Zhang Xiaoye in the previous life was the type who had no ability to be honest and responsible, of course in this life it has to be the other way around, for women, this may be another choice question that cannot have both fish and bear paws.

There are two kinds of men, and there are two kinds of women, everything in this world seems to be divided into two categories, Zhang Xiaoye pondered these questions, and returned home in a stinky sweat after filming, and was about to take a comfortable hot bath, and the result was ...... The water heater at home is broken.

He had no choice but to put on his shorts, took a bath towel and turned right out of the door, and directly pushed open the door of Weng Meilin's house.

Moreover, it seems that camel toes can still be seen......

Seeing him come in shirtless, Weng Meilin was stunned and said, "Why are you playing hooligan as soon as you come back?"

"My water heater is broken, so I'll borrow it for your bathroom. Zhang Xiaoye said and walked straight to the bathroom, Weng Meilin muttered, "Isn't there a better choice upstairs to borrow the bathroom?"

The so-called upstairs is, of course, Ye Qianwen and Zhong Chuhong's room, he walked into the bathroom and said: "Of course I want to, I can also take a mandarin duck bath, but Sally is busy practicing songs and preparing for a new album, and Honggu is still filming, so I can only come to you." ”

"I don't like you to hear that. Weng Meilin muttered again, Zhang Xiaoye grinned, poked her head out of the bathroom and said, "Don't blame me for treating you as an alternative, if you are willing to take a mandarin duck bath with me, you can also be the first choice." ”

"If you want to be beautiful, you might as well remove me from the alternatives. With a hum and chirp, Weng Meilin ignored Zhang Xiaoye and concentrated on following the TV show to work out.

After taking a bath, he felt refreshed, Zhang Xiaoye wiped off the water and wrapped himself in a bathrobe and walked out, Weng Meilin was dancing vigorously and ignored him, he sat on the sofa and picked up an apple, and watched it while gnawing on it.

His gaze was noticed by Weng Meilin, and it seemed that he could still feel the blazing temperature contained in it, Weng Meilin jumped more and more unnaturally, his movements became very stiff, and finally turned his head helplessly and said: "Can you not stare at me like this, it feels like you want to eat people." ”

Zhang Xiaoye nibbled on the apple and said, "Then you stare at me, I don't mind." ”

Weng Meilin snorted, "Isn't it rare? Shirtless men on the beach are everywhere, and it's not like I haven't seen them." ”

"Then do you want to have some excitement?" Zhang Xiaoye stood up and walked towards Weng Meilin step by step, the latter suddenly became vigilant, stepped back step by step, and said cautiously: "What are you going to do, I told you not to mess with my sister, or I will beat you." ”

"Let you see what you haven't seen. Zhang Xiaoye forced Weng Meilin into a corner, stretched out her hand to support the wall and knocked him on, still holding an apple in her right hand and gnawing on it.

Why is there such a word as "wall knock", it is because of the outstanding effect of this form of flirting with girls, Weng Meilin is already like a deer, forced herself to calm down and twisted her head to the side, pretending to be calm and said: "I don't want to look at it, it's ugly." ”

"You haven't seen it, how do you know what it's like, three, two, one, the mystery is revealed. Zhang Xiaoye said as soon as she lifted her bathrobe, Weng Meilin suddenly screamed, this voice must be heard in Zhang Xiaoye's house.

screamed for three seconds, only to find that Zhang Xiaoye was still wearing shorts under her bathrobe, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief and pinched Zhang Xiaoye angrily, "Let you play with your sister, let you play with your sister, you guy is getting more and more bastard......"

Twisted Zhang Xiaoye several times before she continued: "Give the bath towel to your temper and sit honestly, or I will drive you out." ”

Zhang Xiaoye sat back on the sofa with a smile, continued to nibble on the apple, and said, "Nan, you just came back before I came, right?"

"yes, what are you doing?" Weng Meilin replied, and prepared to continue exercising.

Zhang Xiaoye said: "Because the underwear in your bathroom laundry basket is still steaming with body temperature, I guess you have only been back for a long time, and sure enough, I guessed it, it seems that I have the potential to be Sherlock Holmes." ”

Weng Meilin's face "brushed" when she heard this, and she blushed, turned around with her hands on her hips, and said viciously: "How do you know that there is still body temperature left on it?"

"I picked it up and looked at it, and I left some things on it, hundreds of millions of dollars. ”

"you, you still do this kind of thing with so many women?" Weng Meilin screamed and rushed into the bathroom, and then found that she had been deceived again, there was nothing on her underwear at all, and she had not even been moved.

She breathed a sigh of relief again, felt anger rise from her heart, strode out and kicked Zhang Xiaoye, and then said with a condescending face: "You actually played me twice in a row, do you still have my sister in your eyes?"

