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Mouth: No, I want to come back soon, but with something in my hand, it can't go fast.

Bai: Isn't that just an egg, as for it?

Mouth: Now, I can't hide it from you, I'm about to become a father. (Everyone, first stunned, then began to laugh)

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Tong: When did you marry your daughter-in-law, hahaha.

Mouth: Who said I was a daughter-in-law?

Bai: If you don't marry a daughter-in-law, you will be a father?

Mouth: Hmm.

Bai: Pull it down, I haven't heard of it, hahaha.

Mouth: Laughing, laughing, no, did you see this egg? This is no ordinary egg, and in three days the child will hatch, I tell you, it will still be a boy.

Congratulations, congratulations, are you going to take a few days off to take care of your children?

Big Mouth: Really?

Tong: Yes.

Mouth: Hey——!

Tong: Then I'm a melon, go back to the house and do your work, and if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful to show you.

Mouth: What do you like, I'm going to decide on this kid.

Tong: Oh, if you want it, you want it, hey, wait for you to hatch out and say hello. I'll prepare a big red envelope for your child.

Mouth: You don't need a red envelope, you can help the child with some small clothes and pants when you go back, okay?

Tong: Okay, okay.

Mouth: That showman, don't forget to name your child when the time comes.

Guo: That's easy, since it's hatched, it's called the egg laid.

Mouth: It's too cheesy, and it's too ugly. Let me tell you, the name should be good to listen to and remember, and the more festive it is, the better.

Guo: Let's call Li Xiqing.

Mouth: Huh?

Guo: Or Li Qingxi, hehehe.

Mouth: That's it, it's a mule or a horse, let's hatch it out, ah, lalala...... (Xiangyu was thoughtful, and everyone else thought it was a joke)

The camera pans to dinner, staring at the eggs with a big mouth and not eating

Tong: Big mouth, why don't you eat it?

Mouth: I'll never eat eggs anymore from now on, no way, for the sake of the child.

Tong: Li Xiulian, I'll give you one last chance to return to normal immediately, otherwise, you won't want to ask for leave in this life.

Mouth: No, shopkeeper, you have a little sympathy, okay.

Tong: (raises her voice) Annette Li!

Bai: Don't argue, stop arguing, it's okay (open your mouth) to come here. I'll tell you, it's almost there, this trick is useless to the shopkeeper.

Mouth: No, you think I'm lying to you, right?

Bai: You're not done yet, are you?

Mouth: Who played it, have you ever been a father, do you know what father's love looks like, do you know how great father's love is, can you understand the joy of a new life about to be born?

Lao Bai looked at everyone, and the others were motionless as if they had been pointed, with blank faces

Bai: I'm very solemn to send you a word: Get out! I'll tell you, if you do this again, I'll drop this broken egg for you (big mouth bites the old white finger). Guo: Hey, what are you doing, you're crazy.

Bai: Li Dazui, are you crazy?

Mouth: (Mental activity: finally get to the point) I'm not crazy, who said I'm crazy, why do you say I'm crazy, I tell you, I'm normal, I'm not crazy, I'm going to be a father, you know no. Qingxi, did you hear your dad talking to you, obediently, Qingxi, slowly (into the kitchen, everyone stared at the big mouth from the left, and after the big mouth entered the kitchen, everyone quickly turned to the right. Suddenly the big mouth rushed out again)

Mouth: (frantically) Ahhhh

BAI: Come to dinner. (Everyone sat down to eat, Xiangyu was thoughtful)

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

The shopkeeper walked around, Wushuang and Xiaoliu were waiting beside him, which meant that he was going to start a trial

Tong: (pacing as he says) Conspiracy, this is definitely a conspiracy.

Bai: Even if it's a conspiracy, the question is what he's trying to do?

Tong: I don't know. Just to take two days off, this is too much of a movement.

Six: Are you sure he's really crazy?

Guo: Definitely and definitely. Really, you didn't see that scene just now.

Bai: I don't think so, it's the truth that lies are repeated a thousand times. This Li Dazui wanted to blind us at first, but he covered himself in it. There are such people in the world, who take their panic as real when they talk about it.

Shuang: That's Lee's mouth. I believe you like this, and he does that.

Lu: Is it possible that you have taken some kind of medicine? Is there any kind of medicine on the rivers and lakes that makes people confused when they take it?

Bai: Okay, who will give him that kind of good medicine?

Tong: That's it, he's a cook, he doesn't have any background, what do people think of him?

Six: (slapping the table, startling everyone, and his hands hurt) Don't worry about it for now, since it's taking medicine, it's poisoning. (excited) Hahaha, (running to the door) Master, Xiaoliu has finally waited for the big case!

Shuang: (pulls back to Xiaoliu) Hey, hey, hey, people are just assuming, and they haven't really taken medicine.

