(The people's JC is the guardian of our people, and the inspection in this article has nothing to do with the JC in reality, so please do not sit down)

"Patrol! Don't move! Sweep away pornography!"

A shout came, followed by a burst of exclamations and shouts, and even cries!

"Patrol?" An Yun immediately became nervous when she heard the noise outside, she looked at Sun Yu helplessly: "Sister Yumeng, what should we do now?" An Yun couldn't help but grab Sun Yumeng's arm and asked. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And Sun Yumeng's eyes rolled, and he suddenly calmed down. She shook her head and said, "Don't be nervous, we didn't do anything wrong, the patrol is here, just to help us." ”

At this moment, Sun Yumeng's petite body revealed an indescribable maturity and stability, and An Yun felt a lot more stable in her heart when she felt it up close, although she was still a little inexplicable, she didn't say anything, she could only sit quietly.

Sun Yumeng saw that she was well-behaved, and said: "Just pretend that you don't know anything, remember, you don't know anything, you just came to take pictures of them and exchange pocket money, understand?

An Yun's chick nodded as if pecking rice and said, "En, I know!"

The door was suddenly kicked open with a "bang-", and the two inspectors walked in with pistols, Rao is Sun Yumeng was very calm and startled.

The inspector glanced inside the house with a gun, and then said to Sun Yumeng and An Yun, "Is it just you?

For them, this is just a routine inquiry, after all, there are two cute little Loli in the house, and they are wearing even cuter masks, and everyone knows that this is a room that is too safe to be safe. However, in the next second, Sun Yumeng did something that stunned An Yun!

She didn't say a word, threw away her sunglasses, and then cried directly!

Although this crying is suspected of thundering and not raining, but on the face of such a cute kitten-mouthed Lori, it is definitely sad to see and cry to hear!

Let such a cute Lori cry like this, damn it!

An Yun on the side was dumbfounded, thinking, wasn't Sister Yumeng still very calm just now? Why is she crying now? But this situation and this scene can't allow her to think too much, even Yumeng cried, how could the young An Yun bear it? I thought that Sun Yumeng couldn't withstand the pressure, and she and the others were going to be inspected and arrested, so she also cried out!

In the eyes of a ten-year-old child, patrols are still a formidable existence! If you come here, you must be here to arrest them and put them in prison!

The appearance of the two little Lori's crying made the two inspectors panic for a while, and after a brief discussion, one of the shorter inspectors continued to investigate the situation, and the other tall inspector came over, put away the gun, and tried to squeeze out a kind smile, saying, "Don't cry, uncle won't arrest you." ”

Sun Yumeng glanced up at the inspection, and pretended to cry even more sadly.

The tall inspector was embarrassed all of a sudden, and said, "Hey, does uncle look so scary?"

Sun Yumeng and An Yun just cried and didn't pay attention to him at all.

The tall inspector didn't know what to do for a while, and there was no way to take the two of them, so he had to go to the short patrol and say: "I can't handle it, you come, let's change, you come to comfort these two children, hurry up, cry too loudly, be careful to scare people away!"

The short patrol also had no way to take Sun Yumeng and An Yun, and even coaxed and deceived the old man for a long time, and finally An Yun was tired of crying, so they quieted down.

The short inspector breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, children, it's not safe here, follow us to the living room first, and I'll call your parents to pick you up, okay?"

An Yun just looked at Sun Yumeng helplessly, but Sun Yumeng nodded with tears in her eyes, and then took An Yun's hand and slowly walked with the short patrol.

Tall patrol: "Hey, you still have a set of dealing with children!"

Short patrol: "It's not that I have a set, it's that you're too ugly." ”

Tall Patrol: "Say it again!"

Soon they were in the hall. Jian Tongying and Yiyi were already there, and the two flower-like girls had lost their previous images at the moment, and were squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands. In addition to the two of them, the coser just now was also there, and he hadn't even put on his clothes yet, and he quietly stretched out his hand to pull his pants when he was squatting. There were still a few cosers around, and when Sun Yumeng saw this, she just sneered and didn't show too much.

There was an inspector who originally wanted Sun Yumeng and An Yun to go over and stand with them, but seeing that Sun Yumeng and An Yun were about to cry out with tears in their eyes, the tall inspector and the short inspector immediately stopped him, and motioned for Sun Yumeng and An Yun to sit on the sofa.

A fatter inspector walked out, and the surrounding inspectors all avoided him. Sun Yumeng knew that this fat patrol was their leader.

