[Lao Xing participated in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives, and was beaten tragically

Xing Zhutou limped past the door, covered in injuries, and Tong Xiangyu rushed to the door.

Tong Xiangyu: Xing Zhutou, what's wrong with you?

Xing Zhutou: Falling, falling......

Tong Xiangyu: How can you fall like this? Don't lie it to me...... Did the bandits in Black Wind Village do it?

Xing Zhutou: Ah...... Yes!

Tong Xiangyu: You sacrificed too much for the sake of this town and the people in the town.

Xing Zhutou: Protecting the people and maintaining law and order is both a responsibility and an obligation! No matter how much hardship I suffer, I don't care, no matter how many sins I suffer, I always have to face it, this is what I, an ordinary little catcher, want to say the most...... To tell the truth, I am also homesick, and the old mother at home is full of gray hair......

Tong Xiangyu burst into tears: Lao Xing ...... You've done a great job!

Xing Zhutou clasped his hand: Serve the people!

The father and daughter of the Yang family entered with their luggage, coughed dryly, and Xing Zhutou fled.

[After Huilan's bloodbath in Seven Heroes Town

[After Huilan's bloodbath in Seven Heroes Town

Bai Zhantang ran downstairs: I really can't stand it, how can this be called a martial arts competition? The whole is the bloodbath of Seven Heroes Town! As soon as your lady leaves, the martial arts education in our town will be set back by twenty years.

Li Dazui: My lady won't leave!

The father and daughter of the Yang family entered, and Yang Huilan's face was ugly.

Li Dazui: Are you back? This is freshly simmered chicken soup to replenish your body!

Yang Huilan pointed outside: I'm fine, make up for them!

At the door, a large group of disabled people staggered by, and there was also a stretcher in the group.

Lao Yang: Brave men...... Don't be discouraged, go back and slowly recuperate, and if you are cured, you can come again!

Yang Huilan: I'm waiting for you at any time! If it's inconvenient, I'll come to the door......

The crowd was shocked and fled.

The stretcher was thrown down, and the wounded on top rolled over and crawled forward, lifeless.

Yang Huilan approached: Don't worry...... Climb slowly!

Wounded: Don't come here! One more step, and I'll fight with you!

Yang Huilan: I just want to help you......

Wounded: Mighty Golden Steel!

Everyone: Be careful!

With the sound of the "horn", the wounded slapped his palm on his head and fell to the ground.

Yang Huilan: God, what did I do wrong, you want to punish me like this, I want to marry a good man, is this wrong?

Everyone: Yes, yes!

Yang Huilan: Then why do you want me to be invincible in the world? Why......

[The modern version of Xiucai shows himself to Tong and Bai

Lu Xiucai: Isn't it a cooking class? I've seen ...... Rough! I heard that they are filming a bad scene, called "Wulin Gaiden", and those who have watched the sample film will come back with one sentence - that is the shame of Chinese TV dramas!

Tong Xiangyu: No problem, the price limit of sitcoms is too powerful!

Lu Xiucai: Looking for me if you lack money, is one million per episode enough?

Tong Xiangyu: One million?

Lu Xiucai: If it's not enough, 10 million should be fine, right?

Bai Zhantang: That's "Six"!

Lu Xiucai: As long as you have money, 6,000 people will do. (Chong Tong) you remember, you are short of money to find me.

Bai Zhantang: Even if you have money, you may not be able to make a good film.

Tong Xiangyu: That's right! When I think of Shang Dao, I feel angry, I don't like to talk bad about people behind my back, otherwise I can say that I don't have to be the same for a day!

Lu Xiucai: If there is a lack of directors, they are looking for me, do you know Kaige?

Bai Zhantang: Isn't it just Kai Ge...... I don't know!

Lu Xiucai: Yimou? (Bai shakes his head) Xiao Gang? (Shake) home guard? (Shake) Berg?

Bai Zhantang: Which Berg?

Lu Xiucai: Spear, don't you even know about his old man? (Shake) I just mentioned that those people are all my children and grew up in a small yard!

Tong Xiangyu: Co-authored Kaige Yimou and Spear are both in the same courtyard?

Lv Xiucai: Yo, this ...... But that's a long story...... (Glance at Guo Envoy)

Guo Furong: Hurry up and check in, I'm afraid there will be no room if it's too late.

[Hu Shi Niang said to run away from everyone in order to eat alone

[Hu Shi Niang said to run away from everyone in order to eat alone

Tong Xiangyu picked up the chopsticks and was snatched by Hu Shi Niang.

Hu Shi Niang: Wait, eat again.

Hu Shi Niang took all the dishes and chopsticks and poured them in the teapot.

Li Dazui: It's still the people in the city who pay attention to you!

Hu Shi Niang: It's all stinky and exquisite, don't learn, come, everyone eats. Don't look at my current scenery, when I was a child, I couldn't eat anything.

