Chapter 1072 On the Wonderful Use of Cucumbers
Although no one has studied this theory, it is easy to accept because it is common sense.
Of course, these are far away, and now we are talking about Liu Sisi. The reason why Liu Sisi was so angry, Wu Yong thought, could it be that she was found out by her candlelight dinner with the beautiful head teacher, and she was jealous?
But if that's the case, it doesn't seem to make sense. In short, her anger came a little inexplicably. Wu Yong was a little speechless.
"You still say, where did my cucumber go?" Liu Sisi saw Wu Yong's innocent face, and his chest burned with anger.
Cucumber!
Wu Yong was suddenly stunned in his heart.
It turned out that the beautiful housekeeper was so angry because he ate her cucumber in the morning!
That's it!
Isn't it just a few broken cucumbers!
I thought it was a big deal!
"I said, sister, isn't it just a few cucumbers, I ate them in the morning, it's a big deal, I'll go down and buy you a few!" Wu Yong breathed a sigh of relief and said, in fact, he wanted to say in his heart, this cucumber is useless to use too much, if you are really lonely, you can find yourself to do it for you, if you are in a good mood, maybe you will be happy to help.
"What, you ate it...... Can you buy it, tell you, this cucumber is carefully selected by my sister and imported from Taiwan!" Liu Sisi's beautiful face was originally bright and beautiful, but it was pale and black at this time, if his eyes could kill, Wu Yong must have been pierced through his heart by ten thousand arrows.
"Import!" Wu Yong was stunned, just a few cucumbers, and imported from Taiwan!
Regardless of whether the use of cucumbers is in line with scientific principles, it is undeniable that the taste of Sister Milk Tea is still very special, and even cucumbers are imported from Taiwan.
"What do you think... You say, what should I do!" Liu Sisi saw that Wu Yong looked shocked, his anger subsided a lot, and he stared at Wu Yong with slanted eyes, and said.
"Actually... Sister, I said this thing, don't do it!" Wu Yong stopped talking, and suddenly felt that it was necessary to educate the head of the house and guide her to the right path, seeing that her tone gradually softened, and finally mustered up the courage to express his opinion.
"Hmph, don't make excuses, what do you say!" Liu Sisi didn't appreciate it, he looked like he was too deeply poisoned, and he didn't give Wu Yong a chance to teach.
"Sister, I said that this is the high-tech era of the 21st century, and there are many products with better effects than this, I will definitely help you choose the most suitable one!" Wu Yong was very helpless, it seems that the elder Fang has decided to go all the way to the dark and use this extreme way to deal with loneliness. I just think that cucumbers are a very trendy thing to use in the inner courtyard of the deep palace in their previous life, but in this era, with the development of high technology, the advanced artifacts that replace cucumbers are endless, and any one of them has vibration, and the effect is definitely better than cucumber.
"Sister likes pure natural products, what are you doing!" Liu Sisi curled his lips, looking domineering and exposed.
"You... Actually..."I thought that the head of the house was just a little ruthless, with the ingredients of Grande flowing in her blood, and her personality was a little spicy, but I didn't expect it to be so open. Although the spring breeze of reform and opening up has been blowing for 30 years, the concept of the Chinese people has not reached this point.
"Something to say, man, what's the ink!" Liu Sisi saw Wu Yong hesitate and hesitate, his face was unhappy.
"Actually, the most natural thing is not cucumbers, but men... If you don't mind..."In order to save the lonely soul of the house adult, Wu Yong decided to risk her life and correct a rather erroneous perception.
Although cucumber is a natural product, but to eliminate loneliness, the most natural medicine should be a man, a strong man, the effect is far stronger than a cucumber.
Wu Yong wanted to say, in fact, if the head of the house didn't mind, he could be wronged.
It's a pity that before the words fell, Liu Sisi's face was filled with a murderous light, he picked up a big sofa pillow in his hand, threw it at Wu Yong, and shouted, "Hooligans, punish you for sweeping the floor for a month!"