The fat inspector squinted, looked left and right, and said, "Everyone is here?"

The tall inspector scratched his head: "No, you see, even the children have been brought." ”

Sun Yumeng almost wanted to pretend to cry again, and the short inspector hurriedly came to comfort him, but the fat inspector scared him by a roar.

The fat inspector walked up to Jian Tongying's group and said, "Which of you is in charge here?"

Jian Tongying slowly raised her hand and said, "It's me, officer, we didn't do anything, we just ......"

The fat inspector interrupted him: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Jian Hitomi Sakura retracted her hand again and lowered her head silently.

The fat inspector turned around and said to the tall inspector, "Report to me, what have you found?"

The tall inspector said: "Report, I really didn't find anything serious, it's just ......"

The tall patrol hesitated for a moment, but did not speak. The fat inspector frowned and said, "What did you say?"

The tall inspector sighed softly, leaned into the fat inspector and whispered something in his ear. After hearing this, the fat inspector's eyes widened and said, "Isn't this it!"

The tall inspector nodded hurriedly and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, that's it!"

The fat inspector asked again, "Who is it?"

The tall inspector pointed to the coser who was pulling his pants and said, "It's her." She had a razor in her hand when we rushed in, and she didn't have time to ......."

Before he finished speaking, the short inspector slapped him on the back of the head and said, "Say a few words!"

The surrounding patrols let out uncontrollable laughter. The fat patrol glared at them, and they immediately stopped laughing.

Then the fat patrol himself laughed. He looked at the coser and said, "Stand up, put your pants on and squat down." ”

Cose quickly stood up, pulled up his pants, and immediately squatted down again, his delicate face was red and white, which was really aggrieved for a girl.

The fat inspector sighed and said, "Oh, young people really know how to play, and they still do this, I think when I was a little police officer, where did I play......"

"Ahem!" The tall inspector suddenly coughed stiffly twice, and said, "Team leader, what do you think about it?"

The fat patrol looked a little embarrassed and said, "This ...... Do you need to ask? Hurry up and bring them all back and interrogate them properly!"

Yiyi suddenly stood up and said excitedly: "No, you can't do this, we didn't do anything illegal!"

The fat inspector glared at her and said, "Is it your share in talking?"

Yiyi had obviously regained a lot of her previous composure at this time, but she didn't change her face, and she didn't mean to back down at all: "Why don't you have the right to speak? I have the right to defend my legitimate rights and interests! We are holding a formal club activity, and you are going to arrest people in a good manner, and we are still waiting to discuss the law! You are going to take us back?"

The short inspector walked over and said, "Explain what she's doing?"

The short inspector pointed to the coser, she was still secretly tidying up her clothes, and when she saw the short inspector pointing at herself, she lowered her head in shame and said, "Uncle Inspector, we are wrong, you let us go!

"Poof-" Sun Yumeng couldn't hold back a laugh, and then held back again, at this moment, it is not too appropriate to use the sentence on the Internet: Explosive Elephant Tribe to describe her mood.

"She ......" Yiyi looked at the coser, obviously organizing the language: "I don't know what she's doing? She asked me if I borrowed a razor and went to the room, how do I know what she's doing? Hey, what are you doing in there, why are you being arrested, and it bothers us!"

After speaking, Yiyi simply stared at the coser and said. Coser looked confused, she obviously didn't expect Yiyi to suddenly dump the pot on herself. She looked at Jian Hitomi Sakura with tears in her eyes and said, "Hitomi-chan, I'm ......"

It seems that Jian Tongying has never experienced this battle, and she hasn't reacted for a while: "Yiyi, you are ......"

Before she finished speaking, Yiyi slammed her and squeezed her eyes. Jian Tongying's heart moved, so she could only close her mouth.

"What are they doing?" An Yun couldn't help but ask Sun Yumeng in a whisper, but Sun Yumeng simply replied: "Don't talk, watch the show." ”

An Yun had no choice but to continue sitting. Although she couldn't figure out what these people in front of her were talking about, Sun Yumeng said so, so she had to do it. The tall inspector heard them talking, turned around and smiled, but Sun Yumeng immediately put on a picture of crying, and the tall inspector was so frightened that he immediately turned around.

Yiyi glanced around, settled down and said: "Mr. Inspector, I understand your work, after all, anti-pornography is an important and indispensable anti-crime activity, but we are really innocent. If you find out what she's doing inappropriately, we'd love to investigate. A smart person like you must be able to distinguish between right and wrong, isn't it? I'm sure you'll give everyone a fair decision!"