Tong Xiangyu: Yes?

Hu Shi Niang: I remember one year, my mother was in a good mood and threw a chicken butt to me, making me happy, and sleeping with it in my arms.

Lu Xiucai: Then don't you rub the quilt dirty?

Hu Shi Niang: It's not dirty, I licked it dozens of times before entering the bed.

Lu Xiucai: I still have an account that I haven't finished settling, so let's eat slowly. (Gets up and walks away)

Hu Shi Niang: Later, I hid the chicken butt, planning to wait until my birthday to eat it, and finally survived until the day, take it out, and guess what?

Tong Xiangyu: Don't say it again!

Hu Shi Niang: There are maggots crawling on it, a thick layer, and the white flowers are chubby, looking like fat.

Tong Xiangyu: I'm going to pick up Xiaobei from school, everyone eats slowly. (Gets up and walks away)

Hu Shi Niang: I put my heart horizontally, scrape the maggots, take boiling water and boil it, guess what?

Li Dazui: I have to put the chicken butt ...... Phew, boiled the eggs, let's eat slowly. (Gets up and walks away)

Hu Shi Niang: Did you guess it?

Bai Zhantang: Let's guess after eating?

Hu Shi Niang: No, I prefer to say it now...... After cooking, a layer of yellow floats on the surface of the water.

The rest of the people finally couldn't help it and ran away retching, and Shi Niang ate to her heart's content.

[Because of his illiteracy, Big Mouth felt that Xiucai and Xiao Guo looked down on him and drank alcohol

Li Dazui: Why do they look down on me?

Bai Zhantang: Who looks down on you?

Li Dazui: Lu Xiucai, and Guo Furong!

Bai Zhantang: Can't you? Why do they look down on you?

Li Dazui: They, they...... Hum!

Bai Zhantang: Don't worry, speak slowly, do you still have wine there?

Li Dazui: Yes! Isn't it just that I don't read much?

Bai Zhantang: Who said that? You haven't read it at all...... () It's good that you haven't studied, have you heard the old saying? From the beginning of life's troubles and literacy, do you know why Qin Shihuang and his old man burned books and pit Confucianism? Thousands of them were buried alive, all of which made the readers angry!

Li Dazui: Really? Where is Uncle Qin now?

Bai Zhantang: It's been more than 2,000 years old, (Li suddenly knelt down) What do you want to do?

Li Dazui: Uncle Qin, you left early, and Dazui has nothing to honor you. This thin glass of wine is a greeting gift......

Bai Zhantang: (Snatching wine) His old man doesn't like to drink! (Grabbed, the bottle is empty) Still?

Li Dazui: Yes! (Take out the bottle and drink it yourself) The only son is born black, and the black is black, why don't I laugh?

Bai Zhantang: ...... Why?

Bai wanted to grab the wine, and Li Dazui drank it all again.

[Lao Bai presented awards to the participating chickens, full version

[Lao Bai presented awards to the participating chickens, full version

Bai Zhantang: Alright! One thing I forgot to tell you is that there is a prize for every chicken, and there are not many prizes, one egg per person!

Crowd: An egg wants to be blindfolded? Keep it for yourself......

Bai Zhantang: Another ...... There is also a medal, specially customized by the organizing committee!

The crowd exchanged glances with each other, hesitated, and stepped forward.

Bai Zhantang: Lao Liu's ...... Best New Chicken Award, Lao Zhao's ...... Best Beautiful Leg Award, Lao Xie's ...... Best Egg Winner!

Crowd: It's a rooster!

Bai Zhantang: Then change it to the Best Strike Award, and this one...... Best Situational Chicken, Best Continuous Chicken, Best Male Lead, Best Female Lead, Best Fashion Chicken, Best Dressed Chicken......

[After the end of the Chicken King Tournament.]

Xiao Guo sang affectionately to the camera: Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight, I wish you well, the motherland is good, the motherland is good~~

Lv Xiucai: Audience friends, the bell of the Year of the Goat...... Ah no, the Year of the Monkey, or the Year of the Rooster? What year is it?

Li Dazui: Which year is the year, wait for the replay of Ming'er and then lip-sync again!

[For the first time, the master and apprentice waited for a big case

Yan Xiaoliu: Master, let's finally wait for the big case!

Xing Zhutou: (touching the scabbard) It's been two years, and this treasure knife should be unsheathed.

Yan Xiaoliu: Then I still can't memorize this book?

Xing Zhutou: Complicated and trivial matters, put them aside first, and then you can open your eyes and see how the teacher reorganizes the mountains and rivers for future generations, and prepares!

Yan Xiaoliu: (Singing) Thousand Miles of Knife Light and Shadow......

Xing Zhutou: (singing) Hatred burns the Nine Cities, Didi Dengdeng, what's going on in the back?

Yan Xiaoliu: I forgot too!

