Chapter 47: Indian Female Hooligans (I)
I'm very depressed, and as a peaceful player, he likes to help others in this game. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Just now, he rescued a lady with a very lovely voice, and he thought it would be an interesting and wonderful encounter, but who knew that this lady who was not elegant at all turned out to be a joke, he scratched his head and turned on the voice and said, "Okay, you can say it." ”
"Then you listen, my name is ......" As she spoke, Sun Yumeng adjusted her accent and switched it to the purest Indian and said loudly: "Shalmata Lajes!!"
"What...... What?" I said, confused, meaning that I had misheard. Sun Yumeng repeated again solemnly: "Sharmata Lajes!!"
This time, I understood a little, and he tried to stumble and said, "Uh...... Is it to kill Matt and?"
"Yes, yes, you're close to Gollum!"
Holding back the almost burst of laughter, Sun Yumeng opened the voice and spit out such words with great difficulty, then couldn't hold back anymore, slapped the table and began to laugh.
Different from the Indian accent of English, Sun Yumeng's trilled tongue when switched to Indian is almost twisted together, and with the inexplicable tongue flicking sound, the gurgling words are as joyful as drinking a sparkling drink. If it weren't for the pure Indians, I would not have been able to understand these words. Not to mention her messy unknown language, just saying that the 'I Pig' from the UK made the whole live broadcast room laugh after trying to read Sun Yumeng's 'Indian' name once.
"23333 I'm so angry!"
"I'm laughing to death, my pig looks confused"
"Hey, neurotic, hahahahahaha"
"You're so cute, little kid"
"God TM Kills Matra"
"Lord UP is so bad, hahaha"
Not to mention the live broadcast room that had already laughed, Sun Yumeng calmed down and continued to play after laughing. The warehouse here is full of zombies, and it would be dangerous to have guns even if there were only two of them. So she said in a delicate and innocent tone: "So I pig, what do you think we should do now? There are a lot of zombies out there, you know, I'm at a loss right now, and almost every step I take feels like a torment...... I already feel like I can't breathe in this rancid place where the air is full of rancid smells, so my friend I'm pig, I ......"
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, come upstairs with me...... And I'm not called a pig, I'm Andrew. ”
Sun Yumeng's pretended weak words do give people a full desire to protect, but once they say too much, and they use a grunting Indian accent, it will be a kind of torment for those who listen. After all, it sounded like just a little girl, and I couldn't scold the pig, so I could only endure a toothache and interrupt Sun Yumeng's words, and then turned around and walked out.
Seeing this, Sun Yumeng hurriedly stepped forward and said happily: "That's really good, Gollum, I think I pig, you must be able to find a lot of useful things here." You know, as an Indian, I've always wanted to go to England and see what the Queen's palace looks like, and my dad and mom talk a lot about the news about the Queen, if one day ......."
"Alright, kill Matt, stop talking! now we have business to do!"
I felt my head big for a while when the little Indian girl was arguing, and he held down his voice and said seriously: "We're teammates now, kill Matt!" You have to be quiet so I can think about where we should go next!"
"Ugh!"
Sun Yumeng's voice stagnated, and then he grunted aggrievedly: "It's not like this, I just want to liven up the atmosphere just Gollum, I think the current atmosphere of our atmosphere is too stiff, as a friend who has just met, only through the communication between language and language can we have a deeper understanding of Gollum, I think you are my friend, so I will say more, don't think too much, we are ......"
"Enough, I've heard enough! I'll say again, don't talk, I need to be quiet, and don't call me a pig!"
Seeing this, Sun Yumeng's voice softened, but the Indian English in his mouth never stopped: "I'm sorry I pig, I didn't mean to, you know I'm not British, I'm an Indian Gollum, sometimes I can't even understand your English, can you speak Hindi to me?"
"NONONONO! I DON'T SPEAK INDIC!"
"I'm a pig, you should learn from Gollum!"
Seeing that I was buried in the cabinet search, Sun Yumeng pursed her mouth and said in an Indian accent with a curly tongue: "I pig, we are good friends, we want to build a strong base together, form a strong team Gollum, in this case, the two of us must have good communication, sometimes I can't understand English, so I think it's a good thing for you to learn more Indian language, but we have to go together to kill those hateful zombies outside." If you want, I can be your Indian teacher right now, you know that Hindi is not difficult to grunt at all, as long as you are willing to learn it by heart......"
"Hell, Hindi! Don't talk to me and kill Matt! I don't want to learn shit Hindi! I say it again, shut up!"
After the pig roared loudly, he didn't care what Sun Yumeng said, and ran directly out of the door. Where would Sun Yumeng let him escape? Hurriedly chased him out, and while chasing, she also shouted: "I pig, don't grunt like this, if you have any prejudice against the Indian language, we can talk about it, you must know that many years ago we were a family grunting! Hindi and English should be inseparable languages, if you can only speak English and not Hindi, you will not be a qualified Englishman Gollum! Just like I don't understand some English, but I am indeed a qualified Indian, I pig." ……”
"Don't come along, shit! Go be your fucking Indian! I'm British, I don't want to learn any Hindi from you!"
"No, no, I pig, you still don't understand my words, I mean it's an honor to learn Hindi as an Englishman......"
The two of them were in front and one in the back, running frantically towards the outside of the small warehouse, and while running, the two of them were still shouting, I was angry, and Sun Yumeng looked innocent and wanted to be a teacher, especially behind the two of them, chasing a long row of zombies because of their movements...... The entire live broadcast room was made to laugh at this scene.
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