"Why!" Wu Yong felt more wronged than Dou E with incomparable grievances. Could it be that this society has become completely hopeless, and those who tell the truth will be subjected to inhuman persecution?
"There is no reason!" Liu Sisi's face was flushed with red light, as if he had drunk red wine, he threw down a sentence fiercely, and then returned to the room and slammed the door shut, causing the floor to shake no less than an eight-magnitude earthquake.
"Woman..." Wu Yong shook his head, and the woman's face changed much faster than the weather.
All this is Yan Yu's fault!
At this moment, Wu Yong jumped into the Yellow River to commit suicide, this Aunt Yan Yu only cared about instilling the knowledge that cucumber is a house goddess, but for the beauty of cucumber, Wei Mao didn't say a word, it was clear that she wanted to eat Coptis once, and it was unspeakably miserable.
In order to fully realize his mistake and prove the innocence of the head of the room who had been insulted before, Wu Yong decided to learn from the pain, wrote a thousand-word review, and took the initiative to undertake the task of cleaning the room for a month, in exchange for Liu Sisi's forgiveness.
In view of Wu Yong's extremely correct attitude towards misunderstanding and taking the punitive measures so actively, Liu Sisi decided to give him another chance, but on top of these conditions, he added another one, buying fresh cucumbers for himself every day for a month!
It's all about this, Wu Yong is not good at losing a lot because of a small thing, even if he suffers a dumb loss, he has to accept it silently, and he agreed to Liu Sisi's conditions ruthlessly.
"Master Fang, in fact, you can't blame me for this matter, I only know cucumbers, only that purpose, I didn't expect it to be beautiful..."
"Okay, since you already know, then buy me a few fresh ones and come back!" Liu Sisi covered the secret weapon on his chest with one hand, took out a piece of RMB with the other, handed it to Wu Yong, and said with a wicked smile.
"Sister, I'm going to buy it in the middle of the night, I'm talking about it, I still have to review my homework!" Wu Yong secretly felt bad. What's more, the monthly exam will be tomorrow, this time is as precious as gold, and wasting it on such a small thing as buying her cucumbers is not tolerated by heaven and earth.
"Since that's the case, then sister, I won't force you!" Liu Sisi probably also understood that at this time, Wu Yong was going to participate in the monthly exam battle tomorrow, and at this critical moment, it was better to let him review.
"Great, my sister's great kindness, I will definitely repay it!" Wu Yong's face was so excited that he almost fell to his knees.
"However, the time to buy cucumbers for my sister has been increased to two months!" Liu Sisi's big eyes flashed with a hint of elusive brightness, and he said word by word at Wu Yong.
"What!" Wu Yong was a little excited just now, but he didn't expect Liu Sisi to come to the most hated word "but", and increased his life sentence by half. At this moment, if it weren't for the damn house rules, Wu Yong would have the heart to rush up and form her on the spot.
At this time, I also seem to understand why my previous roommates can't bear it and run away one by one, with such a ruthless and beautiful roommaster in charge, those who can bear it are all god-like characters.
Women are fickle creatures, and you never know what's going on in her heart.
When Wu Yong saw the hot breakfast on the dining table in the living room, he couldn't help but think of Aunt Yan Yu's words, from last night and all kinds of signs before, this Liu Sisi is a ruthless and spicy character, and it has nothing to do with gentleness, and the gentleness of milk tea Shih Tzu that appeared in the public is just an external disguise. Once she walked into her life, she discovered the essence of natural chili peppers in her bones.
However, the hot milk in front of him, scrambled rice noodles with eggs, this hearty breakfast is also real, Wu Yong is very puzzled, saying that he doesn't understand.
"Today you took the exam, and I made you breakfast, good luck!" In front of the dining table, a pink note was also left with a few words written on it.
Seeing all this, Wu Yong instantly had the urge to burst into tears.
