Chapter 5 It's not easy to be a foodie

Although Hao Xin didn't look at Zhang Laoer's face wrinkled into a pig's intestine, he could feel the strong murderous aura with cumin smell emanating from Zhang Laoer's body, those greasy big hands, on the pig-killing knife, the vicissitudes of life, the old face full of vicissitudes and scumbags with murderous eyes were round, staring at his sexy back, killing a thousand knives.

Hao Xin realized that the murderous aura behind him was getting stronger and stronger, and he could burst out at any time, so he immediately pulled up the gluttonous little cousin who was burping and looking at the skewers if he wanted another plate and fled, relying on the super god's jumping power and the sharpness of a scout, jumping over seven pits, eight puddles, kicking two and a half clams, and taking advantage of the little red light of Liu Lao Er's health care products, he quickly broke away from Zhang Lao Er's killing range and returned to his own courtyard.

Just really dangerous, Zhang Laoer, the pig killing knife that has been used for thirty years, finally did not kill himself. Breathing a sigh of relief, Hao Xin looked back, the gluttonous little cousin with a mouthful of grease pouted with a little dissatisfaction, Hao Xin felt that it was very necessary to talk about life and ideals with this relative who had just been recognized, and finally, send this relative back to his 'hometown', it would be beautiful.

Hao Xinzhen was frightened by the belly of this little cousin, and didn't see Zhang Lao Er, cutting the third piece of beef, shaking his big hands, it is not difficult to think about how tragic this long-trained barbecue veteran was at that time, this little girl who is not tall or fat, ate more than ten catties of beef in one go, and scared Zhang Lao Er, who often urins frequently and urgently.

The seemingly cute wiping mouth, smiling, beckoning kawaii, all with the devil's smile, the pigtail that shakes the red socks will be the most terrifying mark of the night in late summer and early autumn for Zhang Laoer. You know, Zhang Lao Er, the barbecue stall, just prepared more than 30 catties of beef in one night, little cousin, one person was killed, Hao Xin saw Zhang Lao Er, who cut meat for the fifth time, gritted his teeth, sighed secretly, sympathized and gladly accepted the delicious barbecue.

That don't be in the waist, I can't wait to cut my own good boning knife with a thousand knives, I must be very hungry and want to dismantle myself and send it to the grill, Hao Xin has to sigh, Zhang Lao Er, who is rare and generous once, tears are flowing, blood is dripping from the heart, respectable Zhang Lao Er.

Hao Xin pulled her little cousin and sat down. "That, gluttonous dragon girl, have you eaten enough?"

Gluttonous little cousin, nodded with a little worry, spoke, and said, just the next words, let Hao Xin, even more firm, send away, this great god thinks. Good guy, the reason for this sorrow is that now the amount of food has become smaller, and it is even more revealing that a long time ago, the great era of using Tyrannosaurus rex to beat teeth and make a small snack after a meal is just like eating a dragon hundreds of meters long in one meal, the standard meal of giant sea snake, heroic.

Hao Xin wiped a cold sweat, I'll go, your belly can fit a train, feelings, I still have a thank you, I have a small appetite. "Well, take your time, your appetite will get better."

"Uh-huh." The little cousin, who was sad for less than a minute, immediately became cheerful and talked about the delicious barbecue.

Hao Xin saw that the saliva was flowing again, the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys were all bad, so he hurriedly pulled, don't wait for a while, and be hungry again, then he could only go to the grill by himself, and ask this big belly to taste it.

"Well, you see it's not early, let's not talk."

Gluttonous cousin, nodded, blinked and had big eyes, even cuter than a comic girl, of course, provided that Hao Xin hadn't seen this terrifying prototype. "When it comes to barbecue, it's good to grill skewers."

Hao Xin hurriedly interrupted this, and said that he would eat, maybe after a while, he would be hungry again, and there would be no Zhang Lao Er to treat him. "Look, you've eaten all the stock in my refrigerator, and I've just invited you to another big meal."

"Shouldn't you go home, yes, go home, or your family will be worried." Hao Xin, I don't know, what I said, I can only coax, this one will be done, there is really no way, this meal is full, the god who wants fifty catties of meat, he really can't afford it, besides, maybe, he will roast himself when he is hungry that day.

"No, this is my home." As he spoke, he turned his head and snorted.

