

"Stinky boy, you still know that you came to find us on this Fuhu Mountain, and said, where have you been happy all these years. "Tan Wushuang is as his name suggests, not only his appearance is unparalleled, his skills are unparalleled, his temperament is also very different from other women, don't look at the age of not being confused, he can move very neatly, and he grabbed Lynch's ear.

"Oh, Sister Wushuang, you can't check some things, men and women are not intimate. Lynch got up to hide, but she was clinging to her, and when she saw the pain on Lynch's face, she suddenly laughed and trembled.

Can Lynch not hide, he was screwed by his daughter-in-law at home, and finally ran out to clean up for two days, and came again, which still makes people unbearable.

"Yo yo yo, little rabbit cub, do you still have a kiss between men and women, have you heard of the eldest sister-in-law's mother, come and let my sister take a look, has it changed in the past two years. Tan Wushuang was joking, and his slender hand pinched Lynch's face a few times affectionately, and the willow eyebrows rose: "Ouch, it's a lot stronger than before, but it's more handsome, I heard that you are married?"

"Who are you listening to?" Lynch paused, swallowed and foamed: "Not yet, if I get married, where can I not invite you to have a glass of wine with Brother Tan, you are my lifesaver." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds, let me mention it to you. The woman glanced at him resentfully, glared and said, "Boss, Brother Lin went up the mountain today, why don't I know anything about it, and what's the matter with the white tiger in the courtyard?

Tan Jiu Jianxin said You ask me who I will ask, didn t I just know, took a sip of tea, and told Lynch s heroic deeds again, and Tan Wushuang was shocked when he heard it. After that, he picked up a thin bamboo strip for collecting medicine from the back basket and rushed out of the door in a hurry.

Lynch didn't understand, and was wondering, only to hear a noise from the courtyard.

"Tan Xiaoxian, stop for me, don't run! If the old lady doesn't beat your ass today, you won't have a long memory. ”

"Don't don't, mother, I don't dare anymore, I won't dare next time, my mother will spare my life. ”

"Wow, do you dare to have a next time? I think it's better to raise you than to raise a little pig, you stop for me, don't run ......"

"Help, help, hurry up and someone help, brothers, help me. When everyone heard the cry for help, they poked their heads out of their respective chambers.

"If I dare to move, get out of the way for me!" Tan Wushuang snorted, and the frightened disciples shrank back in unison.

"Brother Tan, I haven't been here for a few years, Sister Wushuang's temper is still a little bit?" Lynch said with a headache, and said in his heart, Xiaoxian, you run quickly, if you run slowly, the bamboo strip will be pumped to the buttocks.

Tan Jiujian was also not surprised, and muttered: "It's not what's wrong, I, the sect master, have not spoken well to their master, and the education of Xiaoxian is also a tendon to the head, either beating or scolding, haven't you seen it, even I am stunned, Brother Lin, how are you doing with that person in your family?"

"Me?" Lynch first subconsciously rubbed his ears, and then brewed a feeling, his face was not red and he did not pant and said: "Let me tell you this, Lao Tan, I am at home, it is generally clothes to reach out for food to open my mouth, emperor-like treatment, the clothes are dirty, she has to wash me, hungry, she has to cook for me, tired, pinch my feet and beat my legs, let me tell you, if it is cold in winter, she has to wash my feet and warm the bed." ”

"Really, it's fake, bragging, right?" Tan Jiujian didn't believe it, there was such an obedient daughter-in-law in this world.

"I'm bragging? I also told you that once she got home half an hour late from work, I didn't say a word, I scolded her on the head and face, and told her to kneel on the remote control to do a review, if you dare to change the channel, don't give me dinner tomorrow morning!" After Lynch finished speaking, as if he had been addicted to it, he waved his hand and pointed at the country: "To be a man, you have to have this kind of domineering! It's not that I said you, Lao Tan, just how you live, I look at my liver trembling." ”

"Okay, on such a grumpy girl as your unequaled sister, I can be regarded as having fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes, it seems that I can't turn over in this life, wait for the next life, I will also learn advanced experience from you, tell her to kneel on the remote control, change a table for a hungry meal, change three tables, and not be allowed to eat a day!" Tan Jiujian felt more and more cool the more he spoke, and his admiration for Lynch was like a surging river......

In fact, where did he know that all the things Lynch said were his personal experience, but he changed the role, which was purely addictive.

