Chapter 104: A Gentleman's Promise
Ziruo hurriedly broke free, his face turned red, and said, "Scoundrel!"
Ling Yun said: "Eating a bun is a scoundrel? β
Zi Ruo snorted and said, "Don't think that if I stay here, I can let you do whatever you want, I just stay here for the time being, in case you go too far, I will also leave." β
"Which ones are excessive, you'd better tell me them all, otherwise, there is no accurate score, who knows that one day I will be considered a scoundrel if I eat a bun, it will be considered excessive, and then you will be so angry that you run away from home. Lingyun said.
Seeing him say this, Ziruo frowned and thought slightly, and said for a moment: "Then I only say three things, it is a gentleman's agreement, you can abide by it or not, if you don't obey, I can go and stay for yourself, how about it?"
"What three things?" Ling Yun said.
Yang Lingya also came over, looking very interested.
Ziruo bit her lip, lowered her head and said embarrassedly: "The first thing is that you can't force me." β
Yang Lingya stretched out two fingers, pinched Ling Yun's ears, and asked, "You can't force people, have you listened?"
Ling Yun slapped Yang Lingyan's finger away and said, "Of course, I will definitely not force you if you don't like it, if you don't like me, I won't force you, and I will never force you because you spend my money." β
"Hmm. Ziruo continued, "Then the second thing, even if I have my heart for you, the marriage will have to wait for at least a year later. β
"Why do you have to wait a year?" Yang Lingya asked curiously.
"I am a criminal, a key criminal wanted by the court, and I don't want to be played with by some people in the name of marriage before I go to the guillotine. Ziruo said calmly, and the "certain people" in her mouth naturally referred to Ling Yun.
Ling Yun smiled bitterly and said: "Then I killed Wang Sancheng, and impersonated the county official of Qipin, isn't it a greater sin, you are afraid of cutting off your head, when the time comes, expose me, you want to die together, others are willing to be winged birds in heaven, we are willing to be Lian Lizhi on the ground, and when we go to the underground nine springs, we can meet again." β
"What's the use of exposing you, you are an immortal turtle who wants to live for 10,000 years, it's not Ziruo who dies alone, you have to protect her, it's good to live together, what's the point of dying together, can two corpses still be able to tell me and me?" Yang Lingya said.
Ziruo didn't know the allusion of living for 10,000 years, thinking that Yang Lingya scolded him for being a turtle, so he covered his mouth and smiled.
"Okay, well, then we will live together, as long as the court sends someone to arrest you, come and kill one by one, come and kill 10,000 people, even if you kill the emperor Lao'er, you must be protected from being arrested. β
"Blow you, if your crow's mouth comes true, and sure enough, 10,000 people will come, see what you do, stand still and let you kill for half a month. "Ziruo doesn't know Ling Yun's kung fu, it's just that a good man is hard to defeat with four hands, she doesn't believe that Ling Yun has the ability to defeat ten thousand.
"It's best to come true, in ancient times, King Zhou You, in order to praise and laugh at the princes of the Beacon Fire Opera, today there will be me Lingyun as a beautiful woman with one enemy and ten thousand, and ten thousand bones will be killed. Lingyun said.
Zi Ruo said: "When the time comes, I just hope that you don't hand me over to the court, thank God." Okay, the third thing is that if you want to marry me, you must be hired by three media and six media, and the Ming media is marrying, and carry me in from the main gate with eight sedan chairs, I don't want to marry a good family, but I am the daughter of a serious family, no matter how glorious and rich I don't want to be a concubine, I won't be a concubine except for my wife. β
"This one is even more problematic, as long as you marry me, you won't change it for a donkey. Lingyun said.
Yang Lingya grinned and said, "Give you a horse, the princess may not be willing to marry you as a rich man." β
Ziruo originally thought that none of these three Lingyun would agree, so she set a limit to let him retreat, because with her understanding of Lingyun, first, he is both righteous and evil and will not always accommodate himself without using coercive means, second, he will not endure for a year without thinking about himself, and third, let him marry himself as his wife, he should not agree, because he is richer than the prince, he is a maid of the prince's mansion, his status is humble, and the door is not right, but he didn't expect him to agree to these three without thinking about it, quite surprised.
