Chapter 102: Battle Escalation

"Hahahaha......" Bai Sanniang laughed wildly and entered the backyard.

The shopkeeper was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind Lao Bai.

"Finally say what is in your heart, hahaha...."After laughing, Bai Sanniang turned her head and yelled at Lao Bai: "You dodge, dodge!" ”

"Mother......

Bai Sanniang directly picked up a stone and clasped it in the palm of her hand, "I count to three, you know what to do, one, two......"

"Don't deceive people too much, Sunflower Point Caveman!"

But Lao Bai was Bai Sanniang's opponent, and before he could get close, he was stopped by the stone that Sanniang popped up.

"Oh, my son ordered his mother in front of his daughter-in-law, which is too much deception."

The shopkeeper rushed out directly from behind Lao Bai and shook at Lao Bai for a while: "Zhantang, Zhantang...."

"Sensei shouted, he can't hear me, you come here." Seeing Tong Xiangyu take two steps back, Bai Sanniang shouted: "I said, come here!" ”

Xiao Guo is a quick temper, and when he saw the shopkeeper being bullied like this, he couldn't help but be lucky: "Pai Shan......

"Huh?"

was glared at by Bai Sanniang, Xiao Guo was completely sober, and what was in front of her was not the aunt next door, but the devil!

So the slap of the waves directly turned into a square dance, "pour the sea, hi Luo hi, hi Luo hi ......"

Bai Sanniang stared at the shopkeeper, "Don't come yet?" Do you want me to count it again? One, two......"

Tong Xiangyu stepped forward directly and shouted loudly: "What do you want, just kill me if you have a kind!" ”

Bai Sanniang smiled, "Zhantang was ordered because he was disobedient, you are so obedient, I don't have time to hurt you!" ”

"You call it a pain." Xiao Guo turned on the provocation mode again.

"Huh?"

"It hurts." Xiao Guo immediately changed his words, patted the shopkeeper's shoulder, and comforted: "Sanniang is for your good, obedient, good!" ”

"Xiangyu, my mother knows that you work hard, and people's hearts are flesh and blood." Bai Sanniang immediately became tender, and also grabbed Tong Xiangyu's little hand and rubbed it, "To be honest, my mother is reluctant to let you ...... laundry"

Although the other party behaved very gently, at the end of the day, the shopkeeper knew that she couldn't really feel sorry for herself, but even so, the shopkeeper had to slap her, follow her, and pick up a nice voice and said: "Thank you mother-in-law for your concern, it's okay, I'm actually not too tired!" ”

Sure enough, the good words ended here, and Bai Sanniang immediately turned on the hell mode: "I'm not afraid that you will be tired, but I am mainly afraid that you will waste soaphorn powder...... Such a big bag, it's still full this morning, and it's gone in a blink of an eye, how much more will it cost in a year? ”

"Then I'll use less in the future?" The shopkeeper's temptation.

"I mean...... It's best not to use it. ”

"How do you wash it?"

"Change the water twice more and rub it slowly, do you understand?"

Tong Xiangyu had already accepted his fate, and replied weakly: "Understood." ”

"Be louder, haven't you eaten?"

Tong Xiangyu was very aggrieved, let alone eating, she didn't even drink the soup, but what could she do? I could only reply with a crying voice: "Ming! White! ”

Sanniang flicked her fingers, the sound of breaking wind sounded, and Bai Zhantang suddenly became active.

Lao Bai was sealed with his five senses sealed just now, so he didn't know anything about the quarrel just now, otherwise he wouldn't have rubbed his waist in the first place.

"Oops, my little waist......"

"Don't howl, you go back to the house and lie down for a while, Xiangyu hurry up and wash it, and come up and get it for him when you're done!"

Sanniang helped Lao Bai to leave, Tong Xiangyu sighed, and continued to sit down to do the laundry, Xiao Guo couldn't bear it, so he squatted down and wanted to help.

"No one else is allowed to help."

Bai Sanniang's voice came from a distance.

When Xiao Guo heard this, he immediately retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted, and then hid to the side.

。。。。。。

Before going to bed, Chu Nan went to the kitchen to fetch water to wash his feet, while Xiao Guo and Xiucai were greasy and crooked by the well.

At this time, Tong Xiangyu dragged his tired body, shook three steps, and rubbed to the kitchen door.

"Aha, I finally can't help it, I want to steal it?" Xiao Guo laughed.

Tong Xiangyu smiled reluctantly, but couldn't hold back her tears.

"What's the matter? Shopkeeper's ......"

Chu Nan also put down the basin and rushed out when he heard the movement, "Shopkeeper, are you okay?" ”

"I can't live this day!" The shopkeeper wailed.