He still remembers the most miserable time, when his wife stayed up late in the study and worked overtime, ordering him to warm the quilt, which was warm until midnight, and the quilt was warmer than an electric blanket. Yes, there was nothing to do with him, he was dragged and thrown out of the door by Lu Yuchen, just like dragging a dead dog. If Yaoyao hadn't heard the movement and sent him a blanket in time, he would have had to catch a cold.

Hey, bragging is cool......

Lynch was immersed in beautiful conjectures, but Tan Xiaoxian jumped into the house like a little white rabbit, and there was no suitable place to hide after touching for a long time, so he simply grabbed Lynch's clothes, hid behind him, and shouted: "Uncle save me, my mother's bamboo strip is amazing, and if it is pumped on Xiaoxian's ass, it will not be better for ten days and half a month." ”

"Since you know how powerful you are to be a mother, you still dare to cheat and not practice, and sneak away to hunt in the mountains, you say, should you fight?" Tan Wushuang carried the bamboo strips used in family law, but his face was blue with anger, the loss was that she met Lynch, if there was no Lynch in time, she really couldn't believe what her daughter's situation was now, maybe there were no bones left that had been eaten by the evil tiger.

"Mother, you spare me, if you don't beat me this time, I promise to practice hard in the future and never be naughty again. Tan Xiaoxian was also scared enough, and her little face was white.

"No! I have to fight for my mother, I can only remember you by beating you, and I was more stubborn than you when I was young, and I can have today, I am beaten up. If you want to buy a new dress every year, you have to take a broom and a pimple to change, and you will cry out for pain when you are beaten by this, are you still not my Tan Wushuang's daughter?" How many children of the family, are because of greed for enjoyment, and finally become penniless, if you want to get ahead, you have to have real skills, and the tiger mother can have a dog girl?

"At home, I think it's almost enough, Xiaoxian is still young. Tan Jiujian persuaded: "The girl is the meat of our hearts, if it is broken, you won't feel distressed?"

"Shut up for me, you! I don't know your ghostly thoughts, every time my daughter goes into the mountains to bring back the game, don't you let you stew and fry your daughter's red and eat it?"

Tan Jiujian blushed, he knew that he wouldn't take this stubble, and let people lift the old bottom.

"Sister Wushuang, in my opinion, Xiaoxian knows that she is wrong, you can spare her this time, children, it's normal to be playful, just wait until you grow up. Lynch was caught between the mother and daughter, and there was nothing to say, just rolling around, anyway, he had to say a few words.

"It's just that it's good to grow up slowly, and I'm not ignorant all the time. Tan Xiaoxian poked her head out and began to parrot.

"Then you say, when will you grow up?"

"When my mother and father get old, I'll grow up. Tan Xiaoxian grinned.

"You ......" Tan Wushuang is so angry, when I get old, I can still impress you? At that time, it will not be for my mother to teach you, but for you to teach you a lesson, right? No, no, even if you escape to the ends of the earth today, I will give you a lesson to try, otherwise you will not have such good luck next time you meet a big tiger.

After thinking about it, the woman raised the bamboo strip in her hand, moved behind Lynch with a sliding step, and pumped it at her daughter's delicate little buttocks.

Tan Xiaoxian was already nervous, but after adding light work, he got Tan Wushuang's true biography, where could he be beaten so easily, and his body was like a fish in the water, and he changed positions around Lynch.

This bamboo strip is not biased or slanted, but it is pumped on Lynch's ass. Although Tan Wushuang felt sorry for his daughter and didn't use much force, he couldn't stand it from happening suddenly.

Lynch didn't even have the slightest psychological defense, so he jumped up from the ground with grinning teeth, only to feel a hot pain in his buttocks. He said in his heart Tan Xiaoxian, Tan Xiaoxian, you hide from a yarn, who provoked me with this trick, I took a bamboo strip for no reason, and your mother is really capable of going to death, and she is not afraid to open your little ass to flowers.

"Uncle, uncle, are you okay? Uncle, are you talking, does it hurt?" Seeing that Lynch blocked this for her, Tan Xiaoxian suddenly panicked.

"It doesn't hurt! Smoke you and try it!" Lynch's sore nose was sour, I knew it was like this, I didn't care about this kind of!

"Uncle, I'm sorry, it's all Xiaoxian who is not good, my mother is going to beat me, I shouldn't be hiding. Tan Xiaoxian blamed herself a little, don't look at her young age, but she understands a lot of truths.