"Tell me, what's wrong with you." Lynch pulled a chair, and sat down with a golden knife, the dark gold dagger throbbing dangerously on his fingertips.

Zhou Pengxin said that he was wrong, and he asked where he was wrong, where did I know what was wrong?

But at this juncture, even if he wants to talk back, he has the heart and the guts, and Lynch has a knife in his hand.

As the saying goes, no matter how good your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, no matter how good your skills are, you will be knocked down with a brick.

No one with good kung fu skills can bear it, and he is a scum with single-digit combat effectiveness, and he is still very self-aware.

"Hurry up, what's wrong!" Lynch snickered in his heart while threatening, if it wasn't for Zhou Peng's No. 1 plan, he really wouldn't dare to do anything with Zhou Peng, after all, Zhou Peng is not alone, there is the Zhou family behind him, it is a business empire, and there is a lot of energy.

"Don't worry, grandpa, let me reminisce." Zhou Peng scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and muttered, "What is wrong with me." ”

"Damn, I don't know what went wrong, what a stupid grandson, let me help you recall, when you were young, did you often peek at the neighbor's aunt taking a bath?" Lynch glared, like a fierce god, and said nonsense.

"I ...... I didn't! "Zhou Pengxin said that I was a rich young master born with a golden spoon, and I was guilty of peeking at my aunt taking a bath.

"Dare you say no!" As soon as Lynch stretched out his hand, he took off his leather shoes, smashed the top of Zhou Peng's brain a few times, and said viciously: "Are you saying no to me!" ”

"Ahhh......h Grandpa, don't fight, I have, I have! Zhou Peng covered his head and hurriedly changed his words: "Since I was eight years old, I began to peek at the aunt next door taking a bath, I not only peeked at her bathing, but also often stole her underwear and underwear, I am a pervert, I am a beast, I am shameless......"

"Haha, this is my good grandson!" Stroking Zhou Peng's head, Lynch smiled and said, "Kowtow to grandpa ten times, and then I will spare you." ”

"Ah...... Still kowtowing? Hearing this request, if Zhou Peng had a grenade in his hand, he would dare to jump up and die with Lynch, but unfortunately there was no grenade......

"What, do you think it's unreasonable for your grandson to kowtow to grandpa?" Lynch staggered his legs and said, "Don't challenge grandpa's patience." ”

"Knock on Zhou Shao! As long as you endure this time, you can come to the bitter end! After thinking about it, live with the goddess...... "Zheng Shaoqing automatically acted as a lobbyist again, Zhou Pengxin said How can I put up a teammate like you, if you put aside the war years, you will definitely be the first to betray our party and act as a traitor to the enemy."

But after thinking about it, what Zheng Shaoqing said also makes sense, compared to his own lifelong happiness, what is this self-sacrifice?

If kowtowing to the mentally ill Lynch can be exchanged for Lu Yuchen's favor, it will be worth it!

Thinking of this, the two glanced at each other, knelt at Lynch's feet, and kowtowed respectfully.

When Han Shiyao saw this scene, she almost burst into laughter, if it weren't for Lu Yuxin forcibly blocking her mouth, this matter would have to be a goof.

The brother-in-law is so playful that he pretended to be crazy and stupid, asked these two villains to call him grandpa, and kowtowed to him.

Seeing Lynch's lofty appearance, Zhou Peng's nose was almost crooked, and he said in his heart, you just snort, you wait for Lao Tzu to finish kowtowing, find someone to clean you up!

Ringing heads, then you have to kowtow before you call your head, and when they finish knocking these ten heads, their foreheads are all blue and purple, and they look miserable.

"Grandpa, can we go?" Zhou Peng grinned and rubbed his forehead, and cautiously asked.

"Let's go, where are we going?" Lynch asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Didn't you just say that you would kowtow ten times, and then you would let us go?" Zhou Pengxin said that even if you are mentally ill, you can't talk and don't count!

"I just said to spare you, but I didn't say to let you go, don't change your concept." Lynch said calmly.

"Holy!" When Zhou Peng heard this, he really wanted to hit his head on the wall, I also became my grandson, I also called my grandfather, and I also knocked my head, what do you want? Just stab me to death, I really don't want to suffer this kind of crime! It's so challenging to my mental limits!

"Then you can tell grandpa, what is the matter, you are willing to let us go." Zheng Shaoqing's strategy is different from Zhou Peng's, he is determined to carry out this tactic to the end, so whatever Lynch says, he will never resist, of course, whether he has the courage to resist is another matter.

"I don't count if I say it, your grandmother has to say it." Lynch said lukewarmly.

"Grandma?" Zhou Peng was stunned for a moment and said, "Where did I pop up with a grandmother again?" ”

"What do you say, grandson!" Lynch lifted his leather shoes, slapped Zhou Peng's head twice, turned around, pointed at Han Shiyao and Lu Yuxin, and said with a smile: "They are your grandmother." ”

"They?" Zhou Peng subconsciously said: "Didn't you just say that you don't know the two of them?" ”

"Damn, I suddenly know each other again now! How? Why is there so much nonsense about you turtle grandson! Lynch was angry, like beating a drum, and smashed the soles of his shoes on Zhou Peng's head, the latter held his head and hurriedly shouted: "Grandpa don't fight, grandpa don't fight, I admit it...... I don't think so! ”

"Get out of here, if they agree, I'll let you go!"

