Chapter 166: Pure Black Cartoon
Cartoon, even in the human world, is the most special kind of existence, if you use a fantasy to say: jump out of reincarnation, not in the Three Realms, not into the Five Elements.
When cartoons first appeared in the human world, the power of karma had been passed down for a long time, and this all-powerful power was really a lot of things beyond imagination in this world under the imagination of human beings like chicken blood.
According to historical records, there was once an archaeologist who mastered the profession and directly staged a mummy parade on the streets of London, which caused a lot of chaos at the time.
The subject of using karma to create creatures has always been worked on, but at that time, even now, when the power of karma has been highly developed, it is only Chen Mo, whose name is difficult for mortals to say, who has created such a strange existence as a cartoon.
There are as many as 6 million cartoons in the world, the vast majority of which live in Disney City, but only a very small number of well-known cartoon characters can get out of Disney.
In the 23rd century, the U.S. Congress passed a bill that determined that all cartoons automatically became U.S. citizens at the moment of birth, and since the moment that act was enacted, basically all cartoon characters who have the right to enter and leave Disney freely have nothing to do with politics.
As for the reason, it is said that in the autobiography of a female politician in the United States in the 21st century, when faced with China's attempt to recall the pandas sent to the United States, there was such a remark: Millions of people in the United States go to the National Zoo every year just to see the pandas, and once the giant pandas are recalled by China, children all over the United States will cry bitterly, and then the votes of these millions of parents will be lost......
Although the female politician later failed to run for president, it can still be seen from her book that there are some things in this world that, once so cute, can even interfere in presidential elections, even pandas, let alone these cartoon characters who come out of fantasy.
The passage of the previous bill made cartoons who had become natives of the United States even more eligible to run for president.
As a result, in the U.S. presidential election that followed immediately after the completion of Disney, after Mickey Mouse was elected president of the United States by a landslide vote, cartoons have been completely inseparable from the political world since then.
Since then, the existence of cartoons has been dyed in pure black by this world.
Third World, inside the cafeteria of the Dark Alliance branch.
"What kind of wonderful creature is this, although it is in the shape of a crab, but it feels like the skin is a little hard to the touch, the temperature is relatively cool, and it is still the touch of a human in general, and the foam he spits out has exceeded the volume of his body since it was just now. ”
After Mr. Krabs foamed at the mouth and fell, Dio and Count Tim said very intimately that they could go and take care of him, and Dio directly used his magic to conjure up ice cubes and take care of Mr. Krabs like a waiter, of course, the purpose is to observe this cartoon existence up close.
While massaging Mr. Krabs, Dior secretly observed the foam spit out by Mr. Krabs, and he found that although Mr. Krabs had spit out a large amount of foam from just now to now, these foams naturally dissipated after touching the ground, so the venue was not flooded with foam, but this caused Dior to question.
"How does this work? Is it because the things that are spit out turn back into the body, or because of the different style of painting, these things will naturally dissipate once they leave the body?"
Rather than Dior, who was only interested in Mr. Krabs' flesh, Count Tim tried his best to please Mr. Krabs verbally.
Seeing that the object he had spent a lot of money on was passively slacking off there, and it seemed that he was going to continue to pit himself, taking advantage of this time to sell himself the crab roe burger sold in his store, Mo Moda was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
"Hey, I said you didn't plan to punish me in this way, although I can use special exercises to quickly digest and absorb the food I eat, but I have already eaten so much that my tongue hurts, I said that now as long as there is a person who is not much different from my skill to continue to deliver power to me, it is okay. ”
I don't know how many hours I've been eating in a row, even if the food is digested by special exercises as soon as it enters my stomach, but after eating it for so long, Yun Hai has eaten so much that even his tongue is swollen and his lips are worn out.
There's no way, after all, there are very few people who will deliberately exercise their tongues, even in that plane where strange people gather.
If it's Bell himself, he doesn't need to find a cartoon to use the unique reality-distorting power of the cartoon, he only needs to use the power of the universe in his body to relieve this extremely shallow use of the power of time.
But at this moment, Mo Moda had no choice but to try to prevaricate: "Don't talk nonsense, you think I don't know, but you practice Baiyunyan, do you think it's easy to find someone who can help you! ”
Of course, this is referring to Ye Ke, but at this moment, Ye Ke is introducing the fast food restaurant Crab Castle King to Jenny and his party.