As the oldest person, compared to Jian Hitomi Sakura, she is still more calm.

The fat inspector nodded slowly, although he felt that what Yiyi said was all, but in the end, he still accepted all the compliments. So he pretended to say, "According to you, you don't know what she did with your razor, do you?"

Yiyi nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, I just lent it to her and went to get busy, I don't know what happened." Mr. Patrol, what the hell did she do?"

The coser already had tears in her eyes, she knew that Yiyi was going to betray herself, and she was arrested, so it didn't help to say anything, so she had to accept her fate.

The fat inspector took a deep breath and said, "Well...... this"

He said and looked at Sun Yumeng and An Yun, obviously taking into account the presence of children, and it was inconvenient to say it.

Yiyi pushed the boat down the river and asked the coser directly, "Hey, what are you doing with my razor!"

"I ......" Coser wanted to speak and stopped, how can a girl say this kind of thing, or in front of so many men.

Sun Yumeng really couldn't stand it, and originally wanted to use the inspection to teach these people a lesson, but he didn't expect this art to look righteous, but he did this kind of thing to abandon the pawn and protect the handsome......

After thinking about it for a while, Sun Yumeng made a decision, and at this time, she suddenly said: "Strange ......"

The fat inspector looked back at Sun Yumeng and said, "What? What did you just say?"

Sun Yumeng said cutely: "I said it's strange. ”

An Yun looked at Sun Yumeng nervously, she didn't know what medicine Sun Yumeng was selling in her gourd.

The short inspector walked up to Sun Yumeng and squatted down, and said gently: "You tell Uncle Inspector, what's strange?"

Sun Yumeng tilted her head and said, "This sister is a girl, and the girl doesn't have a beard, why does she have a razor......?

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes turned to Yiyi. Especially the fat patrol, his eyes are even more angry, he was almost played by a little girl, how can he bear it!

And the coser glanced at Sun Yumeng gratefully - and at the same time sorted out his clothes, and this time he finally put them on.

At this moment, the expression on Yiyi's face can only be described as constipation. She swallowed her saliva and said to the fat patrol: "Officer, listen to me, things are not what you imagined, you must listen to my explanation!"

The fat inspector turned to face Yiyi, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll listen, I'll listen to your explanation." Don't rush, you say slowly. ”

The fat patrol simply sat on the sofa, and the soft fat and the soft sofa were spread together. He sighed and said, "Say, I'll listen." ”

Yiyi bit her lip and said, "This ......"

Yiyi hasn't come out with this second word for a long time. Seeing this, Jian Tongying couldn't hold it back, stood up, and said, "Officer, can you take a step to speak?"

The fat inspector squinted his eyes and asked, "What do you want to say?" Now that we are enforcing the law, what else do you want to talk to an inspector about privately?"

Jian Tongying glanced at the people around her, bit her lip, leaned over, and leaned into the fat patrol's ear to say something.

An Yun watched their movements and quietly asked Sun Yumeng, "What are they doing?"

Sun Yumeng shook his head slightly and said, "I don't know, but I shouldn't have expected that my blind cat would run into a dead mouse...... These people can't be the kind of people who are not serious. ”

An Yun still couldn't figure out what Sun Yumeng wanted to say, so she had to continue to sit quietly.

Jian Hitomi Sakura finished speaking, and stood up straight again. The fat patrol narrowed his eyes again, took a deep breath, and beckoned to a police officer with a chest camera next to him, who immediately covered the camera on his chest.

Seeing this, he whispered, "Thirty thousand." There are 25,000 regular bail here, which is not easy these years, so understand each other. ”

Such naked words made the tall inspector cough, and the short inspector sighed quietly.

Indeed, it's not easy for anyone these days, it seems majestic to be an inspector, but in fact, where is there anything else to fish, this matter was a few years ago, the 30,000 yuan probably has nothing to do with the bail money, now...... Tsk, everyone understands each other, in the magic capital, who dares to touch those places where there is really oil and water?

Jian Tongying stood in place, paused slightly, and then resolutely said, "Okay, I agree." ”

Yiyi stepped forward and grabbed Jian Hitomi Sakura, and said with a nervous face, "Hitomi-chan!"

Jian Tongying smiled indifferently and said, "There is no way, the club has to continue, I can only do this." It's okay, it will be fine later. ”

Yiyi sighed and didn't say anything more. And Jian Hitomi Sakura went to pull up the coser and touched her head with a smile. The coser was already crying.