The current Zhou Peng has been destroyed by Lynch, and he feels that his spirit is on the verge of collapse, but for the goddess in his heart, for the happiness of the future!

Endure! Brother Shaoqing is right! If you endure it, there will be nothing left, you must endure it! If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan! Even if I endure it as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, I have to endure it!

Thinking of this, he climbed in front of the two little beauties like a pug, and said with a begging gaze: "Two grandmothers, do you agree to let me go?" ”

When Han Shiyao heard Zhou Peng call her grandmother, she suddenly trembled with joy, because she felt that in this way, she and Lynch's identity could be registered.

Isn't this equivalent to Lynch acquiescing to the established fact that she is a little wife?

But Lu Yuxin was obviously unhappy, she felt that her brother-in-law was really too bad, so she dug a pit casually and even involved her.

She doesn't want to be like Yaoyao's stupid girl, to be a little wife for others, she still has her own road of love to go.

And she really can't imagine what it would be like for herself, her best friend, and her sister to sleep under the same bed with Lynch.

It's so woody! People are cute and cold Lori! It's not a brother-in-law with no lower limit!

"You get up first, grandson." Han Shiyao beckoned, and then whispered: "Brother Zhou Peng, I didn't mean to take advantage of you on purpose, you also saw it, my brother is crazy, I don't even know me, if I don't do what he wants, maybe I'm the unlucky." ”

"I understand, I can understand completely, you just said that you agreed to let us go, and after we go out, call the mental hospital immediately." Although Zhou Peng said that it hurt to call Han Shiyao grandma, but there is no way to do it, Lynch's thinking is too chaotic now, maybe when he sees Lu Yuchen, he will ask Lu Yuchen to call him Dad, then it will be really fun to watch.

"It won't hurt him, will it?"

"No, no, absolutely not, the people in the psychiatric hospital have a tranquilizer gun specially designed to deal with patients, and they will not cause harm to his body." Zhou Pengxin said that your sister is really good enough, he has become a madman, and you are still worried about him like this.

"That's good." After Han Shiyao finished speaking, she raised her voice and said, "You go, grandson, I agree with you to go." ”

Zhou Peng and Zheng Shaoqing glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief, this kind of arduous ordeal finally came to an end.

But they didn't notice that Lynch behind them suddenly whimpered, almost scaring them to the ground.

When he looked back, Lynch looked terminally ill, his body shook violently a few times like an electric shock out of thin air, and then he lay on the ground with a bang.

What is frightening is that Lynch, who suddenly fell to the ground, seemed to lose consciousness, his limbs began to twitch, local muscles, and even spasms.

If it were a normal person, it would not be possible to perform this kind of realism, but Lynch used his true qi to temporarily seal several acupoints on his body, which produced this effect.

"Zhou Shao, this ...... What's going on? ”

"How do I know!" Zhou Peng's throat was blocked, and he whispered: "Is there any side effect of that forgetting worry water?" ”

Zheng Shaoqing shook his head: "My friend didn't say that this medicine has side effects, is he suffering from some kind of disease?" ”

"No, my brother is in good health, and he usually doesn't even have a fever and cold!" Han Shiyao hurriedly ran over and argued.

"Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law, are you alright? Brother-in-law, wake up! Lu Yuxin also cried and shouted, anxious to turn around.

"Oh, you see, the corners of his mouth are starting to foam." Zheng Shaoqing helped the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "This should be a sheep epilepsy, right?" ”

"You're crazy! Your whole family is crazy! Han Shiyao reprimanded, hugged Lynch's upper body, and suddenly woke up: "What do you mean when you just said medicine and side effects?" ”

Zhou Peng heard that he was going to goof, and said calmly: "You heard it wrong, Sister Shiyao, we haven't said this kind of thing, I see that your brother looks like this, it seems that he is dying." ”

"You're dying!" Han Shiyao probed Lynch's snort and said excitedly: "Sister Yuxin, hurry up and call the 120 emergency number, Brother Lynch is about to die." ”

Ga...... Running out of breath?

Hearing this, Zhou Pengle almost jumped up from the ground, if Lynch lost his breath, although there was a lot less fun to humiliate and trample on him, but it fundamentally solved the problem. Because as soon as Lynch died, wouldn't Lu Yuchen be single again, oh also, my goddess plan is finally going to come true......

Thinking of this, Zhou Peng squatted down and reached out to touch Lynch's snort, and sure enough, he had more breath and less intake, just like a person who was about to die.

Could it be a side effect of forgetting worries? Destroying human brain tissue first, and then destroying human heart tissue? Quack, God help me!

It's a pity, against me Zhou Peng, that's the end.

When you go to hell, my girlfriend, I will take care of you, and your sister, I will take care of you...... Hahaha......