Could it be that Liu Sisi really has such a gentle side?
If people who don't know see such a warm scene, they must have the heart to propose, but Wu Yong has already seen Liu Sisi's ruthless side, although he was moved, he didn't dare to be careless, I don't know what this little girl is, and I don't know if this breakfast will be another huge ** array.
Since this little girl has spent so much effort, even if it is a conspiracy, Wu Yong will not hesitate to obediently fall into the scheme, it is said that Liu Sisi rarely cooks and eats by himself, and it is estimated that it took a lot of effort to fry such a bowl of oily and sparkling fans, and it is estimated that it took a lot of effort, just by virtue of this, Wu Yong will not disappoint her hopes. After taking a sip of warm milk, picking up chopsticks, and picking up the fried noodles with all the color and flavor, Wu Yong suddenly felt that life was extraordinarily beautiful.
It's just that when this slim enters his mouth, Wu Yong feels a little weird, why does it seem to be salty?
Green vegetables, yellow-orange noodles, golden eggs, this flawless fried egg noodles, no matter from which point of view, are all from the master's handwriting, but because the hair is too salty, the word "taste" in the color and fragrance is slightly lacking, or a little less heat.
Slightly disappointed, Wu Yong still felt that this was likely to be Liu Sisi's debut novel, if he abandoned it like this, he couldn't explain it to reason, so he didn't care about being too salty, and hurriedly swallowed this bowl of noodles.
History can't bear to read carefully, fried noodles can't bear to eat carefully, a bowl of noodles under the belly, although salty, but still quite hungry, far more energetic than those few green cucumbers.
If yesterday morning was a life of food and clothing, then today should be regarded as a quasi-well-off life, if this noodle is a little more delicious, it can definitely be regarded as a happy life.
Wu Yong sighed, if this Liu Sisi works hard and learns, he has the potential to become an excellent housewife and the head of the 21st century.
For this reason, although Wu Yong's mouth was full of salty and salty, he was still ready to encourage and praise the decision of the head of the house, so that she was full of hope for the future.
After eating the breakfast carefully prepared by the beautiful room chief herself, Wu Yong was very excited in addition to the slightly salty mouth, and at this time he was in the mood of the monthly examination battle, and he was majestic and high-spirited, and he could catch up with the volunteers who crossed the Yalu River.
Raise soldiers for a thousand days, and use soldiers for a while.
Usually crawling in the sea of books, but just to cope with the college entrance examination that is said to be able to change his fate.
For the students who have entered the senior high school graduating class, the monthly examination every month is like a regular military exercise, although it is not like the college entrance examination, but all the arrangements are based on the scale of the college entrance examination, just for the real college entrance examination, some timid babies will not have stage fright.
Although it was the first time for Wu Yong to participate in the monthly exam of the scale, the beautiful head teacher had already explained the process to herself in detail, and naturally she would not be unfamiliar, the only thing that made her unhappy was that the arrangement of the exam seats was very tricky.
The seats of the whole grade were numbered and ranked according to the results of the last monthly exam, Wu Yong did not take the exam last time, and the results were naturally recorded as zero points, and he was arranged to sit in the last place of the whole grade, second only to the fat man Wang Lei, a classmate of the thousand-year-old demon. The fat man is a well-known first-to-last leader in the 36th class of high school, and because of his stable performance, he is also one of the best in the whole grade, and has never broken out of the top three.
When Wang Lei was very depressed and skipped the first few positions and saw Wu Yong sitting behind him, his heavy heart suddenly brightened.
Although Wang Lei knew in his heart that Wu Yong had secretly exerted his strength, even if he was with him, it was very likely that it would be this time, but he was still extremely excited. Thinking back then, Wu Yong was always behind him, and now this situation is no different from that year, and his heart is naturally excited.
"Wu Shao, I didn't expect that after many years, we would fight side by side again!" Wang Lei's face was emotional, as if Yu Boya had seen Zhong Ziqi, a bosom friend he hadn't seen for many years, and he had the urge to cry.
