Chapter 137: Bastard General
The edge of the red lotus blade lifted up the billowing dust and sand, and in the sandstorm flying in the sky, a short figure faintly appeared, as if frightened by the flying sand and rocks in front of him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In order to avoid another accidental injury, Murong Jie hurriedly retracted the Red Lotus Blade, trying to figure out what kind of guy this was.
The short figure in the storm was lost in his soul, obviously frightened by the sudden sandstorm, his body trembled very badly, his forehead was sweating uncontrollably, and his elongated face was written with fear and fear.
Of course, it wasn't a human face, it was a palm-sized lobster, just like the previous Tongtian River Clan, and there was no doubt that he was one of them.
However, this golden crayfish has human black hair, and it is unbelievable to comb evenly to the temples.
Anyway, this crayfish, on the whole, is quite cute, especially the golden carapace, which makes him as bright as gold.
The Red Lotus Blade contained the attack, and in an instant, the dust settled, and the short figure fell from mid-air, and a small pit was suddenly smashed out of the sand.
The crayfish crawled out of the pit in embarrassment, and Murong Jie glanced at it for most of the day before he asked thoughtfully, "What kind of guy are you, why are you here?"
"I ...... I...... I am his husband, a husband who has been in lies. The golden crayfish hesitantly looked around, and suddenly pointed at the nightshade with delicate claws and thorns.
Murong Jie was taken aback, and the nightshade was even more violent, and he stepped forward in a few steps to raise the vajra and was about to smash the golden crayfish flat.
Murong Jie immediately stopped Long Kui and dissuaded: "Slow down, slow down, slow down, let him finish speaking, if he dies again, where can we go to find someone to ask for directions." ”
Nightshade thought about it, it was also the same reason, approaching the three of them who were not familiar with each other, these little shrimps had lived here for many years, and who else knew the situation here better than them, so let this unconcealed guy live for half a pillar of incense first.
"What the hell are you, if you don't tell me honestly, my aunt and grandmother will pestle you into shrimp paste!"
"Of course it's your husband! You're going to marry me, and I'm going to marry you. The golden crayfish said as a matter of course.
"If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you right now!" Nightshade was nameless and caught fire for three thousand feet, and he could no longer suppress the anger in his heart.
"Slow down, slow down, slow down, little one, if you don't want to suffer, just talk well, otherwise I won't be able to keep you." Murong Jie said to the golden crayfish while trying his best to stop the nightshade.
"I'm not lying, I'm his husband!" said the golden crayfish, a little overwhelmed.
"You little deflated three, dare to take advantage of your aunt and grandmother, see how I clean you up!" Long Kui scolded angrily.
"There is a debtor and a debtor, you say that there should always be a crude oil, right?" Murong Jie desperately stopped Long Kui, obviously he was a little powerless.
"Alas, the child is not a mother, and it is a long story, I was originally the commander of the Weishui River outside the city of Chang'an in Bashui. In the past, King Wen visited Jiang Shang, and I pointed him out the clear way. Later, King Wu conquered the world, and Zhu Pi Yubi by the Weishui River left me such a nondescript name as [Worm Er]. This name is too shivering, how can I call this name, so I went to Haojing, to find King Wu of Zhou to comment on the theory, he knew that I was his father, Jiang Shang Jiang Ziya, praised me as the founding father of the Great Zhou, let me choose a first and second grade official position, in order to express my gratitude, King Wu is the son of heaven, and so polite to me, I think the worm two will be the worm two, anyway, just listen to it, but this official can't do it casually, if you want to do it, you have to be a big official, the official position of the first and second grades is too small, how to come to a eighty-one grade official。 At that time, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my request, and they were extremely excited, and they were so happy that they leaned forward and back, and they all praised me for being a little bastard, this name is better than [Worm Two], but the small characters are not good, so it is good to change them to big characters, so King Wu canonized me on the spot as the [Eighty-one Bastard General], I am the highest-ranking official in the eight hundred years of the Great Zhou Dynasty, it can be said that it is above ten million people under one person. ”
Hearing this, Nightshade was no longer angry, and almost fell down. The world is so big, there is really everything, how can there be a person in the world who likes others to call himself a bastard, what is the general of eighty-one products, Jiupin is already a petty official of sesame mung beans, just ask how there has been an official of ninety-nine eighty-one products since ancient times.
Murong Jie's eyes widened, looking at [Worm Er] incredulously, and he was not trying to stop Long Kui, his outlook on life and worldview seemed to need to be readjusted, including the history he was familiar with.
As far as Murong Jie knows, the law of the nine-rank official, I am afraid that King Wu of Zhou did not have it at that time, how can he come to this eighty-one rank official position, as well as the name of this bastard general, what is going on, whether it is really a compliment or a joke, Murong Jie only felt a little confused.
Murong Jie and Long Kui were both a little stupid, but Fairy Lingbo was interested, and he hurriedly asked, "Little Shrimp, what does this have to do with you being her husband?"
"Alas! a handful of bitter tears, full of bitter water. Tyrannical Qin has no way, he defeated the king with his ministers, destroyed the Great Zhou, and called himself the emperor, I was also implicated, and I was assigned to the Tianhe, and I was no longer the commander of Weishui. Unexpectedly, Tongtianhe was not restless, and he came here, a **** in his sleep, met the Antarctic immortal, I asked him when he could regain his self, he told me that five hundred years later, someone will wake up [Thunder Sound Vajra], then I can leave with her, I asked the immortal Weng why I can go, the immortal Weng told me that the person will become my wife, so of course I am also her husband. Worm Eryi said sternly.
"Ah, I see, is this really what the fairy said?" asked Fairy Lingbo curiously.
"Of course, if the monks don't lie, they hold the Weishui River and bid for a thousand years, will they still lie to you that a little girl can't do it? Worm nodded as a matter of course.
Before the second voice of the insect fell, he suddenly heard the sound of the wind above his head, and the cold was pressing, so he hurriedly lowered his head and escaped into the soil, and the vajra of the nightshade smashed on the sand, and in an instant rolled up the dust and sand again.
"We've only just met, and you're going to murder your husband! Worm Er peeked out of the sand and reproached.
"You sour-toothed little bastard, it's kind of weird if you stand for me and don't run, and see if I don't smash you to pieces. "Nightshade shook the vajra and smashed it at Worm Two.
Worm Two's small size and quick movements quickly dodged Nightshade's furious attack. Nightshade repeated simple and rough attacks again and again, but each time it was easily dodged by Worm Er.
This worm is really troublesome, he dodges the attack of the nightshade, and the other half does not forget to provoke the words, plus the nightshade has a rough temper, and the worm is red in the face, but there is no way to help the worm two.
Murong Jie and Fairy Lingbo looked at each other with a look at each other, this is their own housework, and it seems that it is not convenient for them to interfere, but if they continue to entangle endlessly, when will they have a head.
So the two of them had no choice but to coax and deceive, and they couldn't stop persuading beside them, and after a period of scramble, they finally calmed down the nightshade.
Fairy Lingbo gagged Worm Er's mouth, not allowing him to continue talking nonsense like this, so as not to anger the irascible Nightshade again. Murong Jie also asked Long Kui to put down the vajra pestle, asking her to at least keep a distance from the golden pestle for five chi, lest Long Kui's irascible bad temper delay them leaving the Essence Jedi Palace.