Seeing this, the fat inspector wiped his mouth, stood up and said to the group of people: "What, I can discuss this matter, but you still have to go back with me and make a show, and others have nothing to say." ”

Jian Tongying said calmly: "Well, we will cooperate with law enforcement." ”

A unique anti-pornography drama, it seems that the two sides plan to solve it privately, but at this time, Sun Yumeng, who has been silent, suddenly opened his mouth.

"That...... I've seen all of the 30,000 yuan. ”

Everyone was slightly stunned, and all looked at Sun Yumeng, they stared at what this cute little girl wanted to do, and why she suddenly said such a thing. But the fat inspector didn't care much about this, he snorted and smiled, slowly said two steps forward and said leisurely: "Yo, the little doll looks so handsome, then do you know what I mean by 30,000 yuan?

Sun Yumeng smiled and raised her little face: "Do you still need me to say it clearly?

After listening to this, the fat inspector first shook his head, and then laughed.

"I didn't expect you to be a little doll, and you know a lot. But even if you know, what can you do? If you say it, who will believe it? Little doll, my uncle will discuss this matter with you, and I will buy you candy, so what if you don't hear it?"

Seeing that this fat inspector still thought that he was a simple and easy to deceive child, Sun Yumeng let out a long sigh and said, "I don't need sugar, I just need to tell this matter, and you don't want to do it." ”

"Little sister!" the short man pushed Sun Yumeng's shoulder with a bitter face, and said, "Don't say it, uncle will take you to your parents now!"

Jian Tongying frowned, and also said: "Ziyu, you should be less involved in our affairs, we will finish taking the photos later, I will still give you pocket money, today's matter is ......"

As soon as she was halfway through speaking, Jian Tongying suddenly became stunned as if she was stuck in her throat, and her eyes stared straight ahead, as if she had seen her grandfather resurrected.

Seeing Jian Tongying like this, Yiyi held Jian Tongying's hand and asked, "What's wrong?" Hitomi-chan, what happened?"

Jian Tongying slowly closed her mouth, raised her hand, and pointed at Sun Yumeng tremblingly. Yiyi looked at her hand and was also stunned.

Sun Yumeng had already taken off her mask and sunglasses, revealing her lovely and delicate face. However, Jian Tongying and Yiyi both recognized it, where is this an ordinary Lori who came to earn pocket money......

SHE'S CLEARLY THE INSURMOUNTABLE COSPLAY CIRCLE...... At the same time, he was also the little one who went to the comic exhibition with Jian Tongying a few days ago.

"Rain ......" Jian Tongying suddenly felt that her mouth was a little disobedient: "You are ...... Is it Yumeng!?"

Sun Yumeng nodded, her expression was still calm, and she didn't make a sound, as if she was waiting for Jian Tongying's next move.

Yiyi's breathing suddenly became short, she stumbled to Yumeng and squatted down, and said with a pale face: "Zixiao...... Oh no......! Please help us!It's all a circle.,With your influence.,You can help us settle this matter casually!Please, Hitomi-chan and I need you very much!"

The fat inspector looked confused, and he never thought that two adults would be so respectful to a little girl. She couldn't help but ask, "Hey, who are you, why are you so pompous?"

Patrol is a very busy profession, as the patrol of the magic capital, he is almost busy every day, he is just a squad leader, and there are countless things to deal with the old rotten grain, where do you have time to surf the Internet, and you don't have time to know the small child who has recently become famous on the Internet.

"Don't talk to her like that!" The coser who was beside Jian Hitomi Sakura suddenly changed his previous cowardice, and said to the fat inspector with a serious face, his voice full of warnings.

The fat inspector heard her seriousness, and was actually frightened for a while! He vaguely guessed that Sun Yumeng had a great background, but he still didn't know who she was.

Sun Yumeng sighed slightly, and said to Yiyi: "Go and apologize to her." ”

"Good, good. Yiyi nodded hurriedly, but then said, "Uh, but...... Who are you referring to?"

"Who do you seem to have betrayed just now?" Sun Yumeng looked at Yiyi, her eyes were sad and joyless.

is obviously a petite and sweet look, and his eyes are very simple and innocent, but Yiyi feels an irresistible force, but he can't say what it is.

This is probably the godhead of the legendary sub-god......?

Yiyi gritted her teeth, as a senior member of the cosplay circle, she understood what it meant to be small, although she didn't understand why this ancestor suddenly appeared on this occasion, but it didn't matter what she asked me to do! As long as she could make this little ancestor happy, it didn't matter what it was!