Chapter 136: The Poor Must Have Something to Hate
In the cave room, the shopkeeper was wearing a bright red wedding dress, but unfortunately he was tied up by Lord Bao with a trick, and a towel was stuffed in his mouth.
"Oh, what are you crying about? Ahh
"Woooooo
"What are you going to say?"
"Woo. ”
At this time, Master Bao had already turned into a hungry ghost, and his face was full of obscenity: "Hey, hey, be louder, I can't hear it, oh, you know it's wrong, you have to make up for it, right?"
Tong Xiangyu's intestines were green at this time, she didn't expect that she would be careless for a while, and she would overturn in the gutter.
"Oops, that's how I understand it, hehe...."
Before Lao Bao's hand touched the shopkeeper's little face, he heard a bang, and the door was kicked open directly by Lao Bai!
"What are you doing!!"
"Sunflower-point acupuncture hand hand hand a
Seeing that Lao Bai and Lao Bai clicked more than a dozen times in a row, Chu Nan, Xiao Guo, and Big Mouth rushed up.
"Get out of the way!"
Bang bang, each of the three of them took a finger, Xiao Guo and Dazui were spotted on the spot, and then Lao Bai, who had a hideous face, turned around and shouted: "I'll point your death hole!!"
Seeing that Lao Bai was really going to die, Chu Nan hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and pressed him to the seat, Lao Bai still looked back and glared.
Chu Nan looked at Dazui and Xiao Guo, who were injured by mistake, and said to Wushuang: "Untie their acupoints first." ”
"Oh. ”
Taking advantage of Wushuang's efforts to solve the acupoints, the Zhan guards hurriedly came over to persuade him, after all, he patted his chest to ensure that there would be no accidents, and now he is afraid to think about everything in front of him.
"He's the only witness, you're going to keep it alive!"
Guo Furong and Li Dazui were also able to move, but this time neither of them had any complaints, but persuaded each other with good words: "Lao Bai, you put the overall situation first, don't you?"
Bai Zhantang raised his hand and motioned for everyone to be quiet, "Okay, I'll spare his life." With that, Lao Bai walked directly to Master Bao and pointed to his head, "Let me ask you, do you know what I did to you just now?"
Bao Daren was close to the cabinet at this time, and he was already seriously injured.
"Uhhhhh
"I have sealed your eight veins of the Qi Sutra, as long as I urge my internal strength, when it rains and clouds....." Lao Bai said while taking out the towel stuffed in the shopkeeper's mouth, and then threw it on the ground hard, Chu Nan and Xiao Guo also hurriedly helped the shopkeeper untie the rope.
Lao Bai looked at Bao Daren fiercely, gritting his teeth: "Every joint on your body, remember! What I said is that every !! will be painful and unbearable, every acupoint on your body will be itchy and unbearable, and in severe cases, it will also produce hallucinations." ”
"Did I provoke you?"
"You can save this question for yourself on a rainy day!!"
At this time, the shopkeeper finally returned to the world from hell, with a crying voice, and his voice trembled: "Zhantang~"
"Jade, jade!" Lao Bai revealed his true feelings, stepped forward directly to hug her, and said softly: "Good, there is me, ah, let's go." ”
"Slow down. ”
"Be careful. ”
Watching the two leave, several people rushed to Bao Daren.
"Huh, hehe....."
Bao Daren was about to be paralyzed with fright, and pointed at a few people tremblingly: "What do you want to do? Don't mess around, I warn you!"
Xiao Guo walked in front with a smile, "Don't worry, we are not as rude as Lao Bai, the most right thing is to give it a gentle touch...."
Master Bao was directly slapped and bent down (at the moment he was still being pointed at the point and couldn't move).
Xiao Guo clapped his hands, "Big mouth, you come." ”
Li took the baton with a sly smile, "Hey, hey, hey, eighteen palms of dragon descending!!"
Bao Daren fell directly to the ground!
"Huh. Wushuang rolled up his sleeves and walked up with a smile, "Let me come... Uh, that, what now?"
Chu Nan was sitting at the table, eating the wine and food prepared for the "groom and bride", when he heard Wushuang's question, he quickly spit out the chicken bones in his mouth: "Let him rest for the night first, and then tell him the bad news tomorrow." ”
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The next day, the rooster crows three times.
In the guest room, several people gathered around the bed, looking at Lord Bao who had fallen asleep.
"Oh, hey, get up, the sun is shining. ”
Hearing Xiaoliu's shouting, Bao Daren opened his eyes, but saw that everyone was surrounding him, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly got up.
"Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you again. ”
Bao Daren had no fear, quickly coughed dryly, and sat up straight: "Cough, you dare! Huh!"
Yan Xiaoliu directly pulled him off the bed, "Oh, don't look for it, don't look for it, sit and sit." ”
Chu Nan looked at this guy and couldn't cry and laughed: "Hey, hey, I said, do you remember what happened last night?"
Bao Daren touched his not very bright head, "Oh, last night, I seemed to drink a lot of wine." ”
"Also trying to mess with sex. ”
Who knew that Bao Daren actually said confidently: "Lord Ben doesn't drink... Belch.... That's the case, you're not convinced?"
Seeing that Lao Bao had a wine burp, Chu Nan hurriedly avoided the taste.
"Hehehe, can you bear to reflect upwards! I'm worried that I don't have a place to find you to theorize. ”
"Let me tell you, we just received an official letter, the new waiter of the Ministry of Rites..."
Bao Daren was pouring tea by himself, and was overjoyed when he heard this: "It's been announced to the world so soon?" Lao Bao put down the teapot and teacup, and sold it cheaply: "Oh, I haven't entered the capital yet, and so is this court, hehe...."
"It's not you!"
"What?"
"The new waiter of the Ministry of Rites is not you!"
Bao Daren smiled at Xiaoliu: "It's not me, it's you!"
"Good, good. Xiao Liu directly took out the letter and handed it to him, "Look at it yourself, this is last night's official letter, look at it!"
Bao Daren glanced at the letter and threw it on the table, "Hey, it's fake~"
"Fake? this..."
"Hey, I said you're not tired? It's just a few days to come up with so many ghost methods, and with this time, it's better than anything else to do some serious things and make more money!"
Wushuang pointed to the bottom of the letter, "Hey, you can see clearly, okay? This is stamped with the seal of the Ministry of Rites!"
"That's it!"
"Hehe, my appointment certificate is still covered with the emperor's jade seal. ”
Yan Xiaoliu was also defeated by him, "Why are you screwed more than me?" said and put away the official letter.
Bao Daren got up and patted Xiao Liu's shoulder, "Little friend..."
Xiao Liu shook his shoulders and shook off his hand, "Who is the little friend!"
"I'm very kind to advise you, save it! My 100,000 taels of silver are not spent in vain!"
"That's Gonggong Cao who lied to you. ”
Bao Daren immediately showed a look of surprise: "What? Grandpa Cao lied to me?"
"yes. ”
"Wouldn't it?!"
Immediately afterwards, his exaggerated expression immediately retracted: "Hey, hey, hey, that's what you want, right?"
Faced with one thing, one would rather believe what he thinks is right and habitually ignore the real truth!
"Eh, believe it or not! Cut, there will be a time for you to cry when you turn around!"
"Let's go...."
Seeing that everyone "ran away in a panic" (Lao Bao thought), Lao Bao smiled disdainfully: "Play tricks with me, you are still tender!"