Six: Then I don't care, anyway, it's an extraordinary time, and all the things in the store are arranged by me. The people involved in the store will be assigned by me. (Draw a knife) Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather!(The diner runs away)

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Tong: Little Liu, it's already messy enough, so don't add to the mess.

BAI: Don't make a fuss.

Tong: Xiucai hurried to each house to collect cash. (Xiucai is going out)

Six: (with a knife) No one is allowed to go!

Double: Okay, okay, knife knife. (Snatches Xiaoliu's knife)

Six: (takes out the cigarette pouch and pot, and everyone looks at him with strange eyes) According to the opinion of this headhunter, all crimes can be reduced to the following six words.

Shuang: What are those six words?

Six: (while smoking the bag pot) Time, place and person.

Bai: Isn't that eight words? (Xiao Liu glared angrily) You say you go on.

Six: (Smoking the bag pot hard, everyone's eyes are even more strange) This place is not very convenient to talk to, let's change to a secluded place. Wushuang, holding a knife, escorted them away.

Double: (waving a knife) Ah, let's go.

(Female bed, day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu, Bei)

Xiao Liu sat at the door with a cigarette pouch, Wushuang stood next to him with a knife, and the others sat in a row on the bed

Six: Let's talk about the time first, why is it abnormal when the big mouth starts?

Tong: (hugging Xiaobei) It's okay this morning.

Six: That is, the time of the crime was last night.

Double: Why was it last night?

Six: Do you think, take the medicine at night while it is dark, and there will be a reaction during the day?

Guo: Excuse me, why wasn't it the night before yesterday and the night before yesterday?

Double: Sunflower Point...

Guo: Overwhelming (Little Six Knocking on the Table)

Guo Zhu: Cut~~

Bai: Okay, okay, calm down for a while, Yan Zhutou continued.

Six: Speaking of the location, there is no doubt that the place where this case took place is in this inn of crime.

Double: Why is it Sin's Inn?

Six: Big mouth, what a good person, honest, brave, hardworking, kind.

Tong: Can you change the word for diligence?

Six: You are the shopkeeper, you decide. Our lovely and pitiful big mouth, being harmed like this by someone for no reason, how should he deal with himself in the future, how should he face his relatives and friends, how can he really be embarrassed?

Bai: Xiaoliu is okay now, you can use idioms (Xiaoliu turned around and glared) would have been.

Six: (close to Wushuang) Have you said the time and place, it's time to talk about it now.

Double: Characters.

Six: Let's talk about the characters, if I'm not mistaken, the suspect is among you.

Tong: What do you mean?

Six: I doubt you.

Bei: Babble—

Double: Excuse me...... Hey, you didn't take the wrong medicine.

Six: (stunned for a moment) That's a good question, I don't know if everyone noticed, the topic turned back to the medicine (everyone was helpless) The interrogation began, Wushuang, and they were escorted to the hospital.

Double: Oh.

Guo: Hey, you're not afraid that we'll abscond.

Six: Then lock up the house first, and I'll go to the courtyard to interrogate.

Double: Oh, do you want to tie it up first?

Six: This question (everyone has made different moves) uh...... That,For the sake of the past friendship, you don't need to tie it up first.,This hair is open.,Don't spread it.。

MB: But I still have to go to school.

Six: Little sister, you'd better not move, otherwise I'll suspect you of absconding in fear of crime, (drag Xiaobei) Come with me, and try you first.

Bei: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, Sister Xiao Guo......

Tong: Don't be afraid.

Bai: Let him toss, he can't stop if he doesn't toss a little movement.

Shuang: Hey, hey, don't speak without permission, or I'll think you're colluding. (Xiao Guo stood up and moved his muscles) Then if you are hungry, just say, I will fry spring rolls for everyone.

(Backyard, Day, Lu, Double, Six)

Xiaoliu sat by the well and smoked the bag pot, and Xiucai squatted in front of the grinding plate. Xiaoliu yawned

Lu: Do you have any questions? I haven't settled any of my accounts today.

Six: What do you mean?

FL: Don't go, don't go. You've asked me a lot of questions, just asking me what my last name is.

Six: That's my right. The surname is called, hurry up!

Lv: (sighs) My surname is Lu, my name is Lu Qinghou, and everyone calls me Lu Xiucai.

Six: You are in the same room with Big Mouth, so you haven't noticed anything abnormal?

Lv: It's the eighth time......

Six: Huh?

FL: No.

Six: (jumps down from the edge of the well) Then why do you say it's poisoning?

Lui: What?

Six: Why do you say it's poisoning?

Lu: You said poisoning, I said taking medicine!