"I hope you will remember what you promised me not to break these three promises today. "Ziruo has lost her way.
"Swear to God, I remember all three of these things, I will not force you, a year later, to marry you again. Lingyun said.
Zi Ruo saw that what he said was brief, and the meaning was probably not much different from herself, so she didn't speak again.
"There are also three media and six hires, Ming media is marrying, eight sedan chairs, and phoenix crowns, and I can't forget any of them. "The phoenix crown was added by Yang Lingya, which fully satisfied her imagination of the wedding at a young age.
Ling Yun nodded and responded: "Of course, don't talk about the eight sedan chairs, what is the thirty-eight sedan chairs, I promise you, if you can't get in all the way, you will build the road, and if the door can't be lifted, the door will be demolished." β
"Thirty-eight sedan chairs, that house can also be lifted. Yang Ling Aya said.
"When Zhang Juzheng, the prime minister of the Ming Dynasty, went home to mourn, he built a large sedan chair carried by 38 people, with a study bedroom on it, which was extremely spacious and convenient, and opened the mountain and opened the road along the way, from the capital to the hometown of Jiangling, Hubei, five steps and a well, to clear the road dust, ten steps and a house, in order to prepare a tea stove, it was spectacular, and the majesty was tight!" Lingyun sighed.
"Isn't that even more majestic than the Emperor's Luan?" Zi Ruo asked curiously.
"The emperor is difficult to get out of the imperial city several times in his life, there may not be such a big sedan chair, Zhang Juzheng went home all the way, local officials at all levels are waiting to greet each other on the roadside, even if it is the king of the Ming Dynasty, he also made an exception to go out of the house, and the head of the dynasty assisted the guest and host, that is really one person under ten thousand people, think that Zhang Juzheng died later, he was impeached and robbed of the house, Wanli almost pulled him out of the grave and whipped the corpse, and he was too showy when he was alive, and there was a suspicion of trespassing. Lingyun said.
"Hmph, the emperor hates others to surpass him the most, you can be careful, if you take three thousand and one concubines, then you will trespass, more than the emperor's harem concubines, you have to be dragged to beheaded. Zi Ruo smiled evilly.
Yang Lingya echoed: "That's it." β
"Then I'll divorce you, one less is not a trespasser, hehe. Lingyun said.
"I may not marry you yet, I am amorous, hum. Ziruo turned her head and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
In fact, the real reason for the fall of Zhang Juzheng's power after his death is not unrelated to the party struggle in the Ming Dynasty. The national strength of the Ming Dynasty is not weak, the north rejects the Mongolian Yuan, the east conquest of the Japanese Kou, enjoys the country for more than 300 years, is a strong country, but unfortunately the Han court has a shortcoming is that the literati govern the country, the literati must not use, but use it too much, the status is too high, it is easy to form a gang, suppress dissent, originally it was a talent for governing the country, all used to intrigue and fight, so the Tang Dynasty Niu Li party dispute, led to the middle and late Tang Dynasty power decline, the world was in chaos, the Central Plains regime lost the Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures for three hundred years, the Ming Dynasty party struggle, led to the rise of the Later Jin and Qing dynasties, the displaced people flocked, it can be said that they died in the hands of the literatiγ Lingyun said.
"You hate literati so much, isn't it because you are illiterate, so you hate them to the core?" Yang Lingya teased.
Ling Yun said disdainfully: "I don't hate literati, you must know that in the outside world, that is, the world where I live, there are people who specialize in righteous governance, known as the righteous governance family, the righteous governance family may not be a good person, but there must be a strength that ordinary people can hardly reach, they have a set of skills to govern the country, especially to be able to distinguish the struggle is not life and death, but a balance, all interest groups can seek the balance of the greatest common divisor, if it is the popularity of the literati, not to fight to the death, then who will govern the country?" Therefore, literati can only be think tanks and assist in politics, but they must not be upright rulers. Forget it, I told you what to do with this, you don't understand it anyway. "Lingyun Dao.
"yes, you talk so much nonsense, it makes me seem to care, I care more about the new rouge in the market, and the latest new rouge products have a few good goods. Yang Ling Aya said.
Zi Ruo seemed to be more interested in this topic, and the two girls avoided Ling Yun and sat together and whispered.