Squatting in the tank is a trick often played by wild boys in the water, several people squat into the water, the whole body is submerged in the water, and then see who holds their breath the longest, even if they win.

The fat man speaks in his heart: I am an adult, and my lung capacity is much larger than that of your child, and this is like hitting a stone with an egg.

So he put his shoulders on each other with the iron pillar and squatted into the water together, so that one party would not cheat and people would enter the water, and you would still expose your head outside.

Before the iron pillar entered the water, he threw a look at the second fat man, and then was pressed underwater by the fat man's big slap, one big and one small were motionless, so that the consumption could be reduced and it would last for a while.

The pressure of the river water surged up from all directions, and I didn't dare to open my eyes, I didn't dare to pant my nose, and my mouth could be opened, but I could only exhale out, and I could not breathe in.

The fat man silently counted in his heart, and when he counted to more than twenty, he heard a gurgling sound from the opposite side. The fat man was happy in his heart: "Stinky boy, I can't stand it, dare to pick up my pants, and you don't look at your hair." ”

After more than ten seconds, the iron pillar still has no intention of struggling upward, according to the rules, if anyone really can't hold back, as long as they struggle up, the other party has to let go, otherwise they will die.

The fat man also felt a little uncomfortable in his body, and as the oxygen consumption became more and more large, the whole lung seemed to explode: strange, is this kid a water rat, so upright, don't play tricks with me, right?

It is said that as soon as the fat man and the iron pillar entered the water, the second fat man took out a rubber tube, which was a yellow rubber tube, which was used when playing the hanging bottle, and there were no disposable syringes at that time, so they all used this, and then took the boiling water to disinfect when they ran out.

Erfeizi pinched one end of the tube, reached into the water, groped for the mouth of the iron pillar, and then stuffed the tube in, holding the other end of the rubber tube with the other hand, making sure it was exposed to the air. Now the iron pillar is happy, and it still breathes under the water.

After four or five minutes in a row, the two people under the water still didn't move, and the lively little babies on the water were frightened: usually squatting in the big tank, at most a minute, and I didn't see the fat uncle come up for several minutes, wouldn't it be choking?

After some discussion, everyone decided to cancel this already unfair game and quickly pull the fat uncle up. At this moment, Er Feizi felt that the pipe in his hand was pulled down suddenly, and then, the iron pillar came out and coughed vigorously: "Er Feizi, what are you doing pulling out the pipe-cough-"

The fat man's big head also came out of the water: "Little rabbit, make trouble with me, hehe, you will still lose if you cheat." ”

The second fat man saw the fat uncle smiling on his face, and he didn't look angry at all, so he no longer worried: "Uncle fat, you are good at squatting in the vat, we have taken it, we have the ability, let's compete in the mud." ”

It is said that when the fat man was underwater just now, he stood up for more than a minute, and he couldn't hold it back. But he is really unwilling: if he loses to the little baby, he will not be able to mix in the future.

So I launched a wide search to see if the iron pillar was cheating. At this look, the fat man almost fainted: a good boy, he dared to insert a tube.

I was about to reach out and pull it out, but suddenly I felt that my breathing became easier, and it turned out that the air in the wooden box could be directly absorbed under water.

Now the fat man is happy: the space inside the wooden box is the boss, boy, let's have fun. So he didn't do anything, and he consumed it with an iron pillar. It wasn't until the second fat man wanted to come down and pull him that he pulled the pipe down.

found out that he still had this ability, of course the fat man was happy, and when he heard that the wild boys were going to play mud bubbles, he was also childlike: "Okay, if I win, you will plant trees with me every day in the future, and you are not allowed to talk about any conditions." ”

The wild boys discussed it, and then recommended the second fat man with the highest level to appear to face the fat uncle. The second fat man is also quite a ghost: "Uncle Fatty, if you lose, send us a tea egg every day." ”

"Cheng-" The fat man felt that he would definitely not lose to the child, and happily agreed.

While they were pulling hooks, they saw men running from the edge of the grove downstream, dressed in fancy clothes, and the wild boys all screamed and began to get dressed.

The fat man also put on his pants and vest, and then, Qiqi, Yaya, and Wu Qiong ran to the front, and the three dolls went over there to see the otters, and then they came back. As soon as he heard that the fat uncle was going to throw mud bubbles with the second fat man, he immediately stood behind the fat man and cheered him on.

came to the support group and cheerleaders, and the fat man was even more energetic: "Tell you, cover your ears for a while, my mud bubbles are earth-shattering." ”

It is said that falling mud bubbles is the favorite game of rural children, and yellow mud must be used, the stickiness is relatively large, if it is black mud, it will scatter flowers when it falls.

If there is no water around you, you can make do with mud by urinating, which shows its charm.

The wild boys put a pile of loess in front of the two fat men and the fat man, and they were all about the same size. However, these guys didn't say that Uncle Fat Man's pile was big, so they grabbed two more handfuls from it and threw them into the pile of Er Fatzi.

The second fat man hugged back and forth, some people helped to carry the water, some people helped to make mud, and the rest kneaded the mud. Drop the mud bubble, the most important thing is the mud, the mud that has just been reconciled is raw mud, it is not easy to make, you must knead it for a while, and become mature mud, which is easy to use.