"Did Sanniang bully you again?"

"It's not bullying, it's abuse, when is this time, I have to eat supper."

Guo Furong crossed her waist and shouted in the direction of the guest room on the second floor: "Is it still on your nose?" Sensei took care of her...... It's a big deal to be beaten tomorrow, who is afraid of whom? ”

"You're not the one who dares to be beaten? Standing and talking does not hurt your back. ”

"How dare she? I didn't marry her son. ”

"I'm not married..... What kind of iniquity have I made! With that, the shopkeeper threw himself directly into Chu Nan's arms.

Half an hour later, Tong Xiangyu was lying on the stone mill and crying non-stop, Xiucai and Xiao Guo yawned, and Chu Nan sat on the side.

"Okay, okay, stop crying, your eyes should be swollen if you cry again." Then he turned his head and instructed Xiucai: "Go, hurry up and call the big mouth!" ”

"What are you doing with a big mouth?"

"The shopkeeper has been busy all day, do you want to exhaust her to death?"

"Oh......" Lu Xiucai responded, then got up and stretched, "Wait, I'll call him to go." After saying that, he entered the men's bedroom.

Tong Xiangyu raised his head, his eyes were hazy with tears, and the pear blossoms brought rain: "Xiao Guo, do you think I did something wrong?" ”

"No, for Lao Bai, what is this bitterness?"

"And if it were you, would you do it?"

Xiao Guo immediately turned into a shrew and scolded: "I can't kill her, dare to yell at me, live impatiently, right?" ”

"But that's your mother-in-law." The shopkeeper reminded on the side.

"What's wrong with my mother-in-law? Mother-in-law can bully people casually? Want to have a late-night snack, right? No problem, croton duck soup, you can't kill her! ”

Tong Xiangyu directly burst into tears and smiled, wiping her tears, "Go on...... That's a good listen! ”

Xiao Guo immediately began to pinch the shopkeeper, "If you say it yourself, it will be more refreshing!" ”

"That's not big, is it?" Obviously, the shopkeeper has been moved, but he really can't cross the ethical hurdle.

"Hey, she's treated you like that, what are you polite to her." Xiao Guo's fire is like opening Pandora's box, completely seducing the resentment in the shopkeeper's heart.

"Okay, I'll give it a try..... Tell me to do the laundry, right? No problem, tell her to wear it immediately after washing, she won't freeze to death! ”

"Aha, how do you feel?"

"The wet house is cool, tell me to gnaw on steamed bun dregs, right? No problem, I dried the steamed bun residue and sprinkled her bed, and I couldn't kill her! ”

Just when these two "strong mouth kings" gave full play to Ah Q's spirit, Bai Sanniang suddenly appeared behind the two, and Chu Nan coughed dryly:

"Ahem, cough, cough ....."

It's a pity that the shopkeeper turned a deaf ear to Chu Nan's reminder and continued to indulge in the pleasure of revenge.

“... It's getting cooler and cooler, and you tell me to mop the floor, right? No problem, I dragged me back to wax, and I couldn't kill her! Hahaha...."

This Bai Sanniang was also ruthless enough, and she didn't speak out after listening to all the curses: "Who do you want to fall to death?" ”

Tong Xiangyu turned around suddenly, and then immediately made an excuse: "Uh...... Chicken, don't you want to drink chicken soup, I'm going to drop it to death, and then pluck its hair, peel its skin, and tear its bones......"

At this moment, the door of the men's bedroom opened, and the big mouth that was sleeping in a daze was dragged out by Xiucai.

"I didn't say or do it, you will wake me up again......" When I opened my eyes, I found that everyone was here, "Hehe, everyone is there?" ”

"Okay, do you dare to find someone to replace you?" Bai Sanniang grabbed Tong Xiangyu's handle.

"It's not me, it's really not me! It's the big mouth that does it himself. ”

As soon as Dazui wanted to refute, he was dragged aside by Chu Nan covering his mouth, "Your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are slowly tearing it off, and we outsiders won't get involved." ”

"It doesn't matter if it's you, my mother knows that you're tired, and you've been busy all day, who isn't tired?"

The surprise came too suddenly, Tong Xiangyu couldn't believe it, "Then this chicken soup ......"

"Forget it, it's too troublesome to kill chickens and make fires..... but before the shopkeeper laughed, I heard Bai Sanniang spit out the second half of the sentence: ".... Then change to soy milk! ”

"Soy milk can't be ground fresh?"

Bai Sanniang still looked smiling, "Then grind, grind until morning, everyone drink together, go, I'll grind with you!" ”