Ye Ke said: "Crab Castle King is one of the largest chain fast food restaurants in the world, and it is the signature of Disney, the specialty of this restaurant is that in addition to the fast food sold in the crab castle is quite delicious, it is the food sold in tens of thousands of chain stores around the world, all by one person, to be accurate is made by a cartoon." ”
As Ye Ke spoke, he pointed to a black hole on Qiang, which is the kind of hole that Bugs Bunny often drills out in Western animation, and at this time, one after another steaming crab roe burgers continue to fly out of the black hole and fly to the dining table in front of Yunhai with unmistakable accuracy.
Although Angelica is a native of the Third World, because she has obtained a small part of Bell's intelligence channels during this time, she knows a lot of truths about cartoons compared to Jenny.
"This is what is called the power to bend reality?"
Ye Ke nodded: "Yes, to put it simply, these cartoons can do whatever they want within a certain range, basically what they can do in their original set can also be done in reality."
Of course, there is a limit to their power to trample on reality, at least when it comes to objects that contain enormous energy.
In the final analysis, the so-called cartoon is a derivative of karma, so there is almost nothing that this reality-distorting force cannot target, but there is a difference in effect. ”
Angelica was confused, it didn't seem to be the same as what she had learned during this time: "Wait, the so-called karma is not a kind of power that you use based on life that can cause outrageous effects, so who created these cartoons?"
Ye Ke shook his head: "You are too superficial, do you think that only talents have karma? In fact, if the entire human race is regarded as a collective, it is possible to derive karma with this collective as the carrier, but so far, only my ancestors can do it with the entire human race as the carrier." ”
"There's too much talk over there, if you guys are okay, leave for me!"
After asking George to make all the crab yellow castle into liquid food, he tried to convince him with the cartoon crab whose real name is Ah Jin, but this crab got the nickname of the Iron Armor Golden Bell Jar in the Stingy Crab Association because of his unswerving temperament, how could it be so easy to be convinced.
At this time, hearing those unscrupulous second generations talking there, Mo Moda was so angry that he couldn't help but roar.
Jenny shook her head firmly, and then tried to stuff the signature pad into the black hole: "No, I finally had a chance to meet SpongeBob SquarePants, the chef of Crab Castle King, I know that SpongeBob SquarePants is on the other side of the hole, right, I didn't see it when I was invited to Disney when I was ten years old!"
"Disney...... Princess, you didn't refuse to go anywhere on your tenth birthday, so why do you still have such a strong musical talent?"
Jenny blinked, and her beautiful pupils were full of questions: "What's wrong, what's wrong?"
Ye Ke's expression suddenly became haha.
"Haha, it seems that the commander-in-chief is in trouble with you, I'll help you. ”
Suddenly, a loud laugh rang out, and a tall man with long flaming hair strode in.
George, who was squeezing the hamburger juice, said in his heart: "It seems that Mr. Krabs's abacus can't work, among all of you, this Leo is a particularly utilitarian kind of person, and when I was training nearby, he came over from time to time to build a good relationship with me, and he was very enthusiastic." ”
George was not selected as the first line because of his outstanding combat power, but Leo is different, he is practicing the Nyorai Divine Palm, which is one of the four great divine paths with the Heavenly Treasure Jian, and he is definitely qualified to pass on the power of the sea of clouds.
At this time, he took the initiative to come over just to establish a good relationship with the commander-in-chief, and George thought of this and continued to concentrate on making his own hamburger juice.
"Sorry for slipping!"
At the same time, Ye Ke quickly fastened a seahorse hood made of sound-absorbing material to Jenny's little head, and threw the signature pad and a step of money into the black hole.
Julie finally put down her phone at this time and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ye Ke pretended to help Jenny take off his hood, and whispered: "Don't make a sound, you, a native of the Third World, can't understand what kind of longing our children have for cartoons, after I learned the true face of these cartoons, I was so depressed that I didn't go online for a week, whatever, at least let the princess know later, these cartoons are much darker than Sister Angelica's black leather clothes, don't deal with them."
Angelica picked up a bottle of hot tomato sauce casually: "I have to ask for an explanation if you say that, do you want to drink it yourself or I will pour it to you."
Julie became angry when she heard this: "So it doesn't matter if I know!"
"What kind of purity are you little sister of the ghost animal department. ”
At this time, in the black hole, the throwing speed of the crab roe castle dropped suddenly, and the signature board and a note that Ye Ke had thrown in before were thrown out.
The signature pad was written in Chinese characters with the words "Hai*Bao*", while the words on the slip of paper were typed out using a printer, and it read: "The remaining two words are five million dollars, and if you add another three million dollars, you can get my loving lip print." ”
"These black cartoons!"