The fat man also saw a little way, just like a face, two big fists in the mud and pestle. After more than ten minutes, the yellow mud is like a waking dough, as you like.

"You come first." The fat man beckoned to the second fat man with a big grin. The second fat son began to make mud bubbles. This also has a certain technical content, the size of the mud bubble should be moderate, the shape should be basin or pot shaped, the edge should be neat, no air leakage, and the bottom should be thin and even, so that after falling down, it will be blown by the air flow and break out of the big hole.

Then, the other party has to use mud to plug the hole for you, the bigger the hole, the more mud will win, and if the opponent's mud is won, it will be won.

Erfeizi really doesn't have much skill in making mud bubbles, just like a steel helmet, and then raised it high, shouting in his mouth: "Bubbles? ”

The sky bubble is a sound bubble, and the ground bubble is a dumb bubble, and if it can't be dropped, it will naturally not blow up the hole, and the love will lose mud.

Qiqi and Yaya immediately shouted: "Ground bubble, ground bubble-"

"Are there any holes, are there no eyes?" The second fat man gritted his teeth and glared, looking ruthless.

"No holes, no eyes, haha-" The fat man shouted along with the cheerleaders.

The second fat man slammed the mud bubble in his hand on the ground, only to hear a muffled bang, and a big hole exploded at the top, and the mud spots splashed up, breaking his face.

Wiping his face with his arm, the second fat cowhide coaxed and said, "Hurry up and pay for the mud!" ”

Qiqi slapped the mud flat with his slap, and then covered the big hole, Yaya and Wu Qiong also lined up a piece, which blocked the hole, and then it was the turn of the fat man to make mud bubbles.

In the memory of the fat man, he really didn't play with this when he was a child, so he learned from the second fat man just now and started to make mud bubbles. The first time I didn't dare to do it too big, it was slightly bigger than his fist, and I made it for a long time, but the result was still flat.

"Look at me!" The fat man roared, and then threw the mud bubble to the ground, only to hear a snap, the mud bubble spread into a pile, it turned out that one side landed first, and the other side was still hanging in the air, and the air was exposed.

When the wild boys saw that Uncle Fat was playing with this mallet, they immediately screamed strangely, and their morale soared; Kiki and the others sighed together, sighing with a sense of anger.

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "Come again." ”

The second fat man was proud, making mud bubbles in his hands, and his face was snotty: "Uncle Fatty, you just go home and prepare eggs-soaking all over the world?" ”

The little girl didn't squeak anymore, the mud bubble of the second fat man was like a basin, and it was scary to look at. Only the fat man shouted at the bottom of his voice, a little lonely.

The second fat man feels that he has made this mud bubble is simply amazing, and the technical action of falling the mud bubble is extremely pure, and this bubble goes down, and it is estimated that the fat uncle's mud will bottom out.

"Let's have a big lift!" The second fat man screamed, and the mud bubble fell to the ground, and Qiqi didn't dare to look at it with his face turned his back.

Surprisingly, this super large mud bubble turned out to be a dumb bubble, except for a small hole the thickness of a finger in the middle. The fat man grinned and picked up a small piece of mud, and instead of flattening it, he threw it directly and plugged the small hole: "If you want to eat a fat man, there is no way." ”

The second fat man was also a little puzzled: Is there a straw stick or something underneath, which pierced the mud bubble? So he hurriedly lifted up a puddle of mud, and there was a slippery grass underneath, and there was nothing.

"Look at me." The fat man was so imposing that he made a mud bubble again, this time he was better than the last time, and he fell very loudly, and Qiqi finally had a chance to slap hard.

It was the turn of the second fat man again, and this time he didn't dare to be greedy and chew more, so he made a trumpet, but he still snorted, and a small hole with the thickness of a finger appeared.

The fat man showed his skills, won more and more yellow mud, and the mud bubbles became bigger and bigger, and finally, the second fat man only had a fist-sized mass left in his hand, but the fat man's mud bubble was the size of a basin.

"Don't kill the mud—" The fat man raised the mud bubble above his head and roared violently.

The second fat man had no choice but to throw the mud ball in his hand, and he was very angry: This is too unlucky, right, more than ten dumb bubbles in a row?

The wild boys began to complain: "Second fatty, what's the matter, even if the snot baby goes into battle, it is better than you." ”

The fat man laughed: "Whoever is on it is in vain, I am the king of mud bubbles in the mountains." ”

When he was playing tricks, he saw a person running from the village, it was the car owner, standing on the small wooden bridge and shouting: "Fatty, someone from the village-"

"Is the People's Liberation Army coming?" It's almost August 1st Army Day, and the fat man estimates that it's time for the troops to come.

"No, it's County Magistrate Zhao, go back and take a look."

"This guy is here, probably a weasel greeting the chicken, and he doesn't have any kind eyes." The fat man also chuckled in his heart, and then without washing his hands, he straightened up at once, stuck a small wicker stick into the yellow mud pile, and then ran towards the village.

The second fat man looked at the small stick inserted in the yellow mud, which was exactly the thickness of a finger, and couldn't help scratching his head: "Uncle Fat won't be using this to cheat, right?" ”

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