Six: Is there a difference? Do you know why they all let them go and leave you alone? (Xiucai shakes his head) because you are the most suspicious of committing a crime! (Xiucai falls, Xiaoliu sits back with a cigarette pouch)

Lu: Okay, okay, what's the matter, you have to arrest me, if you don't arrest me, I'll leave. (Walk)

Six: Stop, don't force me to draw a knife! (Xiucai hurriedly came back) I tell you, honestly explain all the criminal suspects clearly, no one cares about you wherever you like. (pouch upside down)

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Lu: Hey, take it down.

Six: (Bringing the cigarette pouch over) Hurry up!

Lv: Okay, I gave the poison, what's the matter?

Six: (Hi) Hahahahahaha...... You're finally admitting it? yes!

Lu: Okay, okay, let's work hard, let's work hard, I know you want to solve the case, but the big mouth is alive and well, and no one reports the case, I just admit it, can you file a case?

Six: (face sinks) yes...... Master, Master, why is it so difficult to solve a case? If I knew this, I might as well go to the countryside and play suona, so I can say thank you twice, but now it's good......

Xiaoliu sat on the edge of the well and talked to himself, and there was no equal

Double: Oh no, no, big mouth, big mouth, big mouth, ......

Six: What's wrong? Dead? (Daxi) Hahahahahaha! Finally you can file a case! Haha...... (Realizing that something is wrong, immediately changing to a sad expression) My poor big mouth! (Crying on the grinding plate)

Double: What a mess, he's crazy with a big mouth!

Six: Crazy? Didn't he go crazy sooner?

Shuang: This time it's even crazier, he stares at that egg all day and doesn't do anything, and the shopkeeper gets angry when he sees it, and he grabs it, and his big mouth is furious on the spot, and now he is chasing and killing him everywhere with a brick.

Six: Hurry up and take a look! (The three of them run into the house)

Intermission: Watch the play. The shopkeeper, Xiao Guo, and Wushuang watched the play, their expressions were gloomy and clear, the meaning of this paragraph was very vague, could it be that there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people?

(Lobby, Day, Tong, White, Shuang, Mouth, Six)

A group of people seemed to be playing eagles to catch chickens, and the big mouth was holding a tofu in a desperate shape, while the others hid behind Xiao Liu and circled around the table

Bai: What are you doing?

Six: (raises the knife) Wow, yes, yes......

White: Sunflower Point Acupuncture Hand (biu biu, Xiaoliu gritted his teeth and stared at it)

Shuang: Senior brother, why did you stop him?

Bai: Big Mouth is already crazy, isn't he even more crazy when he's scared?

Mouth: Tong Xiangyu, return the celebration to me in a slippery way.

Tong: You put the tofu down first!

Mouth: I-you...... (to smash)

Tong: (throwing the egg) Ah! Give it back to you! (The big mouth doesn't catch it, the egg falls to the ground and breaks) Uh...... You stoned me......

Mouth: I- (smashing again)

Double: (more than two meters away) Sunflower Point Acupuncture Hand! (Biu Big Mouth Stunned)

Bai: Wushuang, when did you learn to play in the air?

Shuang: Ouch, how can I hit the hole in the air, he is a conditioned reflex, come on, move!

Mouth: I yes - (biu biu)

Double: Look, that's what really happened.

White: (Zhao Xiaoliu) Sunflower Acupoint Solver!(pu pu)

Six: (touching the big mouth) It's really stopped, okay, take it back to the yamen for trial, I'll go get the flail.

Tong: Hey, Xiaoliu Xiaoliu, why did you say you brought it back to the Yamen?

Six: He's crazy like this, if he doesn't lock him up again, what if he hurts people?

Tong: Otherwise, he will be locked up in my store and observed for two days, and if he dares to hurt people again, I will personally send him to the yamen, okay?

Six: That's fine, but you have to wear shackles.

Tong: He's not a prisoner.

Six: It's crazy! What should I do if I hurt someone? This is also for the sake of the safety of the people. Wait, I'll go get the flail. (Out of the house)

(Female Bed, Night, Mouth, Six)

Xiao Liu kicked and kicked Big Mouth into the house, and Big Mouth hung a flail around his neck (strange, why did you throw Big Mouth here?)

Mouth: What are you handcuffing me for, why are you handcuffing me?

Six: Sit there, sit there, handcuff you, hurry? You have committed murder and hurt people, who are you handcuffed if you are not handcuffed?

Mouth: Didn't I smash it? If I really wanted to commit murder, wouldn't I just take the kitchen knife and be done?

Six: (drawing a knife) You still dare to take a kitchen knife?

Mouth: (dodging) No, no, no...... Don't dare, don't dare! I'm not joking with everybody.

Six: Let me ask you, what is this?

Mouth: Face.

Six: This is not a foot!

Mouth: What do you mean?

Six: What do you mean? These two are not corns! When I can't see clearly, I'm honest,