"Yes, I feel very honored to be able to sit behind you!" Wu Yongben was very depressed and muttered.
There are more than 20 people in this classroom, and it is said that to be able to enter this classroom, it also requires a certain amount of strength, which can be roughly divided into two categories, one is Zhao Fan, who has lost hope in real life, and does not take reading seriously at all, and the other is a hooligan character, who is busy fighting and soaking women every day, and all the energy is not consumed on the belly of a woman, so naturally there is no spare energy for reading. Now that it's time for the tense monthly exam, this group of people is still talking and laughing, and they are obviously a group of hopeless people.
Originally, all of this had nothing to do with Wu Yong, but some people like to feel uncomfortable.
"Ha, isn't that the legendary Wu Shao, haha, I didn't expect it to come out so soon, haha, from now on, we have another heavyweight in this classroom, dead fat, you finally have a competitor!" Sitting next to the fat man, a tall boy like a bamboo pole with a pointed beak and monkey cheeks suddenly found Wu Yong behind Wang Lei, and suddenly burst into a burst of cynicism.
"But no, Wu Shao, I haven't seen you for two years, I really am a lot handsome, I have heard of your deeds a long time ago, and the brothers admire it very much, although you are no longer the prince of the year, but as long as you mix with your brothers, drink fragrant food, and eat spicy food, you will definitely not be left behind!" Next to Brother Zhugan is a bald brother, and now it is also a fashion to have a bald head, no, this buddy's shiny bald head is very domineering in this classroom, and he also said to Wu Yong.
In the face of the cynicism of the heroes, Wu Yong just smiled, but he was thinking in his heart, it seemed that Wu Shao was back then.
Among this group of people, he is also a well-known figure, otherwise it is impossible to reach the supreme realm of people who are no longer in the rivers and lakes, but there are his legends in the rivers and lakes.
"Classmates, be quiet, the exam will start immediately!" Just as the heroes were very happy to discuss Wu Yong's old past, a huge figure appeared at the door of the classroom, knocked on the door, and said in a deep voice.
The heroes in the classroom, all who glanced at the door, were stunned at first, and then kept silent.
Wu Yongben ignored everyone's ridicule and ridicule, and adjusted his thinking wholeheartedly, preparing to lead the legendary monthly exam, but the environment that suddenly fell silent still didn't feel very adaptable, and he didn't expect a knock on the door to be able to overwhelm the crowd.
When I looked up, I suddenly understood.
It was no one else who came in from the outside, it was the only female teacher in the school who could be as famous as the teaching director Feng Siniang, Tang Meng, the head of the school's Chinese teaching group and the teacher of the Chinese class of the third level of the senior high school.
As a Chinese teacher, Mr. Tang Xiaomeng's writing skills and knowledge of Chinese culture are unique in the school and unrivaled, so he can sit as a teacher in the top experimental class where the masters of the graduating class gather.
Wu Yong felt very lucky, fortunately did not accept the influence of Chinese culture under her command, otherwise it is quite possible to hate Chinese culture from now on, think about it, when she is in class, what kind of feeling will it be to say "My Fair Lady, Gentleman is good" from her mouth.
If it was just this majestic body, it would not have scared this group of mischievous characters to such an extent, as soon as they saw her, they could quietly hear the sound of needles falling to the ground, and more fear came from a legend on her.
Amiability is the impression that Mr. Tang Meng gives people most of the time, but when people are forced to be anxious, it is said that there was a rogue student who did not know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky to force Mr. Tang to blush, in a fit of anger, Mr. Tang grabbed the student, to a standard shot put-throw action, the student was thrown five meters away, immediately lost five teeth, hands and feet dislocated.
Although Teacher Tang was also criticized by the whole school for this matter, as a typical case of corporal punishment of students, but since then, Tang Xiaomeng has left a lingering shadow in the hearts of all students in the school, and no one dares to tease.