Xing Zhutou: It doesn't matter, just tune it right, Didi Deng, Didi Deng. (Pacing into the backyard with Little Six)

[Yang San and everyone in the store recounted his family history

Guo Furong: Which faction is Yang Daxia?

Yang San: There is no sect or faction, and my martial arts are family heirlooms.

Guo Furong: What martial arts?

Yang San: Golden bell cover iron cloth shirt!

CUT black and white shot, the shadow on the wall, Daddy beats Yang San: I told you to steal chickens and dogs, and told you not to study well......

CUT Yang San cried: Dad, I don't dare anymore!

Yang San woke up: Looking back, I really have to thank my father, without him, I wouldn't be where I am today! (Cheers)

Guo Furong: The iron cloth shirt can only defend yourself, so what do you rely on to fight?

Yang San: When I was fifteen years old, I met a wonder man who taught me a foreign kung fu!

CUT black and white shot, the shadow on the wall, the old trickster apprentice: first put the chopsticks on the table, and hold the ...... Walk you!

CUT Yang San: Wow! How did this change? / Old trick: This chopstick...... It is retractable!

Yang San woke up: After completing my studies, I began to walk the rivers and lakes!

CUT black and white shot, Yang San strikes the gong: Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, the younger brother has just arrived in Guibaodi, and he relies on his parents to go out and rely on friends at home......

Yang San woke up: But no matter where I go, I am thinking about Seven Heroes Town and this place where I was born and raised. (Cheers)

Yang San raised his wine glass, and Bai Zhantang hurriedly filled it.

Bai Zhantang: Tongfujia wine, making people homesick. Seven years ago, as soon as Yang Daxia returned to the town, he ran into the seven thieves in Jiangnan who were committing crimes, Yang Daxia didn't even move his fingers, and with a roar of a golden lion, he repelled the group of thieves!

CUT black and white shot, Yang San sat on the ground in fright: Catch the thief!

Bai Zhantang: Before the group of thieves left, they sent a poison dart, and Yang Daxia has been lame since then!

Yang San: Since then, I haven't touched anyone again! The past is like smoke, the past is like smoke......

[Yang San bragged and was seriously injured by Xiao Guo's palm

[Yang San bragged and was seriously injured by Xiao Guo's palm

Yang San was already angry, and everyone gathered around.

Bai Zhantang: What's going on? It's too heavy......

Lu Xiucai: If you get someone's life, you have to eat a lawsuit!

Guo Furong: He told me to do it himself!

Yang San: It's okay, I deliberately didn't resist with luck just now, otherwise her hand would have to be broken. Help me up...... I want to heal my wounds, first run seventy-two small weeks, and then come eight times to the big week......

Guo Furong: Eight laps? Do you play mahjong?

Yang San: I said that eight circles are eight circles, and one less circle will not be successful, and by the way, I have to get through the second pulse of Rendu......

[Xiangyu guards the thief's soul and does not keep it, and tries his best to deal with it

The kitchen door was closed, smoke was coming out of it, and Bai Zhantang coughed.

Tong Xiangyu: What's going on?

Bai Zhantang: Just light the fire, and it will be done in a while.

Tong Xiangyu: Is the temperature enough?

Bai Zhantang: It should be fine.

Tong Xiangyu: Those are all real money, can they be burned with firewood?

Bai Zhantang: No, there is another way...... Send things in.

Tong Xiangyu entered the kitchen and coughed.

Bai Zhantang: Don't worry, the fire is not good yet.

Tong Xiangyu: Hurry up, hurry up, I'm about to choke to death, what kind of firewood is this, there is smoke in the light, but there is no fire.

Bai Zhantang: Then add something.

Tong Xiangyu: What's the matter?

Bai Zhantang: The bottle over there, the yellow one, do you see it? Yes, pour it directly.

"Boom", the two shouted: Ah...... It's on fire, come on, put out the fire......

The smoke cleared, the walls were scorched, and Tong sat on the ground with a gray face.

Tong Xiangyu: (muttering) God bless, God bless......

Bai Zhantang came out of the kitchen, dragged out a pile of coal ash with a shovel, blew on it, and looked at it carefully.

Bai Zhantang: Haha......

Tong Xiangyu: It's all burned clean?

Bai Zhantang: Instead of that, it was unscathed, you see!

Tong Xiangyu: (screaming) Ah...... (Flee with your head in your hands)

Bai Zhantang chased out: This time it won't work, we have other ways, don't worry......

[The bestseller in Mrs. Fan's mind, full version

[The bestseller in Mrs. Fan's mind, full version

Aunt Fan: First of all, between the Golden Pen Scholar and the Furong Woman, you can't always be tender and sweet!

Lv Xiucai: So what? You can't let them fight, can you?

Aunt Fan: You have to fight, you have to fight, halfway through the fight, suddenly it's better again.

Lv Xiucai: How is it good?

Aunt Fan: Nonsense, you are the author, you