Zhang Xiaoye, who was sitting on the sofa only half of her body, looked at her at eye level, with a philosopher's expression, and said, "Nan, in fact, I have been thinking about a question. In the crew before, someone told me that there are two kinds of men, one is capable but not responsible, and the other is responsible but incapable, what do you think?"

"Don't try to divert the topic, my sister is angry right now. Weng Meilin still kept a straight face, and after a pause, she still couldn't help but answer, "In fact, I don't think men have any duty at all." ”

"If it's you, how do you divide it?" he snorted as soon as he asked Weng Meilin: "There are two kinds of men in my eyes, one is an ordinary bastard, the other is a very bastard, and you belong to the latter type." ”

"Okay, I'm a bastard, I admit it, who let me mess with you. Zhang Xiaoye raised her head and smiled, with a sincere attitude of admitting her mistakes, Weng Meilin's face softened a little, "It's pretty much the same." ”

Zhang Xiaoye then said: "Actually, there are two kinds of women in the eyes of men, Nannan, do you want to know how to divide them?"

"Tell me about it. Weng Meilin is indeed quite interested in this topic, although she still pretends to be blackfaced, but she has already shown curiosity.

Zhang Xiaoye said: "There is a martial artist in our crew, the type whose income is not high, he often goes in and out of Temple Street, in his eyes, there are only two kinds of women in the world, one is to spend money, and the other is not to spend money." In the case of Brother Long, in his eyes, the women in this world should be two kinds that can be touched and cannot be touched. ”

"What about you?"

"I'm different from them, I've always divided women into clothed and unclothed, but now it's different. ”

"Sure enough, it's a bastard, saying how do you divide it now. ”

Zhang Xiaoye's eyes were level again, and he said, "Now I want to divide those with camel toes and those without camel toes." ”

Maybe Weng Meilin didn't know what a camel toe was, but she could reflect it by looking at his eyes, and after reacting, her face was red again and was about to drip blood, and she pounced and scratched and scratched with her teeth and claws, "Bastard, I'm not done with you today." ”

Zhang Xiaoye was ravaged, and when she begged for mercy, the door was pushed open again, Luo Meiwei stood at the door in a daze, which made the room fall into an eerie silence, and time seemed to stop for a while: "Is it time for me to come?"

"No, Amay, you're here at the right time, take this bastard away, I don't want to see him for a minute now. Weng Meilin seemed very dissatisfied with Zhang Xiaoye, but in fact, she was all shy and noisy.

She was so ashamed that she really couldn't hang up, so she took the opportunity to drive Zhang Xiaoye out, and then threw herself on the sofa and buried her face in the pillow, and was so hard that she was destined to lose sleep tonight.

On the other side, Zhang Xiaoye pretended to say: "I don't know why she's angry, look at me scratching." ”

"If you say that, Aung didn't call the police, you should be thankful. Luo Meiwei glared at Zhang Xiaoye angrily, she didn't believe that it was because Zhang Xiaoye made Weng Meilin angry, even if it was actually like this, she didn't believe it.

Zhang Xiaoye was still shirtless, which was not convincing at all, he reacted and hurriedly said: "I have a broken water heater at home, so I went to Nannan's house to take a bath, I didn't just take it off, you see there is a bathrobe as evidence." ”

"You won't go to our side to take a bath, so I don't have to sneak over. Luo Meiwei still had an angry expression, and when she opened the door of Zhang Xiaoye's house, she saw Li Lizhen sitting in the room calmly, and the two were very embarrassed to each other, and they didn't know what to say.

Zhang Xiaoye had already seen through everything, but he thought it was really interesting, so he deliberately said, "You two seem to have strange expressions?"

Li Lizhen said: "Before Ah May told me that she was going home to see her mother-in-law, I wondered how to go back to see my mother-in-law before I called Honggu, and chatted for a while, it turned out that this was to listen to the truth." ”

The small action was exposed, Luo Meiwei's face was a little unbearable, so she said, "Don't talk about me, what are you crawling over for?"

"Well, this, I found an invitation letter for the boss. Li Lizhen really took out an invitation, "Why is it an invitation again." Zhang Xiaoye took it curiously, opened it and saw that this time it was sent from the wireless side.

Li Lizhen said: "I took a look, it was TVB that invited you to participate in the Golden Melody Awards Ceremony, and it is indeed time for the music industry to award awards." ”

This is not unexpected, because at the beginning of this time, the "Golden Melody Awards Ceremony" has been warming up, and fans have begun to pay attention, discussing which songs will win awards.

Zhang Xiaoye looked at it and said, "This invitation should have been sent to my mailbox, right?"

Li Lizhen laughed dryly, and said in his tone: "Don't care about these details, if it weren't for my relationship, you wouldn't have found out so quickly, right, you can see that you haven't looked at the mailbox today." ”

This excuse made Luo Meiwei roll her eyes, but the eldest brother didn't talk about the second brother, the two were almost the same, and she herself was empty-hearted, so she didn't take the opportunity to mock Li Lizhen, otherwise it would be easy to be scolded back.