"Don't, grandma, I really don't have any goods here, you see, I just have this money, or you take it, buy some mats on the way." Hao Xinren, who took out five hundred yuan, burst into tears in his heart, and handed it to his aunt and grandmother in front of him with his hands clenched.

"Nope."

Okay, Hao Xin wanted to say again, this gluttonous little cousin was immediately annoyed. "Besides, I'll eat you first."

"Hehe, I don't usually take a bath, and I have vitiligo, cow temper, syphilis, AIDS, and my heart and intestines are all black water, stinky and dry, and the meat is old and sour, so I really don't have anything to eat." Hao Xin is helpless, you have such an appetite, or in two days, I will go out to sell blood.

Okay, ignore people, Hao Xin still wants to say again, as soon as this face shows its original shape and has a big mouth, the good guy is going to give Hao Xin a guy, which makes this person tremble and retreat again and again.

"I'm going to sleep." As he spoke, he jumped on the pillar, turned around and warned Hao Xin that he would prepare a barbecue tomorrow, otherwise he would eat him and then eat other two-legged sheep.

Troublesome, Lao Tie, Hao Xin, the more I think about this, the more wrong it is, how can I recognize it at a glance, this product is the gluttony of the dragon girl, and I actually accept it 100% when I eat people.

The most peculiar, myself, it seems, is not particularly afraid, this goods, you know, make a night attack incident of oiling yourself, brushing chili oil, and smearing cumin, except for taking a bath, I am a little afraid of kung fu, other times, I really think this is a second sister who can eat.

The next morning, Hao Xin woke up and patted his head, did he dream again yesterday, really, he dreamed of eating barbecue meat, this is really, the more the dream becomes.

Clean up, Hao Xin is dressed neatly, and plans to go out for a while, looking for kung fu, the detective agency, is to go on, life always has to pass, and then there is to help Aunt Wang, looking for the missing cats, dozens of collective disappearances, this matter is a big deal for Anping Street.

Coming to the intersection, Liu Lao Er, this goods, is taking inventory of the goods, seeing, Hao Xin, Yang Yang The objects in his hand. "Here's one."

"Don't."

Hao Xin, wave your hand, your sister, get a condom early in the morning, come one, you should be a cigarette.

Liu Lao Er, hehe smiled. "Why don't you try this, new arrival, I heard, you kid, you got a beautiful girl yesterday, don't be a minor, this year, you don't have to play with accidents."

"You didn't wake up, nonsense, okay, I still have something to do, let's go first." As he spoke, he waved his hand.

"This kid, give me back the pretend, yes, don't, I'll save it." As he spoke, he put away two small pills and a box of small raincoats, hummed a little song and walked towards the corner bun shop.

Hao Xin, strolling around the beef noodle restaurant on the street, just sat down, Lao Guotou, smiled, wiped his apron, wiped his hands, and walked over. "Okay, Hao boy, it's a blessing to be able to eat, come to a bowl of beef soup to make up for it."

"What to make up, I'm in good health, bring me a bowl of vermicelli and two shortbreads." Talking, sitting down, after a while, a bowl of vermicelli soup, two shortbreads in the stomach, hot. “

Comfortable, give money. Take a sip of tea, rinse your mouth, and greet Lao Guo to settle accounts.

"One hundred and sixteen in total."

"Poof."

A sip of tea, Hao Xin almost choked. "Lao Guo, you are stupid to me, a bowl of vermicelli, plus two shortbreads, you want it for me, one hundred and sixteen?"

"Hao boy, you are a bowl of vermicelli and two shortbreads, your cousin, no." Lao Guo, as he spoke, took out a piece of paper and handed it to Hao Xin. "Good fellow, it's the first time I've seen such an edible doll."

"Cousin?"

Hao Xin, stupid.

"Zhang Er, I told everyone, you kid, wait, Zhang Lao Er said, next time I see you, I want your kid to look good, hahaha, said, you kid, it's bad enough, all the meat for you to eat all night, you didn't see Zhang Er's old face, black." Old Guo Tou laughed and said. "It's sloppy."

Hao Xin, this will finally realize yesterday, not a dream, numbness, if it goes on like this, he will really go bankrupt. "Give." Pain took out a hundred and sixty yuan and put it on the table, just wondering, should I go back and see if the cousin is still there.

The police station called. "What, my little aunt is injured, in the hospital, what's the situation, okay, I'll go over now."